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Hi Hi Everyone I'm KittenPaw (Rin). I adore anime, and love writing Naruto and Higurashi fanfiction but I like other Anime too! Well enjoy my proflie!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 100 Ways to Get Killed by the Akatsuki

1.Throw Sasori’s puppets in the fireplace and claim that you couldn’t find any firewood.

2. Ask Deidara when the baby’s due.

3. Talk in third person like Tobi and when someone questions you about it,
speak normal and deny it ever happened.

4. Put speakers in all the air vents that lead to the members’ rooms and play the Barney theme song over and over.

5. Stare at the wall during an Akatsuki meeting. At the last five minutes of the meeting, state loudly to Pein, Madara, or whoever is speaking that you weren’t paying attention and that they need to repeat the whole thing.

6. Go up to Deidara in front of the entire Akatsuki and demand loudly why you found your underwear under his pillow.

7. Start singing “Dude Looks Like A Lady” every time Deidara walks in the room.

8. Make fake charms and hang them all around the base. Claim that they keep the aliens away. Whenever one of the Akatsuki members says that aliens don’t exist, run away screaming, “YOU’RE ONE OF THEM!!”

9. Whenever an Akatsuki member tells you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

10. Replace Deidara’s clay with regular play-dough.

11. Paint Hidan’s room pink and cover it with fairy stickers. Pay for it with Kakuzu’s money.

12. Walk around wearing 3-D glasses and scream every time one of the Akatsuki reaches out towards you.

13. Give Hidan the nickname ‘fuzz bag’.

14. Pour clear liquid soap all over the hallway leading to the kitchen or dining area.

15. Tell Deidara that Hidan said he was gay. Tell Hidan that Deidara said he was a pansy. See which one attacks the other first.

16. Ask Zetsu if he has any weed killer and/or a weed hacker.

17. Write ‘Sasuke wuz here’ on their faces when they’re asleep.

18. Put laxatives in all their food.

19. When Kisame’s drunk, tell him that Itachi has more sake and ‘accidentally’ lock the door when he confronts Itachi in his room.

20. Walk up to Hidan in front of the entire Akatsuki with you toothbrush hanging out of your mouth and thank him for letting you use his toothbrush.

21. Ask Kakuzu if you can take a picture of him to practice throwing kunai at a target.

22. Run across the room and hit Itachi on the back of his head and blame it on Tourette’s.

23. Put on a Kakuzu-style mask and claim that you’re allergic to idiots. Sneeze loudly whenever you come around one of the Akatsuki members you don’t like.

24. Take out the screws in Pein’s chair before a meeting and see what happens.

25. Put a thong and a bra in Konan’s room and congratulate her on getting laid.

26. Interrupt an important meeting and drag Pein out to come watch paint dry with you.

27. Stab Hidan in the back when he isn’t looking and say Tobi did it.

28. While Tobi runs away from Hidan, scream “Run, Forest, Run!”

29. Fling rubber bands at Madara when he isn’t looking.

30. Deflate a hidden whoopee cushion and then yell loudly, “Damn, Kisame!”

31. Open a brand new cup of instant ramen in front of Kakuzu, eat one noodle, and then throw it away. See what he does.

32. When all the Akatsuki are standing in a line, shove the one at the end of the line and watch the domino effect take place.

33. Break all the windows and tell Pein that birds did it.

34. Demand to know if the real reason Orochimaru was kicked out of Akatsuki was because of the pictures of Sasuke in his bedroom.

35. Tell Hidan you’re writing a book called How to Kill Someone Without Trying. Ask him how it feels to do that everyday with his face.

36. Yell loudly that you the know the real reason why Sasori keeps so many puppets in his room.

37. Fire Deidara’s clay in an oven and see if it blows up.

38. Shave you legs in the kitchen sink while they’re all eating.

39. Ask Kisame if his mother tried to eat him when he was a baby. When he looks confused or says no, say that you thought sharks ate their babies.

40. Yell loudly that you know Pein’s darkest secret. Threaten to tell the entire Akatsuki if he doesn’t do what you want.

41. Hold up a picture of yourself to Kakuzu and ask, “Have you seen this person?”

42. Have loud conversations with yourself in the middle of a meeting.

43. Put Hidan’s stuff in Deidara’s room and vice versa. See how long it takes them to figure it out.

44. Fill a cleaned-out empty bottle labeled ‘Sasori’s Poison No. 9’ with water and drink from it in front of the Akatsuki. Tell them that is gives a better kick than sake and ask if they want some.

45. Put spiders in Deidara’s bed before he goes to bed and see if he screams.

46. Superglue money to the floor in Kakuzu’s room. See how many times he tries to get it.

47. Freeze rocks in water bottles. Put them in random Akatsuki members’ bags.

48. Steal one of Sasori’s puppets and use ventriloquism to talk through it until Sasori notices.

49. When Pein states that he is Kami-sama, laugh and say that he tells the best jokes in the world.

50. Cry very loudly and when asked why you are crying, say you had a nightmare about Kisame’s face and it came true.

51. In front of all the Akatsuki members, loudly ask Itachi if you can borrow his makeup.

52. Steal Deidara’s scope and hide it in one of Sasori’s puppets.

53. While Sasori is away on a mission, tell Kakuzu that he gave you permission to sell the puppets in his room for money.

54. Bribe Kakuzu with a lot of money to kiss Hidan. If he does it, claim that you forgot you didn’t have any money. If he doesn’t do it, call him a pansy.

55. Tell Hidan that his God visited you in a dream and that Jashin-sama wants him to do your laundry.

56. Cut off Deidara’s ponytail and haul ass outta there.

57. When walking past Hidan, Pein, or Madara, randomly burst into laughter and then walk away like nothing happened.

58. Blow up all the toilets in the base and blame it on Deidara.

59. Set off all the fire safety sprinklers while the Akatsuki are asleep.

60. Blow an air horn in a megaphone and run like hell.

61. Hide Hidan’s rosary in a bible.

62. Smack Itachi in the face and claim there was a bug.

63. Whenever Itachi, Pein, or Madara gets pissed, giggle and say “Down, kitty.”

64. Whisper to Kakuzu in the middle of a meeting so that everyone notices but can’t hear. Demand that he whispers. When he whispers back, scream loudly, “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR?!?”

65. While Kakuzu is counting his money, shout random numbers to make him lose his place.

66. Fill Pein’s room with hundreds of magnets and claim that you forgot his piercings were metal.

67. Exclaim loudly that Itachi’s kitten, Mr. Cuddlemuffin , is kawaii.

68. Ask Konan to make origami flowers. Superglue them to Zetsu’s Venus Flytrap shell.

69. Randomly burst into song and then walk away like nothing happened.

70. Ask Zetsu if he eats plants too since he’s a cannibal. If Zetsu says no, suddenly yell, “Oh yah! I forgot! Plants use photosynthesis!”

71. Give Hidan a sealed scroll filled with drawings of bunnies and say that Pein wants him to deliver it to Konoha and to leave immediately. Claim that Pein ordered him not to open it until he reached the Konoha boarder and see how long it takes him to come back.

72. Demand to know why you found signed copies of the Icha Icha series in Madara’s room.

73. Ask Pein if Jiraiya modeled the Icha Icha books after him since he was his student.

74. Give Konan blue baby clothes and say, “Congratulations. Pein said it was a boy,” and see what she does.

75. Skip around the base singing, “I Know A Song That Gets On Everybody’s Nerves” over and over.

76. Ask Pein if the buiji sealing statue is a model of his mother.

77. Exclaim loudly that you know what Deidara does with the mouths on his hands at night.

78. Whenever Deidara reaches out to you, run away screaming, “RAPE!!” When he insists that he wasn’t going to rape you, say that the mouth on his hand ‘looked at you wrong’.

79. Announce that you know why Pein has six bodies. When asked why, giggle and stay silent.

80. Ask Pein if he had to man-rape Yahiko to take over his body.

81. Buy Kisame a fish tank and ask if he thinks he could fit in it.

82. Ask Sasori if you can use his arm as a backscratcher.

83. Ask Sasori if he uses a floor buffer to keep himself shiny.

84. Tell Pein and/or Madara that Itachi sexually harassed you and see what they do.

85. Pour water on Zetsu’s head and say that he needs it to grow.

86. Give Zetsu Miracle Grow for his birthday.

87. Ask Itachi how his imaginary friend Bob is doing in front of the other Akatsuki members.

88. While standing behind Itachi, sing ‘Pop Goes The Weasel’ in a scary voice while fingering a kunai.

89. Throw a dead fish at Hidan and claim that Kisame’s cousin wanted to meet him.

90. Flood Kisame’s room and ask if it makes him feel closer to home.

91. Give Kisame a dead goldfish in a bag and claim that it’s his blind date.

92. Call Hidan a fatass and refuse to give him food, saying that starving for a few months to lose weight won’t kill him…literally.

93. Tell Sasori that the grape juice he kept in the vials beside his puppets tasted good.

94. Makes outrageous bets with Kakuzu during a card game and cheat so that he sees it. When he protests, claim that you didn’t say you would play fair and demand the money.

95. Ask Deidara whether he is a boy or a girl. When he answers, say “Damn. Guess I owe Sasori fifty yen.”

96. Whenever Hidan starts screaming about Jashin-sama, ask if he took his happy pills.

97. Yell loudly for Madara to stop stalking you and hiding in your closet.

98. Hold up a phone and yell loudly to Itachi that Sasuke wants his virginity back in front of the entire Akatsuki.

99. Tell Konan that you saw Tobi sneaking into her room with a pair of scissors and see what she does.

100. Play with the air conditioning controls so that it’s freezing cold in some of the Akatsuki members’ rooms and boiling in others.

55 Things Guys With Girl Knew

1.Sometimes we just don't want to talk. Don't take it personally.2.We notice other women because we are men and we are alive. This does not mean we're planning to dump you and jump them.3.Our favorite T-shirts are not "disgraceful." They show our loyalty to our college, our favorite sports team, our favorite beer, our favorite vacation or number 23.4.Helpless is not cute.5.Get to the point.6.Understand that men are single-minded and can only do one thing at a time. So don't talk to us while we're doing something. We will either ignore you, because we don't hear you "honestly), or we'll screw up what we're doing because you've distracted us.
Exception to Rule 6. Interrupt us if something is on fire, if someone needs immediate medical attention, if Pamela Lee is on TV or if there is an emergency that needs a hero.7.You can't complain that there are no good guys around while some of us are still single.8.If you ask us, "Do you think she's prettier then me?" we just might say, "Yes." Then what are you going to do?9.Don't expect even a great relationship with us to solve all your problems. Just because we love you, doesn't mean your cellulite, your credit card debt or your bad mood will disappear.10.We would not wear high heels to impress you.11.Breathe occasionally so we can get a word in.12.For us, driving is not just a means of going from point A to point B. It's an opportunity to control a couple of tons of steel. We drive, therefore, we are.13.If you want us to notice something, help us out by saying something like, "I went to the beauty shop today."14.If you have to have a cat, at least don't call him "Mister" anything.15.Hide the self help books when we come over. They make us nervous.16.We need to vegetate.17.We don't go shopping. When we need something, we buy it.18.We believe our bodily functions are perfectly normal and, at times, quite amusing.19.We don't believe you when you say money isn't important to you.20.When we see pictures of Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones we feel proud and happy to be men. We don't care if it's not fair.21.It's not that we don't want to make you happy, it's just that sometimes, we don't know how.22.Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.23.If it itches, it will be scratched.24.If you ask a question you don't really want an answer to, expect an answer you didn't want to hear.25.Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.26.Don't ask us what were thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss topis such as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.27.Sundays equals sports. Period.28.Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.29.When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.30.You have enough clothes.31.You have too many shoes.32.Crying is blackmail.33.Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.34.Ask for what you want. Let's be clear on this one: Subtle hints don't work. Strong hints don't work. Really obvious hints don't work. Just say it!35.No, we don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar you know we check.36.We're not mind readers and we never will be. OUr lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.37.Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair - out of 30 - would look good with your dress?38.Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.39.Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.40.A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.41.Check your oil.42.Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.43.It is neither in your best interest or ours to take any quiz together.44.It doesn't matter which quiz.45.Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.46.If you won't dress like the Victoria Secret girls, don't expect us to act like the soap opera guys.47.If something we said could be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.48.You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.49.Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.50.Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.51.If you wear a Wonderbra and a low-cut blouse, you lose the right to complain about having your boobs stared at.52.Our relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.53.Men see a limited number of colors, like Windows default settings. Peach is a fruit, not a color.54.Ditto melon.55.If we ask what's wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing is wrong.

Dear You(original) Higurashi

Anata wa ima doko de nani wo shite imasu ka? Kono sora no tsuzuku basho ni imasu ka?Where are you now, what are you doing? Are you in this endless sky?Ima made watashi no kokoro wo umete ita mono Ushinatte hajimete kizuita Konna ni mo watashi wo sasaete kurete ita koto Konna ni mo egao wo kureteita kotoI realized for the first time I've lost the things that have filled my heart till now How much you supported me How much you made me smileUshinatte shimatta daishou wa totetsumonaku ooki sugite Torimodosou to hisshi ni te wo nobashite mogaku keredo Maru de kaze no you ni surinukete todokisou de todokanaiThat I'd lost them was too much to consider Even though I struggled so desperately to reach out my hand and take them back Like the wind they slipped through, looking as though they would reach me, but did notKodoku to zetsubou ni mune wo shimetsukerare Kokoro ga kowaresou ni naru keredo Omoide ni nokoru anata no egao ga Watashi wo itsumo hagemashite kureruMy chest was tightened by loneliness and despair My heart felt like it would break But your smiling face remained in my memories Always encouraging meMou ichido ano koro ni modorou Kondo wa kitto daijoubu Itsumo soba de waratteiyou Anata no sugu soba de...Let's return to those days once more I know it will be alright this time Always smiling at your side Close by your sideAnata wa ima doko de nani wo shite imasu ka, Kono sora no tsuzuku basho ni imasu ka? Itsumo no you ni egao de ite kuremasu ka? Ima wa tada sore wo negai tsuzukeru.Where are you now, what are you doing? Are you in this endless sky? Will you smile for me like always? Right now, it's all I continue to ask forAnata wa ima doko de nani wo shite imasu ka, Kono sora no tsuzuku basho ni imasu ka?Where are you now, what are you doing? Are you in this endless sky?

Transliterated by Dookia-chan

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

Write down your twelve (not in order) favorite Naruto characters and then answer the questions below:

1.Ino

2.Deidara

3.Sora

4.Hidan

5.Pein

6.Sasori

7.Itachi

8.Sasuke

9.Naruto

10.Konan