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Edward Cullen: I hate you for making me want you so much.

Isabella Swan: Death is peaceful. Life is harder.

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Hotwired by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Geeky robotic bio-engineer Edward Cullen decided to build his dream girl, modeling her after his high school crush, Bella Swan. His equally geeky and genius brother, Emmett, messed with her programming. Why else would his bot be acting so strangely...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,125 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 3/4/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rose Colored Glass by FallingInLoveInDecember reviews
Bella fell in love with Edward who was 8 years older than her. He left the same night he was accused of murder, she ran away pregnant and alone in search of him. She found him 2 years later with a different last name, finding out he wasn't who she thought he was. The man she fell in love with was Edwards psychotic twin brother who is harming anyone standing in his way
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 3/9/2016 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 153,286 - Reviews: 5185 - Favs: 4,537 - Follows: 6,047 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
A Court of Beasts and Beauties by jacklynlew reviews
A twist on Beauty and the Beast. After Bella's father is found trespassing, he bargains her life in replacement for his own. Doomed to live the rest of her life in Edward's estate, Bella eventually learns to do more than just tolerate her captor. And in a land of magic, Bella soon finds out everything is not always as it seems. AU, Rated M for future lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 1,773 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 11/1/2018 - Published: 3/29/2016 - Bella, Edward
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer Bella finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor. She thinks he's just a player. He thinks she's a little odd. But you can't judge a book by its cover. And just wait until Bella discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. An AH romantic comedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 479,535 - Reviews: 25931 - Favs: 7,164 - Follows: 6,820 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Glitch by Silque reviews
Bella Swan is a very modern 22nd century girl - with no time to waste on any man who can't stay faithful. But what happens when her friends buy her a brand new Real Man Edward Model 2115, and she learns more about lust - and true love - than she never knew to dream of… all from the most romantic, sexy, snarky and devoted mandroid ever?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,103 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 1/22/2016 - Bella, Edward
Death is Easy, Death is Simple by DreamsofaDreamer reviews
When Bella is turned, nothing goes according to plan. After a lifetime of bad choices, ill-timing, and people who always get in the way, the duo finally realize that they're meant to be together. Too bad that two warring vampiric organizations, Jacob, and Isabella's growing power make it virtually impossible for them to do so. Who ever said that the afterlife was easy? HEA AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 142,927 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/27/2017 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Bella, Edward
The House Guest by shippershape reviews
Clarke loves her best friend, so when Octavia's brother needs a place to stay, Clarke doesn't think twice about offering up her loft. It's no trouble at all, that is until Clarke realizes what a surly, arrogant prick he is. When a few days turns into a few weeks it's too late to back out, and now she finds herself stuck with an unwelcome roommate.
100 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,912 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 11/5/2016 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Clarke G., Bellamy B. - Complete
Home by forevertwilight1116 reviews
Sometimes you have to let go of the person you love the most and wait for him to come home to you.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 75,718 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 11/5/2016 - Published: 5/3/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bus Stop by Edward's Eternal reviews
It's Bella's birthday. A badly fitted skirt, a cocky passenger and some unwanted help make this a bus ride, and a day she never expected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,717 - Reviews: 5351 - Favs: 2,939 - Follows: 2,489 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Totally Irresistible by Kitti Del Rose reviews
On pure accident Bella has just become secretary to one of the world’s most desirable millionaires, Edward Cullen. And the problem isn’t whether she can handle the job, but it’s can she keep her heart. Too bad no one told her he was Totally Irresistible.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 126,461 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Marked by LyricalKris reviews
Everyone is born with a unique tattoo. Whenever they fall in love, no matter the circumstances, that person's tattoo appears somewhere on their body. It's not such an easy thing to wear your heart on your skin. After all, love comes as she pleases. Unrequited. Uninvited. Undeniable.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,305 - Reviews: 4388 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 2,132 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 2/16/2016 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
Snapshots by LyricalKris reviews
When his older brother walked out on his girlfriend, Bella, on the worst night of her life, Edward was there to pick up the pieces. Jasper breezed back into town after being missing for three years to find his family had reformed around the hole he left behind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,211 - Reviews: 3953 - Favs: 2,661 - Follows: 2,324 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14509 - Favs: 16,741 - Follows: 8,701 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,582 - Follows: 3,619 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete