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Author has written 8 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hellooo thar!*waves spasticly*

I'm pretty, nineteen, female, and the laziest creature on the face of the planet. I'm more of a reader than a writer but if I feel inspired enough I might write something. I actually have a lot of fic ideas but i lack ability to execute them(I can never decide between the firing squad or a hanging) so anyone needing inspiration feel free to ask.

Fandoms I ascribe to: Hetalia; Kingdom Hearts; Black butler; Soul eater; Bleach; My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic; Discworld; Deadpool; and sgt frog

Timeline note: all my KH stories take place in a pocket dimension created by a temporal rift that experiences block time (as oppose to linear time) allowing anomalies such as the CoM Nobodies being alive alongside KH2 events, ect. Non-sciencey version: I used science to throw the timeline in a blender. I'm a nerd, deal with it.

Um...I don't really know what else to put here, so I'm gonna put those copy paste things I always see on other profiles m'kay :D

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I was born in the month of Marluxia.

On the day of XemnasZexion.

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But my unlucky number is Axel.

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Little bits of wisdom:

Why is Cinderella a fairy tale? Any idiot can lose a shoe!

If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them.

I firmly believe that dragons are in hiding from our world.

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You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if my main character had a rival? Oh, plot idea!! Must get computer!)

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You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. (guilty look)

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Your friends stopped looking at you funny a loooooong time ago.

