Fear-Teh-Keiko
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Perfect in tHAt FUCKED uP WAY

Konnichi wa,peeps!


About me a bit further (NOT LIKE THAT O:):

Anime:Full Metal Alchemist,Naruto,Inuyasha,Death Note,Ouran High School Host Club(F-ING LOVE!!!)

Age:Bite me!

Fav colour:Blood red

Fav show:Ouran High School Host Club

Fav friend:HANNAH=LOBVE

Idol:Vic Mignogna

Likes: Myself,anime,yaoi,yuri,money,manga,chocolate covered pretzels,my pets,my friends

Dislikes:Homophobes,yaoi flamers(im fine with people that dislike it)yuri flamers(same as yaoi thing),my fingernails,lack of money,when my pets die D:

Plz don't flame my fics.Constructive critisism is fine,though.

Please wait for me to update my stories,it takes me a while to get inspiration for a chapter,to get my homework done,or i just plain forget about it XD


Fav quotes:

"Oh my god,that person has ears!"-Kelly(pointing to the cover of my Inuyasha manga)

"Bleeding black roses!"-Cherri (she scared the substitute choir teacher!)

"Ima follow you home."-Keiko(i almost did)

"Kelsey,when you read that,did you feel like you were having a religious experience?"-Mr.Hughes,my history teacher (something about hieroglypic writing being sacred and shit)

"I hate the world,you all shall die!"-Keiko (singing,don't ask)

"Inuyasha Big-head!"-Ethel(my friend,she was making fun of my inuyasha plushie XD)

"My shirt was inspired by Fall Out Boy!"-Cherri

"Woah,Athens is on the ceiling"-Mr.Hughes(yeah,he put an over-head of Athens on and he went to turn the lights off and he didn't realize that Athens was on the ceiling)

"I are thinking."-Ms.Owen(my choir teacher lol)

"I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!"-Light(Death Note lmao)

"YOU LEAVE MY INTERNET NOW!!"-Me :D

"Ima stab Santa."-Me(...)

"I want paper..."Cait(my little sister)

''Is it your happy happy joy joy time again?"Hannah(that little buttmunch,but i still love her)


Keiko's Amazing Stories:

Omg one time i was,leik,on the computer and it was 11:31 pm and i was watching FMA and Naruto AMVs.When all of a sudden...A BEAR JUMPS OUT OF NOWHERE!dramatic music hit with a shoe

omg that didn't happen D:

my cellphone started ringing!I pick up my cell phone and was like "Hello?"and no one answered.And then i opened the phone and said "Hello?" "Whaddup?" and it was leik...OMG DUN DUN DUN it was my friend alysha!I was all leik "OMG WTF its frikken 11:30 pm what chu doin callin meh,foo?!" "I accidentally hung up on you when i called earlier D:" "I remember that,but couldn't you wait until tomarrow?" "No :D"

and so we hung up when she said she'd call me saturday :P

BUT SHE NEVER DID DX

Ok,one time me and my friends were playing 4 square and a couple of the people got in a fight and my friend Kait is like "Peaces of the essance,people!" and some one else is like "what does that mean?" and kait is like "what DOES that mean?ponder ponder" and im like "it means ur on crack :O" and everyone starts laughing.then a few minutes later same people start fighting again and then kait says it again and so im like "WHAT ARE YOU ON AND WHERE CAN I GET IT:O" and thus ends a great story :P

Shmuu,ok,uhm...wtf...i forgot the story D:

One time this boy named Jacob in my science class thretened to tell everyone i'm bi when i'm not even bi(though i have nothing against that kind of stuff),and soon enough he gave up and he's such a pussy D

ok,uhm...zomg i keep forgeting D:

ok i was in a my kitchen and was walking out and i walk infront of the living room and i look at the tv before i go upstairs and i see this girl being...disolved/eaten/raped by this THING and she was pulled into da water and my mom notices me and laughs and i look at her like WTF are u watching?!zomgtwitchDX

K,i was talking to Teaze then out of nowhere,i just started laughing

I had a rly fucked up night.I just woke up in the middle of the night and i was scared and crying and light headed and dizzy and i had NO IDEA WHY.


Keiko's...uh...blank space of amazed-ment :P
Random updates :O

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I got so fucking bored with it,im just discontinuing it.Sorry if you liked the first chapter.

A SINGLE WHITE LILY DELETED

NO EMO D:

MESSING WITH THE GATE DELETED

I got so mad after re-reading it.I might redo it though.

I'M BEING SLOW,SRY PEEPS.


