B. R. Wells
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Joined 05-22-02, id: 217471
Author has written 4 stories for Command & Conquer, Harry Potter, and StarCraft.
I'm Dash Trudeau. I'm 16 and a male of Homo Sapiens Sapiens, about 5'9, 158 lb 175 cm, 72 kg. I'm straight, fairly pale in complexion and of medium build.

I'm interested in Genetics/Biotechnology, History, Philosophy, Politics, Military, Religon, Writing, Music, andDreaming.

My occupation is 'Student', as I'm in Grade 11. I'm taking in the order of time, Math, Law, History, Biology. I'm hoping to be able to pass everything, and I have awards to prove my excellence in History and Biology.My average in all my subjects at the moment is about a 70.

In politics, and related govermental matters, I'm an anarchist first, and a socialist on a secondary train of thought. In my anarchy, you do what you want unless it involves me, because it involves me, I get some say. In the socialism side of things, the goverment should look after the people, and make sure we live good lives with freedom.

My religous beliefs are a mix of Levayan Satanism and Basic Christianity. It took my life of experiences and genetic make up to come to this set of beliefs, and I'm going to try and explain a bit. I'm a firm believer in revenge and not turning the other cheek , enjoying my life, and don't complain about shit you can change. I believe Christ died for my sins, There is one god, and that you should love others.

As a writer, I usually write in short paragraphs. It has a tendancy towards an essay format, with each paragraph discussing something almost totally new. You can see it in my fanfics or in this profile.

Swimming over to another subject, I'm a vegetarian. Our ability to reason beyond "I'm Hungry" and "I need to pee" give us the ideas of morality so we don't need to end the lives of animals for our consumption.Added there's the enviromental factor of it taking 2.1 hectares to produce a tonne of Animal-based foods versus the 1.7 it takes for a tonne of Crop-based foods.

I like industrial Music. Bands like Skinny Puppy:Wumpscut: and KMFDM are really good to my ears, even if they aren;t the favorites of others, or seen on MTV actually a bonus. The lyrics are extremely enjoyable and the songs pretty catchy.

My dreams are often vivid in colour and emotion. They involve me changing the world. Like if were the Anti-Christ. Or if

If you would like to adopt me...

