![]() Author has written 1 story for Mortal Instruments. hey i'm from ireland and i have a problem... i'm addicted to FANFICTION!!!! just to let you know yours Isme Sorry about the delay in updating. Hope to get Chapter Five up soon. Was is Italy and had no time to write. Apologies Ten Facts About Me: 1. I have blond hair and blue eyes and do NOT have freckles, even though I'm Irish 2. I live in Ireland, about an hours drive away from Dublin. 3. I live on a farm. 4. I want to live in Africa and be a safari vet. 5. My favourite colours are black and purple. 6. I play the piano and can play the flute and recorder as well. 7. I have a very large family scattered around Ireland, England, Scotland, Wales (I think), America, Canada, Australia and New Zealand. 8. I love to read and write, but can only write when the urge hits me, I can't just sit down and write (That's the reason why I'm so slow on updating) 9. My favourite food is pancakes. 10. My favourite fictional character is Damon Salvatore, Vampire Diaries. (especially from the TV series, the books, not so much). If I had to pick a favourite FEMALE fictional character, I'd have to choose Rose Hathaway (Vampire Academy) or Aphrodite LaFont (The House of Night) My Favourite Books/Series: The Mortal Instruments Series by Cassandra Clare The Vampire Diaries Series by L.J. Smith The Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer The Vampire Academy Series by Richelle Mead The Noughts and Crosses Series by Malorie Blackman The House of Night Series by P.C and Kristen Cast The Last Vampire Series by Christopher Pike The Replacement by Brenna Yovanoff The Infernal Devices by Cassandra Clare Becoming Scarlett by Ciara Geraghty (Irish Author) The Hunger Games Series by Suzanne Collins Guy Next Door by Meg Cabot The Mediator Series by Meg Cabot The Princess Diaries Series by Meg Cabot Avalon High by Meg Cabot The Cinnamon Girl Series by Cathy Hopkins The Forbidden Game by L.J Smith Boys Don't Cry by Malorie Blackman Angel by L.A. Weatherly The Morganville Vampires Series by Rachel Caine Never Bite A Boy On The First Date by Tamara Summers The Dark Touch Novel Series by Amy Meredith Fallen (and) Torment by Lauren Kate Hush, Hush (and) Crescendo by Becca Fitzpatrick The Harry Potter Series by J.K Rowling (Needless to say that I spend a small fortune on books every year.) My Favourite TV Shows: Glee The Vampire Diaries Outnumbered Wild at Heart Favourite Quotes: From the Mortal Instruments: Isabelle rolled her eyes. 'Oh, for the Angel's sake. Look, if there's no other way of getting out of this, I'll kiss Simon. I've done it before, it wasn't that bad.' Isabelle looked dubious. 'Mom and Dad won't be pleased when they find out.' (The Inquisitor) 'You have no right to the name of Wayland,' she said. 'You are Jonathan Morgenstern. To claim the name of Wayland makes you a liar. Just like your father.' (Maia) 'You think she'll be able to talk sense into him?' she said. 'His sister?' (Maia) 'Well, I hate to tell you this,' she said, 'but your friend is an asshole.' "I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead." "Jesus!" Luke exclaimed. - City of Bones From Glee: Puck: That Rachel chick makes me wanna light myself on fire, but she can sing. Puck: I'm gonna be a good dad. But that doesn't mean that I'm gonna stop being me to do it. Puck: I'm all about being a team player, but my family comes first. Puck: You're a punk who doesn't deserve to have Quinn as his girlfriend. Quinn: I don't care if my baby comes out with a mohawk, I will go to my grave swearing it's Finn's. Puck: It was a message from God. Rachel was a hot Jew, and the good Lord wanted me to get into her pants. Puck: I like setting stuff on fire and beating up people I don't know. I own that. But I'm not a liar. Puck: I'm not down with this. I like being a dude. Puck: Dude, your mouth is huge. How many tennis balls can you fit in there? Quinn: Did you love me? Puck: While Jackie Daniels is a great name for a power boat or something, it's not great for a baby girl. Quinn: Yoy wanna name our daughter Jack Daniels? It's a girl. Puck: All I can say is that I didn't steal the soda machine, and if I did, I didn't do it alone. Puck: Once on a dare, I swallowed a thumbtack. And I'm about 