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It's not as insane as you think by miintea reviews
College!AU: As Nikolai is about to be shipped off to an island due to his special powers, Kristian swoops in with his batty eyes and even battier personality and thus changes his university life for better or worse (but mostly worse).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,641 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Iceland, Norway
Fun with Former Vikings by Reverberating Winds reviews
Brothers that are too awkward to even stand next to each other, husband and 'wife,' and that one guy that drinks a lot. The Nordics couldn't be any more different. And neither could the situations they get themselves into. [2014 rewrite in progress]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,703 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
Imitation by WistfulStar reviews
When an incident took Iceland's life, Norway sought comfort in his own realm of daydream. Mentally unstable and at risk, he is now under the care of a Danish therapist, who desperately tries to show him the reality. But Norway isn't quite ready to let go.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,461 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 3/5/2011 - [Denmark, Norway] Iceland
The Melancholy of Mathias Køhler by Spectreon reviews
This idiot wants to start a club to search for aliens, time travellers and espers. Too bad they're all under his nose already... and did I mention him potentially destroying the world? Nordic-centric. Haruhi-based AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 103 - Words: 222,318 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Norway, Denmark
Lord, What Fools by k-shee reviews
A Nordic parody of Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. Denmark, Norway, Sweden and Finland are caught in an epic love square. As if things weren't chaotic enough, Iceland mucks up Fairy King France's attempts at cupid, and the results are the stuff of tragicomedies.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,846 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Denmark, Norway
Everything i ask for by glassheart14 reviews
Denmark and Norway are living in a fairytale life, all Denmark wants is for Norway to put on that ring. Their relasionship is put to the test when Norway reveals a shocking secret that will change thier lives forever. MPreg warning!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 64 - Words: 107,961 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Ghost Speaker by FireLamp reviews
Oh, and one more thing, you know my older brother? Yeah, the child prodigy genius guy? Yeah, he can see ghosts. He talks to them, too. What, what do I think about it? Oh, well that's easy. I hate him, of course.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,587 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Iceland, Norway
Again and Again and Again by Emma CS Me reviews
The wife, the child, the best friend, the possessor, the man, the boy. It's almost remarkable how many people can get hurt. Sweden/Finland, Sweden/Latvia, less cracky than it sounds.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,210 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Finland, Sweden
Behind the Veil by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Seven years ago, a teenage boy left home and never returned. Two years ago, another died in a tragic car accident. Today, the past is coming back to haunt those that were left behind... And nothing is as it first appears. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,947 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Blind Date by ImaginedRain reviews
Story on hiatus, possibly discontinued - Blind dates never go the way you expect them to. Friends who are too helpful. Annoying date. Stalkers. Some dates are just not good for your health. But the aftermath is even worse - AU, human names used, DenNor Denmark/Norway
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,344 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Norway, Denmark, China, Cameroon
Old Spice by LiveEatBreatheRepeat reviews
YouTube is the birth place of many Internet memes...Today, we look upon the amazing Old Spice commercial...Rated T just in case.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011
A Pair of Clams by flapkack reviews
AU DenNor. Lukas Bondevik, a new student, decided to join the drama club at Hetalia International High School. However, he didn't expect to meet an obnoxious Dane named Magnus Densen, and he DEFINITELY didn't expect to become best friends- and more
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,881 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Denmark, Norway
Love Save the Empty by kezia12345 reviews
Alex thought he knew Matthias well; Matthias thought getting his life turned right side up would be easy. But sometimes, facing the truth and getting better hurt more than the bruises themself. DenNor; Highschool AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,003 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Denmark, Norway
Get Me Out of Here by Akuma chan1234 reviews
DenNor plus a few minor pairngs. Viking AU. Norway gets captured by an annoying Viking King. Human names used. Lukas Norway Mathias Denmark.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Denmark, Norway
Let Me In by pocketfulofmumbles reviews
When Tino Väinämöinen's car crashes in the middle of nowhere on a stormy winter night, he thinks he's going to die frozen and alone. But he follows a light and discovers much more than he ever thought he would. AU. Rated T for swearing and blood.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,409 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Finland, Sweden
England's Spying by EspeonSilverfire2 reviews
Collection of oneshots. Apparently, England's spying is the best in the world. But is it really? What's America planning this time? And just how can Italy crash a plane cooking pasta anyway? Rated T for England's foul mouth. And Romano's. Some minor USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,103 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Drunks And Marriage by Prustrian Informant reviews
"Don't worry meine prinzessin, I'm sure you'll find me to be the most awesome person you've ever married." There's a reason they said alcohol and smart people don't mix... PruAus
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 42,998 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Lit By Moonlight by Anonymous Trace reviews
A tale of monarchy and wars, sins and romance in an alternative realm where King Berwald rules Sweden and mercilessly crushes his enemies. King Mikkel of Denmark will not stand it, and plots against him. SuFin, DenNor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Sweden, Finland
My Idiot Boyfriend by gossamer - glass reviews
There's the Nice Boyfriend, and then there's My Idiot Boyfriend. The tsunderes of Hetalia rant about their boyfriends. T for cursing and sexual implications. You can request any pairing for me to write, and I will.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,139 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011
Waiting for Spring by Kisshulover1 reviews
"Watch out for the Sve Troll!" was the last thing Tino heard before he blacked out during the violent storm. Berwald,a hermit living on the mountain, spot's something lying buried beneath the snow. SuXFin; Love and the freezing of Nordics! Rated M. COMPLETE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,010 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
A Hetalian Midsummer by Bri Nara reviews
21st century parody of 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'. Pairings: GerIta, Spamano, USUK, and AustriaxPiano. Warning: Romano's language, sexual themes, and the utter crack added to a Shakespeare classic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Complete
Then again, it's just a phone call by Psychogoth reviews
Just some phone drabbles between our favorite hetalia pairings. Ever wonder what their conversations are like? We'll see. Some might be perverted, some might be lighthearted. For now, I'll keep it in T. Just in case. UPDATED ALMOST WEEKLY. Almost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Austria, Prussia
None of Your Concern by MynaPyrrhuloxia reviews
Norway and Finland have a heartfelt conversation about their doubts, Denmark and Sweden, and how headstrong the two of them both are.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Norway, Finland - Complete
Your love won't save me by Red-Rainy-Shoes reviews
Nikolai remembers his past when he was a college student, he remembers he's little blind brother and his first and only love Mat. Norway centric story. T rated for Mathias beer and Eirikur's pain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Denmark, Norway
Brotherly Bonding Time by Yuki Shihoin reviews
Norway wants to spend time with his brother, but what exactly does that entail? T for NorIce.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Norway, Iceland - Complete
Movie Night by LyddieK reviews
What happens when Denmark invites some other nations to his hotel room for a movie night? Lots of Disney movies for one. Rated T just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
The ring is the only innocent by Bleupengwyn reviews
Sweden is hearing some 'insolent' sounds from Norway's bedroom. Being a good father, he needs to protect his son form those 'evils'. T to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Just a Little Fight by AnotherConstellationDies.x reviews
Sweden shrugged again. "We were drunk." He replied, not quite able to look Norway in the eye. "Got into an argument."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Sweden, Norway - Complete
Iceland's Cold by lindsaylaurie reviews
Iceland is sick from his financial crisis, so Denmark and Norway take care of him. Den/Nor
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Denmark, Norway
Who Stole the Licorice from the Licorice Jar? by Moomoogirl1 reviews
Someone's taken Iceland's licorice and he comes in with a temper that puts a volcano to shame. This can't go well for the other Nordics, especially poor Finland's rug.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Iceland - Complete
Fall for You by Kayalkitty reviews
when Berwald walks in on Tino what will happen to there relationship? will it last or break apart?SuFin kinda EstFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,245 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Sweden, Finland
The Danish Mermaid by Shatterdoll reviews
In which the 'mermaid' is a merman, the prince is a jerk, the merfolk are warmongers, and alcohol is of more interest than true love. A fairy tale. Nordic and Germanic central. Slight romance.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,498 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Denmark, Norway
The NorDen Table by Dattebayo Girl reviews
On a trip to Ikea, Denmark comes across a "Norden" table. What follows is a conversation with Norway and something that Sweden will never be able to forget. -Rated for Mature Themes, lolololol-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Little Prince by Moomoogirl1 reviews
He's supposed to be mad at them. He is not a child and they should stop treating him as one. But the smiles on their faces is only bettering his mood...Then again that's not necessarily a bad thing. An Iceland centric Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
Ask the Nordics by Elspeth Lenore reviews
Have you always wanted to ask either Norway, Iceland, Sweden, Finland, or Denmark a question? Here's the place to go! :D Please review your letters and have fun! :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,715 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Denmark, Norway
The Midnight Wank by AddictedToCoffee reviews
An old request from the Hetalia Kink Meme "Iceland watching/hearing Denmark and Norway getting at it... and fapping to it."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Norway, Iceland
The Reason by waterrain reviews
Iceland has his own reasons for not wanting to call Norway 'Onii-Chan' and Norway is about to find out those reasons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Iceland, Norway
coupon book by glassheart14 reviews
Norway doesn't know what to get Denamark for his birthday. he finally asks him and he says he wants a coupon book. coupons for Norway's affection...probably yaoi later rating may change very mild language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,928 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Denmark, Norway
Misconceptions by Akasuna no Rin reviews
Somehow, Norway will get over the fact that Iceland would rather talk to Hong Kong than him. Or maybe not./NorIce, minor KorHK, mentions of others
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Norway, Iceland - Complete
Broken Wings by Piano'sIrishTater reviews
Orphaned Tino, only sixteen, has been through so much pain already, it's unbelievable. It seems no matter how many times he's adopted, he ends up back at the orphanage. Can a prayer to God save him or will he be stuck alone for the rest of his life? SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,314 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Bad Date Good Night by MissSquibler reviews
Denmark wants to impress Norway, and he does this with a date that should knock the scosk right off of his Norwegian lover... However... Things don't quiet work out the poor Dane had imagined. NorxDen One-Shot Rated M for Lemon 3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Kitchen Spiders by Cherry Flavored Awesome reviews
OH MY GOD, THAT'S A HUGE SPIDER! Part 5 of 5 in my "Picking on the Nordics" series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
The Celebration of a Century Involves Fish by Midnightxwolfx reviews
During a World meeting, America interrupts to ask Iceland about a certain soccer team's after-goal celebration. Sounds fishy? Indeed, it does.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
Brother by TwinKoi reviews
"'This land is ours,' said the boy softly, looking upon their new home with fondness and a love he did not yet recognize."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Norway, Iceland - Complete
A Drunk Norway is an Honest Norway by McMuffinDragon reviews
Denmark overhears what all the Nordics really think about him; depression hits him hard, and Norway worries about his friend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Furniture Wars by EverythingIsMagic reviews
This lamp was going to blow Norway away. He'd forget IKEA even existed when he saw this beauty beside his sofa. DenmarkxNorway Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Frosted Glass by Svala reviews
- Norway/Iceland /Denmark - One-Shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Iceland, Norway - Complete