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I Have all Summer to Fall For You by Silver and Gray reviews
At school, Gilbert makes fun of Matthew, and Matthew just wants to be left alone. But then when the hot days of summer roll around, and they have nothing but free time, things happen that NO ONE could have planned for! Enjoy, and please R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 162,653 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Canada, Prussia
American dreams in an English village by ButterFish reviews
USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 243,202 - Reviews: 3004 - Favs: 3,160 - Follows: 2,312 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
BECAUSE I'M GERMANY by sugarchupchup34 reviews
WHEN A MAN LOVES A DOG, PERHAPS TOO MUCH.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,361 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
When in Rome by freshia reviews
Lovino Romano Vargas refuses to fall in love. When he drunkenly steals some coins out of the 'Fountain of Love' at his brothers wedding, he ends up with a little more than he bargained for. Based off the 2010 movie 'When In Rome'. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,970 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 1/26/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
The Sophomore Year by Demand Truth reviews
After meeting at boarding school, Alfred and Arthur became unlikely friends and then lovers. Now, they'll face their sophomore year in America and all the challenges that come with being young, famous, and madly in love. Sequel to Invitational Year.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 173,694 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Invitational Year by Demand Truth reviews
Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 208,902 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
England's Amazing Cookbook by karatemaster101 reviews
Hello. I am the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. I am here today to show you real cuisine in my self written and explained cookbook. Take that, you wine freak!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,782 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 11/6/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Bottoms Up! by Sunny Day in February reviews
Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 497,431 - Reviews: 3924 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Numbered Lithograph by youaremarvelous reviews
AU Spain x Romano. When Lovino starts attending art school with his brother he finds his most important lesson doesn't come from his professors, but from a culinary student at a sister school: sometimes the flaws hold the beauty.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 133,906 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Eyes Turned Skywards by Bubblewrap Leech reviews
19. But, then again...
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,258 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
Real Life by TheQuirkyWriter reviews
AU He treats his ills with daily pills. He lives his life full of strife. A life surreal, not always real. Arthur lives with a disorder called schizophrenia. When he meets Alfred, he thinks he's found something real. Alfred/Arthur USUK other pairs inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,140 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - England/Britain, America
Cold, Dead, And In Love by milksteaks reviews
His heart stopped a millennium ago, but somehow she makes it beat again. Too bad, as the blood didn't reach his head fast enough to realize what the hell he was getting himself in to. Marshall Lee/Fionna shorts.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,356 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011
Es Sólo Tu Corazón by chris locke reviews
Lovino has been in love with Spain for as long as he can remember. All he wants is to be with his former caretaker, but he soon finds out that the Spain he knew as a child is no longer there...and the real one is far more dangerous. Spamano, yandere!Spain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,582 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Soluble by Pheleon reviews
n. The quantity of a substance that can dissolve in a particular solvent. Gilbert wonders how long it will be before he falls; before he breaks his promise and Ivan gets to him, and he gives in to the darkness reaching through his heart.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 101,596 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Prussia, Russia
What Your Country Can Do For You by niirasri reviews
A series of one-shots exploring the interaction between the countries and their beloved people. Sometimes, one person needs just as much help as the whole. Current chapter: Switzerland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,685 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010
Let Me In by pocketfulofmumbles reviews
When Tino Väinämöinen's car crashes in the middle of nowhere on a stormy winter night, he thinks he's going to die frozen and alone. But he follows a light and discovers much more than he ever thought he would. AU. Rated T for swearing and blood.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,409 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Finland, Sweden
Princes and Kings by Evil Clone Number 7 reviews
One-shot. Marshall Lee finds Fionna outside on the night of Prince Gumball's ball.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
Conquered by Love by crystal-chan reviews
After the treaty of Utrecht, Romano's stuck at Austria's house, under the dominion of his brother of all people. He wishes he knew how to get out, but he can only wait for Spain. Feli's hurting, Austria's a bastard and the Empire's a fool. Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,088 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - S. Italy/Romano
Catch You, Catch Me by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Clumsy, clueless detective Romano is on the trail of the infamous handsome and charming thief El Apasionado Caballero. But there's more to this, what seems like a simple game of cat and mouse, than meets the eye.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,924 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Secrets and Secretaries by Shatterdoll reviews
Lovino declares he is willing to sell his soul to the devil for a job then soon finds himself as Antonio's secretary. Though it seems too good to be true it's not long before he realizes he might be working for the devil himself. Boss!AntonioxLovi, M
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,912 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Strike a Pose, Fake a Smile by Tamer Lorika reviews
Antonio loves the stage; Romano hates it. So when he's "convinced" into coming to drama club, he's not gonna like it. In fact, he's going to say things that he'll regret. And because he's such a good actor, this time Antonio believes him. Uh-oh.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,598 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Fluttershy: Origins by Saddlesoap Opera reviews
After the Grand Galloping Gala, Fluttershy finds herself thinking about her actions…and her childhood.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
댄스 Amare Sing Vivere by natcat5 reviews
Dance as though no one is watching. Love as though you've never been hurt before. Sing as though no one can hear you. Live as though heaven was on Earth. Fourshot of four couples. 4. Italy lives for now, then, and forever, always with the same smile.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,866 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Sky Belongs to Us by neonnex reviews
Contractors: rational and efficient killers that are said to harbor no emotions, their 'loyalty and comradeship' only lasting as long as it's of benefit to them. However, that theory is put to the test when a certain Italian comes into the picture. [DISCONTINUED]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,151 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Riscatto by XxBlackChaosxX reviews
