![]() Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride. The Mystery (OOOooooOOO) Well, if ya haven't figured it out just yet, my username is the combination of my nickname, Ella, and delirium. I could tell you lots of crazy stories about why this totally and completely fits, but instead, I'll just sum it up for y'all: Basically, when my friend, Max (coincidental? i don't think so! =) actually she's the one who got me hooked on MR...) and I have sleepovers and end up staying up until 3 AM, we're extremely delirious...actually we can be delirious almost whenever we're together... =) Not to be confused with delusional, which is what-at 3 AM when i'm delirious, or practically anyother time- i mix up the word delirious with...I went around for quite awhile saying delusional (only around her, thank the high heavens) until she corrected me and was like "Do you mean delirious?Because delusional is like when you see things that aren't there, and i don't know about you, but i don't see those types of things."I was sooo embarrassed, you would not believe it! Poor Max, having to put up with odd, quirky, sometimes mixed-up me. =) ABout ME A quirky, odd, apparently loveable, and sometimes highly fashionable, freshman who's out to: spread God's love and word, write&publish a NY bestseller before she's 16, rule her highschool, and not take any crap from the upper classmen while she does it all, not to mention while excelling in school&sports, and procuring a cum laude high school degree to help her obtain a college scholarship to Stanford and then build an amazing career out of it all. There. Perfectique. Now don't I sound like the description of the heroine off the back of an NY bestseller? laughs But really, I am out to be all those things. For example, I'm not going to curse in any of my stories, and I won't be adding in any "adult themes". And I'm sooo not gonna put up with any big-headed upperclassmen. Even you, Johnny. (Sorry, talking about my sophmore sometimes friend, sometimes annoying, older-brother type of enemy...who won't read this but that's okay. =) ) And Stanford is the college of my dreams, and I've wanted to go there since I was four and visited it. Amazing, extremely beautiful, near the beaches, also close to skiing, outstanding academically... I could go on but I'm already boring you I bet! MY Hometown: HA! As if! Not telling you! All you need to know is that I love my Duke Blue Devils, my D.C. Redskins, my Cincy Bengals, annndd...who else do I love? crap...I'll come back on that... BUT, good luck finding me any of you perverts out there! I thinks I have made it thoroughly confusing enough, that no one can possibly find me! So, HA! MY PEts: Dogs- Spunky, the Great Pyranese; Delilah, the English Bulldog; and Ty (short for Tiberius), the overlarge Chihuahua(I'm not kidding.He's like twice the size he should be. He looks so funny!) Fish-Deceased. Too many to count(..or list on here..), too many names to remember. RIP all. Cats-None.Mom's allergic. But someday there will be two. Sashimi, Sam for short; and Sushi, Sue for short. Although Max's family is so anti-cat they're trying to convince me never too. laughs funny stories, funny stories... Oh, and then there's my brother's pet parakeet named Amigo...don't ask about the name because I have no idea in heck about why you'd name a bird the Spanish word for 'friend'..especially when you barely ever play with it. BOoks I AM CUrrently REading(or want/have to soon): Trinity (Someone save me! Mom's having me read it and sooo much agony!(it's waayyy boring)) The Secret Life of Bees (Just finished.Actually good. Gramma's suggestion) Finding Miracles (Finding it is more like it..Have to get from library which is all taken. School reading list = ) Pretty Little Liars Series (Found in small bookstore,ever since I've been dying to read) ~Numerous fanfictions, including the works of St.Fang of Boredom (who inspired me to get an account), Irene Sharda (who needs to update If I asked you to would you kill me, and quickly already!), CraZy.Muffin.Grew.WingZ. (don't care if you dislike it, you need to update Forgive him or not already!!And Remember Me), maximumrideaddict (PLEASE update freedom isn't free!!), eternalsunset7 (you haven't updated Mind Over Matter in forevs!), Crazi Fang (need an update on Somebody for me soon!!), and another great one, Aleria14 (since you took Iggy, I'm thinking I'm going to get Ella to help me..It'll be the crazy awesome team/duo of Ella's!! Ella's will rule! But you and Saint will have to let Fang and Ig come hang sometime...) I will post links to each soon.But for now, as it's past 2 AM where I live and I'm about to get delirious (not delusional!), I'm going to bed! Just to let you know, I like a lot of copy&paste things, so my bio is probably long. If you don't wanna read go up and hit "hide bio". And i'm not trying to steal from anybody. COPY&PASTE STUFF ( you're welcome to take any of it..) The real reason of PMS : Punish Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me Friend: Will bail me out of jail Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up" Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad" Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for her number Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. Friends: Fade Best Friends: Are 4 Ever 25 Things My Mother Taught Me 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25.My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Once you meet me, you KNOW that I'm a GEEK Once you meet me, you KNOW that you will REGRET IT Once you meet me, YOU should TURN AND RUN Once you meet me and IF you like ME, you are AWESOME!! Once you REALLY GOT TO KNOW me, you will LUV me! You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thnaks for embracing it. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. This is Bunny. (\_/) Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination! On the other hand, this is Kitty. /l、 Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows. Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely! 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