CrippledWingedFairy
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Joined 06-01-02, id: 222646
I'm 17 and about as quirky as they get. I rule over my own Empire of puffins called Pufftopia. Come visit-3rd star to the right and straight on til morning...It's great during the summer.

I have my own puncution rules. I suck at grammar, even worse at spelling.

Email, IM me I love to talk.

I'm also on my own personal mission to ensure that the world understands and knows what i know. I have discovered the answers to some of life's most puzzling questions. I implore you all to learn what i now know and come out of the dark. Rent, buy, somehow watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail to answer such questions as:

Is she a witch?

What else floats in water?

Can a swallow carry a coconut?

Why are there French people in England?

Who is the man from scene 24?

Why is the old woman beating a cat?

Who are the knights who used to say "Ni"?

Why did spring and summer give autaum a miss and go straight on into winter?

Is Sir Galahad gay?

and many more puzzleing questions. Be healed my childern. Watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail and learn to use your coconuts.

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Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time by Arxane reviews
Yes, your eyes do not deceive you. This is an update. Link and Ruto continue to explore the Water Temple, while a fight breaks out in the Kakariko Vilalge cemetary.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 511,021 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 3/14/2001
Dahlia by Firebird1 reviews
*CHAPTER THREE NOW UP*A retelling of Cinderella. Has a small dark twist. Remains somewhat true to the original but still quite different. Please R/R. Thanks!
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,849 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2002 - Published: 1/18/2002