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Spec Ops Mission 98: Jazz's Interrogation at Soundwave's Pedes by Goblin Cat KC reviews
Surrounded by the torrid fiction of his fellow Autobots, Jazz uncovers a Decepticon plot hidden amidst their written fantasies. Can the Spec Ops commander turn this plot of high treason into a narrative...of love? OR Jazz is surrounded by a bunch of perverted writers, and wouldn't you know it, one of them is a Decepticon. (Soundwave x Jazz, Prowl x Jazz)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 98,553 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Jazz, Prowl, Soundwave
Getting Too Old For This by ManMadeOfLasers reviews
Harry Potter finds himself, and his normal bi-polar luck, pulled out of a quiet retirement and into the limelight of the 23rd century. He finds a grand new stage upon which his 'saving-people-thing' can act, and before he can say no, is pulled into the middle of a galaxy-spanning conflict. Rated 'M' for bad words and ideas, re-worked and re-posted. Enjoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,376 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 7/31/2017 - Complete
Bleached by iamAdisco reviews
Ichigo was tired. But his purpose wasn't fulfilled. A tale of loss, time travel, and hopefully with a happy ending. Inspired a lot from Swinging Pendulum by cywscross, and approved by cywscross. Warnings inside. No pairing. I don't own the image. Found it through Google. BAMF Ichigo. T for swearing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,720 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 5/5/2015 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K., Shunsui K., Kaien S. - Complete
Knowledge Comes At A Price by slayst reviews
Lily Potter never actually saved her son's life. No, Hermaeus Mora did it for her, at a price. The witch ended up in Apocrypha and Harry became a new dimensional anchor for the Daedric Prince of Forbidden Knowledge now standing on his shoulder. Poor, poor Wizardry World.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 84,492 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 2,387 - Follows: 2,967 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Harry P., Hermaeus Mora
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 6,477 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Persephone by sunflowerb reviews
She was meant to be the price for peace; her life in exchange for the Dragon Master's mercy. Her captor wasn't supposed to be a ghost from her past, and she wasn't supposed to become his ally...or his lover. And when news spreads of a blonde-haired girl at the Dragon Master's side, there will be repercussions for dragons and Vikings alike. AU. hiccstrid. multichap
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 238,787 - Reviews: 3558 - Favs: 5,438 - Follows: 5,361 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 10/6/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, Toothless - Complete
People Who Need People (Make Terrible Assassins) by garbagedog reviews
Sniper and Medic form an unlikely friendship based on social neuroses, nutritional requirements, and cannabis.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2018 - Medic, Sniper - Complete
Half the Truth by Nicor Warg-Fyrweorm reviews
White lies are said to soften the truth. Some truths are twisted so that they aren't recognizable, or are hidden in lies. Sometimes the brain can't deal with the truth and makes it change, or disappear from memory. This time there's no excuse. The truth was there all along and Spike wasn't able to recognize it as such.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,700 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/14/2018 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Spike W. - Complete
Dark Defense by kyugan reviews
Before Fudge can appoint Dolores Umbridge as the new DADA Professor, Dumbledore seeks out a candidate of his own. And after all, the best tutors against the Dark Arts are those who are Dark themselves… 5th Year
Crossover - Harry Potter & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,445 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 2,611 - Follows: 2,450 - Updated: 5/30/2018 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Albus D., Vergil
Shepard's New Team by L3tt3r5 4nd Numb3r5 reviews
Some story with the original RED mercenaries adding their bit of insanity to the somewhat sane galaxy of Mass Effect. How will 9 homicidal maniacs stop a legion of genocidal robot ships? Good question; I have no idea.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,055 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/22/2018 - Published: 11/2/2011
Supernatural DISCoveries by Lampito reviews
They're both Men Of Knowledge, working behind the scenes, underpaid and underappreciated, to keep their worlds safe from ghastly things. It'd not that surprising that the Librarian and Bobby Singer are well acquainted. And of course, once a path has been beaten through anywhere, including L-space, others can follow... silliness guaranteed.
Crossover - Discworld & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,105 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/8/2018 - Published: 8/22/2012
Playdate by sphinx01 reviews
"Without their creators, immature organics usually perish quite quickly." Skywarp grinned at Ravage. "See? That's where you come in."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/24/2018 - Ravage, Skywarp, Soundwave - Complete
The Spotlight's Glare by ThatSassyCaptain reviews
Scout and Sniper go missing, Spy recruits a reluctant chauffeur, and Engineer gets a lot more trouble than he bargained for. Sometimes, you need a woman's touch to straighten things out. Or Scout's Ma gets the boys together to go after Scout whether they wanted to or not. (stress written across 2 weeks in June- will finish WIPs x x)[Cross-posted from AO3]
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,067 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/12/2017 - Published: 10/22/2017 - Engineer, Sniper, Spy, Scout’s Ma - Complete
Hop, Skip, and a Jump by FluffyPizzaPie reviews
…to Another Dimension. Honestly, Wheeljack really needs to stop testing his creations on the battlefield. It inevitably leads to bad things…like, for instance, sending both the Autobots and the Decepticons to a different dimension and getting them stuck in toys. [Cliché premise, but I had to do it.] (Prequel, of sorts, to Fixit)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,810 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/19/2017 - Published: 7/5/2015
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2074 - Favs: 10,834 - Follows: 10,995 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Domestic Electronics by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
Once upon a job in retail, an average Joe took home a returned domestic electronic from the Transformers brand. These are glimpses into a normal life with tiny electrodomestics running rampant through the apartment.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,178 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Tarn, Kaon, Misfire - Complete
A Little Road Rage by Residentidiot reviews
Originally written on Reddit's /r/WritingPrompts. Even the most patient of being can only put up with so much bad behavior on the roads...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Optimus Prime - Complete
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4607 - Favs: 12,738 - Follows: 14,073 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Of Disguise Kits and Miniguns by GothicCheshire reviews
"I don't think he can do it." "Now, boy, I wouldn't be too sure, that Spook, well, he can be pretty damn tricky..."
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,541 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/7/2017 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Heavy, Spy - Complete
Dremora Debauchery by Jaquie Moreau reviews
After a forgettable night with Sanguine the Daedric Prince, Adraria is left with a gift in the form of a staff. Never in her life would she expect a Dremora to come from it. No matter how much of a pain in the ass he was, he was pretty helpful. But being around the Daedra too long has its own side affects. M for Violence and Sex.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 58,756 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/13/2017 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Sam Guevenne - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,894 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 4,742 - Follows: 5,402 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P.
Primus' Handymech by FluffyPizzaPie reviews
You've got to be fraggin' kiddin' me! I finally get back to my home and family, everything's going right for me, and then two years later, right as I get slaggin' sparked up, I get taken away again? Why does everyone keep kidnapping me, accidentally or not! I'm gonna MURDER Wheeljack! [Or, Fixit and Steve get stuck in G1]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,546 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/3/2016 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Steve
Dragon-Bound by DONOVAN94 reviews
During the final battle against Galbatorix, the bond between Eragon and Saphira is severed. Panicked and grief-stricken, Saphira flees across the ocean to a new land, hoping to find some way to heal the bond. What she discovers, is a dragon unlike anything she has ever encountered before, a wild dragon with a love of all things precious and valuable, a King Under a Mountain: Smaug.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 236,562 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 6/4/2014 - [Saphira, Smaug] Eragon S., Murtagh - Complete
Rise by LeaderPinhead reviews
The third and final story in the Pint Sized series. First there were little robots, then there were sparklings. Now Victoria will have to face an even bigger challenge as she learns to transition into the new form, culture, and life forced upon her while simultaneously coping with the powerful AllSpark forcibly trapped within her. [Put on Hiatus for the moment]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,454 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Bluestreak, OC
Third Wheel by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
Jazz: he is beauty, he is grace, he is staring at that bumper yet again. (Pt. 19: Well, he's not dead yet.)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,297 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Jazz, Prowl, Smokescreen
Randall's New Take On Life by Dysclexic reviews
After Randall is banished, he intends to find his way back, willing to do whatever it takes to get revenge on Sully and Mike, but instead, he finds himself in the care of 5 orphans. Right when he is getting comfortable, an old friend/enemy arrives and history repeats itself. Inspired by les mis fan 1. Please read and review! :D
Monsters Inc. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,641 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/30/2016 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Randall B. - Complete
Rolling Storms by Darkwalk12 reviews
The Autobots are glad the Twins are alive. But some good deeds have consequences. No one knows what the Twins are hiding, nor why the human who brought them back ran off. "Wait, let me get this straight. Those two I saw, the red and yellow ones, aren't dead? They're just...here?" She pointed at the glowing orbs beside her.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 161,060 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, OC - Complete
Not Alone by Crystal RoseWing reviews
Predaking was not the only Predacon that was presented to Megatron; there was a second that had seemed doomed to die before its first mission… only what happens when it resurfaces years later stronger, smarter, snarkier and caring for two human children? Pure chaos on the Nemesis that's what! PredakingxOC, KnockoutxBreakdown