Romano has looked up to his younger brother for many reasons. Right now, it's for his skill in the love field. SpainxRomano, Spamano Rating increase for later chapters :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,727 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Feverish by Azumizai reviews
Canada had no intention on getting sick. He also had never had the intention of being so invisible to so many people. Just what will happen to Matthew when two things he never intended on collide?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 151,563 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Canada
Different Kind of Conquest by crystal-chan reviews
There are certain days that Romano hates remembering in particular. The goddamn Treaty of Utrecht was one of those. Spamano Flaangst. End of the War of Spanish Succession 1714. Oneshot. Sequel up!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Romano and Me by Shyrgasse reviews
Romano can barely stand with his severe case of choriea when his parents pass away and is left to live with Antonio. Through hard work and patients, Antonio tries to get Romano to walk and live a normal life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,788 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Left Behind by Irrelevancy reviews
It was all Their fault. They made Antonio forget, forget His World, Our World. Forget Romano. Spain/Romano, Angst.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Call Me Romano by LoviTomato reviews
Lovino is a high school drop out and lives with his younger brother and his father. While living in a poor house-hold Lovino has to do what he feels he needs to do to support his family,even if he has to keep a whole part of his life a secret.SpainxRomano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,378 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
There, Right There! by TheOppositesAlchemist reviews
America gets bored and decides to question people's sexual preferences. China and co. decide to join in and that's when the fun of insulting an entire continent comes in! So, tell me; Gay or European? Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/20/2011 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
Heat Of The Moment by pelokkain reviews
A night of heated fervor and desperate need ensues when Romano realizes what a sexy language Spanish is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
It'll Have to Do by Cutthroat Pixie reviews
Romano/Fem!Spain: Spain is dumb, Romano is awkward, and getting together is never easy for these two lovebirds.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/8/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
If I Had A Nickel For Every Time I Heard That by OrangePlum reviews
After sitting next to some speakers at a concert, America has trouble hearing the next day at a conference. But it's not so much his hearing that is the problem, but his loud voice. He's sure to embarrass a lot of people, England almost exclusively.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/4/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Growing Pains by youaremarvelous reviews
A series of one-shots about the evolving relationship between a boss and his lackey.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,547 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Waiting For Your Call by three-days-late reviews
AU. One day Arthur receives the strangest miscall of his life from an American named Alfred. He doesn't think too much about it...until he calls back the next day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,913 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Funny Girl by glassamilk reviews
Denmark is really bad at getting her bestest bro Netherlands to appreciate her finer attributes. Netherlands/Fem!Denmark.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Denmark, Netherlands - Complete
Theory and Thunder by Tamer Lorika reviews
The Ottoman Empire has captured part of Venice, and now he is headed for Rome - but Spain will not allow his Rome, his Romano, to be taken away by anyone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Desear by neko-nya reviews
Sometimes he wished he wasn't a country, life would've been so much easier that way. But at the same time, there were always those little things that made him reconsider... One-shot 2/3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Here I Am by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Alfred and Arthur are lovers. America and England are definitely not. When England and Arthur somehow switch places, with no way to get back to their own world, both parties have to confront things they never wanted to admit. AlfredxArthur Implied USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,900 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Will To Power by ToastedToastada reviews
AU where America loses The War of Independence. Washington is hanged, and England tries to reconnect with his colony. Earlier chapters more Dark!Ficish, hopefully will get more fluffy. Will show the global impact of the failed revolution. England/America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,099 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - England/Britain, America
Things Unsaid by Zapheil reviews
Arthur thought Alfred would never care about him again, ever since that day long ago. But now that he's cast a spell and he meets a new Alfred in a new world, will things be better with a chance to start again? Starts off canon then switches to Gakuen AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,472 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - America, England/Britain
Old Spice Hetalia Style by Dattebayo Girl reviews
Each Country takes his/her crack at the "I'm on a Horse" routine. Taking requests. Seventh Chapter Contains: Spain, N Italy, Cuba, New Zealand, and Australia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,134 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Spain, N. Italy
A is For by RobinRocks reviews
Alfie. Which Arthur totally called him last night. And thus begins Alfred's quest to get him to say it again. USUK. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,433 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Your Cross to Bear by burst 'N bloom reviews
Of course he was more than twelve shades of odd. Wonky, queer, strange, off his rocker, that one – and I wouldn't be the first nor the last to admit to it. dark!Antonio/Lovino. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,597 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Life and Times of Dating an Italian Fashionista by Chainlinks reviews
Spain has terrible taste in clothing. Luckily for him, his boyfriend is well-versed in the fine art of shopping for a good Italian suit. Spain/Romano slash
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/31/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Dash of Courage, Pound of Pride by Tamer Lorika reviews
Romano can't say it to Spain's face, no matter how much he wants to. But there is more than one way to say things; one does not always need words. Written for the kinkmeme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
How to Read for Dummies by Cutthroat Pixie reviews
Spain/Romano, plus Prussia and France!: The Bad Friends Trio teach Romano to read using their own patented method.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Gravity by ghibli22 reviews
After walking in on Antonio with his brother, Lovino locks himself in his house. Guilt weighing heavily on his conscious Antonio leaves Feliciano in hopes of making things better. Somehow. Based off of a number of quotes from Northern Exposure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/28/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Because of the War by ghibli22 reviews
A first person POV for Romano during and after WW2. His thoughts as he fights and survives. Beware of angst. Spain/Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,290 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
On The Bound by tatterdemalion reviews
AU. It's not often one gets a call from their brother, asking for help with a seventy million dollar heist. At least, not where Matthew Williams comes from. Especially not a heist where you have to seduce a very rich Frenchman. Eventual Matthew/Francis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,350 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Canada, France - Complete