Freak-In-Black
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~ Freak In Black ~

Hey!! Im Freak in Black and I wanna be an author….i guess that was kinda obvious. OK well anyways I like to read and Im one of the people you’ll most likely see on t.v running around like a freak screamin they LOVE Twilight.

Im fourteen and love life so the fact I wanna be a vampire kinda defeats the purpose. Umm I like ANY type of music so one moment I might listen to fall out boyz and the next lil wayne…….The rest of this crap I thought were cool so here ya go :)

You know you're addicted to TWILIGHT when...

~you are convinced every insanely good looking guy with pale skin is a vampire... and you try to jump in front of a car to see if he will save you

~you pretend to read people's minds and see the future.

~you think because that certain boy ignores you, it's only because he's a vampire, and he's polite enough to try and resist your blood."

~every car you know, you learned from the Twilight series

~you get gold contacts

~you claim you can smell blood

~you date a guy and tell him to go outside to see if he sparkles

~you see he doesn't sparkle and you scream,"sparkle damn it!!"

~you watch harry potter and cry when edward dies

~you read this entire list looking for similarities

~you smile and nod every time i get one right

~you continue reading, waiting to see when i continue with the symptoms

~your upset when i decide to stop them right...now!! :)

Twilight Quotes/Sayings

here are the sayings

~Yes i am one of those crazy people who are obsessed with Twilight

~WARNING: having a vampire as a boyfriend may be hazardous to your health(not like you care)

~when little girls wanted to play barbies outside i stayed inside and bit people with plastic fangs

~Twilight Movie: mess it up and DIE

~I keep trying to kidnap Edward but Bella and Alice are always at his window with a bat, how does she kn- OH YEA!!

~Its a Twilight thing, you wouldn't understand

~I'm secretly a vampire...well shit!! its not a secret anymore!!

~I run after Volvos screaming "Bite Me!!"

~I can be Mrs. Cullen and you can be Mrs Black. You can Die and i'll Live Forever

there go some quotes

Umm bitten by a radioactive spider?- Bella

I'm betting on Alice- Bella

What a sick masochistic, lion- Edward

Kryptonite doesn't bother me either- Edward

How opposed are you of grand theft auto?- Alice

Speaking of italy and sports cars i stole there, you still owe me a yellow porsche- Alice

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Playing God and the Vampire of the Odd by dreaminspired reviews
We were killing the planet. So the Volturi ordered death for most of mankind. I expected Edward to take my life when we first met, not guard over it. It was the beginning of many shocking events. Post-apocalyptic tale; full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,225 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Pixies by Wixie reviews
Edward Finds Bella in his meadow, in the middle of december, The only thing different is, Bella is a Pixie. I suck at summaries, much better than it sounds. Chapter Eighteen Up. Wee-ooo. Rated M... For LATER chapers. Not for a while.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,323 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2763 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Love, Life and ShapeShifting by Aries4495 reviews
In this FanFic Bella tells the story of her kidnap by an EVIL person. She is saved by Edward who is a ShapeShifter. It is a story of LOVE, BETRAYAL and HAPPINESS. They are still human they just have power's. This is my first FanFic so please be nice. XX A
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,525 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5290 - Favs: 4,927 - Follows: 4,141 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4109 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward, Bella