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Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by
The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Three (Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace) starts on 9/1/16. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 117 - Words: 830,290 - Reviews: 11555 - Favs: 11,100 - Follows: 12,811 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
An Aunt's Love by
Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 369,410 - Reviews: 15616 - Favs: 12,601 - Follows: 12,216 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Personally, I'd Rather Lick Sand by
orchidvines reviews
Lizzy is feisty and spirited. Darcy, not so much.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 9/4/2017 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
The Devil's Playground by
The Fictionist reviews
AU. The Devil's Playground was the most exclusive nightclub in London, if not all of Europe. So, frankly, Harry wasn't entirely sure how he came to be bathed in its flawlessly concocted ambiance, with music pounding in his ears and an entirely delicious drink cold against his palm. But it had something to do with the deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,728 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Marriage Stone by
Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 382,044 - Reviews: 15655 - Favs: 10,877 - Follows: 9,421 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry's New Home by
kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 11776 - Favs: 9,281 - Follows: 3,374 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
All For Show by
Cannibal Inc reviews
Draco is sure he accidentally touched one of his father's illegal artifacts and is hallucinating as a result. Why else would he be seeing Harry-Bloody-Potter prancing around his house with Lord-Bloody-Voldemort? LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,802 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 2,000 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 4/29/2016 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Awaken Sleeper by
Water Mage reviews
For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 194,549 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 3,795 - Follows: 3,838 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P.
Uncle Harry by
R-dude reviews
It is time for the Potters to visit the Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 545 - Published: 4/14/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G., Dudley D. - Complete
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by
Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 11169 - Favs: 7,669 - Follows: 6,841 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Iridescent by
BloodyWar2411 reviews
AU; No Magic. Tom Riddle: A mob boss. Draco Malfoy: A vengeful prick. Harry Potter: Stuck as a cleaning boy for Tom's office as a way to make up for something Draco claimed he did. Bottom Line: Damn all rich people to hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,212 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 3,229 - Follows: 2,452 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Manual by
sunshard reviews
Hinata knows that Sasuke is not as cool as everyone thinks, and here is why. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,705 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Summoner Nin by
the point reviews
Her mother gave her a scroll to sign in blood. A scroll she kept hidden. Years flew by and she found herself signing more and more scrolls in blood. She soon became something even demons feared. Hinata Hyuga, the summoner nin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 146,883 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Hinata H.
Explosive by
kaotic312 reviews
Sequel to MARRY MY FATHER PLEASE? Rated M. Firecrackers and Cupcakes don't go together, do they? Gaara/Hanabi and Kiba/Shiho. No it's not misspelled. Not Shino. Shiho. Not an OC if you're not up to date on the current manga by the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 444,605 - Reviews: 2775 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Gaara, Hanabi H. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by
bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6084 - Favs: 14,387 - Follows: 5,032 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cupboard by
FranticArmoire reviews
What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 341 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Have a Nice Day! by
Speechwriter reviews
Tom Riddle: secret, brilliant heir to the biggest company in the world, VoldeMart. Hermione Granger: sent to his prestigious school on full scholarship because VoldeMart outsourced her parents' jobs to China. Bridges burn. Sparks fly. M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,892 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Paradise Lost by
Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
With one question posed to the Sorting Hat, Harry Potter's life changes completely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,214 - Reviews: 1835 - Favs: 5,587 - Follows: 6,118 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Water from a Stone by
Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. He could have chosen easier tasks. Such as climbing Mount Everest. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,276 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Twenty Months by
Dee12 reviews
Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,101 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
Dumb Dares by
CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 2,289 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Paraselenic by
EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,745 - Reviews: 3931 - Favs: 6,828 - Follows: 3,240 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Confutatis Maledictis by
obsessmuch reviews
You are Bellatrix Black. You are not afraid of anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,703 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Ikigai by
Lanse reviews
What could the darkness ever give to the light but a place to shine? SasuHina, some NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,800 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 2,827 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Slip of the Tongue by
Divinia Serit reviews
We all get flustered when we mistakenly say the wrong thing... Written for the August Challenge at the Jello-Forever Forum
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Trophy by
Digitallace reviews
DM/HP-Scoundrel, libertine, whore: words often used to describe Draco Malfoy, but what happens when the man who seeks only to conquer new lovers, gets bored and chooses a more difficult target? Will Harry give into Malfoy or will Draco be left wanting?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,761 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Genius Losers of Konoha by
Stigma reviews
He's an untalented hyperactive boy and she's a timid, broken girl... or at least that's what they've led everyone to believe. But there are other secrets far deadlier than their own lurking beneath Konoha's streets. Strong Naruto, Strong Hinata- NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 256,741 - Reviews: 1782 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 1,601 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Timely Errors by
Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2224 - Favs: 10,282 - Follows: 3,011 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Searching for Disaster by
Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 2,830 - Follows: 3,030 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
Random Word Association by
CerealK reviews
At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 116 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Perfecting the Art of Odd by
point-of-tears reviews
Sequel to Of Pixie Dust and Clapping Your Hands. Fairy tales usually end and have thier "Happily Ever After." Well, Harry Potter's fairy tale is only just beginning and things are getting very interesting...or crazy. Whichever comes first. HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,430 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
More Fine Carriages by
FredandGeorgeWeasleyareMYKings reviews
NOW COMPLETE! A modern P&P. My life is actually pretty simple; I'm 21 years old, my mother is crazy, my family is at best described as eccentric, and I love an arrogant bastard who I really hate. Confused? Yeah, me too. Please Read and Review
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,485 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Incorrigible Infatuation by
RestartingInsanity reviews
AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,303 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 5,635 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
The Get Itachi Laid Challenge by
Twisted Vixen reviews
Itachi Uchiha shot down every attempt at a date, male or female. All of his friends and family gave up hope except his brother. Sasuke made it his personal mission to make sure Itachi got laid and he knew just how to do it. Enter Naruto Uzumaki...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,743 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 2,552 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Of Pixie Dust and Clapping Your Hands by
point-of-tears reviews
Sure,he defeated Voldemort at 16. Sure he can play Quidditch. And sure,he can blow up a cauldron in Potions with the best of them. But when he wakes the first day of his seventh year to a startling surprise,Harry Potter realizes he doesn't do normal HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,794 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
And Still Can't Stop Hoping by
Samantha Aswad reviews
AU: Neville was named the Boywholived. Harry’s mother died giving birth to him and his father blames him for her death. And if you already have an heir in your family who really needs someone like Lucas Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,656 - Reviews: 3086 - Favs: 3,180 - Follows: 4,019 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Flipped by
Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,344 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pick Me Up by
Kantayra reviews
Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 87 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Stupid Excuse for a Fairy Tale by
TaintedMoonlight reviews
Princes aren’t real, but demons are; kingdoms fall, but others are discovered. The heroine shines and everyone else dulls. Modern day fairy tales are hard to come across and this one isn’t one at all. --AU--
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,954 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
A Hero by
Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 8,251 - Follows: 1,222 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Role Play by
KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Marry My Father Please? by
kaotic312 reviews
Hinata, Hanabi, and Neji are desperate to marry off Hiashi so he'll stop mucking around in their lives. In the meantime, trouble is brewing for Hinata and life will never be the same. KankxHina and other pairings within.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 293,455 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hinata H., Kankuro - Complete
The Window by
SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5553 - Favs: 6,215 - Follows: 1,962 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by
ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 2,181 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Plans Change by
kaotic312 reviews
Sequel of Plans for a Seduction. Hana is in search of a mate. Warning, now M for language, situations, and lemons. HanaxGaara with KibaxIno ShikaxTem ShinoxHinata KankxSakura and BakixOC, oh and a smidgen of ShizunexGenma too. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 197,701 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Hana I., Gaara - Complete
Draco's Boy by
empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3868 - Favs: 5,332 - Follows: 1,876 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Plans for a Seduction by
kaotic312 reviews
For her own good, Ino must be seduced. KibaxIno. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,164 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
Grab A French Model, Of Course by
Novocain reviews
Harry tells a few postwar truths. [I've spilled so much blood that I'm surprised I don't still smell like it, and sometimes I see splashes of crimson on my clothes, and it's. Not. Fair. I'm eighteen going on Vietnam veteran...]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
We Can Work It Out by
NazgulQueen13 reviews
Eliza’s an outspoken American, Darcy’s a blueblood British lawyer. Eliza’s prejudiced to think that her opinion is the only one worth having, Darcy’s pride causes him to be ill suited to recommend himself to Americans. Can hate turn to love? Perhaps...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,346 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
No Laws to Love by
Ame no Megami reviews
Hyuuga Hinata: wealthy, mannered, and smart. Voluntarily, she chooses to tutor a class at a local highschool. Sabaku Gaara: sarcastic, disinterested, and violent. For him and his friends to stay in their activity, they have to pass their physics class.[CO
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,980 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Weaponry by
desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 405 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by
Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 5,932 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
La Boheme by
streakie257 reviews
Same flaws, different century, a modern prejudice. More complete summery inside. Language warning. Complete. I think.
Emma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,302 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Complete
Bond by
Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3646 - Favs: 9,092 - Follows: 2,055 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nice going, Pothead by
Willowbooks reviews
COMPLETE Harry & Draco get stuck in a closet. All dialogue. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fanfiction by
Jade R. Raven reviews
This is why ninja's shouldn't use the internet.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by
Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 8,424 - Follows: 2,276 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Fancy by
lairy fights reviews
[HarryDraco] [ONESHOT] 'Actually, you did toss me up against the wall,' Draco pointed out. 'Rather kinky of you, Potter. I would never have guessed you liked it rough.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Golden Snitch by
Michael Serpent reviews
HD slash. I'm warning you. Harry and Draco trying to get the upper hand of each other, mentally and physically. Some roughness and some tenderness. And some weirdness... And Voldemort drinking mint tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,855 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Dear Foolish Little Brother by
solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,350 - Follows: 769 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don't Panic! by
boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 2,427 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Everyone's Free To Tickle Dragons by
Indigo Ziona reviews
Dumbledore's highly inspirational graduation speech. Enjoy the power and beauty of your common room. Don't be reckless with other people's wands. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/26/2003
Breaking Tradition by
Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 333 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete