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Sandwich Boy by Dr. Blind reviews
Alec only wants one thing - Magnus Bane to acknowledge his existence. M for later lemons
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,402 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/7/2017 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Misery Loves Glamour by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Life in the limelight isn't always so sweet, and secrets are more closely guarded than ever. But if you look hard enough, in all the wrong places, you might find the love of your life, and a way to break free. Malec lemons galore in later chapters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 8/1/2017 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Old Spice by Fly Away Dreams reviews
What happens one night when Magnus is watching TV and that new Old Spice commercial comes on? Read and you'll find out. R&R, please.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Punishment by OmgAdot reviews
The shadowhunters are forced to attend a term of "mundane" school. Why? because Maryse and Robert think it'd be funny. Izzy seems to be enjoying herself, but what about Jace and Alec? And Magnus?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,193 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/2/2015 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Every Vow You Break by ecb327 reviews
**Please visit my profile to access my AO3. I am no longer active here.** John's wedding doesn't necessarily go as planned, mostly because he's in love with his flat mate - who has a nasty habit of pushing people away. And then things just really don't go well from there. But, they wouldn't be detective and doctor if they didn't find some way to figure it out. TW self harm.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,918 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Mary M.
Fight Over Magnus by BlaireZ16K reviews
He whispered in Magnus' ear, "Beware Magnus; you'll be mine again by the end of my time here." Before Magnus could say anything, Darelen suddenly disappeared into the wind. He stood, shocked. Was he just threatened? No,he knew it wasn't a threat, it was a promise.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,651 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
TMI Chat Room by LilliabellaMichelle reviews
The gang has recently learned how to use the Internet. Isabelle suggests that everyone speaks only on chat for as long as possible. What could possibly go wrong?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,074 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Magnus B. - Complete
fizzle out, burn bright by seekerchasing reviews
Simon knows he will live countless lifetimes without Isabelle. But first, they have their moments. Sizzy drabbles
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Simon L., Isabelle L.
Malec short stories (but not too short) by Werewolf not a goldenretriever reviews
stories written with one-word prompts sen in by you, (except for the first, obviously.)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,513 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Snippets by Adrelaide reviews
Various Mortal Instruments snippets generally revolving around Malec. Spiders, Comic Books and Christmas parties.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,465 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Yin-Yang by SWBloodwolf reviews
KIDLOCK! then TEENLOCK! then SHERLOCK! A young Sherlock who misses his mum, is frustrated with his brother and terrified of his father, but then finds John. Although what say does a child have in a world of grown-ups? 25 years is a long time apart, and time has a way of changing things.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,527 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Little Johnlock Fics by jamesgatz1925 reviews
One page Johnlock fics based on one word prompts. Some are rated T and some are M. Rated M just to be on the safe side.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,006 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Pick up by flagma reviews
John is at work and Sherlock tries to pick John up (via text) by using corny pick-up lines. I couldn't think of a good title Rated (T) to be safe.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
First mate by flagma reviews
Second in my Kidlock stories. makes slightly more sense if you read 'everyone can be organised, but why can't you' John is staying the night over at sherlock's house where he learns more about his friend and his family.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Underwatrer kissess by flagma reviews
AU: Octojohn. i saw someone suggest this on tumblr and decided to write this. What if their first kiss is basically mouth to mouth?: Sherlock likes to think under water some times when he's in the tub and little OctoJohn is worried because he hasn't come up yet and he doesn't have gills, so he goes down and John attempts to give him mouth to mouth.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Secret by AzOOAK reviews
Alec is in a happy relationship with his boyfriend, Scott. But what happens when he stands face to face with a certain glitterfilled man at a party? Will he be able to resist this new temptation - or will he find himself in a world of secrets and unknown temptations? I suck at summaries. AU. Character death and M-rated content in later chapters. Rated T to be safe. Please R&R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 70,573 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Everyone can be organised, but why can't you? by flagma reviews
Kidlock: Sherlock has could always put everyone he meets into groups, now all he has to do is find out where new kid John belongs.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/29/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Polaroids and Memories by ChaseThisLightWithMe reviews
A bunch of snapshots/photos from Alec and Magnus' photo albums through the years. A lot of it is fluff and there's more of a description inside. No spoilers for City of Lost Souls.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,256 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Of Magnificence and Phenomenons by Emily-Rose-Love reviews
How does the High Warlock of Brooklyn deal with his increasing connection to the young Shadowhunters? How about his increasing connection to one very blue-eyed boy in particular? The story of "City of Bones" from Magnus' point of view.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,026 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Tied Tongues by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
An alphabetical story that has no particular order, because when they are together Alec jumbles up his words and Magnus will occasionally speak in a different language entirely.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,652 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
When Kidlock Meets Kid-John by lemonrum reviews
When seven-year-old Sherlock meets seven-year-old John at his hideout in the tree... Very soft and cuddly.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,853 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/13/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Little Malec Memories by If The Fates Have It reviews
Random Malec snippets. First try at this, wish me luck!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,017 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Broken Hearts Break People by sealitinwriting reviews
Post Malec. Alec takes up drinking and partying to get over Magnus. Magnus however becomes more withdrawn and less like his magnificent self. Can this couple be mended? Will they ever be able to get together, or is Alec too far gone in his new, broken ways to fix what they had? Disclaimer; I do not own TMI, or any of the characters from the series. All CC.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,563 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Alec L., Isabelle L., Magnus B.
