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Twlight quotes:
Bella: Are you going to tell me how you stopped the van?
Edward: Yeah. Um... I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it.

Bella: Will you tell me the truth?
Edward: No, probably not.

Rosalie: Is she even Italian?
Emmett: Her name's Bella! (Omg I love Kellen Lutz)

Bella: Look, You gotta give me some answers.
Edward: Yes... No... To get to the other side... 1.772...
Bella: I don't need the square root of pi.

Edward: What did you expect? Coffins and dungeons and moats?
Bella: No, not the moats.
Edward: Not the moats.

Edward: Just ignore Rosalie, I do.

Edward: Money, sex, money, sex ... cats

Jessica: That's Jasper, the one who always looks like he's in pain.

quotes:
jana: the cherry! the cherry is leaking!!

jana: haha biankas getting short!!
bianka: shut up i'm mexican!

Marie: wow you live on a big hill.
christina: ya i know it bugs me when i try to ride a bike

christina:guys are like sundays. you can look at them but you dont have to eat them.
everyone: eat what??

christina: so your engaged to me, intrested in men and looking for a relationship? you cheater!

christina: so you met the queen of england? thats so cool! (5 min later) OHHH!! ITS WAX!!

kenneth: things happen when you run out of things to say
me: THATS WHAT SHE SAID.

allison: omg at PE gabriel kept throwing like 50 balls at my ass
paulina:that's wat she said!!
allison: wat?? i don't get it
christina: how can u not?

Allison: OH MY GOD!!
Jana: WHAT?!(hoping she found the 20 bucks so they can get capes)
Allison:(pulls coin out of bra) I HAVE A DOLLAR!!

Jana: but ms delaney thinks i will die
Marie:2 the underworld wit her

Andra: Everything tastes better in the microwave
Jana: What about ice cream?

Jana: One
Christina : Personalized license plate!
Jana: No. Two!
Christina: SLEEPY ASIANS!!
Allisin: toché

jana: ok were going to 6 flags. and this time allison, dont put your money in your bra.

cutter: homework can take hours... or a five minute phone call

tom: not trying 2 b cocky or arrogant or anything... but im the best at everything

jana: why are you so mean??
kathleen: why are you so tall??

eva:ello' govner
page: whats up your bum?

nina: but we'll look like idiots!
laura:yes, but we'll look like idiots together

becca: they're snuggies for your feet!
me: you mean socks??

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Brilliant and Dangerous by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
Jasper is a brilliant studious student, while Alice is the party girl in NY. When they wind up in the same house, flying sparks barely covers it. Are they doomed to heated arguments or can they learn to see past that? Collaboration with Irritable Grizzzly
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,043 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Don't Be Late by justaskalice reviews
Bella never wants to hear another Christmas song as long as she lives, but coffee boy Edward has other plans. Written for the Broken Holiday Record Anonymous one-shot contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 77 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Complete
Secrets and Santas by stella luna sky reviews
When Bella is assigned quiet Edward Masen for her secret Santa, she has no clue what to get him. The plan: get to know him. The outcome: what she could have never anticipated. One-shot written for ohthosecullenboys and Fandom Gives Back. rated for lang.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 234 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Stop Believin' by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
My gift to Miztrezboo for her birthday. Edward Cullen, uber geek and member of the Glee club, meets the new girl, Bella Swan. Will she give Fork High's biggest Gleek a chance?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hear, Say by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
New girl Bella moves to Forks, is spun in circles by mysterious Edward Cullen, and has seventeen conversations that change her life. Some people are all talk. One-shot AH E/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 135 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bookstore by cass189 reviews
Bella and Edward meet at a bookstore and fall in love. Will Bella face her insecurities and the people who want them apart or will she give Edward up? AU-All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,569 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
More Than A Feeling by profmom72 reviews
Jasper is inexplicably drawn to the diner where Alice works. She has a “feeling” something big is coming. But they just keep missing each other. Will destiny prevail? AH O/S Entry for the "For the Love of Jasper Contest."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,648 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Emmett defends Rose by TexasTank reviews
This is an engaging story of bravery, heroism, and chivalry where Emmett protects his darling Rose from a brutal attack and unleashes his own.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Kissing Toads and Finding Princes by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Winner of the PDC - "Pretend to date Edward Cullen or sit through a bad movie with some sleazy pervert. Hmm, the choice was difficult." The only way Edward and Bella can get out of bad dates is to get a real one. The answer: pretend dating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heartbeats by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella Swan is left in a coma after a fateful plane crash that killed almost every single passenger. Her heartbeats are numbered, and she wonders if she'll ever see her family again. But is there some else who can make her wake up? AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Night in Nantes by enamors reviews
Bella finds her soul mate in the unlikeliest of places. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 270 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Accidental Kiss by bethaboo reviews
Bella is the heir to Summit Beverages, and Charlie has just hired the famous football player, Emmett McCarty, to be their new spokesman. Uptight Bella and Emmett's agent, the charming Southern Edward Cullen, just don't get along. Sparks fly. AU AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cornflowers Blue by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
There's a reason that Edward likes Bella in blue.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
Brewing Trouble by oranfly reviews
Snape assigns his 7th year students a potion to brew, but their are prices to pay in which they all didn't think about in advance. An adventure that will lead them to find love and a lot of good rows and laughs. HG and HrR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,305 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/26/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete