I am SquarePusher, and I rock hard!!!
But how hard?
hmmm...
Believe me, its fucking immeasurable.
Read my fics, or don't. I don't really give a fuck.
Bio Session 1. May 7th 2002
I'm never gonna delete shit from my Bio, simply because its all important in understanding why I write the things I do. Instead, I just add to it. The problem is, it'll be pretty fucking long soon. Who cares though? Not me. If you don't wanna read it just scroll to the bottom. There you'll find my fics, and will be given the option of reading them, or going to hell. Choose wisely.
Since this is the first Bio session, I’d better tell you something interesting...
I'm 17 and English. I live in a place called Leeds (the birthplace of fotball hooliganism and of the band SIKTH) i drink Tea frequently, and often commute with the Queen.
I'm completely fucking addicted to the "Final Fantasy" games series. FF7 is the best, but my friend has lent me FF6, and that fucking rocks, too! I'm writing some weird, fucked-up FF7 fic now, and I'll post it whenever I think it's ready.
I completely fucking detest HARRY POTTER!!!!
Man it fucking sucks.
The books fucking suck, and the film fucking sucks.
IT FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate Harry Potter with all my being. Oh god, how I want to destroy it. It sucks!!!
The charectors fucking suck!!!!
They're all fucking fucks!!!!!
FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I also hate Gundam. That's a terrible series, it really is. Fuck it.
I suppose I better end this before I get into trouble...
Bio Sesssion 2. May 8th 2002
Hehe... I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!
A real life FEMALE!!!!!!!!!!
A real "Hey John, who's that?" Girlfriend.
And she aint even ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hehehe... I told you I rocked!!!
I decided to post a Digimon fic, because I saw an episode that really pissed me off. I stopped watching that show for three fucking weeks, and when I start watching it again, I don't fucking recognise anyone. Fuck that.
Harry Potter sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!