When I Get to Heaven by mad half hour reviews
"The Mark is dark on Magnus's skin when it's finished, burned black into his flesh, the newest amongst dozens of identical others. Angelic power." Alec is gone, and Magnus will do anything to get him back.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Magnus B. - Complete
Little Red Riding Magnus by Adrelaide reviews
For baneme. A strange wolf named Alec and an herbalist with a weird sense of fashion. Fluff and hilarity ensues. Malec. Fluff. AU. Anthro.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 85 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Young and Beautiful by narukietyam reviews
Magnus visited Alec in the middle of the night. He knew it was about to happen and he thought he was ready for it, but in his long life, he'd never been caught off guard like this before.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Prince and the Storyteller by Adrelaide reviews
Cursed by a wicked Enchantress, Magnus wanders the world searching for true love's kiss. Alec struggles with the duties of inheriting a kingdom, with things not looking any better when a handsome storyteller falls into his life. Malec. Fluff. AU. Lemon. Angst. WIP.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,733 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Almost by PyromaniacSchizophrenic reviews
Magnus Bane almost did a lot of things.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
The Camping Trip by Fiona Church reviews
This is a story of a camping trip that Jace, Clary, Isabelle, Simon, Alec and Magnus take- you can decide when it's set. Planning to focus mostly on Magnus and Alec. Rated M because of certain things that certain couples do. Chapters are posted based on reviews
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,066 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Logged Off by If The Fates Have It reviews
Alec, Magnus, Izzy, Jace, and Robert Lightwood: Chatroom Format What appears to be a normal day for the sweet lovers (A M) turns into the day that will change Magnus' life. Forever (dun dun dun!).
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B., Jace W., Isabelle L. - Complete
Perihelion by Spun reviews
'"Guilt is powerful," he said. "It has teeth and claws and once it sinks them into you, it doesn't let go. You'll spend the rest of your life wondering what you could've done differently. I know guilt, Alec, and you don't want to do this to yourself."' Max dies. Alec doesn't fall apart, but only because Magnus holds him together.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,617 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Restless Heart Syndrome by mychemicalbitchbot reviews
Malec, post CoLS. They say all Shadowhunters are dramatics, and Alec doesn't seem to be any different. Suffering from his harsh break up, and struggling to hide an unknown illness racking his body, Alec's a mess. Things are shattering, quickly. Love isn't so perfect anymore. Mpreg.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Mortal Instrument Drabbles by Shuichi Saito reviews
A series of drabbles centered around our favourite Shadowhunters in particular situations. Includes the majority of canon pairings and also includes additonal characters such as Simon and Magnus. From -attempting- at playing Pictionary to teaching Isabelle to cook; these drabbles don't give away any important spoilers. Malec Clace and Simabelle.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Complete
Broken Stars Shine Brightest by Jagger3 reviews
Magnus has become completely infatuated with a school mate of his; Alexander Lightwood-star of the football team and brother of the most hottest person in the school. He decides to make the blue eyed beauty his, but Magnus didnt realize that it might mean Alexander will have to see a side of him he was ashamed of. Rated M for yaoi, AU.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,572 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Inside the Outsiders Mind by CarlotaMJ reviews
In Mark of Athena, when Percy and Annabeth are at the outside cafe. We are inside the waiters mind when he is serving Percy and Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Vitamin C by BowtieChameleon reviews
"I'm flattered that you are that desperate to kiss me, Alexander." Warning for very very slight sexual content.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Pink Cotton Candy, Rainbow Balloons and a Panda by alicelightwoodbane reviews
