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Author has written 1 story for Invader Zim.

Hey, I'm not all big on the description thing so I'll keep it short and sweet. I love writing and I love you. Let's get to know each other. But until then, enjoy some strolling music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbYWkegobTU

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Gay marriage:


1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

A Reason To Need You by Dragons Crimson Tears reviews
Dib confronts Zim with 2 of the deepest secrets anyone could ever keep from anyone. will be a short story with long chappies. Yaoi. BETTER SUMMARY INSIDE...Will have hard core Yaoi, including Tentacle hentai...Enjoy.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,034 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Dib, Zim
Scum of the Earth reviews
An escaped Irken prisoner crash lands on Earth and seeks refuge at Zim's base, eager return to The Massive for mixed reasons. Zim gets another step closer at enslaving the Earth and Dib is conflicted with life changing decisions. *terrible at summaries*
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,966 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Zim, Dib