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Friends and Lovers by ssj hotaru reviews
AU*Sorato** Sora cherishes the people around her, even at the expense of her own happiness. However, in a moment of recklessness she reaches out for what she has always wanted, and her selfishness threatens to destroy not just her friendships, but everything she has always held true about herself. When the dust clears, will anyone still be there? **Author's Note** please R&R
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,860 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Sora T., Yamato I./Matt
Phone Call by darkestharmony reviews
The Dark Knight/Nolan-verse. The Joker makes a little follow-up phone call. Sequel to 'Happy Birthday'. Joker/Batman.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Comrades of Two Worlds by MCArbyter117 reviews
The Loyalist of the Covenant has finally broken through the MAC stations that had defended Earth. UNSC soldiers are forced to fight their enemies with new allies; but will this cavalary help them, or betray them?
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009
Out of Phase by ChaosValkyire reviews
The Master Chief...in today's New York City...or is it?
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,395 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 12/4/2003 - Complete
Command and Conquer: Yuri's Union by Cannonade reviews
Based on Red Alert 2, my thoughts on what would happen if the General fictional character based on myself was loyal to Yuri and helped him become the Premier of the Soviet Union and eventually takes over the world. Some parts as seen in both games RA2 and
Command & Conquer - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62,686 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Complete
Voldemort's Song by lovelyloey reviews
Voldemort's song based on "Hakuna matata" from Lion King, Disney. Third instalment in "songs" series. Guaranteed to be funny! R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Voldemort
The Concert of DEATH by Mrs.KristinaKidoiloveuJOE reviews
Mimi wants Matt, but Matt is with Sora! How far will she go to get what she wants? This is a funky story, be aware
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/11/2004
Bob the Marine by QQQ p reviews
Bob the marine is lazy and does nothing all day. Somehow he ends up getting a medal.
StarCraft - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2004
Halo:cooking evolved by The Holy Beergut reviews
Join the master chef as he embarks on a amazing adventure across an unknown planet, armed with his frying pan and fat free cooking sherry. Recipes not included.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2004 - Published: 2/17/2004
Halo 2: Earth's Revenge by serpantsnake reviews
MC has to protect Earth from the Covenant. Can he do it? Rated PG-13 for language (though it is censored) & violence
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/13/2004 - Published: 1/11/2004
Inside Halo by mastercheif377 reviews
An epic tale of 4 friends who get sucked inside Halo.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2004
Facets by Imateensosueme reviews
Meet team facets. Best of the best. Something is up with bungie and they were called in, its getting them out thats the problem.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2003
Halo 15 by DaTrueMasterChief reviews
this is basically, a small taste of what'll happen in halo 2. sort of like a teaser, if u will. i ur wondering where i got all of this, i just made most of it up.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2003
Steel Storm by Tony G reviews
GDI has assembled the greatest armored force on earth to combat the Brotherhood. But can on unt and one commander bring an end to seemingly endless war?
Command & Conquer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/25/2003
Girls Suck? by MaxSeighart reviews
Matt dislikes girls even though many likes him. so Sora deicided to help her friend find a girl of his own. will he end up liking one? SORATO!! and maybe a lil TAKARI!!>my fav cute couples
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 5/27/2003
Halo: Combat digivolved by Crow T R0bot reviews
The Pillar of Autumn hits a dimensional pocket sending it to the digital world 500 years past. The Covenant are adding digimon to their destruction list for mysterious reasons so the Master Chief enlists the aid of the kids. Halo04 crossover
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,476 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 8/19/2003
Denial by LegolasGirl25 reviews
Yamato is the most popular guy at school. Sora says she's happy with Tai and doesn't care about Matt, but Mimi doesn't believe her. Sora's trying to decide who is right for her before someone gets hurt SORATO, w/some taiora and mimato R/R!!!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,962 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/8/2003 - Published: 9/30/2002
Pong: The Great Adventure by I am not a number 26 reviews
In the land of Pong, a legend is born...
Pong - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/4/2003 - Published: 10/8/2002
The best Pong fic ever two? by Friggin Kyle reviews
RP and LP are chased by Pac-man, a lot better than the first!
Pong - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2003
A Moment with Jeffery by SchuMastermind reviews
Jeff is a normal guy with normal roommates and normal desires... so what if he's a little, white ball? He can still work it!
Pong - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/26/2003
A Public Service Message from the Count by Mobius Shadow reviews
Hello, Transylvania. This is the Count. And I have a very important political mesage to make.
Dracula - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/19/2003
Ichigo by Aphonic reviews
The millions living today will be the hundreds living tomorrow.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9/2003
You Can't Open the Mayonnaise!: A Square by Mobius Shadow reviews
The 2D A. Square attempts to open a 3D jar of mayonnaise. Of course he can't do it, but can the Sphere?
Flatland - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2003
You Can't Open the Mayonnaise!: Inuyasha by Mobius Shadow reviews
Kagome decides she needs a day off and forces Inuyasha into a picnic, where all goes well until he attempts to construct a sandwich and wages war on the mayonnaise from hell.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/29/2002
PONG: The Split by Jose Philipe Mendola reviews
Bat One gets fed up with PONG. Read and find out what becomes of him. Please, R&R
Pong - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2002
You Can't Open the Mayonnaise!: Unseen University by Mobius Shadow reviews
All Ridcully wanted was a sandwich. So stupid, it's funny.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2002
That's life by Umi Fushigi reviews
Sora's alone. One day she comes to a new school and meets Tai & Matt. Whom she's gonna choose? Taiora?Sorato? vote for your fav. couple
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Sora T., Taichi Y./Tai K.
The Travesty of Goldfish by Mobius Shadow reviews
Just how good are those Pepperage Farm goldfish, anyway? an alternate version of the famous 'Jingle for Goldfish' R&R!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/22/2002
Mine Forever by Crazi reviews
SORATO!!! WHOO!! Dedicated to muh friend, Annoying Little Devil, aka Devil, and we both love Sorato! >=D PG 13 due to kissin' and bad language and.. yea
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,743 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 10/19/2002 - Published: 9/25/2002 - Yamato I./Matt, Sora T.
Intensity by kfunk reviews
a battle to the brink of death with two rectangles and a square
Pong - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/23/2002
Sk8ter Boi by Sora Ishida1 reviews
Not really PG! Just to be safe though. A songfic to Avril Lavinge's song: "Sk8ter Boi". It has a tad bit of mimi/matt but is of course SORATO, BABY! I also want to dedicate this story to my friend Kathryn. Ya know...since she loves Avril Lavinge!!!!~ S.I.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Yamato I./Matt, Sora T.
Pongland by Mobius Shadow reviews
A circle accidentally wanders into the dangerous Pongland, and recounts the story to Albert in jail.
Flatland - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2002
Riding By Moonlight* by Unicorn Dust reviews
This is a wonderful rewrite of this old sorato I wrote; Some of you may remember. This should be alot better!!! SORATO! And... HORSES! YAY! Lol...
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,957 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2002 - Sora T., Yamato I./Matt
A new plan by Aria7 reviews
Based after a very Digi christmas. Arukenimon comes up with a new plan, that puts the older kids in the spotlight once again. The MattSora relationship will be kept. (Currently under revision)
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2002 - Published: 6/5/2002 - Yamato I./Matt
The Insurance Mascot Smackdown by Mobius Shadow reviews
Watch in stunned facination as Geico car insurance comany's gecko mascot faces off with the Aflac insurance company's duck mascot in a battle for the ages!
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/19/2002
The White Mass by Twix reviews
A revolutionary story showing the true depth and meaning of....Pong.
Pong - Rated: K - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/13/2002
Messed Up Lives These Kids Lead... by CrystalInTheStates reviews
Okay. So i couldn't think of a title. So think of that as the summary.
Pong - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2002
Game Over by BlazeFlare reviews
The story of the two paddles and the fight of their lives. Plus, YOU get to vote on who wins!!!!! Please R&R!!!
Pong - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2001
Love and Friendship Will Blend Together by Anime Angel4 reviews
~* The 4th chapter is now posted up!*~The chapter aren't very long, but it's pretty good. It's about Matt and Sora hiding their feelings towards each other. They have problems expressing it too!
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2001 - Published: 7/14/2001
Gatomon's advice column by gatomonisthemon reviews
Davis bashing! Isn't it fun! Well, this whole thing is about which boy gets Kari.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2001
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StarCheater reviews
A Commander finds out about the miracles. The little.... cheats for life hidden in the communication system.
StarCraft - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Complete
Live on reviews
A person is never really dead until they are forgotten. The DA is gone, so is the Hero it fought for. But The saying holds true, and they are not dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/22/2005
Conscripted again reviews
[RA2] A conscript was sent on a suicide mission. He got captured. Captured C&C style. Not really spiritual, but philosphical, on the 2 sides of RA2.
Command & Conquer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 5/11/2004
To kill a Harry bird reviews
Cheap. Me write bad summary. Harry trys suicide. Blink 182 song fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Harry P.
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