![]() If you hate Jacob Black- then copy and paste on to your profile. If you are in love with the ever so charming Edward Cullen- then copy and paste on to your profile If you wish that you was Bella Swan- then copy and paste onto your profile. I am 100 Team Edward though I do think he is an idiot in New Moon... TEAM ESME: because she's the coolest mother ever. TEAM EMMETT: because we all love a guy with muscles. TEAM EDWARD: because we wish all guys were this perfect. TEAM CARLISLE: because all doctors should be this hot. TEAM BELLA: because she's the luckiest girl that ever existed. TEAM ALICE: because seeing things before they happen rocks. º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ I promise to remember Bella «´¨• Twilight •´¨» ´•.¸(•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•´ What are your 10 favorite Twilight characters (in order)? 1. Edward Have you ever read a 5/3 fanfic? no What about an 8/4? no 7/5? yes and no..sorta What if 5 walked in on 1 and 10? awkward Would you make out with 1? um..duh Has 6 ever walked in on 7 and 9? I really hope not What if you walked in on 2, 10, and 4? awkward I'll stαч up tιll TШILIGHT NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Edward Cullen: hotter and spicier Than You since 1901 And then there's Bella Swan: Danger Magnet since 1987 If you think this next thing is incredibly cute and sweet, copy and paste it onto your profile. Bella: Do I ever cross your mind? Edward: No Bella: Do you like me? Edward: No Bella: Do you want me? Edward: No Bella: Would you cry if I left? Edward: No Bella: Would you live for me? Edward: No Bella: Would you do anything for me? Edward: No Bella: Choose--me or your life Edward: My life Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. A Twilight Survey Which book in the series is your favorite? Eclipse or Breaking Dawn How long did it take you to read the books? A week and a half total Who introduced you to the books? My best friends made me watch twilight and then i read all of the books Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? bought them Who is your favorite character? Edward or Emmett Who's your favorite vampire? Edward Who is your favorite werewolf? Seth What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? "Walk and chew gum at the same time again Bella?" -Emmet "No I punched a werewolf in the face."-Bella Swan "Eclipse" What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? In the meadow, end of Eclipse when Bella and Edward are setting a date for the wedding. or when Bella is trying to seduce Edward What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? When she punches him. Then breaks her hand. How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? The end of eclipse when Bella tells Alice that she is her maid of honor What was your favorite adventure/battle? The Eclipse battle with the newborns Which book cover was your favorite? Eclipse Are these books among your favorite books of all? Yes Twilight or New Moon? Twilight New Moon or Eclipse? Eclipse Eclipse or Twilight? Eclipse Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? Edward Who do you like more: Bella or Edward? Edward Bella or Jacob? Bella Bella or Alice? Tie Alice or Jacob? Alice Rosalie or Alice? Alice Jasper or Alice? Alice Jasper or Edward? Edward Carlisle or Esme? Tie Emmett or Jasper? Emmet Emmett or Jacob? Emmett Bella or Rosalie? Bella Esme or Charlie? Esme Charlie or Carlisle? Carlisle Charlie or Billy? Charlie Jacob or Sam? Jacob Sam or Quil? Sam Quil or Embry? Quil Who's the better villain: James or Victoria? James Werewolves or Vampires? um... VAMPIRES DUH This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Sorry for those of you who just read that, but I didn't want to be suffocated in the middle of the night ;) If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing your ass off. If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. God totally owns fanfiction, everyone on it, every thought concerning it, every thought otherwise in the world, every particle in the world and universe, Is and loving and amazingly forgiving (takes a dramatic gasp of air and continues) has power and wisdom beyond even our wildest dreams, and DOES EXIST . If you agree, please, do copy and paste. No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!". copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and people looked at you weird, copy and paste this into your profile. Now for a more important and serious article that you should definatly read no matter what you are about to do...i'd even text it if i were you A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy:Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. Girl:She gives him a big hug. Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his brake wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste and then txt it to everyone you can, plus more. read it to those who can't/won't read them. They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them. If you've ever wished a book character was real so, so, so incredibly bad, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever said a totally random comment that had nothing to do with the conversation for no reason whatsoever, copy and paste this onto your profile. |
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