Magnus and Alec's date at an amusement park. Set during City of Ashes, so the beginning of their relationship. Awkward and fluffy. And totally random :) One-shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
You and I by LisaLovesCurry reviews
A series of stories focusing on Magnus and Alec both their romance and their individual experiences during "The Mortal Instruments" series , this fic is rated M for eventual lemons. :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,866 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
In the End by Seylin reviews
They broke up... but, maybe in the end they end up back together. Slash.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Wolf In Sheep's Clothing by KissingFire reviews
Malec Oneshot. Alec hid and blended among his peers, while Magnus isolated himself as much as possible. OOC/AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Love reIncarnate by Adrelaide reviews
He had stayed with the Shadowhunter, holding Alec's hand through the years, even as it had grown frail and wrinkled, the once pitch black hair now a light shade of white. Every year was a year past that he regretted not making Alec immortal. Every memory with his love was a reminder of why he hadn't. Malec. Oneshot. Angst. Fluff. Character Death.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
City of Revenge by AmeliaRiver reviews
It has been over 2 years since COLS. Alec is a walking zombie, Clary and Jace are married and have a child, Simon and Izzy live together. Magnus has been less sparkly than usual. He watches his ex with wishful eyes. Will they get back together. Will the world, which has bee quiet for the shadowhunters for so long, fall apart when a threat arises. And what does he want now?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,753 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
City of Magic by Bookworm24601 reviews
Alec's point of view through City of Bones. Sorry if it sucks. I might add some MPOV if I get alot of reviews...Rated T for later chapters, and cause I'm paranoid! My version of some events.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,078 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Uncharted Web by jennifart reviews
"Wait, do you even know what the Internet is?" "It's a net that people share?" Jace, Isabelle and Alec are introduced to the Internet by Clary, Simon and Magnus!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,067 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010
Snippets by Spun reviews
One hundred and fifty one-sentence Magnus/Alec fics - everything from angst to crack to pure fluff. "I don't think writing 'Property of Magnus Bane' on the back of my jeans is the 'subtle sign of possession' you were looking for."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,821 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The deal by galindaby reviews
It turns out that Alec doesn't really have an idea what being the High Warlock of Brooklyn actually means... And how will Magnus do as a Shadowhunter? Read and see!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,758 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Weirdness and Stuff by XxHushHushxX reviews
What happens when you give Magnus, Alec, Jace, Clary and Simon access to the internet? Fights? fashion advice? Ponys? Cullens? very Weird Luke? Thongs? Magnus changed Alec's username to what? and why is Jace's body glowing? Malec, Clace Izzy/Simon! R&Rx
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,863 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Broken Things by Spun reviews
Post-City of Lost Souls, Alec finally cracks and takes out his frustrations on an innocent bystander. To be fair, though, his father kind of deserves it.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Alec L., Robert L. - Complete
Pride Goeth by Spun reviews
Magnus is attractively arrogant. Alec is horrendously sick for two days, but he gets to be right for once, so it's worth it. "We should call it a holiday. 'The Day Alec Was Right and Magnus Was Wrong'."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,610 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 128 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Boy In The Mirror by Dustland-Fairytales reviews
Alec never believed in ghost stories. How wrong he was.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,733 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Hello New Boy by mothamaeghan reviews