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,477 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 3/2/2016 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Megatron, Predaking, Knock Out, OC - Complete
A Recipe for Disaster by Arcawolf reviews
Berk is left shocked after a battle with a witch goes wrong. Everyone's horrified . . . except for Toothless. Apparently, he didn't care whether his surrogate brother was a human or dragon. Or, the one where Hiccup becomes a baby Night Fury.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 164,155 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 1/18/2016 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless, Drago Bludfist - Complete
Seireitei on Strike by RedRosa1 reviews
It started in squad four. At the time it was a shock; no-one had ever imagined the meek and gentle healers of squad four would be capable of causing so much mayhem. In retrospect it was inevitable. Rated T for swearing in later chapters
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,996 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Hanatarō Y.
Snowfort by Terminal Nostalgia reviews
When Teufort gets blanketed with snow overnight, Sniper is delighted. Spy's not sure what to make of Sniper showing a positive emotion in front of him for once. It's actually rather endearing, which can't be right. But such thoughts must be put aside when there are snowball fights to be won. (My half of a fic exchange with Chaosandmayhem!)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Demoman, Heavy, Sniper, Spy - Complete
He can't Be From Berk Right ? by helioswindmax reviews
An alternative way the story could have gone. Deviates from the movie after Hiccup finishes Toothless's saddle, just before they take to the skies ! Obviously I don't own HTTYD... Oh and realism is a big thing in my mind...So no HiccStrid...Sorry. Some minor violence and swearing, for now...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,475 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Hiccup, Toothless, Camicazi - Complete
Iron and Ice by TAKA-TAKA-TAKA reviews
Conquering an Empire is easy. Managing Mistresses takes a bit more skill. (Note: Some chapters contain Naughty Bits. They have been tagged NSFW for your convenience).
Overlord - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,250 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Complete
Who's The Wincest Of Them All? by Lampito reviews
As in, whose writing is most excruciatingly wince-inducing? Sam & Dean are about to find out when they attend a fanfic convention to stop murders happening. As if that's not bad enough, they have to go undercover to blend in, which needs some serious disguises. And comfortable foundation garments (no underwires). (NO SLASH HERE you naughty naughty shippers, just a joke title.)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,388 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/10/2015 - Published: 4/21/2015
Will Prank For Food by Taliax reviews
Another member has joined the Organization, and Xigbar, Axel, and Demyx won't make it easy on her. She can either have her food stolen and other unpleasant things, or she can prank other members with them. Xaldin is picked for her first target. Rated T for very occasional violence.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 157,259 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Axel, Xigbar, Demyx, OC - Complete
The Delicate Illusion of Freedom by shortlived reviews
Earth under the unmerciful dominion of the Decepticons, Alexis' struggle for survival will be tried by captivity, deception and help from unlikely sources. But survival won't be enough. Not when the planet's greatest disaster has yet to transpire.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 203,865 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Thundercracker, Alexis - Complete
Magic, as opposed to Magic by The Rev. Cardboard Box reviews
Harry Potter was lost, but now is found. The Arch-Mage isn't happy. Harry isn't happy. And they're just the first two people who are going to find The Boy Who Lived's destiny one immense headache... Completed. It's my "Winnie the Pooh" to my A.A. Milne. (That's NOT a complementary comparison, by the way.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 100,511 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 1,468 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
Pack Mentality by alicat54 reviews
They would have been known as the primera espada, if it wasn't for the boy with the orange hair crash landing into the desert. time travel, pre-winter war.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,393 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 2,512 - Follows: 2,249 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Ichigo K., C. Stark, Lilinette
Death Cab for Cutie by elfinblue reviews
When an NCIS agent witnesses something that has him questioning his sanity, Gibbs and his team turn to some old friends for expert help. This is set in the same universe as When Worlds Collide, but is AU in that NCIS now knows about the supernatural. Includes NCIS-NOLA characters. No slash or pairings. Rated Teen for safety. NOW COMPLETE
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,104 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 2/2/2015
Cruel World by Tora-Katana reviews
NEW VERSION! Made uneasy by troubling omens, Dante forces his way into a far from routine mission. Coming across a shocking discovery, his actions begin the unearthing of scarring dark secrets from the past in need of a present healing light. Darker but smooth, with Dante, Lady, and VergilxOC.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 249,478 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Dante, Vergil, Lady/Mary - Complete
A Drone Named Jeffrey by LeaderPinhead reviews
I am Jeffrey. The Vehicon. I did this thing a little while ago. I met a girl, left the 'Cons, and drove off into the sunset. Now what the heck am I supposed to do? [Sequel to Drone]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,767 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Vehicons, OC - Complete
Mastermind's Farewell by FluffyPizzaPie reviews
Bayverse and Prime meet: Fixit-Style. [Sequel to both 'Fixit' and 'Guardian Devil']
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,307 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Complete
Christmas According to Skywarp by Dark Star of Chaos reviews
Only Skywarp could get the facts more or less right, and still come up with something crazy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Skywarp, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Guardian Devil by FluffyPizzaPie reviews
I did what Primus asked of me- I helped his children. I finished my task. But apparently, that doesn't mean I'm done. Noooo, stupid ancient Primes had to 'volunteer' me for yet another task…well, since I'm stuck here anyways, I might as well make them regret choosing me as Sam Witwicky's guardian angel! (Contains dark themes) [Sequel to Fixit]
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,139 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Sam W., Miles L., Barricade - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 6,390 - Follows: 3,412 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard (M), Ashley W.] - Complete
Drunk Down Under by 0bsidianFire reviews
When Demo challenges the team to it's first drinking contest, he fully expects to win. Sniper decides to use the contest to get some information from Demo and Engineer would really like to know exactly what is going on. Or, why Sniper isn't allowed to participate in team drinking contests anymore. Inspired by (but no spoilers for) the 'Blood in the Water' comic.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Sniper, Demoman, Engineer - Complete
Let The Summer With Units Begin by Yami Mizuna reviews
It was SUPPOSED to be a relaxing summer. No one said anything about Hetalia Units!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,730 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Prussia
You Kept Coming Back by Electronic Ink 0 reviews
What were you? You had a fluffy pelt, and only four gangly limbs, and you tumbled and played like a hatchling. But you were no two-legs-no-wings. You were far too dragonlike for that. A one-shot loosely showing how Toothless feels about his adorable little human. No spoilers for HTTYD2
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Of Passion and Perversion by witchkid reviews
Cassie, the romantic, and Ophelia, the pervert. Both were pretty normal college students until the Black Butler world sucked them in like a vacuum. Will the two be able to resist temptations or will they have to choose between one world and another? Prepare for humor, adventure, perversion, romance, and quite a few face palms. Mature Teen. ***discontinued***
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,269 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 7/11/2013 - [Undertaker, OC] Sebastian M.
Hetalian Creepypastas by R.N.Walker reviews
The nations are locked inside a conference room the night before Halloween. They decide to tell each other creepypastas to pass the time. Will they make it through the night? A 31-day short-story challenge.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 36,875 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Complete
The Streaker's Defence, Or, A DEMONstrably Bad Idea by Lampito reviews
The Streaker's Defence: It seemed like a good idea at the time. And it had; what he'd been hoping for was a fellow wolf to go for a bit of a prowl, not Ozzy bloody Osbourne with a muscle car, a stolen guitar, and no appreciation of Italian architecture. Poor Crowley; he's Karma's football. How I think Season 10 should kick off, with minimum angst and a healthy dose of crack.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 85,006 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Crowley - Complete
Minion Mistress: Audiences by General Maraxus reviews
Takes place after the events of Minion Mistress. Ruling a Dark Domain sometimes requires receiving guests seeking favour or a challenge. How will our beloved Minion Mistress rule her empire? Shall she silence all who approach? Will she be a just ruler? Or will the people prove themselves worthy of serving their new Overlady?
Overlord - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,177 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Complete
Telling Them Apart by Cke1st reviews
The main battle in the second movie might have turned out very differently if Drago had made one small, understandable mistake. Both Stoick and the Snowy Bewilderbeast would still be alive as a result, Drago Bludvist would have been completely humiliated, and Hiccup and Valka would have shared a good laugh together. One-off.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Complete
Fixit by FluffyPizzaPie reviews
You know, I never had any great ambitions in life. All I wanted was to fix stuff till my dying day…and I did. Then I woke up as a giant metal alien robot, a so-called "drone" (also known as "cannon fodder"). Gee, thanks Primus. This'll go so well. At least there's plenty of stuff to fix... (Mostly TF Prime) [Starts off fairly dark, but lightens up later]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 76,559 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Breakdown, Soundwave, Knock Out - Complete
DMC: Sacrifices by venomistress reviews
A year after the defeat of the false savior, Fortuna is invaded by an occult. Nero is persuaded to enlist the help of veteran demon hunter Dante to solve the mystery of the new threat. Together, the wayward partners travel to Constantine where they are met by some familiar faces from the past. As friends and enemies are made and lost, Nero learns the value of sacrifice.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,807 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Not Quite The Devil You Know by Taranea reviews