90% sure it's still there. Puck: Dude, that haircut makes your mouth look even bigger. Mr. Schue: Who can tell me what a ballad is? Brittany: I had a cold and I took all my antibiotics at the same time and I forgot how to leave Sue: I'm gonna make it a habit to not stop and talk to students because this has been a colossal waste of my time. Sue: So you like show tunes. It doesn't mean you're gay. It just means you're awful. Sue: I might buy a small diaper for your chin, because it looks like a baby's ass. Sue: I will no longer be carrying around photo ID. Know why? People should know who I am. Sue: I thought I smelled cookies wafting from the ovens of the little elves that live in your hair. Sue: You think this is hard? I'm passing a gallstone as we speak. That is hard! Sue: I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. That's the smell of failure, and it's stinking up my office. Sue: You're dealing with children. They need to be terrified. It's like mother's milk to them. Will: I will destroy you. Sue: I'm about to vomit down your back. Sue: I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help picturing small birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and I find it disgusting. Sue:...I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your house...and punch you in the face. From the House of Night Series: Stark: "If I shot an arrow and thought about an ass, would it surprise you that I hit Erik?" Shaunee (on Aphrodite): "Aphrodite makes us understand why women have drowned their babies." Zoey: "Kayla Robinson if you don't shut up I'll fly down there and suck every last bit of blood from your stupid cheating cow body!" Erik: "Our Z's been fucking Loren Blake." Stark (on Zoey): "I just found you-I don't want to leave you so soon" Kramisha: "My mama told me don't trust no white boy, even a pretty one. I'm thinkin' a pretty white boy with wings explodin' up from the ground in a mess of blood and ugly-ass bird things is double trouble." Aphrodite: "Can you tell I've been crying?" Stark (on Duchess): "She kinda likes to lick toes." Stark (on Zoey): "I would tell you that you looked really hot today when I saw you naked, but that probably wouldn't be appropriate, being as we're in bed together but not doing anything." Stevie Rae (talking to Erik): "Evil wins when good folks do nothing" Zoey: "As your girlfriend, you've just pissed me off. As your High Priestess, you've just insulted me. And as someone with a working brain, you've made me wonder if you've lost every bit of your sense." Zoey: “I’m Zoey Redbird, currently the undisputed Queen of Making My Friends Pissed Land.” Aphrodite: "How about if I say bite me? Is that nice enough? Just listen and try not to be so asstarded, bumpkin. I need you to go back and do more of your weird commune with the earth or whatthefuckever it is you do, and see if you can come up with some info about Light and Darkness--you know, with a capital L and D. Also pay attention if a tree or whatnot says something about two bulls" Damien: "Actually, since I'm gay I think I should count for two guys instead of just one. I mean, in me you get the male point of view and you don't have to worry about me wanting to touch your boobies." Nyx: "Darkness does not equal to evil, just as light does not always bring good' Aphrodite:"My cat is not insane, she's just a really good actress." Aphrodite: "He's not the brightest crayola in the pack." Zoey (on Aphrodite): "If she shakes her butt any more, she's gonna break something" Heath: "Not that i hold your un-human-ness against you guys or anything." Darius: "Warrier, when you pledge yourself to the service of a High Priestess, the goal is not to frighten her TO death but to protect your lady FROM death" Darius (on the Red Fledglings): "They can control the minds of humans. They cannot bear direct sunlight. Their powers of recovery are excellent. They meed to commune with the earth to feel truly comfortable... Am I leaving anything else out?" My Two Personal Favourite Quotes (Not Book or TV Series Related) The one unchangeable certainty is that nothing is certain or unchangeable There are no permanent changes because change itself is permanent |
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