![]() Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Teen Titans. I love vampire squids, they can turn inside out(sort of, it's called the pumpkin position), they are bioluminescent and are absolutely adorable. Wow, I must have no sense of the size of the internet, because I'm in awe that 88 people actually bothered to look at something I wrote on the same day as one another. Mind boggling. I disagree with the "girls are like apples on a tree" thing I always find. The way I see it, any apple is an apple, apples are good. So it doesn't matter where on the tree you get it from, you always end up with an apple, so you always get what you're aiming for, an apple. There's no need to be choosy about where you get it from. If you like climbing trees, go to the top of the tree, if you see a nice apple, pick it. If you notice a nice apple on the lower branches, and can reach without climbing up the tree, pick it. If you don't like the kind of apple that grows on a particular tree, pick one anyways to give to a friend, or find another tree. Girls aren't like apples, they don't just twist off, you've got to prove your worth, apples have far lower expectations. Girls, like apples, have value that's not measured by how high the branch she came is, but by whether she is an apple that tastes like an apple, and you like apples. In other words, it doesn't matter how hard she are to get to, every girl is a gem in her own right and need not worry about being picked. You are a wonderful apple and that's all that matters. I, for one, don't want to be picked, so I'd rather be one of those delicious, but poisonous, tropical fruit that only parrots can eat without dying, and only because they know some secrets about clay. I'd be picky about my picker, so if it's anyone but a parrot, they die upon ingestion. I've got some weird ideas... Nice dementors, slug classes, Mother Mod? You'd think I spend all day thinking of strange thoughts to think. I'll write about anything fan-based that has been bothering me. If the stories I have written are any indication, I need something else to do. Like, prehaps, learning a language, like Sesotho. Concievably a rabbit who thinks it's a banana, like me, could have fun. Has anybody ever wondered what happened to that spider that bit spiderman? I have. |
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