![]() Author has written 1 story for Big Time Rush. ¤ø„¸¨"°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°" ¨¸„ø¤º°"¨ ╔ღ═╗╔╗ I posted this because I believe in Jesus Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! 25 Reasons to Thank my Mother: 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. My Name- What's yours? A=Hot B=Kind hearted C=Great friend D=Great lover E=Sexy F=Cute G=Cool H= Girly I=Imaginative J=Easy to fall in love with K= Loveable L=Funny M=Adorable N= Beautiful O=Loves a lot of people P=Friendly Q=Popular R=Talented S=Honey Bunny T=Memorable U=Gossiper V=Groovy W=Smiles a lot X=Popular with boys Y=Voice of an angel Z=Natural beauty So what's mine? H=Girly E=Sexy A=Hot T=Memorable H=Girly E=Sexy R=Talented Copy and paste this alphabet into your profile if you feel like trying this out! Girls Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF! If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money just in case… Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You think George Bush is a son of Ares. You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY You stuff your Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: You have ADHD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this. When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. You give all your siblings god parents You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You still think Thuke could happen. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth. You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico. You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head. Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. You get other people obsessed. You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie. You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!! You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You suddenly hate thunderstorms. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You curse a god/goddess a lot. You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room You know PJO better then most sane people You have links to every great PJO site You add things to the list every day You know what you would do if you were Percy You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work You give friends and youself a godly parent, You are trying to learn Greek You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. You think of Percy every time you see a dark haired green-eyed boy You have an instant crush on Nico! You just have to research more about greek mythology You want to learn Latin You copy/paste this onto your profile Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over You have taken every test you can find about what god parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess You’re nodding and smiling when you read this You own every single book You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list You call yourself a demigod You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO Youv'e called someone you know a satyr. You ran down your street/through the park with a plastic sword/stick screraming gor Olympus/god or goddess. When your mad at your parents you tell them you'd rather be god/goddess you hate's kid. When you hear about an earthquake on the news you start scolding Poseidon. You try to talk to horses telepathically. And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS! The Percy Jackson pleadge: When life gives you lemons: When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons? When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how. When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the heck you did. When life gives you lemons, chunk them at the people you hate. When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade! When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away. Favourite Big Time Rush Quotes: Logan: Together we're 64, that's older than you. (pauses) i mean, that is older than you, isn't it? Kendall: Why do you think Gustavo locks his fridge? Kendall: (on the phone) Kendall: Gustavo, the song is great. Mercedes: I've just decided that...you're my new boyfriend. (grabs Kendall) Let's go! Kendall: It's also time you stopped feeding me dinosaur shaped chicken! Carlos: Of course he loves you! Who wouldn't love you? With... your hair...and your hands...and that rat dog thing... Kendall: What have we learned since we came to LA? Kendall: This looks weird, right? Kendall: We promised to do this in a responsible manner. Now, we have 64 years of experiene between us and...who am I kidding?! I'll race you to the media room! Gustavo: I'm gonna laugh and leave victoriously now! Muahahahaha!!! Carlos: I'm gonna bring a snowmobile to my desert island! Logan: 100% of the female population are attracted to guys with British accents! Jo: Oh, sorry. i never got your name. Carlos: SWIRLY SLIDE! All: PUDDING! Carlos: ...and then hit it with a sledgehammer! Logan: i was seven, i didn't know what I was doing! Kendall: Bad boys go where they want. Gustavo: (To Logan) So, are you gonna do the right thing? Logan: Don't go in there! He's Satan! He's Satan with Bugeye sunglasses! James: We look good! Logan: Oh no! His battery died! Wait...what? James: I think I broke the statue. Logan: I gotta get new friends. Kendall: James, you're orange and you look like a freak. Logan: I was seven, i didn't know what I was doing! Gustavo: STOP BEING ORANGE! James: My lucky comb! When life hands you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. 93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit God of the C.O.C.A, Moonlight Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRL777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, ANBU Inu, MaybelleDragon-chan, ChristinaAngel, DitzyDizzyDessy101, XXFire-PrincessXX, Super Saiyan Angel,Charmed4lifekaren, luckyclover18, a bit of slytherin, Ireland Maslow, KSchmidt Is My Spiderman, █▄█ █▀█ ▀█▀ Is The Definition Of FAN PLEDGE FOR BIG TIME RUSH!: To the group of pop, I pledge that my love will never stop. They make me laugh, they make me cry, they are heroes, and there's a million and one reasons why. I love how cute and dedicated they are, it's 100% true they are pop stars. They make my heart melt when they sing, and also when they strum those guitar strings. I just want to say Kendall, Carlos, Logan, and James. I really love you and how you play games. So I pledge this to BTR, I will be a true fan for these 4 stars!! (I DID NOT WRITE THIS PLEDGE!) Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line. Have you ever pulled on a door that says push? Do you go online just to look for these? Have you ever asked a really obvious question? Did you answer yes to these questions? Then you have Imanidiotitis. Don’t worry, I have it too! When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back. Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washer machines. You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you. They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide. I don't obsess, I think intensely. Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not. Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet. Why America has some issues: 1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway 7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't 8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. 11. Only in America...do we leave our windows all the way down and our doors locked. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile. A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. There were five people in an air plane. There was a scientist, a lawyer, a doctor, an old man, and me. Our pilot said that our plane was going down, and we needed to evacuate, but there were only four parachutes. The scientist said that because he saved the world and all, he got the first parachute, and left. The lawyer was next and said that because he saved so many people's lives in court, he got the second one; then he left. The doctor was next, and said because he had saved so many lives in the medical Field, that he got the third parachute, and left. The old man turned to me and said,"Go on kid. I've lived my life. You deserve one." I looked at him and said,"Why? There are two parachutes left. Try Not To Cry: Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as |
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