Dean does not appreciate being stuck in London. Anthony J. Crowley does not appreciate being 'hunted' by two lunatics. Duke of hell Hastur is extremely annoyed that two strange mortals keep interfering with his plans to get revenge on Crowley himself, and Aziraphale disapproves mildly of the word 'assbutt'.
Crossover - Supernatural & Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,154 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
893 by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 361,882 - Reviews: 2308 - Favs: 5,369 - Follows: 3,743 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,899 - Reviews: 4802 - Favs: 9,154 - Follows: 3,930 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
FiM: Binky Pie by Miyajima reviews
Pinkie Pie is visited by a strange customer whilst working at Sugarcube Corner. Chaos ensues.
Crossover - Discworld & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,687 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Death
A Shaggy Dog Story by Lampito reviews
When a Hunt goes south, Dean takes desperate measures to save Sam. And it works. Dean doesn't care if Sam's grumpy about what he did – his baby bro is alive and well, so he'll take all the complaining that Sammy can dish out; but if Sam cocks a leg on the Impala, he reserves the right to swat him with a rolled-up newspaper...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,230 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
A New Version of Reality by LeaderPinhead reviews
The Butterfly Effect: the phenomenon whereby a minor change in circumstances can cause a large change in outcome. In other words, the tiniest additions can change the fabric of an entire reality. The sequel to Pint Sized. [Pre and AU '07 movie-verse]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 448,685 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Bluestreak, Wheeljack, OC - Complete
Game Mechanics: Autobalance by Hobbithearted reviews
The BLU Medic makes a quick decision that ends up turning his life upside down. An unexpected gesture of charity gives the RED Spy an idea for his next cunning scheme, and the Heavy tries his hand at subterfuge. The Sniper's advice is unasked for, and the Engineer is unamused. There are also Sandviches. (No actual pairings, though one is somewhat implied towards the end.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,530 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Medic, Spy - Complete
Screaming and Filters by Jara257 reviews
G1. Filtering out Starscream's voice from your audials always seems like a good idea. Until it's not.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Megatron, Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
The Family Business by General Maraxus reviews
With the fall of the old Overlord once again a new one rises to power. But this time a trio of siblings are running the show. Takes place after Overlord 2.
Overlord - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,626 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 12/3/2011
Drone by LeaderPinhead reviews
A Vehicon is left to die after a routine battle between the Decepticons and Autobots. Imagine his surprise when he onlines in a human repair shop to find a deranged human banging on his hood. [Drabble fic set in Prime!verse and takes place prior to "Out of His Head"; OC-centric]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Vehicons, OC - Complete
Here Comes the Snide by Lampito reviews
It's a wedding! And the Winchesters are invited. Bobby's giving the bride away, Dean's on make-up advice, and Sam will make polite chitchat with the groom's family and see that they don't find out that he's about to marry a werewolf. Then they just have to stop whatever's haunting the building. And explain 'chicken fillets' to Castiel. Could it get worse? Um, yes...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,539 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S., Castiel - Complete
Avenging Pirates by DragonlordRynn reviews
It was a nice Sunday morning until there were sea monsters falling from the sky in Manhattan. And this would only be the beginning.
Crossover - One Piece & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,488 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Straw Hats P., T. Law, Thor, Loki - Complete
Knock Out On the Track by Storylady35 reviews
"I also like this car show, 'Top Gear'. I think someone said it was a British show but it is hilarious and they have some really hot cars on that show. But I know, I could beat that 'Stig' in a race any day." Well, let's find out. Transformers Prime Meets Top Gear. Knockout Vs The Stig
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Knock Out - Complete
Live 'till ya drop! by Snoara reviews
Say hello to Gloria, a girl who ended up in the One Piece world. Leaving behind the peaceful 'normal' life, she now ventures the world with the Strawhats. And of course, there are gods, goddesses and demons involved.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 422,265 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Straw Hats P., OC
Minion Mistress by General Maraxus reviews
Read of how a young woman goes from death's embrace to rise through the ranks of the Overlord's empire. Witness her journey to discover her place in the world that condems magic. This is the story of Jinx, the Minion Mistress. Spoilers from the second game included.
Overlord - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 346,585 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Complete
Of Drums and Wolves by yesimadramaqueen reviews
The Master manages to jump to a parallel Earth to attempt world domination again. However, he encounters none other than Rose Tyler. Suddenly, he's falling in love. Can the Doctor reach them before the parallel Earth and his perfect Rose are lost forever? AU at the end of series three. Rose/Master; Rose/Ten. Romance, drama, angst, and comedy. Rated T for violence.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,768 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., The Master - Complete
Redeem the Stars by megadoomingir reviews
Starscream was left at the mercy of the Predacons. This time there was no escape. Will he allow death to consume him or will he accept another chance? One he is assured will be the last if he cannot fix his ways and help shape the world he will soon live in. SPOILERS, SET AFTER TRANSFORMERS: PRIME MOVIE. RATING MAY CHANGE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 101,765 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Starscream, Soundwave, Optimus Prime - Complete
The Wolf and the Thief by whoson1st reviews
Rose is trapped in a universe that is trying erase her. With the help of a very special friend, she gets the opportunity to go back and rewrite her entire history with the Doctor in order to keep the tragic events at Canary Wharf from happening. Can she succeed? Or is she doomed to fade away? First in the Written in the Stars series, now complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 217,952 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 2,167 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Somewhere Over The Rainbow by Lampito reviews
Murders linked to sex conventions plus chance of ganking demons equals a job that Dean really wants to tackle. Sam isn't so sure, but Dean isn't thinking entirely with his Upstairs Brain. They can work out details later, right, because hey, sex convention! And if Cas is going to help out with the demon thing, what could possibly go wrong? Or has sexy just got scary?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,287 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Girl Talk by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
AU-ish. Clara can see The Moment which means the two have to talk about the Doctor. None of them are pleased.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/27/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Pipe down! by Non-canon Doyle reviews
During one of his official visits to the UK, Russia has his pipe stolen. He blames England, and ends up introduced to Sherlock Holmes, England's only hope to reconcile their relationship and solve the case. Of course, Ivan wouldn't mind humiliating him for the fun of it while England's pet detective is trying his best. He's only one human after all… Surely his infamous Russian(...)
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Russia, Sherlock H.
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 2,708 - Follows: 2,114 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
The Sanji Sanji no Mi by RosiePeverell reviews
"Look! This fruit is yellow and swirly, like Sanji!"
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Robin - Complete
Collision by The Feesh reviews
What happens to a Mustang when a garbage truck T bones it at 60 mph? I don't know. Neither did Barricade. Bayverse, post 2007 movie. Reviews are what keeps me going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,276 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Barricade
Further Accords of Madness by LadyDragon1316 reviews
Of the 16 Accords of Madness, only 3 have been revealed thus far. But Sheogorath is not an idle daedra, and madness knows no bounds.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,768 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Sheogorath
I Love To Go A-Wandering by Lampito reviews
One of Heaven's most relentlessly cheerful residents has gone wandering, along with one of Hell's most feared. It's serious; it could cause an inter-pantheon diplomatic incident. Castiel, Sheriff of Heaven, sends a suitably senior Messenger to join Hell's representative in pursuit of the peripatetic perpetrators, to fetch them. Preferably before Mjolnir gets stolen. Again.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,314 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Gabriel, Crowley
Shenanigans by VanguardShores reviews
It gets really boring during ceasefire, that means the mercs need to create their own entertainment. T for possible language.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,833 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Complete
Regarding the Feminine Gender by that's-a-Secret reviews
Stranded far from the Thousand Sunny on an island that isn't quite an island, the manliness of a certain pair of pirates is about to be tested like never before; and when the G-5 comes along, Tashigi in tow, things get a little crazy. (Punk Hazard spoilers. Also, beware of rampant gender swapping. And cussing.)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,889 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Zoro, Sanji, Tashigi - Complete
The Subconscious Speaks Volumes by daxcat79 reviews
SHIELD finds an artifact, once the treasure of the dream goddess Nott (Niorun). When Darcy Lewis activates it unintentionally there's only one person that can release her from it's hold… Loki.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,590 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Child's Play by Lampito reviews
When a well-meaning magissa turned the Impala into a motherly woman to look after them, Sam and Dean enlisted Cas's help to petition Aphrodite to undo the spell. Apparently, Dean did more than admire the tapestries while they were there. What happened when the Goddess of Love met the Living Sex God? For a start, Sam's plaid shirts would never know what hit them...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,838 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Sam W., Dean W.
The Hunted by XxChillyxX reviews
A new hunter is in town after demons. He ends up finding Dante and Nero in the process. Soon the part-demon hunters become the hunted. What will happen, and where does the line on morality fall on part demon part humans?
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,360 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Dante, Nero - Complete
In A Flap by Lampito reviews
A lot of religions include prayers to petition the deity of choice to assist the dear departed to attain Eternal Contentment. It makes the people praying for them feel better, but there's just one small glitch: has anybody ever checked with the dear departed to ask if they actually want that assistance? Now, FINALLY: with Special Bonus Feature: Deleted Scene! COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,158 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Crowley - Complete
When Worlds Collide by elfinblue reviews
When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,980 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 3,441 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Lampito reviews
A job involving mysterious disappearances has the Winchesters heading to California, to investigate Polly's Perfect Pooches Canine Academy. They're accompanied by Lemmy and Lars the 3/4 Hellhounds - they have big brown puppy eyes, cute little puppy faces, adorable puppy ears, and buckets and buckets of puppy puke. Baby's back seat (and Sam's groin) may never be the same...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,896 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Dean W., Sam W.
Other People's Pets by ABadPlanWellExecuted reviews
Rose decides to keep the Dalek instead of Adam. The Doctor is not amused. Absolutely cracktacular!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Uncle Crowley's Adventures in Babysitting by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
He's the King of Hell, not a bloody babysitter, but that doesn't stop Castiel from leaving two de-aged Winchesters with him. Oh, bollocks, what's he supposed to do with a toddler and a six-year-old? Set in season 6 canon. Gen.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,572 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Crowley, Dean W., Sam W., Castiel - Complete
Stump Day by Elfpen reviews
Hiccup took the island of Berk by storm following the Battle of the Red death, bringing changes and revolution to every aspect of life, with dragons to spare. But he lost a few things in the process, and one of those losses finds a mob of Viking amputees breaking into his house to steal him away to a very odd celebration. Rated for drinking, mild language, and mild gore. Oneshot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Hiccup, Gobber, Toothless - Complete
Nun Of That by Lampito reviews
Somebody-or something-is terrorising convents. Is it a religious loony, or is it a job for the Winchesters? Worse, Dean is convinced that somebody has put a chastity curse on him. And who is this mysterious woman who can bitchface (TM) Sam into submission, or throw Dean across a desk without breaking a sweat? (Not that he minds, usually, but hello, chastity curse...) COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,561 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Ancalagon Baggins by fakeasain56 reviews
[AU] In which everyone survives, Bilbo manages to pick up a dragons egg, and is now landed with a dragon for a son.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,185 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
Silence is Golden by laal ratty reviews
All he wants to do is read the newspaper in peace. Is that too much to ask?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Sniper - Complete
Constructive Criticism by Palgrave Goldenrod reviews
The Doctor's to the rescue. Donna has some criticisms to make. Ninth Doctor / Donna, AU
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2013 - 9th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
They Call Me Wonderland! by zombiekyller reviews
Her clothes were strange. Her hat was strange. Everything about her was strange. Yet somehow, she fit in just perfectly. RussiaXOC. CanadaXOC. Only continued for good reviews. R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,820 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Russia, Canada
2P Hetalia Stereotypes song by Yume Disney reviews
The first players of Hetalia have heard and reacted their own ways to the "Stereotypes Song", some handling it better than others. So when America sends the song to their second players, without the other countries consent, how will their other selves take it? Rated T for the language not only from the song, but, well... this is a 2P story
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/11/2013 - America, N. Italy - Complete
Pepper Has a Dragon by The Darkness Factor reviews
Christmas: a time for giving presents, such as horrible sweaters and candy canes. Pepper... well, Pepper gets a dragon.
Crossover - Ironman & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/25/2012 - V. Potts/Pepper, Toothless - Complete
The Hunt Before Christmas (or, Yule Be Sorry) by Lampito reviews
Father Christmas has a job to do. Crowley is sulking, and out for some yuletide revenge. Sam is very unhappy about the physics of the situation (and the mess on his shoes), and Dean, well, he'd just like another drink, please. With grovelling apologies to Clement Clarke Moore...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Rincewind in Equestria by Ungol The Goblin reviews
Oh god what have I done?
Crossover - Discworld & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Rincewind, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
In the Service of Liars and Killers by MildredJosephine reviews
When Loki appears in Midgard to take it over, he manages to 'recruit' a certain taser-toting brunette. He gets more than he bargained for, as brainwashing Darcy Lewis could never turn out as planned. Loki/Darcy [Currently re-editing. 5/2018]
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 153,671 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 2,148 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - [Loki, Darcy L.] - Complete
With A Dragonborn Like This by Ms Katonic reviews
Instead of an anonymous prisoner at Helgen, another Dragonborn has arisen. The Greybeards have called Cicero to High Hrothgar. What could possibly go wrong?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 305,132 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Cicero V., Delphine - Complete
Fuyuki's Curiosity by newanimefan reviews
One day Fuyuki has a question: What would happen if a human and Keronian had a kid? So he starts sketching... Natsumi finds the doodle and realizes he used her as reference material. Angry, she throws it away, but Kululu finds it. What will he do?
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,622 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Natsumi H., Giroro
Flu Season by Tokyo Sunset reviews
Nobody likes being sick. Nobody likes being tourmented in such a manner by tiny non-cellular organisms. And nobody, repeat, nobody likes having Scout as a nurse. The fluffiest fluff that I've ever fluffed. Rated T because of Bostonians.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,624 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Spy - Complete
Giggles and Snorts by Beckerifical reviews
Sure you want to have a serious talk, but not while you're wearing that.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Scout, Sniper - Complete
Poisonous Snakes by PenChick reviews
Because, in Australia, there are none.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Australia - Complete
Just a Little Tipsy by dartboi reviews
What happens when all the countires get drunk off their ass except for Norway? Come on in and find out!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Norway, Iceland - Complete
Pint Sized by LeaderPinhead reviews
A death in a family often leads to the inheritance of material possessions. This normally doesn't include a box full of warring robots from a distant planet. Rated T for language [Currently Under Revision: 6/25]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 253,583 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Bluestreak, Skywarp, OC - Complete
Grumpy Old Men by Lampito reviews
Time catches up with everybody eventually, even the inhabitants of Singer Salvage. Growing old is unavoidable, but growing up, that's optional... COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,365 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Science and Fiction by Faecat reviews
When you're a fan girl, you're a fan girl. You can't help the stupid things you do for your fandom. But what happens when you're suddenly the only one who KNOWS about the fandom? Let's find out, shall we? TF movieverse, for now set between TF and TF2.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 146 - Words: 620,683 - Reviews: 3447 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Sideswipe - Complete
Pure Research by Lampito reviews
Maybe it's been exacerbated by his habit of hanging around with humans, but Gabriel can be insatiably curious about things that his siblings just don't understand. Nonetheless, they agree to help him answer a question that's been bugging him for quite a long time. A one-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Gabriel - Complete
Don't Judge A Fanfiction By Its Summary by TheMuseumOfJeanette reviews
Chaos will ensue when the Bleach characters discover fanfiction. Some may go insane. The 4th and probably 3rd wall will be broken. Requests are closed, I'm not taking any more. Story is now finished
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 100,074 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
A Lady Of A Certain Age by Lampito reviews
The Winchesters help an elderly lady who's been hexed by a jealous neighbour. She's terribly grateful, and a little sad that all she can do for them is make them lunch in return. What they really need, she thinks, is a good woman, to look after them. They don't have a good woman, but they have something that might just be up to the job. COMPLETE. Now with Special Bonus Feature!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,043 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Truthfully by Salazarfalcon reviews
Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,315 - Reviews: 2519 - Favs: 3,895 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Keeping Faithful by Velasa reviews
aka 'Wrex catsits'. Post ME1- Shepard had a cat, and after her death over Alchera Wrex turns out to be the only one who can watch the little bugger.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex - Complete
Vexations by chatnoir1 reviews
A Loki centered series exploring things/people that vex Loki and vice versa. It begins with Darcy, since I've had a lot of requests for another Darcy/Loki fic. A.N. Complete for right now unless inspiration hits.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,631 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Loki - Complete
Scout's Australian Christmas by UglyCemetery reviews
The Spirit of Australian Christmas exacts his revenge on an unsuspecting RED Scout. Now it's up to his team and Miss Pauling to save him. A harrowing and ridiculous rescue mission to Antarctica ensues. Based on the TF2 "Smissmas Story" comic series. *REDONE AS OF 09/25/13.*
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,591 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Scout - Complete
Snake Oil by DemonFox38 reviews
A deal with a cunning business woman ends with the Spy and the Sniper being captured and dragged across the globe in search of a mythical location. Can the team rescue them? What horrors await at this supernatural destination? Grab your hat, kids! (Cover image by PyBun.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,858 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Spy, Sniper - Complete
The Man Who Would Be King by thelastclarissa reviews
