The Penguin Queen
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Joined 07-11-14, id: 5889519, Profile Updated: 08-06-14
Author has written 2 stories for Outsiders, James Bond, and Sherlock.

The Penguin Queen would like to express the fact that all penguins were created equal but that she was created more equal than all other penguins.

Penguins are superior to all other creatures.

Penguins do not wear boots unless forced to do so. Except for The Penguin Queen. She wears boots.

April 25th is World Penguin Day. The Penguin Queen loves April 25th.

January 20th is Penguin Awareness Day. The Penguin Queen is aware of this fact.

Penguins do not wear hats unless forced to do so. Except for the Penguin Queen. She wears hats. But only one at a time.

Ancient Penguins stood about 4.5 feet tall. Now only the Penguin Queen is allowed to reach that height. Because she is more equal than other penguins.

Penguins do not have teeth unless forced to wear dentures. This includes The Penguin Queen.

Penguins lost the ability to fly because some penguins were too equal. Now only The Penguin Queen can fly.

Most Penguins eat fish. The Penguin Queen eats Reviews. She is very hungry. Please donate reviews to The Penguin Queen.

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The Burning Bridge by TheRanger'sDaughter reviews
The second installment of the RA reacts series is here! The gang returns to react to the startling events that lead to Morgarath's downfall. Rated T because Rangers curse...and evidently so do diplomats.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 108,701 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 7/8/2015
To Be A King by JessieJay13 reviews
When Merlin discovers that his father was an estranged prince and he himself is now the only heir to the throne of a magical kingdom, he is forced to leave Camelot for the perils of a royal court. Will Merlin be able to win Arthur's favor again before Morgana launches an attack on a defenseless Camelot? Will he be able to defend his own kingdom at the same time or will all be lost?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 131,709 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Merlin, Arthur, Mordred, OC - Complete
A Nothing-Matters-Because-You-Love-Me Day by SilverySparks reviews
"My dad asked me if there was a cure for homosexuality," Alec said quietly. Magnus looked up, the last trace of amusement leaving his face as his hands tightened around Alec's. - Malec Oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Ruins of Gorlan by TheRanger'sDaughter reviews
The first installment of my RA reacts series. Join the Ranger's Apprentice cast as they react to the first book of Ranger's Apprentice series. Rated T for cursing.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 111,223 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 6/1/2015 - Complete
1 of 5 --or-- It Takes Time by Shadow-StrikeRaven reviews
A Series of related one-shots, 1000-10'000 words, based after the movie. With threats from Pitch, prank wars, special occasions, different spirits and a lot of discoveries about Jack and how he spent the last 300 years... (A Ninja? Really?) How are the Guardians adjusting to being a group of 5? No set pairings. Rated T for possibility of language and violence. Variety of genres.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 225,544 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Sandy
The First Few Lives of John Watson with Sherlock Holmes by CynicAlb reviews
"[T]here are people, living among us, who do not die. …they are born, and they live, and they die and they live again, the same life, a thousand times." The First Fifteen Lives of Harry August - Claire North John Watson is just such a person.
Crossover - Sherlock & James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,774 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/25/2015 - Published: 6/12/2014 - James Bond/007, Q 1, Sherlock H., John W.
To the One Who Loves Him Next by xx Lady Knight xx reviews
Malec: Alec wrote a letter about Magnus after they broke up- a letter that Alec never intended to see the light of day. However, Isabelle has no intention of letting her brother be a heartbroken mess and secretly resolves to get them back together. COMPLETE.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Alec L., Isabelle L., Magnus B. - Complete
Illusions by Italian Hobbit reviews
Fíli and Kíli get in a fight, and Fíli stomps off on his own... but when he doesn't return, it's up to Kíli to find him. But something has happened to Fíli, and he no longer seems to be the brother Kíli knows. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 126,739 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, Dís - Complete
To Be Loved The Way You Love Me by writerofberk reviews
Life on Berk turns upside down when a sixteen year old boy traveling with a dark past, a world of hurt, and a Night Fury washes up on its shores. The love-starved boy will only tell people one thing about his past: His name is Hiccup. Stoick is a tough and stern chief, but even he has to admit that this boy is softening him. Rewritten. Cover art by the amazing RazzlePazzleDooDot
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 73,486 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Gobber, Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless - Complete
In Arduis Fidelis by Raliena reviews
AKA: The Story of How TC Watson Got His Name. Prequel to "The Most Powerful Piece on the Board"
Crossover - G. I. Joe & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,629 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - John W. - Complete
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Holmes Family Dinner reviews
It had all started with a simple family dinner. Or the one where John is James and Q is a Holmes. Sorry for the wait! Second chapter is up! Now revised and republished in AO3 under the name His Blogger James Bond
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Q 3, Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H.
Nightmares reviews
When Ponyboy wakes up screaming yet again, Johnny notices that something is off. Will the gang learn what Pony dreams about? Will they be able to help him? Lots of fluff with a little angst on the side. Features the whole gang. Dally and Johnny are alive. Please Review! Edited, no major plot changes. Rating up for language, just to be safe.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/3/2015 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C., Darry C.