Ed McMayonnaise
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Take Good Care of the Poor Boy by sloanne reviews
Jack Kelly never wanted a brother, and Sean Conlon didn't want any friends. Neither boy got what he wanted. Cowritten by Funkiechick and Studentnumber24601. Prequel to Everything You've Done Wrong. Slash, drugs, language. COMPLETE.
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 121,048 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Jack K., Spot C. - Complete
Fill Me In by Sev-chan reviews
Jack's new to town and being a manager, David ever all knowing about things that matter show's Jack how to run things.Though David doesn't realize he has feelings for Jack, whats harder, he thinks Jack likes Sarah, nothing like fastfood on a military base
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,496 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Jack K., David J.
Band Nicknames by powergirl1729 reviews
Jake reflects on how the newsies got their names. Modern Day Drabblish.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Jake - Complete
The Whole World and You by cymbalism reviews
Jack's jealous, but it's not like he thinks of David as his girlfriend, because David's not a girl - even though, okay, sometimes he totally is. ::slash, modern AU::
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Jack K., David J. - Complete
Lonely Moon by eleventy7 reviews
More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,754 - Reviews: 1721 - Favs: 3,710 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ghost of the Vaudeville by Brockie reviews
People said the theater was cursed, but then, people were always saying that theaters were cursed. In memory of Dominic, Kim, and Curls
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bumlets - Complete
Spot's Story by Lady Liln reviews
The Almost Completely True Story of Spot Conlon's Rise to Power and Eventual Ascension to Brooklyn's Metaphorical Throne
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,827 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Spot C.
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 7,743 - Follows: 976 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Living Art by studentnumber24601 reviews
Once, Bumlets asked Dutchy why he only painted graffiti, not real art. Dutchy said because graffiti was real art, the art of the people. It was alive. [modern, violence, language, slash]
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,300 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Dutchy - Complete
Everything You've Done Wrong by sloanne reviews
Racetrack's father is in the mafia, and it colors his whole life. Slash, drugs and rock'n'roll. [Cowritten by Funkiechick and studentnumber24601. COMPLETE!]
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 278,356 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Complete
The Story of a Social Reject at Knapman High by Saturday reviews
His troubles all began on that fateful Wednesday afternoon in the middle of February... [rated for slash, swearing, and far too many musical references]
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,318 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 9/22/2004
Of Cows and Canoodling by flashing lights reviews
The VTones get stranded in a very small, very isolated town, where they experience the good and the bad of small town living first hand. Mostly the bad. Oh, and Nick kisses a moose.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,398 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Dutchy, Specs
Backstage With the VTones by flashing lights reviews
The VTones release their very first DVD. [This is ridiculous, and only makes sense if you've actually read the VTones.]
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Dutchy, Specs
My Best Friend by Charlie Bird reviews
This is a story about a boy and his dog. The boy's name is Ryan, and when this story starts, Ryan doesn't know about the dog. So, for the sake of accuracy and literary device, we won't name the dog yet. [For Blink Week]
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Kid Blink, Mush - Complete
NonSmoking Area by Ramarama reviews
One shot. Spot and Race in an alley. Spot smokes sexily. Race thinks far too much. Much is implied. Imagery from A Very Long Engagement. Cameos by Itey and Smug!Jack. Mmmm.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Racetrack H., Spot C. - Complete
Six Days for Salvation by misprint reviews
We are a group of ministry leaders...overcomers...friends... [[Slash]]
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005
Mikey and Me by studentnumber24601 reviews
It seemed like the right thing to do, so I kissed my best friend. [Slash.]
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,814 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Kid Blink, Mush - Complete
Two Faces and One Soccer Ball by signpost reviews
Everyone knows that it's best to always be yourself. Everyone except Chris, that is. [DutchyXBumlets. One Shot.]
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Dutchy - Complete
Read Between the Lines by signpost reviews
Bumlets didn't like Dutchy and never did. So when Dutchy asked Bumlets to teach him to read, Bumlets meant to say no. He really did. [Slash. One Shot.]
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/31/2005 - Dutchy - Complete
The VTones by flashing lights reviews
Sometimes, Specs thought that being a former child star could really screw a kid up. But then he'd look at Dutchy, and he was sure. [Slash. Co-written by studentnumber24601 and signpost. COMPLETE.]
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,339 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/22/2005 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Dutchy, Specs - Complete
To Get To First Base by Charlie Bird reviews
Spot is suddenly aware of the feel of his clothes against his skin, of the heat of the car that presses down around them, and of the warmth of Race's palm on his fingers. [for the Refuge's Spring Slash Trade]
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Racetrack H., Spot C. - Complete
Abstract Concepts by Charlie Bird reviews
[for David week] I am a science geek. I have been for most of my life. I'm not quite sure what started my fascination, but I can only assume that it must have been quite an explosion to make me sixteen years old and still a nerd. [heavily revised]
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2005 - David J., Jack K. - Complete
Artistic License by Saturday reviews
Everything felt smooth and cold and dreamlike, but if I was dreaming, I didn't mind. [an interesting combination of swumlets and french impressionism]
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,057 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/3/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004
Gameplan by studentnumber24601 reviews
[Finished!] Baseball, Kid said slowly, horrified against his will, is not homoerotic. [Contains slash, angst, and baseball. For Blink Week.]
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,398 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Kid Blink, Mush - Complete
We're Having A Heat Wave by kellyanne reviews
Complete Chapter 6: Swifty- 'You can't be in love with two guys at the same time. Not even if you want to.'
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,669 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/26/2003 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Complete
Awake by studentnumber24601 reviews
Blink wakes up in a holding cell after the rally. Luckily, Mush is there to keep him company. Rated for slash, though it's quite fluffy. Aside from the police brutality, I mean...
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2003 - Kid Blink, Mush - Complete