Noah.Arrynne0022
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Joined 03-13-13, id: 4595632, Profile Updated: 07-15-16
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, One Piece, and Naruto.

Simply weird. Likes: Anime, Sweets, Reading, World History, Volleyball, Tennis, Sleeping, Adventure, Music and One Direction.

Age: 17 years old Birthdate: June 22nd 1998 Sex: Female

Habits: Eating sweets while thinking and Attempting to do pen spinning


I do not suffer insanity...I enjoy every minute of it

I’m nobody...nobody’s perfect... Therefore I am perfect

Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was blamed

Smile. It confuses people

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell

Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window

In ancient times, cats were worshiped as gods. They have not forgotten this

When everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

Chaos, panic, disorder...my work is done here

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your kids.

Confucius say: "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!"

Be kind to your offspring. They get to choose your nursing home.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Follow your dream...Unless it's the one where you're at work only wearing underwear during a fire drill.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Last night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Dementors: Turning people emo since 370 B.C.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are on the computer for over 20 hours a week, put this in your profile.

When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade. Then Find Someone Who's Life Has Given Them Vodka, And Have A Party.

Save a cow, eat a vegetarian.

Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy.


FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!!

Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and and make friends on here we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list.

SPREAD THE PEACE!!:

Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Crazy-Monkey13 (USA), Hullop (USA), Mayonaka Naze (Dominican Republic), RUHLSAR000 (USA) PotterAnimeJackson(Canada), Mermaid-Luchia(Australia), Jostanos (USA), TheBlackSeaReaper (Bermuda), sakurademonalchemist (USA), lokinorsedeity (USA), BookLover2401 (Australia), Noah.Arrynne0022 (Philippines)

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The Chess of Jotunheim by Yashodoa reviews
It's a better love story than Twilight Saga. Cloud and Sephiroth met when they were younger and became friends. As they grew older, their friendship became deeper and they are put on trials, like a chess game. Seph/Fem!Cloud pairing. AU. T for language. Complete.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,075 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/4/2018 - Published: 11/16/2017 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Game On! 2 0 by nordiamus reviews
Harriet Potter, goddess in training, is getting ready for her second mission: reincarnated as the youngest Elric Sibling and armed with Chaos' latest update of his Game, she's ready to discover a new world of alchemy! fem!Harry, MoD!Harry, gamer!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,842 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 3,008 - Follows: 2,250 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 7/7/2016 - Harry P., Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Bluesky Dreams by BeckoningCat reviews
The time has finally come for Kyouko to take on a dreaded love role in a drama. At the same time, Lory Takarada has an exciting new assignment for the three LoveMe girls, one they may actually enjoy.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,776 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 9/27/2016 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Kanae, Kyoko M., Ren
La Belle et la bete by TuRtLe88 reviews
Klaus is cursed and only his true love can fix it. Caroline has been steering clear of supernatural drama since she left Mystic Falls. What will she do when Elijah shows up and drags her to New Orleans to break his brother's curse? Klaroline. Rated M for later chapters.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,629 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 8/7/2016 - Published: 9/15/2015 - [Caroline F., Klaus] Elijah - Complete
Their Nightly Ritual by bellamywinchester reviews
He promised to leave so he stays away - only he misses her, so he calls. She's free and never has to see him again - but she misses him, so she answers. [A series of canon-compliant post-5x11 drabbles wherein Caroline tells Klaus all about the craziness of her daily life and I inject some Klaroline into the rest of Season 5.]
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,296 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Caroline F., Klaus] - Complete
Blood and Water by LianneLili reviews
Eulalia Mason was Klaus' only friend and loyal servant ever since she was turned. She held no interest on Klaus love but she is willing to sacrifice her life for her friend. [Whole Summary and Character information inside.] [Slight plot changes.]
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,768 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Klaus
Two Worlds, One Prophecy by reichii.fuji reviews
[On Hiatus.] A crown, a hat, a wand and a sword, two children of magic , worthy of the great lion, worlds and power will collide, the white witch will return, trust and faith is the power, betrayal and hate will be the damage, thus the world of Narnia will be thrown into chaos, but saved by the children of magic, who presents with bravery and loyalty.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Hermione G., Edmund Pevensie - Complete
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Wait! Hold on, I'm confused reviews
"If I have to go back in time and stop that self-sacrificing idiot so that we could rule this world together." "Yeah you do that. Just don't bring me into it." "What are you talking about? You're coming with me." "Why should I?" "You're going to help me make sure your best friend won't run the other way before I could kiss her." Fem!HP/TMR, soulmate, timetravel. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 120 - Published: 7/28/2017 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Hermione G.
Random Pairing One-Shot: LawLu Edition
Law x Luffy, One-shot. Law knew he was doomed but it's okay it only means that he will have his little angel punished later.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2017 - [T. Law, Luffy]
Small Words reviews
A simple errand for Aunt Petunia became a game of tag between Hyacinth Potter, the Girl-Who-Lived and Tom Riddle, the Dark Lord Voldemort. FEM!Harry Potter/Tom Riddle. AU!Fifth Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,443 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 3/31/2017 - Published: 3/2/2016 - [Tom R. Jr., Harry P.]
Witch of the Hidden Leaf reviews
Iris Potter, died cursing the world with her last breath. Minami Setsu, lived gracing the world of shinobi with magic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 447 - Published: 4/13/2016 - Harry P., Naruto U., Kakashi H., Minato N.
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