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Joined 07-02-09, id: 1992227, Profile Updated: 06-24-12
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Well hello!

I'm supposed to write about me on this page aren't I??
Hmmmm...Well Here goes...

Name- My name is...(wait for it)...Chloe. Gasps or could it be Amelia? Possibly Amy? I don't know...You decide!
But please whatever you do, don't pick a horrbile name like Bertha.
(Sorry to all Bertha's out there, I just don't like the name. Nothing personal.)

Age- Okay, I'll tell the truth on this one. I am a grand old age of...18. Some may class it as young, where as babies will class it
as really old. It all depends on your age.
But it's quite a boring age to be,
as far as ages go.

Country- I live in merry old England. Or should that be very cold England. (It rhymed!) Yes, if you didn't know by know, I shall tell
you, even though it may suprise you. But yes, England is very cold.
Oh plus, I don't speak Queen's English, im a northener. Yes, that means I live in the common part of the country. Altough I have
been to London on a day trip, it was very nice. I went to see Buckingham Palace and the Houses Of Parliament, they are both very
large buildings. I wonder how many times the Queen has gotten lost in her own house?? Hmmm.

Height- To be precise I am 5'7". Though I do wonder why people would want to know my height in the first place?
Away from the prospect of me having possible stalkers, I would like to grow some more (even though its not very likely, long sigh,
but I can hope cant I?)

Pets- I have 1 dog, 1 fish and a gentle giant of a horse called Henry. I rescued him from an evil man and we gallop into the sunset on a regular basis.

Stories- I currently have 3 stories on Fanfiction- In which one is a sequel!
The main story is called...'Working For Perfection'. It is a Harry Potter fanfic, all centered around Ginny Weasley, who,
coincidently is in love with the one and only Harry Potter, Gasps! You would have never guessed, would you?? However she develops an eating disorder and everything spins out of control and goes downhill. I wont tell you anymore you will just have to read it!

The other is a the sequel to 'Working For Perfection' and is called 'Searching For Perfection.' It kind of follows on from where it left off. I wont tell you too much about it, you will have to read it for yourself!

The third story is actually a Twilight fanfic! It is called 'Weakest Link In The Chain' and its an OC story in which Olivia Cullen is the twin sister of Renesmee. She has to make some very difficult decisions resulting in difficult consequences... I'll leave it at that.

As you can probably tell I kind of ramble on a little...It can be very interesting, or very annoying at the same time. But I would like to finish on my favourite ever word. Well technically its not a word, its 2, but does it really matter?? I hope not, because then, I would have to find a new favourite word, which would be rather inconvenient for me. So, lets just say its okay that my favourite word is infact 2 words, then everybodies happy =)

Spontaneous Combustion

I know...

It's amazing.

Well I'm leaving now, probably to go get some caffine, as it is most likely a time of day were nobody should actually be awake.

Goodbye.

Here, why not have a good chuckle-

Life is just one damned thing after another. --Erbert Hubbard

Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days you will be right. --Unknown author

Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep. --Carl Sandburg

The basic rule of human nature is that powerful people speak slowly and subservient people quickly -- because if they don't speak fast nobody will listen to them. --Michael Caine

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination. --Christopher Isherwoo

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? --Bob Monkhouse

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. --Douglas Adams

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. --Christopher Morley

Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent. --R. D. Laing

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. --Woody Allen

When people search for "Life Quotes" they are often looking for quotes about life. Why do the major search engines only give them hundreds of pages of commercial garbage about Life Insurance Quotes? --Bill Austin

Heres a quick story for you all. You have to read it all to understand it...

Once there were three trees on a hill in a wood. They were discussing their hopes and dreams when the first tree said "Someday I hope to be a treasure chest. I could be filled with gold, silver and precious gems. I could be decorated with intricate carving and everyone would see the beauty."

Then the second tree said "Someday I will be a mighty ship. I will take kings and queens across the waters and sail to the corners of the world. Everyone will feel safe in me because of the strength of my hull."

Finally the third tree said. "I want to grow to be the tallest and straightest tree in the forest. People will see me on top of the hill and look up to my branches, and think of the heavens and God and how close to them I am reaching. I will be the greatest tree of all time and people will always remember me.."

After a few years of praying that their dreams would come true, a group of woodsmen came upon the trees. When one came to the first tree he said, "This looks like a strong tree, I think I should be able to sell the wood to a carpenter." and he began cutting it down. The tree was happy, because he knew that the carpenter would make him into a treasure chest.

At the second tree a woodsman said, "This looks like a strong tree, I should be able to sell it to the shipyard." The second tree was happy because he knew he was on his way to becoming a mighty ship.

When the woodsmen came upon the third tree, the tree was frightened because he knew that if they cut him down his dreams would not come true. One of the woodsman said, "I don't need anything special from my tree so I'll take this one" and he cut it down.

When the first tree arrived at the carpenters, he was made into a feed box for animals. He was then placed in a barn and filled with hay. This was not at all what he had prayed for. The second tree was cut and made into a small fishing boat. His dreams of being a mighty ship and carrying kings had come to an end. The third tree was cut into large pieces and left alone in the dark.

The years went by, and the trees forgot about their dreams. Then one day, a man and women came to the barn. She gave birth and they placed the baby in the hay in the feed box that was made from the first tree. The man wished that he could have made a crib for the baby, but this manger would have to do. The tree could feel the importance of this event and knew that it had held the greatest treasure of all time.

Years later, a group of men got in the fishing boat made from the second tree. One of them was tired and went to sleep. While they were out on the water, a great storm arose and the tree didn't think it was strong enough to keep the men safe. The men woke the sleeping man, and he stood and said "peace" and the storm stopped. At this time, the tree knew that it had carried the king of kings in it's boat.

Finally, someone came and got the third tree. It was carried through the streets as the people mocked the man who was carrying it. When they came to a stop, the man was nailed to the tree and raised in the air to die at the top of a hill. When Sunday came, the tree came to realize that it was strong enough to stand at the top of the hill and be as close to God as was possible, because Jesus had been crucified on it.

The moral of this story is that when things don't seem to be going your way, always know that God has a plan for you. If you place your trust in Him, He will give you great gifts. Each of the trees got what they wanted, just not in the way they had imagined.

Hurt,Cut,Scar,Love by Radiogirl12 reviews
Vanessa Grace is a foster kid who can't seem to stay with any family for long.When Dorea and Charlus Potter adopted her. She meets the Marauders as James's new sister. She goes to Hogwarts also meets everyone else. Her past has scared her from getting close to anyone or loving anyone, just like the scars on her arms. But will the Marauders help her take the risk to love?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 83,597 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., OC
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The Weakest Link In The Chain reviews
The decisions that you make now will ultimately decide what happens in your future. What if the decision Olivia Cullen has to make will allow somebody to live; or condemn them to death. After all, a chain is only as strong as it's weakest link... OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,892 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Searching For Perfection reviews
Sequel to 'Working For Perfection.' All was well, until something happens which makes Ginny relapse and restart her mission for 'Perfection.' WARNING: Contains eating disorders.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,711 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Working For Perfection reviews
Perfection, What is perfection? Whatever it is, Ginny Weasley wants it, and the only way she feels it's possible to achieve it, is by starving herself. WARNING! conatins eating disorders.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,569 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete