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Joined 07-01-09, id: 1991702, Profile Updated: 08-30-09
Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride.

The Mystery (OOOooooOOO)

Well, if ya haven't figured it out just yet, my username is the combination of my nickname, Ella, and delirium. I could tell you lots of crazy stories about why this totally and completely fits, but instead, I'll just sum it up for y'all:

Basically, when my friend, Max (coincidental? i don't think so! =) actually she's the one who got me hooked on MR...) and I have sleepovers and end up staying up until 3 AM, we're extremely delirious...actually we can be delirious almost whenever we're together... =)

Not to be confused with delusional, which is what-at 3 AM when i'm delirious, or practically anyother time- i mix up the word delirious with...I went around for quite awhile saying delusional (only around her, thank the high heavens) until she corrected me and was like "Do you mean delirious?Because delusional is like when you see things that aren't there, and i don't know about you, but i don't see those types of things."I was sooo embarrassed, you would not believe it! Poor Max, having to put up with odd, quirky, sometimes mixed-up me. =)

ABout ME

A quirky, odd, apparently loveable, and sometimes highly fashionable, freshman who's out to: spread God's love and word, write&publish a NY bestseller before she's 16, rule her highschool, and not take any crap from the upper classmen while she does it all, not to mention while excelling in school&sports, and procuring a cum laude high school degree to help her obtain a college scholarship to Stanford and then build an amazing career out of it all.

There. Perfectique. Now don't I sound like the description of the heroine off the back of an NY bestseller? laughs But really, I am out to be all those things. For example, I'm not going to curse in any of my stories, and I won't be adding in any "adult themes". And I'm sooo not gonna put up with any big-headed upperclassmen. Even you, Johnny. (Sorry, talking about my sophmore sometimes friend, sometimes annoying, older-brother type of enemy...who won't read this but that's okay. =) ) And Stanford is the college of my dreams, and I've wanted to go there since I was four and visited it. Amazing, extremely beautiful, near the beaches, also close to skiing, outstanding academically... I could go on but I'm already boring you I bet!

MY Hometown: HA! As if! Not telling you! All you need to know is that I love my Duke Blue Devils, my D.C. Redskins, my Cincy Bengals, annndd...who else do I love? crap...I'll come back on that... BUT, good luck finding me any of you perverts out there! I thinks I have made it thoroughly confusing enough, that no one can possibly find me! So, HA!

MY PEts: Dogs- Spunky, the Great Pyranese; Delilah, the English Bulldog; and Ty (short for Tiberius), the overlarge Chihuahua(I'm not kidding.He's like twice the size he should be. He looks so funny!) Fish-Deceased. Too many to count(..or list on here..), too many names to remember. RIP all. Cats-None.Mom's allergic. But someday there will be two. Sashimi, Sam for short; and Sushi, Sue for short. Although Max's family is so anti-cat they're trying to convince me never too. laughs funny stories, funny stories... Oh, and then there's my brother's pet parakeet named Amigo...don't ask about the name because I have no idea in heck about why you'd name a bird the Spanish word for 'friend'..especially when you barely ever play with it.

BOoks I AM CUrrently REading(or want/have to soon):

Trinity (Someone save me! Mom's having me read it and sooo much agony!(it's waayyy boring))

The Secret Life of Bees (Just finished.Actually good. Gramma's suggestion)

Finding Miracles (Finding it is more like it..Have to get from library which is all taken. School reading list = )

Pretty Little Liars Series (Found in small bookstore,ever since I've been dying to read)

~Numerous fanfictions, including the works of St.Fang of Boredom (who inspired me to get an account), Irene Sharda (who needs to update If I asked you to would you kill me, and quickly already!), CraZy.Muffin.Grew.WingZ. (don't care if you dislike it, you need to update Forgive him or not already!!And Remember Me), maximumrideaddict (PLEASE update freedom isn't free!!), eternalsunset7 (you haven't updated Mind Over Matter in forevs!), Crazi Fang (need an update on Somebody for me soon!!), and another great one, Aleria14 (since you took Iggy, I'm thinking I'm going to get Ella to help me..It'll be the crazy awesome team/duo of Ella's!! Ella's will rule! But you and Saint will have to let Fang and Ig come hang sometime...)

I will post links to each soon.But for now, as it's past 2 AM where I live and I'm about to get delirious (not delusional!), I'm going to bed!

Just to let you know, I like a lot of copy&paste things, so my bio is probably long. If you don't wanna read go up and hit "hide bio". And i'm not trying to steal from anybody.

COPY&PASTE STUFF ( you're welcome to take any of it..)

The real reason of PMS : Punish
Men
Severly

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade

Best Friends: Are 4 Ever

25 Things My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25.My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Once you meet me, you KNOW that I'm a GEEK

Once you meet me, you KNOW that you will REGRET IT

Once you meet me, YOU should TURN AND RUN

Once you meet me and IF you like ME, you are AWESOME!!

Once you REALLY GOT TO KNOW me, you will LUV me!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thnaks for embracing it.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

This is Bunny.

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Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!

On the other hand, this is Kitty.

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じしf,)ノ

Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.

Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews,paste this into your profile.(yes, I am.My first two reviews after lotsa people viewing them well, excited me)

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Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
The Fallen Angels by Sleepwalker418 reviews
AU. Max and Fang are in different organizations, both rivaling each other to take down Itex. But what happens when these two super spys find out that they are not all so different? And are they falling in love with each other? Come here to find out. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,849 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Max, Fang
Nudge's Maximum Ride by addicted-2-oxygen reviews
The flock are hanging in Dr. Martinez's when the unthinkable happens. They lose a flock member for good. Four years on, they find a very different person who hates them now... Can they save her or is it time to let go? Rated T to be safe, my first story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,910 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Nudge - Complete
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The Secret of Zoiemae
After saving the world,the flock seperates.When one of the flock's spouses goes missing,they must come together before things go bad.In the middle of it all,is a teenage girl who discovers how little about herself,her purpose,and her family she knows.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,433 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009
Taking Flight reviews
Ella Martinez arrived home one day to find her normal life ruined. After all she has gone through, will she be able to pull herself together and find the only people that can help her? Bad summary as usual. Please read anyways.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Ella