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The Shadow King and the Dark Prince by schlorp reviews
Tragedy strikes in the Nekozawa household and Umehito finds his world tumbling into a deeper darkness than he thought possible. Can an unexpected person show him that it's okay for everyone to be a little afraid of the dark?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,510 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Kyōya O., U. Nekozawa
Jaybird by ObeyTheSnarf reviews
Sequel to Bald Eagle: The chaos continues, blah blah blah, lemons, oc pairings... This series is done now. Reasons are in the last two chapters. Thanks for your support!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Grim Fate by DysprosiumOxide reviews
Haruhi goes out for a walk to clear her head. Rated M for violence, rape, and language. Possible pairings in the future.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,455 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Haruhi F.
Inactive Story READ THE NEW VERSION! by Indigo-Roses reviews
Please go to my account and find the NEW AND IMPROVED version of this story !
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 55,530 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
Luckiest Loser by darkest just before the dawn reviews
COMPLETED! Who knew that a strawberry fruitcake landing on my head would be the best thing to ever happen to me? Mori/OC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 122,599 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., OC - Complete
Hidden Past of the Host King by XMeikoX reviews
When Tamaki was little and still lived in France with his mother, he was taken advantage of by one of his mother's close friends. What if the man suddenly shows up at Ouran as a new teacher? What is our cute host club king to do! KyoTama Rated M for nondescriptive...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,992 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Child Of The Host Club by Punk Pikachu reviews
No one can remember exactly what happened last night. All they know is she's pregnant. But, who's the father?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 20,617 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
Mission: Sweet Vengeance by Punk Pikachu reviews
Someone is out to get Haruhi. When the gang discovers her that night, what will become of the precious flower of the Host Club? Contains rape, language and graphic scenes. Update: Currently on hiatus.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 22,408 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 10/10/2007
Black ToeShoes and Rabid Fandom by Lost and Never Found reviews
When out investigating a strange light out in the woods, two girls, one a rabid FMA fangirl and the other a skeptical disbeliever, have one encounter that they will never forget. Permanent Hiatus.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,583 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007
One Hundred Ways to Kill Dietlinde Eckhart by pyreflyAlchemist reviews
A collection of 100 oneshots, each with Eckhart dying in a ridiculous and painful fashion. Go ahead. Click on it. You know you want to. ON HIATIS UNTIL MY COMPUTER STOPS BEING BROKEN.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,141 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 10/19/2007
Dead by Midnight by phantomangel13 reviews
As a killer escaped from the hospital makes her way to Ouran, the Host club finds themselves locked inside. One by one she plans to pick them off like flies. Who will die? And what does the number twelve, Hunny and Mori have to do with any of this?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,306 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
Temptations and Salvations of the Mind by CrystalSlashlover reviews
Tenshi is an adopted girl. She isn't very bright, and to everyone she is strange. But she has a kind heart despite her unloving foster mother and the fact she has to work at 12. she wakes up one day in a room not her own. full summary inside
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Kaoru H.
Love at Ouran by Crystaly reviews
Haruhi feels herself falling for certain members of the host club, will she find herself in a bit of trouble, or will she soon find out that those members might share the same feeling back. WARNING: Language, Sex, Abuse, SLASH for later chapters
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
Your home is here by kabelly reviews
Mae just moved to a new town, again. Her past made her cold and mean, but that doesn't stop Kaoru from liking her. Or her liking him. When she learns what she has will she get to keep it? Review please, it's my first fanfic.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,260 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Kaoru H.
Trauma by TsumeLover666 reviews
Ruri is a girl who grew up on the streets and is now being forced into the world of Ouran High. She starts to like Mori, but she can’t seem to forget about her tragic past and what happened to her. Will Mori be able to help, or will she stay in the past?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,789 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Mori/Takashi M.
Grab A Girl And Dance, Don't Touch Me by NowLeavingReality reviews
Random story I'm redoing, there's a new girl at Ouran but she's a lot different than any other newcomer. Her strangeness sets forth a bet between the students of Ouran, a bet to make her normal. Who will succeed, if anyone succeeds at all? UndecidedOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,148 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008
Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year by His Beautiful Melody reviews
-HikaruOCKaoru- Your typical new student is Ayame Zendano, which is me, here on business with the Ohtori Family. But maybe I'll find something more out, something, well, atrociously beautiful. Rated T for now
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Crime and Vengeance by drakeara reviews
When the school goes into a mysterious lockdown on a stormy november evening,terrifying events began to unfold. Customers of the host club are found dead, with their blood written on the walls.Are you ready for a bloody good time? Couldnt resist M;Blood
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2008
Commoners by XellosRei reviews
Two new transfers who come from families that have suddenly gained much wealth. These two youths don't take much interest in these rich people but they find the Host club interesting. Three OC's. Might be HXH, because I like that pairing.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,076 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Kaoru H., Mori/Takashi M.
Natural Highs Ouran Style by Megi Keishii reviews
44 ways to see all of the Ouran Host club memebers high! Or at least having a happy feeling. Various parings. Yaoi and maybe Yuri are going to be in. Beware all chapters are short. Now Complete!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 6,450 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
A View from Nowhere by lye tea reviews
Behind the scenes. /Kyouya x Haruhi/
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
From Brothers to Lovers by Literate reviews
He didn't know where it all started. He didn’t know the exact moment in time, the exact date, the exact circumstances in which they loved each other more than society allowed. And he doesn't care. Hitachiincest. Rated M for explicit content.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,651 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Felines by silkendreammaid reviews
Edward and cats, he always ends up as one. RoyEd. Epilogue: And Then There Was A Tail. Complete.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Late Night Revelations by TiggyToggy reviews
Haruhi stays late one night at Ouran to finish a project, and one of the Hosts has stayed late as well. Will anything come from some private interactions between Haruhi and Mori?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,647 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Bun Bun WHAT! Inside Hunny's silly sick mind by band geeks are hot reviews
Back from the grave after a deletion due to the matureness of the title, it's Hunny and his sick twisted little perverted mind! Not sure if many people will like it, but I hope some of you do!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,352 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
Are Those, Cows? by Anonomous-Allstar-Fan reviews
First fic! woohoo! crappy oneshot...beware the crack! Quite literaly...Find out what happens when the gang discovers another...somewhat...commoner item -cough- please enjoy! and flames will be used on my brother or muses tail -Bob: HEY!-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Boys With Glasses by Moon Ecstasy reviews
Tonight is the Farewell Ball for the original Ouran Host Club and Haruhi will have her secret revealed.The only problem is she's stuck in a pitch black elevator during a power outage... with Kyoyakun!What will result? Oneshot and complete!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Anxiety's Remedy by Lady Casper-san reviews
Tohru worries over her Kyoukun. Something isnt right. But wait! Shiguresan has just the thing! Lemon Kyrou
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Dress Me Up by FailingDemi reviews
“Everything makes the difference, Hikaru. And this is crossdressing, my sanity doesn’t need to be encouraged to commit suicide. So if you would kindly remove that piece of woman’s underwear from my sight, everything will be well,” Kaoru hissed. [HikaKao]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,473 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Who could love Nekozawa? by Parkourgal reviews
Nekozawa has never been kissed. He has never been with anyone before. And he is gay. So who is it that has just been with?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/8/2007 - U. Nekozawa - Complete
Happy Birthday, Tamaki by angelvamp1623 reviews
It’s Tamaki’s birthday! But oops, Kyoya was too distracted by Tamaki’s flirting with Haruhi to give him his present! When he delivers it to a lonely Tamaki that evening, what will happen when they are left alone in Tamaki’s bedroom? CAUTION: YAOI
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Naked by Pyroluminescence reviews
Ed returns to the Colonel's office after hours to find Roy still in it... Naked. Just WHAT is the sorryass colonel planning? ...You'd be surprised. Humor, language, sex references. A neat IMO take on Roy and Ed's friendship. IF YOU READ IT, REVIEW IT.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Horrible Day by LaChoy reviews
There's a new girl and the day she arrives, boys turn gay and leave their girlfriends, who have a severe case of PMS, and all the hosts turn into bad copies of their former selves. [CRACK!]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2007
A Devilish Plan in Action by Yve982 reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru get Haruhi to try out new clothes they have chosen. What happens when they present her with a scandalous outfit? Rated M for sexual content
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
For Her For Him by nomdeplume1313 reviews
Riza Hawkeye has been shot and Ed takes on new responsibilities for her memory and for his commanding officer. Warnings: Yaoi, MPreg, and sexual situations. This is my best attempt at a plausible MPreg
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 112,050 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Where's Honey? by rose.tinted.lies reviews
When Honey goes missing during his afternoon nap, the Host Club begins to panic. When he returns to the Music Room, it's apparent that all is not well with the small blond. Warning - mature content
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 100 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M.
Saturday Morning by shigemoto reviews
Another MorixHaruhi oneshot, set in the future.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Child Therapy by devilhunter37 reviews
What happens during extreme bordem and a caffeine high? Something like this fic. Strange, vulgar, and down right offensive. This fic is guaranteed to do something for you. Otherwise you just wasted your time.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2002
Aishiteru reviews
And InoxSakura lemon.It probably sucks,but i'll just wait for feed back until i actually decide.If you don't like lemons,yuri,or anything close to that,DONT READ DX
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete