Impossibly Jinxed
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Joined 06-01-13, id: 4760643, Profile Updated: 02-27-14
Author has written 2 stories for Rise of the Guardians, and Death Note.

Hello, Lovely person you just so happened to stumble along and into the FIERY PITS OF MY PROFILE

So enjoy the ride, and hey, waddya know, you might learn a thing or two.

Age: Well, I don't have an age. I'm uh, the doctor.

Gender: FEEMAAALLLEE HYYUUMAAAN

Name: Eh, call me Jinxy or whatever. I'm not to fond of shit head though, so refrain from that word.

Quotes I actually like that are sirius:

“The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.”

— Markus Zusak, The Book Thief

"I am what I am, if you don't like it that isn't my problem. I don't plan to change...if you do, fantastic. What I am isn't going to change. Unlike the other cattle in this world I am simply ME. Never fake, what would be the point? Proving to you sheep that I'm safe? Why would I waste my time? You couldn't see the big bag man wolf if he had you in his jaws..." -JTHM

"Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create that fact." - William James

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Sugar and Spice by charlietheepic7 reviews
World's Greatest Killer: Light Yagami. World's Greatest Detective: L Lawliet. World's Greatest Thief:... Sayu Yagami. She is Sugar, her partner is Spice, and I swear to you all, they most definitely aren't nice. Complete
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,674 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 4/1/2013 - [L, Sayu Y.] - Complete
The Boogeyman tries to understand Fanfiction by Mystichawk reviews
After his defeat, Pitch only has enough energy to move his mouse. The Boogeyman is severely addicted to the web and one day, he finds a strange site and an even stranger girl. After that the Boogeyman's life takes a highly strange turn. He has a email-war with the Guardians, learns that writers are not to be trusted, and might be head over heels in love with Toothiana. Wait, WHAT!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 599,926 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Pitch, OC, Tooth - Complete
Understanding by Anthropometry reviews
Johnny’s escapades during his high school years, as told from the point of view of everyone’s most loathed character: the Head Cheerleader. Set in present day.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,424 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Johnny C.
It Is Written by EndingsAndBeginnings reviews
Sequel to It Is What It Is. Kira's still going strong as L rejoins the case with Near and Mello, but now B has escaped again, ready for another rematch with L. This time, however, he's going right to the heart of the Kira case: Japan. Here, all paths will converge... and perhaps a few will be lost on the way. LxOC, LightxOC, MelloxOC, and NearxOC.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 193,529 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 5/9/2013
good tidings we bring by machi-pan reviews
"Just get in the bin." "You're crazy." "Get in the f*cking bin, Matty." "Nah." First thing he plans on Christmas day is to kidnap his gamer of a best friend. Matt/Mello fluff! Written for Kitten Rebel! c:
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Mello, Matt] - Complete
Close by Lotta Devon reviews
He grabbed hold of the front of my shirt, yanking me forwards roughly. "Promise me," he snarled.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Chocolates and a Challenge by MaidOfLife-abandoned reviews
How does one ask out his best friend and lifelong crush? Especially one as stubborn as Mello? With two of his favorite things, of course. 'Mello, you have twenty-four hours to find out the hidden message of this package. -Matt. PS: Don't eat all the chocolates; you need them to figure it out.' (Yaoi. MelloxMatt oneshot.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2013 - [Mello, Matt] - Complete
Babysitting Geniuses by Sakuchi-san reviews
L, Light, and Matsuda are currently investigating the Yotsuba group, when L's cell rings. It's the head of Wammy House asking L to take care of Near, Matt, and Mello for awhile. L says no, but the group is still stuck with the kids, and not just for a little while.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Light Y., L, Matsuda T., Matt - Complete
Just Another Teenage Drama by Beyond-Ryuzaki reviews
Being the new girl is hard. Especially when you fall butt first into the school fountain on your first day. Riley hopes this school won't be as bad as her last, but making friends with Beyond the school freak and Matsu the 'gay icon' doesn't help. Ryuzaki says school hottie Light is bad, but he seems so kind... How's a girl meant to get by in a place like this?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,534 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Light Y., L, Matsuda T., BB
Can I Try Something? by Shadow Fox 2013 reviews
YAY MY FIRST LAWLIET FIC! *clears throat* Sorry, anyways L wants to try something with Grey (GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTERS PEOPLE) and Watari has a plan in mind for the two oblivious love LxOC *FIRST IN THE GREY SERIES!*
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2013 - [L, OC] - Complete
An Ace up My Sleeve by Wisty reviews
Alice A. Winster, an average girl who has an unusual ability to communicate with spirits. With no home or family to call her own, the Wammy House takes her in. How will a girl with average skill and intellect survive in a house full of geniuses?LxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 358,892 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 1/2/2011 - L, OC - Complete
Demons by Face Value reviews
Ever is a schizophrenic who sees and hears voices that tell her to kill. After an incident, she has been sent to an asylum. Beyond Birthday, the famous serial killer, has been deemed incompetent to continue in court and is sent to an asylum, as well. When they meet, it sparks something in Beyond that grows into a dark possessiveness and obsession. BBxOC T for language and gore.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,832 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - BB
Welcome to the WorLd of Death Note: Edited Version by NightShadow170 reviews
IMPORTANT: PLEASE READ AUTHOR'S NOTE BEFORE CONTINUING TO CHAPTER 1. Best friends Jay and Olivia are transported to the world of Death Note...how will they change the story, or will they change it at all? Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note. Rated T. Pairings later on.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 66,447 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Light Y., L, Near
It Is Done by EndingsAndBeginnings reviews
Four girls enter the Death Note realm, and screw with the story line in hopes of saving lives; what could go wrong? Will they change things for the better, or for worse? Will any of them be killed in the process? No pairings... YET.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 129,773 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Complete
The Weird and Wonderful World of a Guy Named Matt by Rainbow Fruit Loop reviews
"Yeah, this is me. Matt. Writing a diary, filled with comedy, awkwardness, and total stupidity. It's my thoughts on absolutely everything. Life, love, Mello, and macaroni cheese. You definitely don't want to miss it." Not to be taken seriously.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,629 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
What Doesn't Kill You by Rainbow Fruit Loop reviews
"Mello doesn't like showing his weaknesses, but, in front of Matt, he knows it doesn't matter. Because Matt's seen him at his worst, and still loves him for who he is. And Mello knows that's what true love means." Matt/Mello. Fluff. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
How Bittersweet It Is by NeverDowning reviews
Raven is just trying to find her way in the world…but it's not working. She's in a world where she doesn't belong, and she meets someone who also doesn't belong. He doesn't belong anywhere, not even in her arms. But she insists. NnyXoc -Finished-
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,905 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Johnny C. - Complete
I Didn't Mean It by lilfanficbug reviews
Implied Nny/Edgar. Nny thinks Edgar lied to him, Nny hates it when people lie...
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
Long VERY LONG Drabbles by jadethespade reviews
m only for swearing... ENJOY...not enough Nny and Edgar around now days
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
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Just Because My Name Is Kit Kat Does Not Make Me Edible! reviews
The story of a deaf girl named Kit Kat who attends Wammys Orphanage. Although deaf, her life is full of odd events, humorous jokes, and really really gross food. ( Short drabble's)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2014 - L, Mello, Matt
Mad World reviews
Pitch has returned once again, and the guardians need the help of three new guardians. Hallows eve (Jinx), her friend Fall, and Ryuzaki. Is there romance? Yes. Yaoi? Sorry, no... Funny stuff? Yep. Bad luck? Oh yeah. Me talking like some narrator? ... Yes.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch