![]() Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, One Piece, and Naruto. Simply weird. Likes: Anime, Sweets, Reading, World History, Volleyball, Tennis, Sleeping, Adventure, Music and One Direction. Age: 17 years old Birthdate: June 22nd 1998 Sex: Female Habits: Eating sweets while thinking and Attempting to do pen spinning I do not suffer insanity...I enjoy every minute of it I’m nobody...nobody’s perfect... Therefore I am perfect Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was blamed Smile. It confuses people When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window In ancient times, cats were worshiped as gods. They have not forgotten this When everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something Chaos, panic, disorder...my work is done here Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them? Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your kids. Confucius say: "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!" Be kind to your offspring. They get to choose your nursing home. Don't steal. The government hates the competition. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. Follow your dream...Unless it's the one where you're at work only wearing underwear during a fire drill. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. Last night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went nuts. Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. Dementors: Turning people emo since 370 B.C. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you are on the computer for over 20 hours a week, put this in your profile. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Warning: Trespassers will be shot When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives. Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade. Then Find Someone Who's Life Has Given Them Vodka, And Have A Party. Save a cow, eat a vegetarian. Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy. FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and and make friends on here we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Crazy-Monkey13 (USA), Hullop (USA), Mayonaka Naze (Dominican Republic), RUHLSAR000 (USA) PotterAnimeJackson(Canada), Mermaid-Luchia(Australia), Jostanos (USA), TheBlackSeaReaper (Bermuda), sakurademonalchemist (USA), lokinorsedeity (USA), BookLover2401 (Australia), Noah.Arrynne0022 (Philippines) |
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