VampireSquid
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Joined 09-17-07, id: 1378716, Profile Updated: 09-28-09
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Teen Titans.

I love vampire squids, they can turn inside out(sort of, it's called the pumpkin position), they are bioluminescent and are absolutely adorable.

Wow, I must have no sense of the size of the internet, because I'm in awe that 88 people actually bothered to look at something I wrote on the same day as one another. Mind boggling.

I disagree with the "girls are like apples on a tree" thing I always find. The way I see it, any apple is an apple, apples are good. So it doesn't matter where on the tree you get it from, you always end up with an apple, so you always get what you're aiming for, an apple. There's no need to be choosy about where you get it from. If you like climbing trees, go to the top of the tree, if you see a nice apple, pick it. If you notice a nice apple on the lower branches, and can reach without climbing up the tree, pick it. If you don't like the kind of apple that grows on a particular tree, pick one anyways to give to a friend, or find another tree. Girls aren't like apples, they don't just twist off, you've got to prove your worth, apples have far lower expectations. Girls, like apples, have value that's not measured by how high the branch she came is, but by whether she is an apple that tastes like an apple, and you like apples. In other words, it doesn't matter how hard she are to get to, every girl is a gem in her own right and need not worry about being picked. You are a wonderful apple and that's all that matters.

I, for one, don't want to be picked, so I'd rather be one of those delicious, but poisonous, tropical fruit that only parrots can eat without dying, and only because they know some secrets about clay. I'd be picky about my picker, so if it's anyone but a parrot, they die upon ingestion.

I've got some weird ideas... Nice dementors, slug classes, Mother Mod? You'd think I spend all day thinking of strange thoughts to think.

I'll write about anything fan-based that has been bothering me. If the stories I have written are any indication, I need something else to do. Like, prehaps, learning a language, like Sesotho. Concievably a rabbit who thinks it's a banana, like me, could have fun.

Has anybody ever wondered what happened to that spider that bit spiderman? I have.

The Scientific Notes of Sirius Black by AmazinglyMe reviews
Experiment: See how long it will take Lily to chuck her goblet of pumpkin juice at James... Sirius Black records the misadventures of Lily and James for posterity, Lupin watches in disbelief, and Lily seethes. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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When I'm SixtyFour reviews
James had a life changing vision. Sort of sad, in a "didn't come true" sort of way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2010 - James P. - Complete
Friendship Mittens reviews
Raven knits, Starfire learns to knit. I just figured it wasn't as peculiar, if as uncommon, as it could have been. Which is good, if you like gooey acts of kindness. I doubt many people will have issues with the terminology. It's minimalist at best.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Raven, Starfire
Love Pie reviews
A very short story that required escape. Pairing: Mother Mae-eye and Mad Mod. Mother Mod? Mad Mae-eye? It's a peculiar pairing, but you never know, it might make sense.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Mad Mod - Complete
Dementors, Misunderstood reviews
Dementors are really good-natured creatures that have an unfortunate thirst for knowledge. See things that the species could never tell you, but wish you knew. Involves nonsensicle ramblings about fire crabs. K for sheer creepiness of the main topic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2009 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Slugging McGonagall reviews
McGonagall was always cautious with human transfiguration, Sirius Black ruined her lesson. Slugs abound, rated for questions of hermaphrodism.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Minerva M., Sirius B. - Complete