![]() Hello this is Rueflower3900 but, call me Dandi. It's not my real name but I'm not telling you that. One thing, I am Dyslectic so there will be mistakes in my stories INGORE THEM!!!! Thanks! FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own two feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a wall while looking at some one else and had them see you, copy this into your profile. If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile. 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your profile. (Quite proud of this really) If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!!", copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile! Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "now where to begin?" People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs. If you can't convince them, confuse them. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. What happens if you get scared half to death... twice? Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous. I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Insult Comebacks: Your fat! Like your one to talk. Your stupid! And so are your insults. Your ugly! Oh, please look in a mirror- If you can without breaking it. Ever think of wearing makeup? you could use some. Ever think of wearing a bag over your head? You would be doing the world a favor. You are such a nerd. Awe... you think I'm smart? What an ugly little witch! You spoiled brat that can't even come up with a good insult! Do you ever consider looking nice? Do you ever consider not wearing makeup fit for a Halloween party? Why don't you save that mustache? Sure, right after you save your beard! You are horrible at comebacks! Oh I'm just getting started. Tell you what! I'll make a good comeback when you graduate high school!- If I haven't died of old age by then. RULES ARE YOU? 1. Perfect? Me? Perfect? Hahaha! You're hilarious! 2. Tall? Absolutely not! 3. In your pajamas? Yes, got a problem with that? 4. Left handed? Nope LAST: 1. Friend you saw: My twin sister 3. Person to text you: My Mom 4. Was today better than yesterday? No FAVORITES: 1. Number: Never really thought about it 2. Color(s) : Light grey-blue 3. Fruit: Peaches, blackberries, pears, apples and blueberries 4. Place: The woods nears my house EIGHT EMOTIONS: 1. Are you missing someone right now? Yes 2. Are you happy? I guess... 3. Are you sad? No 4. Are you bored? A little 5. Are you excited? No 6. Are you nervous? No 7. Are you anxious? Is there a difference between nervous and anxious? 8. Are you tired? A little ABOUT YOU: 1. Real name? STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2. Nick names? Slim Shady (don't ask) 3. Eye color? Light grey-blue with a dark blue outer ring 4. Zodiac sign? I have no idea 5. Male or female? Female 6. Slut? To be perfectly honest, I'm a prude 7. Smart? I'd say so 8. Hair color? Light brown that shines bronzeish when the sun hits it 9. Long or short? Long, and also thick, but not frizzy (I guess I got lucky) 10. Sweats or Jeans? JEANS 11. Phone or Camera? Camera 12. Drink or Smoke? Neither 13. Righty or lefty? Righty FIRSTS: 1. First best friend? My twin sister (welllllllllllllll... We were in the womb together) 2. First crush? A boy named Corbett 3. First pet? My twin sist- Opps! I mean my dog Milton (who died:( ) 4. First big vacation? Cancun, Mexico (it was after a hurricane hit, so they were still rebuilding the hotel and everything was REALLY cheap) CURRENTLY: 1. Eating? Nothing 2. Drinking? Nothing 3. I'm about to: go to bed 4. Listening to: My twin sisters breathing 5. Plans for today? Nothing WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX? 1. Shorter or taller? Taller, since I'm EXTREMELY short 2. Romantic or spontaneous? Spontaneous, since that's what I am AND I would get a kick of of teasing him about not being romantic 3. Sensitive or loud? Both 4. Hook-up or relationship? One thing you should know about me is that I'm sooooooooo very innocent, I didn't even know what a condom was until sixth grade health class (trust me when I say THAT was awkward) when my brother is in fifth grade and has known for a while now, and well... What does "hook-up" mean? HAVE YOU EVER: 1. Drank bubbles? No 2. Lost glasses/contacts? HECK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All the time!!!!!!! 3. Ran away from home? No 4. Broken someone's heart? Well... There's Thai REALLLLLLLY sweet boy that I REALLLLY like and he asked me out... And I said no. ONLY because a didn't want a boyfriend and still don't, BUT I REALLLLLLY like him and I HOPE, HOPE, HOPE I didn't hurt him 5. Been arrested? No DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 1. Miracles? There's this boy in my Car Pool and he never says Good-bye whenever he leaves, today he said Good-bye... Twice. So yes, I do believe in miracles 2. Yourself? Depends... Math no, Language Arts... Maybe a bit too much for my own good. 3. Heaven? Yes 4. Santa Claus? no 4. Love? Depends, from ages 1-19 absolutely not! 5. Do you like someone? Yes 6. Do you believe in God? Yes 7. Answered the truth on all questions? As truthful as it needs to be Just because I'm cute doesn't mean I'm harmless. Please do not annoy the writer. She may put you in a book and kill you People who don't know me think I'm quiet...people who DO know me wish I was. I intend to live forever, or die trying Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them Maturity is overrated. You shouldn't think so much. It'll strain your poor wittle brain. Letting your mind wander isn't a good idea because it'll get lost. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? God must love stupid people. He made SO many. You smile, I Smile. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I'M GONNA MISS YOUR E-MAILS!!! You are a... CHILD OF ZEUS You like being in charge. 2/10 CHILD OF POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. 3/10 CHILD OF HADES You're not that much of a people person. 2/10 CHILD OF DEMETER You own a garden. 3/10 CHILD OF ARES You often start fights. (I only start the verbal kind) You don't always think before you do something. 2/10 CHILD OF ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. 5/10 CHILD OF APOLLO You're very creative and artistic. 6/10 HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general 7/10 CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. 1/10 CHILD OF APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. 0/10 CHILD OF HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. 8/10 CHILD OF DIONYSUS You're the life of the party. 1/10 CHILD OF HECATE Being called 'crazy' is a compliment 8/10 |
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