Magnus falls for the new kid the first moment he sees him. Will the new kid feel the same? First FanFic, I will try my best at side pairings. M/A, J/C, I/S. R&R. BoyxBoy, don't like don't read.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 90,726 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Dress Conundrum by Shuichi Saito reviews
After a session of shopping with Isabelle, Alexander visits Magnus and hears something that might just change their relationship forever - Of course, all is not what it seems. Humour. Romance and family, NOT angst.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Facebook And Other Shenanigans by Shuichi Saito reviews
What If...The Mortal Instruments characters had facebook? Whose in a relationship with who? And what on earth is happening to Alec's account! Includes all cannon pairings. Crack-fic.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,067 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011
Bow by Dr. Blind reviews
Magnus gives Alec a Christmas present. An unofficial missing scene from Sandwich Boy. M for lots of love making.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
45 Years 7 Weeks 3 Days by Shuichi Saito reviews
The world had changed around him. The Technology. The Fashion. Wars started. Wars ended. Lives lost. Children born. And yet he could still vividly remember the feel of the blood on his hands. Malec Future-Fanfiction.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
6 Hours by Shuichi Saito reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if Magnus and Alec were to swap bodies? What will they get up to? Will Magnus be able to fool Isabelle, Clary and Jace? MALEC and CLACE Humour
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Halloween With The Kids by Shuichi Saito reviews
AU. Halloween themed fanfiction. 10 year-old Alexander and his siblings go out Trick-Or-Treating for the first time, only to find a sobbing Magnus Bane - mourning the loss of his candy. Little Malec fluff.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Polychromatic by Shuichi Saito reviews
"While I am the perfect specimen of a human being and tend to leave people speechless, didn't you say that you had my cat?" AU Malec. Magnus/Alec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Sherlock Is Not The One You Should Worry About by AllesandraQuartermaine reviews
Sally Donovan's eyes are opened about a certain Doctor John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 183 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Sgt. S. Donavan, John W. - Complete
Name Of Fate by Shuichi Saito reviews
Magnus uncurled his fingers, and the whole world seemed to stop. The words 'Alexander Gideon Lightwood' were etched onto the palms of his hands in fancy, old fashioned lettering, they were faint in colour. Like an old scar, but still readable. MALEC AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Discovering FanFiction by I brake for nobody reviews
Percy, Annabeth, Nico, Thalia, Travis and Katie were staring disgustingly at the computer screen. "What the hell is this crap?" They discover a little website called FanFiction and they don't like what they see. It's a parody
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Many Musings of Chairman Meow by MorbidMandy reviews
We have stories from Alec's perspective, stories from Magnus' perspective, but now I give you one from Chairman Meow's perspective. Thoughts and Musings from a cat. THIS IS A STRANGE STORY. Church/Chairman Meow Romance MERCH! .Multi-chapter.Malec Slash
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,515 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Cake and Washing Powder by Shuichi Saito reviews
It happens to be Alec's birthday, and because of that Magnus and Isabelle decide to bake their favourite Sweater-King his very own, special and completely unique birthday cake. Who knew baking a simple sponge could be so hard?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Alec L. - Complete
Sparkle and Glower: Alec and Magnus One Shots by Litsztomania reviews
Pointless and fluffy oneshots, varying from short to really short, about Alec and Magnus, either together or just on their own. They get into a lot of shenanigans.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 24,398 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Operation: Shopping by Shuichi Saito reviews
Simon learns the hard way that Jace, Alec and shopping don't mix too well together. Especially when it's for feminine products. Contains: Mild swearing, epicness and lots of homour. Malec. - NEW AND IMPROVED VERSION
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Jace W., Alec L.
