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![]() Author has written 33 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, and My Little Pony. (Old account is old. I don't write fanfiction anymore. This profile is for archival purposes only. Please excuse all this dumb shit, as I was an odd teenager.) DJ BLEACH Hi there! I'm DJ Bleach! I've been apart of this site for a few years, the first few under the guise "Rune The Rabbit". I do aspire on being a writer of some sort, but you probably couldn't tell by my terrible first attempts at fanfiction that involved OC romances and terrible grammar. Please disregard them and stick to my newer stuff. Mostly Sonic stories, but, over the past few months, I've become a brony, so yeah. Prepare for ponies on a massive scale.. I am also a budding rave musician. If you care to check it out, here are my sites. (Furaffinity. Main hosting for all my music. 8 songs currently up.) (Tindeck, free downloads! But only three of my songs are up right now.) Also on Youtube under MrBassRabbit, but there's only one song up as of yet. I also have an old account on Newgrounds under the name "T3CHN0 Fi3ND", with songs not yet available on my FA account, but I got so fed up with the sites uploading problems, I ragequit and moved to FA and Tindeck. Upcoming Stories I'm putting Sonic stuff on hold for MLP stuff. Deal with it. Max Volume Required Starfall Children (and Other Assorted Family Members) Of The Night Natural Anthem A Musical Family One Good Reason Sweet And Sour And now quotes! Yaaaay! "I never want to be rich. If I have everything I want, why would I need ambition?"--Me. "Be there or be octagonal!"--Me. "Without Music, life would be a mistake."--Fredrich Neiztache. "And oh, the glories of music! It could lift you up, up, UP, higher than Celestia's shining orb to where your joy outshines even the sun. Or it was soft, like the sound of a harp, playing your heartstrings to entice tear after sorrowful tear to flow unhindered. Music could be the harsh gnash of claws, the snap of teeth, terror distilled into a medium the body would sense, not just some feeling in the back of your skull. Music inspired rebellion, strengthened the heart, and opened the mind."--Vinyl At Casa Luna. "Look Darwin. SHAMPOO." "Welcome to the Gas Station, where we never sleep because we're not allowed to."--The Amazing World Of Gumball. "What happened to your clothes--" “Do you guys realize how FLAMMABLE gasoline is?! It’s REALLY FLAMMABLE!”—iCarly. “Wow this particular gift basket contains a wide selection of Omaha Steaks and a fifty dollar gift certificate to Best Buy AHHHHHHHH…”—Robot Chicken. “Free to run around all day! Free to do it all my BOI!”—Simba and Nala Go To White Castle. “Sam, that’s an insane amount of cheese. It embarrasses me.”—iCarly. “Coco?” “If you ever get into trouble, always remember to—“ “Strike a flying saucer!”—“We Are Controlling Transmission” by RARE. “Hey, does anyone have any drugs? I’M LOOKIN’ TO SCORE SOME DRUGS.”—Family Guy. “How do you know my name? DID YOU LOOK AT MY UNDERWEAR?!”—The Buzz Identity. “Everything Ken told you is a lie!” “Yes! I CAN HAZ SPANISH!”—The Buzz Identity. “Get back! I’m Jason Bourne and I can turn this toy into a weapon if I need to!” “Spanish and karate? Whoever I am, I am awesome!”—The Buzz Identity. “Some people think I’m a girl.” "THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I SHALL LEAVE THE EARTH, FOR NO RAISIN!"--Futurama. "I'M A GIGANTIC BRAIN."--Futurama. "There wasn't even a VERB in that sentence!"--Dan Vs. "This is much nicer than the last prison I was in!"--Dan Vs. "Hi Dan, I'm a supermodel, and I just moved in next door--" "Chris will not be comitting any capital crimes." "Why do people say 'seedy' to describe something crappy? I mean, seeds are miraculous. Fruit grows from them."--Stroker & Hoop. "How long have we been on this stake out?" "...If everyone fried their food, there would be no war."--King Of The Hill. "Just tell me one thing. Does the pudgy monkey ever make it to Bananaland?" "Is it over?" "Dragon! Dragon! Rock the dragon! Dragonball Z!"--Dragon Ball Z. "Hi, I'm a cock." "Gentlemen, the crap has literally been scared out of me."--King Of The Hill. "Right now, I'd give anything just to have someone say BIG SIDE OF BEEF."--Hank Steals Those Big Feet. "Happy Valentine's DONG."--Hank Steals Those Big Feat. "Man, that's some C-BS."--The Cleveland Show. "I can't believe we're wasting our time talking to a tacky window."--My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic. "Gasp! It's Winter Wrap-Up Day! Spike, wake up! It's Winter Wrap-Up Day!" "I definitely like the idea of hibernation, except for the 'eat less food' part."--My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic. "Aw, don't be so angry. No one cares that you're bald." "I do not do cocaine, I just like the smell of it."--Nick Swardson's Pretend Time. "Nothing says 'come to the beach' like a bleeding costa rican woman."--The Smoking Gun. "Kittens and mid-day sunshine get me down."--The Smoking Gun. "That man fills me with hope...and some other emotions that are weird and deeply confusing..."--Futurama. "You and the curtains had some sort of argument?" "You don't deserve a spot in my band, but you might make a good coaster for my drink!"--Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's Abridged. "Some days, some nights/some live, some die/in the name of the samurai/some fight, some flee/sun up to sun down/the sons of a battlecry"--"Battlecry" by Nujabes "'Can female horses ejaculate?' is now in my search history, and it's all your fault."--Youtube, Pizza Chu on "Jizz In My Saddle". "I baked you a pie!" "WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE THE JUICE?!"--American Dad! "That was the best blow job of all time! I especially like how the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the Power Rangers got in on the action!"--"I AM WEARING A SCHOOL GIRL OUTFIT" by Ninjabridge Thank you for taking the time to read all this sh*t. You deserve a hug. *hugs* |
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