![]() Author has written 2 stories for Outsiders, James Bond, and Sherlock. The Penguin Queen would like to express the fact that all penguins were created equal but that she was created more equal than all other penguins. Penguins are superior to all other creatures. Penguins do not wear boots unless forced to do so. Except for The Penguin Queen. She wears boots. April 25th is World Penguin Day. The Penguin Queen loves April 25th. January 20th is Penguin Awareness Day. The Penguin Queen is aware of this fact. Penguins do not wear hats unless forced to do so. Except for the Penguin Queen. She wears hats. But only one at a time. Ancient Penguins stood about 4.5 feet tall. Now only the Penguin Queen is allowed to reach that height. Because she is more equal than other penguins. Penguins do not have teeth unless forced to wear dentures. This includes The Penguin Queen. Penguins lost the ability to fly because some penguins were too equal. Now only The Penguin Queen can fly. Most Penguins eat fish. The Penguin Queen eats Reviews. She is very hungry. Please donate reviews to The Penguin Queen. |
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