Blue by Spun reviews
Magnus is all about color. Alec isn't, though not for lack of trying. "If you ever get fired from being High Warlock, you'll have a lucrative career as the paint person in a Home Depot or something."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 85 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Chicken Suprise by Shuichi Saito reviews
"W...What?" Clary spluttered in shock, the kitchen door behind her slammed shut, though it went unnoticed as she inspected the room with wide, grass green eyes. MALEC JACE/CLARY HUMOUR -Word Hint One-Shots-
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
How I think it happened by lizrocks19 reviews
Did anyone else notice how Alec insisted he had no idea what happened while he was being healed? This is what I think happened. May add other One-shots to this. MALECCC :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
An Unfortunate day in the life of Alexander by Shuichi Saito reviews
Meow seemed to glare at Alec, his eye's wide, he swatted again at the sleeve, and Alec threw the sweater away, instead going to grab for the disaster that was Chairman Meow. Malec. Pure Crack.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Meeting Alec Lightwood by Inky Octopus Spraypaint reviews
What if Magnus hadnt met Alec at his party? What if he met him because he was trying to get out of Clary's sight? What if the way he had met Alec, was by running into him? I know, I suck at summaries! Sorry for the OOC-ness!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,566 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Aging by KissingFire reviews
After fifty-two years being together, Magnus still looks nineteen. He comforts Alec when he thinks he's too old...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The One With The Blue Eyes by Spun reviews
Two-shot. When the Shadowhunter from the party doesn't call, Magnus sulks, and Chairman Meow attempts to matchmake two people who are desperately in need of his help. Even when they're not.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,773 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Chairman Meow, Magnus B. - Complete
When A Warlock's Bored by Shuichi Saito reviews
With Alec and chairman Meow fast asleep, Magnus is bored. So what's a Warlock to do? Malec Jace/Clary Simon/Izzy About Simon being in the institute, just imagine Clary made a rune for him, or Magnus putting a spell on him or something XD
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Meeting Mr Johnson by SheSaidAnonymous reviews
A trilogy of related one-shots. What happens when Isabelle pulls Alec into modeling for Cosmo...One thing for sure: Magnus doesn't share what is his and when Mr. Johnson steps out of line will Magnus be able to control his jealousy? Alec/Magnus.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Baby, Love isn't Right without You by SheSaidAnonymous reviews
Love isn't easy, but that doesn't stop Alec from wanting more, Clary from dreaming, and Isabelle from understanding the "L" word. Yet, what will? And will he succeed in destroying their love? Malec, Jace/Clary, Isabelle/Simon. M for Mature. REVIEW! :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,266 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Misunderstandings by Shuichi Saito reviews
Jace, Isabelle, Clary and Maia are Mortified to find out what Alec does in his spare time. Jace/Clary and Magnus/Alec. Malec. Implied sexual themes and Simon/Alec. Please drop a review if you have a story request you want written :D
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
It's Stuck! by KissingFire reviews
Simon overhears something he isn't supposed to hear...M for dirty talk.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Simon L. - Complete
The Adventures of Alexander Lightwood by Shuichi Saito reviews
Who knew a simple task of shopping for Magnus could be so hard? Malec. Major humour.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
What I Never Told You by ivyflightislistening reviews
Fang visits Max's grave 2 years later, because some things need to be said."And now I'm in love with a dead person, which you would laugh about if you were here, but that's the thing, isn't it?" Angsty, based on Get Up-Barcelona & Love Me-Yiruma. R and R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
I Can See You by KissingFire reviews
Some MI Fandom cliches are in here. Just letting you know.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 47,268 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
The Heart Remembers by abstergos reviews
Alec is back on Magnus' doorstep for the last time.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
What Alec Forgot by Bulls in Brooklyn reviews
In City of Bones, Alec is healed by Magnus after being attacked by the Greater Demon. He didn't remember how he was healed, and he "didn't remember" what happened afterwards. Told from Magnus and Alec's perspectives, the story of Alec's healing & recovery
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,658 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
The Finish Line by abstergos reviews
This is my take on the scene in the Accords Hall. Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
When the Ball Drops by ariviand reviews
New Years 2010. Magnus is throwing a party at his loft, to which Alec was dragged along. What happens when the ball drops?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,361 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Funeral by KissingFire reviews
He didn't know he was dead...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Max L. - Complete
December by KissingFire reviews
Sequel to 'April'.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Complete
April by KissingFire reviews
Sequel to 'March'
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Complete
March by KissingFire reviews
Sequel to'Febraury'
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Complete
February by KissingFire reviews
Sequel to 'Letters'.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Complete
Letters by KissingFire reviews
Letters written to Jace from Ms,S,A,C,I,Mx
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Complete
The Power of Sparkles by Isclanel reviews
. "Whatever you want to do with me, I'll be fine. Go ahead. I'm yours." It's Magnus's birthday, and Alec gives him his present in hopes of receiving something else in return. But what our little Shadowhunter gets isn't exactly what he had expected...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,109 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
When You Say Forever by dorothywrites reviews
A little over a hundred years ago, Alec and Magnus were together. When the unthinkable happens, Magnus makes the choice to find Alec again in the future. But when he finally finds him, will it still be the same? Don't own it, etc. Alec/Magnus.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,665 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete