Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Blonde Ambition by
sephcounttheways reviews
Cloud bursts out of his shell when he enrolls into the military academy. Can the power of punk rock help him get the man of his dreams?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 508,621 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 2/7/2018 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Darkness Within Your Light by
AuraBlackWolf reviews
Abandoned. Sorry. Note about remake in story.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 166,875 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 9/25/2015 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Light Y., L
Adventure Time with Marshall and Gumball by
Stelera Kinsman reviews
The Ice Queen is always predatoring on dudes. When Fionna falls ill and the snowy sorceress takes the opportunity to swoop on Prince Gumball, Fionna asks Marshall Lee to rescue the prince in her stead. BxB Yaoi rated M for later chapters and BAD PUNS!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,993 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
Bake Sale by
XpaperplaneX reviews
While seeking a break from the stress of Nibelheim, Cloud accidentally saves the planet. The trick now, is in keeping it saved. This is pure crack, so consider yourselves warned. Further warnings are inside.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,294 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
A New Beginning by
Gwenh reviews
Wikus endures his transformation and finds that his new life and body supersedes his humanity in unexpected ways. The Story is rated M, for MATURE, as alien coupling and reproduction will be explored, along with adult themes.
District 9 - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,811 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Wikus V.D.M., Christopher J. - Complete
Up in Smoke by
Desdemona Kakalose reviews
When the world is falling apart, someone has to hold the seams together. Somebody's gotta be the hero- though it may not be the guy you expected. Suck it up, put up your fists, and run like hell. Conworth: a peculiar sort of not-quite-romance.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,579 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
Come Hell, High Water, or France by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Scorpius's parents split up, his mother takes him to live in France, and he transfers to Beauxbatons, just after Albus has discovered how much he fancies Scorpius. No mature content OMG WHAT?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Broccoli or Asparagus by
Snape Goes Commando reviews
Hanna and Zombie smell completely and totally unappetizing to Conrad, and that's good since everyone else he goes around smells disturbingly edible. Which is a bad thing. Contains copious amount of .../Hanna fluff and a whole lot of cussing
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hanna F., Conrad A. - Complete
Stratagem by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
When bored employees start playing a game on Ministry premises, Harry is ordered to locate and expose the culprits, which would be a lot easier if he wasn't a participant. And he's not quite ready to stop playing. No mature content OMG REALLY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Incredible Race by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,325 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Because Potter Is Allergic to Poppies by
Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Someone tries to murder Auror Harry Potter in St. Mungo's, and it's up to Apprentice Healer Draco to solve the crime. For the glory, of course. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,774 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
HEATED by
candyandsweetz reviews
Zuko and Jet get it on!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Jet, Zuko - Complete
Bit of Leverage by
ScottyFTW reviews
In which Conrad takes flying lessons. "It don't much matter who does it, me or Hanna," Worth says with a grin Conrad doesn't like at all, "cos either way, one of us is droppin' you off a roof and one of us is gonna possibly 'forget' to catch ya."
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Alleviation of Boredom by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
Bored Aurors find a way to amuse themselves. Written because I needed some pointless fluff and kissing in the rain. NO WARNINGS OMG!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 92 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sparkle Sparkle Princesses by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
One of Draco's random pranks gets out of hand and creates a roomful of pretty princesses. Crackfic FTW! OMG it's only PG13! *gasp*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ron Weasley is a Kinky Slut by
dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco decide to indulge in some exhibitionism to teach Ron, Seamus and Dean a lesson after Draco gets tired of them teasing Harry. This is H/D with a side of solo!Ron. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Find the Few Living Things by
gloomsday reviews
Hanna is Not a Boy's Name -- Late night pondering, waffle preparation, and revelations regarding a certain nameless zombie and his best friend, Hanna. m/m, WAFF
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Zombie, Hanna F. - Complete
Tiny Dancer by
Lynsey Schadegg reviews
Opening night for Midgar Dance Company’s newest show may be the beginning of something more than just a hot new act. Warnings: Very very very AU
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,977 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Lacks Creativity by
snappleducated reviews
Naoto meets her arch-nemesis. It is sometimes refered to as gym class. — NaotoKanji
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Naoto S., Kanji T. - Complete
Infection by
DXM Junkie reviews
A virus rampaged Europe and two top detectives find themselves stuck amongst the aftermath. Suspicions are raised and concluded, emotions are tested. Whoever said death was supposed to be easy? RaitoXL. Currently being edited.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 146,129 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Confusion, or by
Taxie reviews
In which Balthier gets confused and there are far too many storm elementals for comfort. Also, the explosion in the Pharos gives Vaan abilities he'd rather not have. Also also, Balthier/Vaan. Enjoy!
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,593 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Balthier, Vaan
How We Missed the Weasley Family Reunion by
Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Full title: 'How We Missed the Weasley Family Reunion, by Scorpius Malfoy, Aged 10 1/2.' Scorpius writes the most interesting primary school essays. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 91 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Honeymoon by
dracosoftie reviews
Ginny stands Harry up at the altar, leaving him miserable and confused. Enter one Draco Malfoy, solicitor, who manages to muddy the situation even more when he and Harry get marooned on an island. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,465 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts: A Hedonistic History by
dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco write their own version of Hogwarts: A History, detailing their quest to christen as many rooms in the castle as possible. A silly, smutty slash adventure. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language. H/D multiple pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,703 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Harry Potter, Please by
faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by
dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3595 - Favs: 6,365 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To Give Good Advice is Fatal by
freudian fuckup reviews
A/C - An angel, a demon, a brothel, a war, and a dead playwright who feels the need to interfere. Warnings: Slash, almost-het, gender-bending, cross-dressing, abuse of history.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Trust, Charity, & the Fine Art of Incompetence by
freudian fuckup reviews
In light of their respective roles in the apocalypse-that-wasn't, Aziraphale and Crowley have been given new assignments to keep them busy. Things do not go as planned. A/C
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,005 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/2/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by
faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 2,414 - Follows: 301 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Too Many Potters by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 151 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hissy Fit by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Minor Annoyances by
Mysterious Penname reviews
“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 97,988 - Reviews: 2915 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Slytherin Gryffindor by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my response to JKR's horrific epilogue. It's a dual novel with one part Albus Scorpius and one part HarryDraco. Deathly Hallows compliant! The Slytherin Hufflepuff is the Albus Scorpius portion. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,574 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
High Priced by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 295 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ransoms by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco and Harry are Aurors. This is a birthday fic written for Luna, who always gives great reviews. It's pretty much PWP, but it's cute. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Marigold by
Falaphesian reviews
He never knew what not to do. But he always got it right. Up until The Lightning, The House, and The Kid all came crashing down. Now he just can't stop doing it wrong. Axel x Roxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,925 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
A Year's Temptation by
Lomonaaeren reviews
DMHP slash, post War, post Hogwarts. Draco isn't pleased to discover he's a Veela at twenty four, especially since both he and Harry are married to other people. Harry proposes a compromise that might work, or might make things monumentally worse. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,448 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bond by
Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3646 - Favs: 9,092 - Follows: 2,055 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete