Enaki
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Joined 07-01-09, id: 1991387, Profile Updated: 07-01-09

Hi! I'm Enaki! My name doesn't really mean anything, I just thought it was pretty. :3

I'm hoping to get some stories I wrote a while ago up, but I can't promise anything.

Until then, feel free to read the rest of my lookie! Ja!

Be crazy
Be stupid
Be wild
Be silly
Because life’s to short to be cool
Be wild, and have excitement in your life because life isn't long enough
Dance like no ones watching
Sing like no ones listening
Sometimes you gotta smile and walk away... hold your tears in and pretend your okay

"If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep." ~Alanna

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have every ran into a mirror, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Irene Molloy: Do get done with that, Minnie. The men are eyeing us for the wrong reasons.
Minnie Fay: A banana a day keeps the doctor away.
Irene Molloy: You mean an apple a day.
Minnie Fay: Who ever heard of a doctor slipping on an apple peel?

Irene Molloy: Minnie, I don't mind that you never finish your lunch, but I do mind that you never finish your sentences.

Cornelius Hackl: Look, I'm dancing!
carelessly backs into a chair and falls
Cornelius Hackl: Uh, I was.

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Yanked from the UK by Moriarty's Minion reviews
HP/Bones Crossover. While investigating a murder in London, Booth and Brennan interrogate the victim's assistant, Harry Potter-Black. With his boss murdered, Harry decides to take a position at the Jeffersonian Institute under Brennan's guidance. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,051 - Reviews: 2786 - Favs: 4,345 - Follows: 5,433 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Harry P.
Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history... Feel free to use idea, just reference me.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 217 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
Slythering To Victory by Ebona Nite reviews
A Slytherin Harry competes in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Sort of. No horcruxes. Rated for mild language. More spelling corrections and an added Skeeter scene. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Harry P. - Complete