Set after Avengers. Odin sends a power-stripped Loki back to Midgard to help rebuild the the city, and Darcy saves him from boredom. But his plans on ruling Midgard haven't changed... Still. Darcy's influence on him grows greater the more time he spends with her. By the time he has his powers back, will he even want to leave her?
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,890 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Johnathan Livingstone Angel by Lampito reviews
The Winchesters have finished a job at the seaside, they're unhurt, they're enjoying the sun, the surf, the bikini babes, the ice-cream... er, why is that frightened demon attempting to attract their attention? A one-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Crowley, Castiel - Complete
The Bounty of Dead Bones Brook by chibikaty reviews
The question of "wanted dead or alive" becomes a difficult question concerning Brook.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Brook, Akainu/Sakazuki - Complete
Brains, Brawn, Beauty and Rumsfeld by Lampito reviews
If one brother's good, two as a team must be even better. Like the Doublemint twins said, 'Double the fun,' right? For a given definition of 'fun'. The word 'idjit' will be used, oh yes... now COMPLETE.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,187 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
ShinigamiSama Gets Bored by DemonAlilith reviews
Death himself gets bored sometimes so he decided to check in on some people.Pure Crack
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Lord Death/Shinigami-sama - Complete
The Man Who Spewed Too Much by Lampito reviews
He is their new god, Castiel. He's got the god moves: joke missiles, giant walls of toffee, rains of lobster bisque, and the god wisdom: drinking sewage won't cure diseases, and even some god Commandments. And also, the mother of all tummy aches... but never fear, Dean knows how to deal with that, and Sam has a quote for any occasion.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,850 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Pawn Takes King by Closet Adventuralist reviews
Darcy is given a new assignment with SHIELD, and she seeks the help of an unlikely source to help her solve the case. Darcy/Loki
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,002 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Loki - Complete
Pack Up Your Troubles by Lampito reviews
God is more disappointed than angry with his wayward Archangels, and decides to send them to Earth to learn to behave more like brothers. Tearfully, they beg him not to turn them into humans. And so he doesn't... COMPLETE. Now includes Special Bonus Feature: Missing Scene!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,837 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Complete
Advanced Placement by Lampito reviews
It seemed like such a good idea: kidnap the Prophet, hold him as a bargaining chip in the Eternal War. But the best laid plans o' mice and men and the King Of Hell gang aft agley. Maybe there's an app for that. A one-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Crowley - Complete
Army of Kittens by MS-Manuscript reviews
Thor has found that Tony has a drawer of strange smelling plants, and forbids Loki going near it. Loki, of course, knows a challenge when he hears it. Contains drug use. One shot crack drabble. Good!Loki. No pairings.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Wizard in the Shadows by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
After the Second Wizarding War, Harry goes to Middle Earth for a little R&R away from it all. He was told it was peaceful. He was wrong. He then spends four years fighting in the North. When the Ring is discovered, a war for the sake of two worlds begins with Harry at it's centre. I own neither LOTR or Harry Potter and would be a good deal richer if I did. THE SEQUEL IS NOW UP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 146,933 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 2,671 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 2248 - Favs: 4,940 - Follows: 1,952 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
A story from the Sniper Some rich asses wife by Dr. Denial reviews
The Sniper enriches his audience with a tale of his first day as a hit man back in his youth after downing a few cases of beer. Let's listen!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Sniper - Complete
Main Course by Farky-fark and the Munky Bunch reviews
Here it is, the Main Course. This is the dinner party at which all 17 Daedric Princes are present, therefore hilarity ensues. Please enjoy. This is the sequel to Appetizers. The ending has been redone.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,088 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Azura, Sheogorath, Namira, Molag Bal - Complete
Wolf Whistle by Lampito reviews
Sam's worried when his big brother goes to a tantric sex workshop to check a suspected witch, because Dean will happily get in touch with any woman's feminine side, but not his own. Sam's pretty sure he'll go totally yin-yang before they sort this out...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,340 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Semantics by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
Everybody Geeks Out About Something by thingamawhatsit reviews
A.K.A Oh My Odin! Squeeee! Loki and Dr. Strange find something to bond over. Originally written for norse kink prompt.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Loki - Complete
In Dog We Trust by Lampito reviews
There's a sudden surfeit of surplus sinful spirits. And stray dogs looking for happy homes. The Winchesters don't know why, but they might just find themselves dragged into helping fix it. But first, let's all point and laugh at Crowley.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,216 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Doctor and Crowley by Elvarya reviews
In which the Eleventh Doctor meets the demon Crowley and mutual confusion ensues.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, Crowley - Complete
Karakura Thugs by The Quiller reviews
/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 469 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 2,954 - Follows: 3,250 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
The Consultant by Lampito reviews
Three Cupids are reduced to tears by a tough mission. Castiel, with 'Sheriff of Heaven' hat on, takes an idea from human businesses and decides to hire a specialist. Will Dean agree to wear the company 'uniform? NOW with fanart - It's THE PANTS!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,808 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
You Gotta Be Kidding by Lampito reviews
She was a very dangerous witch, Sam said. With a very dangerous spell book, Sam said. Don't touch it, Sam said. But Dean's thinking with his Downstairs Brain again. **UPDATE** 18 OCT 11 - link to some amazing fanart. The Denizens are teh clever.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,095 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Murphy's Laws of Combat by SunlightOnTheWater reviews
Anything that can go wrong will. Even in combat. Especially in combat...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 6671 - Favs: 9,677 - Follows: 4,858 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan reviews
There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,703 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 3,293 - Follows: 1,730 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Monsters: A Thor and Being Human crossover by ConeycatJr reviews
Loki falls into another realm, and learns there is more than one way to deal with being a monster.
Crossover - Being Human & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,039 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Loki - Complete
The Gordian Knot by Gargantua reviews
When entrusted with the power of the multiverse, it sometimes helps to have a user manual. Rose makes a wish that has unexpected consequences.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,655 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Best of Breed by Lampito reviews
Dean's not enjoying the approach of his impending *mumblemumble*th birthday. Sam is threatening to feed him to a giant alligator named Mr Tinkle, and insists he'll find their next job, because those high heels nearly crippled him on this one. COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,068 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Caffeine Catnip! by Crayola Emoticon reviews
What happens when you give Grimmjow some Monster, Venom, Mountain Dew, 5-Hour Energy, expressos, pixie stix, and catnip? The answer: Read to find out!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Grimmjow J., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
The Inimical Prey by BlueNeutrino reviews
The Doctor goes to investigate a distress signal from a stranded space crew, but gets more than he bargained for when he discovers the planet they've crashed on is infested with xenomorphs and a hunter species that views humans as fair game.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,724 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Weakness by Merucha reviews
Robin just found out Zoro's weakness.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Robin, Zoro - Complete
Fanservice by Lampito reviews
The thought of crazy fangirls tearing your clothes off is creepy enough - when your clothes start tearing themselves off, it's officially gotten weird, even by Winchester standards. Even Hasselhoff Disease would be better than this. COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,642 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Piening For The Ones We Can't Save by Lampito reviews
Dean is devastated by what they have to do to finish a job. Sam tries to be understanding - "We can't save them all, bro." Maybe if Dean can save just one, this devout Student Of Pie will feel a little bit better. COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,847 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Adventures in Diplomacy by peroxidepest17 reviews
In the beginning, there was DEAN. And some other stuff.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,527 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Castiel, Crowley
We'll Wing It by Lampito reviews
They're travelling again, with a little moment in time just to enjoy each other's company, but he still has one eye on his little brother, because the Big Brother Within never sleeps. Follows directly after 'Can You Dig It'. COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,068 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bobby S. - Complete
The International Academy of Hetalia Fanfiction by Lily Winterwood reviews
The Nations have no choice – to deal with the badfic influx from the English dub, they enlist the side characters and create the newest Official Fanfiction University on the block. Get ready for pain, fanstudents.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 75 - Words: 250,124 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Window Art by Balloon Animal reviews
Scout demonstrates his artistic ability to the team. Spy has other ideas.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Scout - Complete
Uninvited Houseguests by Minmei reviews
Two reluctant prosecutors are forced to spend a night in the apartment of a scatterbrained detective. Inspired by the Gyakuten Kenji Edgeworth/Gumshoe mini-manga. Not romance.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,203 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Miles E., Franziska vK., D. Gumshoe - Complete
Teething Trouble by Lampito reviews
Dean and Sam are worried about Jimi, their canine companion. Two years old, 150 pounds, he's finally an adult dog, taking his Place in his Pack for the Hunt, because he's all grown up now... or is he? Not your average hurt/comfort... COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,220 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Just Like You by Lampito reviews
A werewolf hunt has some unanticipated consequences, leading Dean to wonder: was his Dad just exasperated, or did John actually put The Dreaded Parent's Curse on him? COMPLETE. **Thank you, FFN techs, we're back online! Huzzah!**
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,657 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Joe's Custom Tattoos by freakinscarykid reviews
Zoro, Johnny and Yosaku visit a Tattoo Parlour after a drunken night out.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Zoro - Complete
Frozen Sunflowers by Jet Set Radio Yoyo reviews
Due to a series of unforeseen events, Russia ends up being turend into a child and the only one who can take care of him is England. Will England be able to take care of the chibi nation without losing his mind? Well, there is only one way to find out...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,679 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - England/Britain, Russia - Complete
A Transformation in Five Acts by Ha-Hee Prime reviews
Book #1 "You want to know something, Optimus Out-Of-Whose-Tailpipes-The-Light-Shineth Prime? Today I find myself wondering if it's worth it after all." Soundwave's death triggers a tiny change in Megatron. But real peace requires hard choices and some literal soul-searching... and has planet-sized consequences. AUDIOBOOK VERSION AVAILABLE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,822 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 6/12/2009 - [Elita One, Optimus Prime, Megatron] - Complete
Balls by Lampito reviews
It's a very sensitive area - TOPIC, it's a very sensitive TOPIC - with Dean right now. The more sensible and reasonable Sam is, the more practical Bobby is, the worse it gets... COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,671 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Hot Stuff by Lampito reviews
Dean misses Jimi the hellhound terribly. When he and Sam are adopted by one of Rumsfeld's puppies, they couldn't be happier, although he has inherited some, er, interesting traits from his daddy...BONUS END CHAPTER: Dean's Awesome Choc Chip Cookie Recipe
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,421 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Harry's Rejection Letter by Manchester reviews
Harry Potter actually manages to reply to Professor McGonagall's letter inviting him to Hogwarts for his first year. It just wasn't what that witch was expecting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 117 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Can We Keep Him? by Lampito reviews
An incompetent Hunter wants to kill Sam; enter Dean, aka The Prankmeister, to scare him off. It works - too well. Wearing a lacy doily on his head wasn't actually SUPPOSED to summon anything, but Sam and Bobby seem fond of it, and it adores Dean...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,103 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Supposed to Go to Heaven by Lampito reviews
...in which Dean isn't sure if he's going to drown, suffocate or die of embarrassment - he is sure it's ALL BOBBY'S FAULT, though, and he intends to haunt the yard and make all the beer go flat... final chapter up - will Dean get his revenge?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,906 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
How to Speak Ratchet by Sergeant Duck reviews
I blame rum and a plot bunny held at gunpoint for this short "thing." Rated M for happy happy joy joy CMO cursing!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Ratchet
To Soar into the Sunset: A Night Fury's Odd Memoir by Fjord Mustang reviews
HTTYD with a Robert Heinlein twist. Not AU. A skilled flying warrior is shot down on a spy mission. Trapped & unable to fly, his one hope for survival& success is to attempt communication with the alien who shot him down. Can they be allies? New text!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 114,312 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Goblet of Fire by kyaru-chan reviews
Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,416 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 3,401 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Luxord and Xigbar's Game of Cards by Revolutionary Venom reviews
Luxbar one-shot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Luxord, Xigbar - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban by kyaru-chan reviews
A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 3,385 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by kyaru-chan reviews
Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 3,600 - Follows: 834 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 4,130 - Follows: 1,003 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 5,297 - Follows: 1,805 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Interruptions by Glitterfrost reviews
Toothless wants to fly. Hiccup, however, finds himself very throughly busy with...other things. Rated strong T.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Swayamvara by Amaratta reviews
/Complete/ After the war, the Shihōins decide it's time to return to their former glory. How? By pressuring the head of the clan to settle down with some nobleman, of course. But since said head is Yoruichi, things might not be so simple.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 112,187 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Yoruichi S., Byakuya K., Mayuri K. - Complete
100 Things You Know If You Watch Doctor Who by ZabellaCookie reviews
Does exactly as it says on the tin. With a bit of Doctor/Master if you stand on your head and squint. Credit to gabiace of Deviantart for inspiration, and to my friend Emma for any line containing 'Rory' or 'frowned upon'. Because she's picky like that.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/24/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master
Candy Escape Plan by TheShatteredRose reviews
Sequel to "A Sprinkle of Fairy Dust." Kenpachi's out for blood, namely, Captain Ukitake's blood. But, this creative captain won't be captured so easily. A little bit of candy can be quite handy indeed.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/15/2010 - J. Ukitake, K. Zaraki - Complete
How to Train Your Dragon: A Guide by yesimahuman reviews
The definitive handbook on dragons, how they behave, and how to train them, "How to Train Your Dragon" is, without a doubt, a must-read for prospective dragon owners. Buy before July 8th at Orlick's bookstore and receive a copy signed by the author.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,740 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Complete
Arachnophobia by keep-me-posted reviews
Could it be? A mighty dragon like Toothless...afraid of spiders? HTTYD OneShot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
A Sprinkle Of Fairy Dust by TheShatteredRose reviews
Ukitake made the mistake of telling Yachiru the wonders of Fairy Dust, but it did prove to be highly entertaining nonetheless...Pity Kenpachi didn’t seem to think so.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/4/2010 - J. Ukitake, K. Zaraki - Complete
Feegles in Middle Earth part 2 by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
They're back, and causing more mayhem! Please R&R.
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Rob Anybody, Elrond - Complete
Snap, Crackle, Pop by ShyLight reviews
Sideswipe hates teleporting and therefore, by association, hates Skywarp. Sunstreaker unleashes an unholy wrath upon the Decepticon base due to a misunderstanding. No jet packs or GPS systems were harmed in the making of this fic…Beyond repair anyway.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,877 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Folie à Deux by DailyProphetEditor reviews
Sequel to 'Goldilocks and the Four Heads of Houses'. Valentine's Day is over, and everybody is convinced that Minerva and Severus are a match made by Merlin himself. The only problem is... they don't seem to think so. Or do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,980 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
How I met the other Officers by The Fish with no pen reviews
Yes,they're the best at their field, but slag if they stay in my unit." Random collection of drabbles on how I feel the Officers of the Ark had met and acted when they were just lowly grunts with insane behaviors and glitches. Pre-earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 10,664 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009
A Trail a Mile Wide by Heuksal reviews
Shepard didn't get much of a chance to celebrate after ruining Sovereign's day, and the SR2's crew could really use a break after the end of ME2. Minor postgame spoilers, Femshep and Garrus, mostly dialog, gratuitous nerdy in-jokes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 100 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Polarity by Chris Myers reviews
When a Romero-style zombie outbreak hits, three supervillains, led by a long time loser, find themselves doing whatever it takes to save themselves, and eventually, the rest of humanity.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 325,457 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Rhino, Shocker - Complete
50 Things Demyx Is Not Allowed To Do by Kiwi Bloodstain reviews
Demyx went one prank too far...now he is being punished by Saix. Saix orders him to list everything he has been told he isn't allowed to do. Prepare to laugh until your sides split! Rated for sexual references. Please Review!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Demyx, Saïx
Ladies' Guide To Middleearth's Eligible Bachelors by Virtuella reviews
Does exactly what it says on the tin. Volume II now available - more bachelors, more chances! MEFA 2010 First Place.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,853 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Aragorn - Complete
Deadpool's Awesome Fanfiction by Emeraldjewel reviews
The merc with a mouth, in his usual awareness of the continuity, realizes that he is in a fanfiction and decides to correct some common issues with the medium.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,104 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 179 - Published: 11/24/2009
The Day Prussia Ruled the World by Hazel-Beka reviews
Gilbert decides that what the world really needs is to be ruled by him. He is happy to oblige. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Prussia - Complete
We're on the Same Team by Millenia Marik reviews
The unlikely story of a forming friendship between a Red Sniper and Spy on a team where no one expects to live long enough to sustain one. A bit of fluff, humor and drama. Feel-good reading. Rated M for language, violence, and suggestive/sensitive themes.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 63,404 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Spy, Sniper - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 8,284 - Follows: 1,990 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The reason why Prussia remembers by ninjafox369 reviews
Ever wondered why Gilbert can remember who Matthew is? Inspired by Dane Cook.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Cake and the Rani by Primsong reviews
In which the Master takes up baking, Three disapproves of his culinary planning and Ten loses his britches with the help of the Rani. No TARDISes were harmed in the making of this fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2009 - 3rd Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
Mo'i Wahine by Icka M. Chif reviews
It came as a shock the first time Stitch realised that he had to look up to see Lilo's face. It's about growing up and finding your one true place in the cosmos.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,992 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Complete
