![]() Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, Song of the Lioness, and Naruto. Hey, new penname! I admit it doesn't make any sense, but it's better than "ILuvLuv." Besides, I like it! Name: Simone (NOT Simon - Simown) ... it's french, okay? Gender: Female Age: 15 Location: Wisconsin (land of the COWS) Actually, I love Wisconsin. And California is a larger producer of dairy products than us, SO THERE. I'm posting some stories here on fanfiction because I might be an author when I get old, and I want to improve my writing. Also, I love to read and have tons of ideas about how books could move on, be different, etc. So FEEL FREE to criticize any part of my writing to help make it better. And who doesn't love getting reviews? SOME MORE STUFF ABOUT ME Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Drawing, Listening to Music Favorite Genres: Fantasy, Sci-fi, Adventure, Humor, and ROMANCE (who doesn't love romance? Bitter people, that's who.) Random Facts About Me: I LOVE vampire books. Seriously. I also like apocalypse-the-world-is-ending-type books. I'm not a Satanist. I am a vegetarian. And I'm not one of those fake ones, either. No meat for a year. I'm just not into eating corpses. In the epic battle of Dog vs. Cat, I'm a dog person. I guess some cats are fine, but my sister is the proud owner of The Devil Cat. Also, I love my doggy. I'm an Aquarius. You know, "water-bearer." Which has got to be the stupidest sign ever, since everybody else is a crab or a fish or something, and us Aquarians are just a dude lugging around some water. Story of my LIFE! My favorite color is green. Favorite Authors: Scott Westerfeld, Meg Cabot, Tamora Pierce, Orson Scott Card, Eoin Colfer (I'm not saying their books are my favorites, but they've all written a lot and done a very good job). Favorite Books: Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer Maximum Ride series by James Patterson Uglies, Pretties, and Specials by Scott Westerfeld Peeps and The Last Days by Scott Westerfeld City of Bones by Cassandra Clare Ender's Game, Speaker For The Dead, Xenocide, and Children of the Mind by Orson Scott Card Ender's Shadow, Shadow of the Hegemon, Shadow Puppets, and Shadow of the Giant by Orson Scott Card The Named, The Dark, and The Key by Marianne Curley Blue Bloods and Masquerade by Melissa De La Cruz Artemis Fowl series by Eoin Colfer The Supernaturalist by Eoin Colfer The Truth About Forever by Sarah Dessen Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging (Georgia Nicholson series) by Louise Rennison Eragon and Eldest by Christopher Paolini The Mediator series by Meg Cabot The 1-800-WHERE-R-YOU series by Meg Cabot The Song of the Lioness series by Tamora Pierce Beka Cooper: Terrier by Tamora Pierce Books I Can't Wait To Read: Brisingr by Christopher Paolini Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer The Sweet Far Thing by Libba Bray Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox by Eoin Colfer Pendragon: Raven Rise by D.J. MacHale FOOTNOTE ON THE FAVORITE BOOKS: I was very disappointed with the direction Eclipse took, and I thought that MR3 was just poor writing. I also fell out of my hammock laughing while reading the most recent Georgia Nicholson book, cried at the end of The Key, swore when I found out Clary and Jace's little bombshell in City of Bones, and got shivers during Masquerade. I think that everyone should be privy to the following announcement pertaining to my opinion on Eclipse: I ABSOLUTELY HATE JACOB, AND I WISH I COULD JUST POP INTO ECLIPSE AND WHALE ON HIM WITH A CROW BAR! Even though I felt a teensy bit bad for him during the epilogue. The way I see it, he's run away to see the world and imprint on some nice girl THAT'S NOT DATING ANYONE and we'll all live happily ever after. See, EVERYBODY'S happy! Hugs and Kisses, The-Vegetable-Queen |
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