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Joined 03-11-13, id: 4591837, Profile Updated: 12-25-13

Hi, I have been a lurker on this site for a while, just trying to study what people like to read on hear, and I'm pretty sure I'm good with what you weirdos like.

Anyway, I'll go ahead and just give you the many interesting things about me:

1. Auslly. That is what got me onto this site in the first place, abd if I end up becoming one of the best authors on this site, you can thank Austin & Ally for that.

2. I LOVE to read. Gimme a 467 page book, I'll be able to give it back in 2 days.

3. I'm somewhat anti-social and very social, and at other times the person everyone thinks is insane, so, if you see a story of mine just pure craziness, you know why.

4. Can't believe I didn't type this earlier, but, I'm a guy, so yeah.

5. Never, ever (when I'm asking for ideas) suggest a story with slash, or lemon, it's not who I am. Though, I may not describe it, I may give indications that it has happened.

6. If you hadn't noticed, I might be ADD, I just haven't checked to see if I am, because I'm just so calm, though I get off track easily. See, this is what I mean.

7. Some of my stories might not be that good, so, feel free to give constructive critism, though no cussing.

Yeah, I'm very simple, there's not much to me, anyway, on to the copy/pastables.


Remember that girl you called fat today?

she went home and made herself throw up

Remember that person you called ugly?

they're saving up for plastic surgery instead of college

Remember that guy you called gay?

he slept with a girl to prove he wasn't, and now he's stuck with her for 18 years

Remember that person you laughed at for passing out

they're dying of a brain tumour

Remember that girl you called pathetic and disgsting?

she cuts herself every night

Remember that girlfriend/boyfriend you cheated on and thought nothing of it?

They will never trust themselves to fall in love again

Remember that guy you dared to break into the store?

He's going to jail for four years

You don't have to do much to ruin someone's life. Just think before you speak. Consider how those few little words will affect the person you are saying them to. 'Cause if the roles were reversed, how would you feel? Hate bullying? Repost this onto your profile, so as many people get the message as possible.


Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realised his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.


A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there!


Some Funny Quotes:

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.


You know you're a Kane Chronicles fan if you:

-Point and yell "Hi-nehm!" whenever you break something.

-Grab a cat and start calling her muffin and/or Bast.

-Yell "Ha-di!" to the school bully. (Sad but true.)

-Freak out and say that Apophis finally swallowed the sun whenever there is an eclipse.

-Ask your mom if you can get a pet crocodile.

-Ask the baboons in the zoo if they want to play basketball.

-Make a wax statue and call it doughboy.

-Have a crush on Sadie Kane. (True, true...)

-Buy a khopesh. (And everybody is like, wtf?)

-See and African-American boy and call out, "Hey Carter!"

-See a blonde thirteen-year old girl and ask her, "Hey, is your name Sadie?"

-Wear combat boots. (Enough said.)


Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."


For PJO Fans:

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!


For TKC FANS:

Normal people: Go to New York to see the sights.

TKC FANS: Go because they need to find Brooklyn House.

Normal People: Think their cat is just a cat.

TKC FANS: Know their cat is really a goddess.

Normal people: Name their dog Fido.

TKCS FANS: Name him/her Annie... Especially if it's a boy.

Normal people: Say OMG!

TKC FANS: Say OMR! (Oh my Ra)

Normal people: Are scared of snakes.

TKC FANS: Cut snakes to pieces... JUST IN CASE!

Normal people: Think cheese is just a yummy dairy product.

TKC FANS: Know that Cheese is one of the five elements.

Normal people: Call animal control when they find a bat

TKC FANS: Turn into birds of prey and eat them.

Normal people: Are lame and don't have this on their profile.

TKC FANS: ARE EPIC AND PUT THIS ON THEIR PROFILE! :


You Know You’re a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (Yup!)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (Nope! I read it WAY past 4 A.M!)

You write fanfictions about the book. (... NOOOOO. *Sarcastic* I made this account just so I could copy and paste things to my profile[Currently that's all I do right now])

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (I have succeeded in getting my friend to read the Percy Jackson series)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (I'm secretly convinced that my cousin is a son of Aphrodite)

Everything reminds you of the book. (School announcement: don't forget to get your tickets for the winter solstice Me: great another deadline)

You quote random lines all the time. (*Sheepish grin* Yeah...)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (saying commands and spells from my favorite books)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (I wonder if Mom would notice if I tried to hadi the teacher)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (*Hides screensaver with picture of Anubis*)

You've got a book memorized. (Yep! I can actually tell the entire Twilight series from Twilight to Breaking Dawn[Note, this is what I copied and pasted. I hate the Twilight series])

You've read a book more than five times. (I've read The Kane chronicles 6 times)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (I read The Son of Neptune in one day)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (Yeah. I'm planning on seagoing Rick Riordan's house for killing off Walt soon)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (YES)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (I can go hours debating)

Your idol is a character from a book (Yep! the list never ends)


IF YOU LOVE PERCABETH, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!

If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile.

IF YOU LOVE ZARTER, COPY/PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!!!

IF YOU LOVE SANUBIS, COPY/PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!

If you will always believe PERCY JACKSON is the best Greek hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!!

If you will always believe CARTER KANE is the best Egyptian hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!!

If you will always believe SADIE KANE is the best Egyptian hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY/PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.


COME TO MY PARTY!

There will be a DJ , I'm throwing a party... everyone is invited! So everyone come. But read the rest of this bulletin. Come kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.

DETAILS BELOW..

Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
Featuring DJ Holy Spirit.

When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven

Where: Kingdom of Heaven

How: Just Ask

Why: Because God Loves You! ... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.

98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...

REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL.

Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
you in front of my Father."

Repost as COME TO MY PARTY!