The Enemy of My Enemy is My Enemy by dixiegurl13 reviews
G1-ish. A routine mission winds up being anything but for our favorite trine. Now grounded and with few options, Skywarp needs to find his wingmates before a more sinister force finds him. Fortunately for Skywarp, help is as close as your former enemy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,442 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Skywarp - Complete
Sing Us A Song, You're The Stilt Man! by Chris Myers reviews
Proof that the power of lip synced music, sung in crowded bars, can bring everyone together...
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,090 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Doc Ock/Dr. Octopus, Shocker - Complete
AlarmOTron by Hunter Kitty reviews
Because the Alarm-O-Tron can shout about more than just the RED Spy in your base.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
Ad Nauseam by Minnionette reviews
Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 277 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
The Dalek Invasion of Discworld by Rosethorn reviews
Does exactly what it says on the tin. Crossover with Doctor Who.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Riddick Rides the Pale Horse by Saismaat reviews
There is trouble in the multiverse after Lord Marshal Riddick takes the dead fleet across the threshold. The Necromongers end up in the Underverse. He ends up on the Discworld. And now the boundaries are fading and dragons are popping out all over . .
Crossover - Discworld & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,565 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Susan Sto Helit, Riddick - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 8,035 - Follows: 2,024 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Screaming Blue Murder by Keaalu reviews
G1-ish. Sometimes, all you need is the right sort of NUDGE to get enemies to work together - as Starscream's trine discover when embroiled in a police investigation back on Cybertron. But just what IS that Blue stuff, anyway?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 218,745 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Dude, Where's My Cravat? by Ellcrys reviews
Edgeworth returns from overseas yet again to find that Phoenix has taken up an old habit.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Doing Time by DarkAngelLillith reviews
What did they do to get thrown in the brig? Chapter 3: From the medbay to the brig. It's the medic's turn to get acquainted with the brig.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
Characters Lesson's to survive a fanfic by angil reviews
This is completely random, completely mental and makes no sense unless you read my story Bride of Alucard Its a few short lesson's designed for characters in fanfics It's the 'What not to do' Enjoy the insanity and READ THE DISCLAIMER. OOCness, NO PLOT.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Revenge! by ShyAnon reviews
Vergil should've known Dante wouldn't let it go... Sequel to Forced! COMPLETE!
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Stand Back, I'm Going To Try Science by Shimegami reviews
G1 oneshot. Starscream, Wheeljack, and Perceptor are stranded on an alien planet due to one of Wheeljack's inventions going wrong, as usual. Not as usual, they have to rely on other skills to find their way home. Namely: science. Primus help us all.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Bride of Alucard by angil reviews
The vampire Alucard has just met his match & his mate, she thinks he's adorable, he thinks she’s insane how will Hellsing cope with a mad 20 y.o Aussie Girl around, & what will Alucard do, love her or kill her? A/OC please be nice its my first. slight OOC
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 112,754 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,902 - Follows: 5,443 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Message Received by Gargantua reviews
Rose finds a unique way to send an important message to The Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
The World Without Me by Eternal Cosmos reviews
Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 188,711 - Reviews: 5561 - Favs: 10,745 - Follows: 4,731 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Pillow Prank by Firebloom reviews
Oneshot. Larxene hatches a little plotted prank to get back at her Superior. And she's taking Marluxia along for the ride.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Larxene, Marluxia - Complete
Cow Tipping by Sakon76 reviews
2007 movie. More than one alien species has visited the Earth. A close encounter of the fourth kind.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 2,816 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
For Love of the Game by Kenya Starflight reviews
Third of four TransformersHarry Potter crossovers. When the Quiddich World Cup is cancelled due to the war with Voldemort, Fred and George talk the Transformers into holding their own Quiddich match. Big mistake...
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,880 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Sideswipe, Fred W. - Complete
Kallisti by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
The Doctor assures her this is the weirdest planet they will ever set foot on. A truer statement has never been made, as Rose soon finds out. The triplicated terror, manifestations of chaos, a smug and giggling TARDIS, and much more!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,308 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Vacations Aren't Evil by vericus reviews
G1 - Starscream, naturally, always carried a little bit of high grade on him. And really, what better mech for Prowl to try Sideswipe's latest high grade concoction on than the Decepticon Air Commander?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
Drunkendo by The Feesh reviews
A followup to 'Dogfight'. Hologram cockfighting takes an amusing twist when highgrade is unintentionally introduced.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Forced by ShyAnon reviews
Dante and Vergil are stuck, cuffed and facing one another in a dank dungeon. Without the usual distractions of swordplay and enemies they are now forced to face the scariest thing of all... each other. Oneshot! R&R
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Second Chance by Macx reviews
moviefic When Simmons first created and then killed the Nokiabot in Sector Seven's lab, he believed it to be dead. Ratchet saved it, but does it have a future? Ratchet, Will Lennox, Nokiabot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Captain Lennox - Complete
Goldilocks and the Four Heads of Houses by DailyProphetEditor reviews
This is a plain silly humour fic about the events of Valentine's Day in CoS. Lockhart makes a pass on Snape, who would rather face the basilisk instead. Minerva has a word or two to say about it. A little slashy, a hint of MMSS, and a lot of pink confetti
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Between the Silences by Admiral Godunov reviews
He was the weakling, the dork, the one everyone picked on. He was nasal and annoying and... kind of cute. And he had a nice laugh... [larxene.demyx][what begins in silence must also end. complete.]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,967 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Larxene, Demyx - Complete
Koherance by Fayth3 reviews
The Doctor gets sick ... and more incoherant than usual. What's Rose to do?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 183 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
The Crowbar Master by Admiral Godunov reviews
Delivery for Xemnas! Sign here and here and here and here and initial there.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
Quack! by Alliriyan reviews
Neville's most spectacular Potions failure ever. 'You have twelve minutes to complete your cackhanded concoctions and hand them in to me.' Snape is going to wish he never said those words...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Neville L., Severus S. - Complete
Blue 42 by The Starhorse reviews
Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,295 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
0700 hours at the Ark by MariaShadow reviews
G1 Prowl has an...interesting day
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
An Officer and Some Gentlemen by Y St. Ace reviews
Chapter 13 and 14 up Where everyone learns Important Life Lessons
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,939 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 11/24/2002
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,097 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Hypnosis Hijinx by S. Sakurai reviews
When Fullbody and Jango decide to put the latter's talent to good use to provide a little entertainment, nobody is safe from the good-natured humiliation. Good thing Hina, Smoker and Tashigi won't remember what they've been doing.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2004
A Night on the Tiles by Merrymoll reviews
Chivalry, Vetinari style, with a maid in the wrong place at the wrong time and some rooftop gallivanting. Now finished!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,598 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Complete
Size Matters by Talya Firedancer reviews
After the events in Little Garden, Sanji and Zoro return to the dispute they began at the beginning of the arc. Nami decides to cut to the heart of the argument, with Vivi's help.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Complete
Drunken Fools by Kefka is in my Harem reviews
Sephiroth, Seymour, and Kefka walk into a bar...
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/8/2003
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плюшевого мишку, плюшевого мишку reviews
"It was an old teddy bear, its beige fur turned grey by centuries of dust. 'Wow, I haven't seen this old thing since forever.' He thought turning the bear over in his hands revealing a pull-string in its back. 'I'll never forget who gave me this bear.'" A sweet story of friendship. Warnings: minor violence, may cause massive feels. Sucky summary is sucky.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Russia - Complete
The Forgotten Doll reviews
AU. Roxas finds the forgotten doll in the basement. R&R.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Roxas, Xion - Complete
Vexen's bad hair day reviews
"Just wait until *cough* I get my hands on you *cough, cough* Nyxorb, you little monster!" he yelled. This is the result of me unleashing my OC on the organization. R&R and enjoy!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012
Alexithymia reviews
Demyx will learn just how much can be said withot words. Demyx x OC rating may go up.R&R and you get pie. On haitus till I come up with a plot :/
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Demyx
How I Became the Sea reviews
"The second the water touched the scale it seemed to change, radiating a life of its own, pulling Demyx into the sea and beneath the waves." Demyx finds a strange scale on the beach. Weirdness ensues. little bit cracky. R&R!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Demyx - Complete
The Heartless reviews
A friend challanged me to write a poem about the heartless; this is what I came up with. Enjoy
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Complete
The Boy in the Attic reviews
AU.Unobserved, a small, lone figure watched from a gap in the curtains of the large attic window. The figure smiled; perhaps now he'd have some-one to play with.Just a one-shot I came up with. Axel's a little OOC, sorryplzdon'thurtme! R&R an' you get pie!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Time reviews
A poem inspired by Luxord.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Luxord - Complete