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Joined 02-22-17, id: 8836197, Profile Updated: 11-30-17
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Hi everyone!

Well there is not much interesting things to say about myself really but here is some thing you may want to know. My favourite fandoms are Harry Potter, especially Harry and Snape in any sense, which is a bit ironic as when I was little I used to be scared of Harry Potter especially Snape but now he is my favourite character; I also love The Big Bang Theory fics which in my opinion there is not enough of. My favourite colour is green and I wear it as much as possible. I enjoy reading all types of books but my favourite book apart from the Harry Potter series is Of Mice And Men, I re read it a lot. My favourite food is anything with chicken or spices in (I'm not fussy!). Also I love shoes of any form, which annoy my family and friends to no end! I have a lot of films I love but the main ones are all the Harry Potters , Now You See Me and Spy.

I'm a girl, and I started my first year at university this September studying sociology. And if you haven't guessed I'm British which I'm proud to be, this means the majority of spellings will be the English way and not the American way and my stories will be placed in England as well (sorry if it annoys you). I'll try and update when I can but since I'm at University I have a lot of reading and assignments to do it can get a little crazy, so if there is a long time without me updating I have not abandoned the story but have not had the time to write or post.

I hope you like my stories, I'm writing them as they pop into my head and I love checking my emails and seeing reviews, followers or favourites come up as it keeps me smiling so please leave comments to tell me what you think, it is greatly appreciated. You guys are amazing!

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Blooming Flowers by yaoigirl22 reviews
Part 3 of Days Of A Flower: The children are now attending Hogwarts, they bring with them the usual chaos, much to Severus's mixture of exasperation and delight. While at school, the children discover more behind their Headmaster that could shed some light on the creature that attacked Harry all those years ago. PLEASE READ AUTHOR NOTES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,152 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 10/9/2016
Shelter by Zanecole421 reviews
During one of the worst days of his life Dipper meets a startling stranger who helps him out. When they meet again how will Dipper react? Also, how long will it take him to realise it's the same person? University AU. BillDip.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,305 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/9/2018 - Published: 6/27/2018 - [Bill, Dipper P.] Mabel P., Pacifica N.
Cooking Lesson by mrscakeakajane reviews
Lucius Malfoy need help, he goes to his best friend, Severus Snape, Harry Potter is in detention. Severus and Harry start on a path that will lead to cooking lessons and changing the world, its all in a days work. rating will go up as chapters go on, high rating for language. The plot will twist and turn and hold you fast never to let go.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 80,881 - Reviews: 2132 - Favs: 2,799 - Follows: 3,255 - Updated: 7/9/2018 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Blueish by SirFluffers reviews
When Bram, aka Blue, aka the boy Simon has a major crush, and might also be in love with, comes to spend the holidays with him, well, identities might just be discovered, and who knows, maybe Simon will finally be part of the great love story that he deserves.
Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/5/2018 - Published: 3/29/2018 - Blue/Bram, Mr. Spier, Mrs. Spier, Simon - Complete
Ferris Wheel Kisses and Moments of Complete Bliss by neversleepingalwaysdreaming reviews
- MAJOR MOVIE SPOILERS- I LITERALLY QUOTE THE MOVIE IT IS ALL ABOUT THE BIG SCENE AT THE END BE AWARE Bram's P.O.V. during the Carnival scene
Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/26/2018 - Complete
Fathers and Sons by PerilousPie reviews
Jake Peralta's father did more than step out, sometimes he was drunk, and at one point he just happened to be too drunk. Jake Peralta loses his mother and Officer Ray Holt finds himself with a five year old problem.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/4/2018 - Published: 1/25/2018
Days With Godfather Sev by Scarlynn Snape reviews
Sequel to A Day with Harry and Draco. A series of stories portraying the lives of Harry, Draco, and Severus as they become a family. AU OOCSeverus. Kidfic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,318 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/18/2018 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S.
In Time by Zanecole421 reviews
With Weirdmageddon finally over the people of Gravity Falls can finally be at peace except one. He spends a countless time encased in stone still thinking and hearing but never able to see. He longs to see again and only one voice keeps him going – Dipper's. When the unthinkable happens, allowing his deepest wish what will become of him?
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/18/2017 - [Dipper P., Bill] Mabel P., Grunkle Ford - Complete
Harry Malfoy by Aroon reviews
After an incident in Diagon Alley Mr. Malfoy got guardianship of Harry Potter. The first days don't go well. Will Harry find a family where he is welcomed? Warning: CP in the first chapters. (No slash!) If you don't like it, don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,718 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 8/30/2017 - Published: 7/17/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Lucius M.
The Eighth Weasley Child by ilovecastiel18 reviews
AU. My take on what would happen if Mr. Weasley found out that Harry was abused. One-shot. Set in the summer between GoF and OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Arthur W. - Complete
The Only Drug I Need by Zanecole421 reviews
Part 2 to 'Nicotine'. Finally facing her demons will Hermione find what she's been looking for? Will she find the closure she seeks and have a hopeful future? Muggle AU with some OOC. T rating for swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2017 - [Hermione G., OC] - Complete
Nicotine by Zanecole421 reviews
Hermione only ever had 3 significant relationships in her life with 3 completely different men that all ended in the same way. Disaster. Will she be able to piece herself back together or has she spiralled too far out of control? Muggle AU with some OOC. T rating for swearing and sensitive content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2017 - Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M., Fred W. - Complete
Unwanted Memories by ilovecastiel18 reviews
Summary: AU fifth year. What if, in their Occlumency lessons, Professor Snape saw some memories that Harry didn't want anyone to see? Rated T for abuse, mild language, and mentions of non-consensual sexual contact. OOC Snape, since he's kind to Harry, and a bit OOC Harry, he's a lot more mature in this story than he is in the books. This fic is very sappy and emotional, by the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,134 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/10/2017 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Chi Fu meets his end by pistonsfan75 reviews
After the avalanche, what if Shang had turned his blade toward Chi Fu instead of Mulan when she was discovered? The Emperor's counsel pushes Mulan too far and pays the price when Shang intervenes. Rating it a T for violence and sexual subject matter. Trigger warning: attempted rape.
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,198 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 7/10/2015 - Mulan, Shang, Chi-Fu
Bun In The Oven by yaoigirl22 reviews
Sequel to Bleeding Feathers. Harry and his mates are expecting their first child. I'm pretty sure you know how this is going to go.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 8/27/2016 - Published: 5/10/2016 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Lucius M.
Severus' and Harry's Family Experience by Teddylonglong reviews
Severus and Harry are de-aged due to a Potions accident and spend the summer holidays as six-year-old children in the care of Albus and Minerva. Completely AU, partly OOC, sick!Severus/sick!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,435 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 3/20/2016 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Until Dawn by Dolphindreamer reviews
When Edward leaves Bella behind in NM it's just the beginning of the spiraling downward events in her life. Now fending for herself in Seattle, Bella is trying to hold a job and remain afloat from her living nightmares when she happens upon the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,613 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 2,365 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Bella, Marcus
WIFE SWAP: CULLEN VS CLOVER by Be.Careful.I.May.Bite reviews
THE TITLE SAYS IT ALL, FUNNY I SWEAR XX
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,415 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012
Our Little Fabian by littlemissSHAMEless reviews
We at St. Mungo's are pleased to inform you that your little Fabian has been found. During the summer before his second year, Harry is sent to St. Mungo's where they find that he isn't who he thought he was. He is actually little Fabian Malfoy. Rating subject to change. If you chose to read thanks. Point out what I need to fix our describe more please. Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,346 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 1,892 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Sanctuary by Olga George reviews
(Revised [Originally titled: 'The white house sanctuary']) Bella has grown up with a life of hardship. After the death of Renee, Charlie resorted to drinking and violence. However a young and scared Isabella Swan has always had a place to call sanctuary. A lovely abandoned house she found in the woods, until one day it wasn't as abandoned as she thought.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,397 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Panic Button by TheSongSmith reviews
Just a little Jasper/Carlisle fluffers!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Snape's new Snake by bexstar888 reviews
Harry is sorted into Slytherin, and Snape finds out some disturbing information about the boy-who-lived. What happens when Snape discovers Harry's secrets, his talents and his temper? WARNING: Contains mention of neglet/child abuse by the Dursleys
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,916 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 1,996 - Follows: 2,395 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Saving Myself by jellybeanpink84 reviews
Bella's abused by Charlie, but what happens when Edward and the Cullens get involved? There will be abuse, rape, torture, and other adult themes in this story. Rated M for those reasons. Edward x Bella. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,914 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Sorry! by lastcrazyhorn reviews
Little Harry was rescued from the Dursleys by his Daddy, but not all of their lessons are easily forgotten. Entry in the P&S 2012 Prompt Fest. Prompts: It slipped from his grasp and shattered, Fight or flight. Is also a child fic, w/ adoption & self harm
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 138 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
My Fiancée is my Babysitter? by snoopykid reviews
After leaving the Cullen children home alone, Esme and Carlisle come home to find the house in shambles. Deciding that enough is enough they have to get a babysitter. But who can they get to babysit a house filled with teenage vampires?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,800 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Running by ceseabug reviews
Harry is in Occlumency lessons with Snape when it is discovered that he has been abused by the Dursleys, this is their life after that fact. Abusive!Dursleys. Nice!Snape. OOC!Snape&Harry. Language warning. Abuse toned down from original.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,792 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tale as Old as Time by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Fred went into a coma after the Battle. He was unconscious for days, and when he woke up he believed in a world that didn't exist. One that will forever change his and Hermione's life. "If he says something barmy you want us to go with it?" "Precisely!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,307 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 2,116 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Bella's Bad Day by twilightgirl2 reviews
Bella gets a new job but her father is less than impressed. It takes a motherly chat with Esme to realise that perhaps everything is not lost and better things are to come.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,577 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Bella, Esme - Complete
In his nature by Laurenke1 reviews
When Harry gets confronted by his creature nature, will he do what is in his nature to find his mate or will he find a lot more? slash, chan 16. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,429 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 182 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Twilght: Edward's Story by mrs.cullen22 reviews
Twilight from Edward's POV. Now revised and complete! BxE goodness of course :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,535 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Lies Within by Jaspers Sex Kitten reviews
Edward is caught cheating w/Rose. Bella's darkside appears. Carlisle banishes them forever, but what happens when they return? Then a new threat appears. Did we forget Victoria? Can the Cullen's save Bella? Team Emmett Story! Rated M for Language/Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,202 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Emmett, Bella
Little Sister by tanwellman reviews
The Story of how Jasper grows to love Bella as his little sister. Takes place during Breaking Dawn. Three parts: Bella's pregnancy, After Pregnancy, and Jasper/Alice's Disappearance.Jasper's POV, all characters are in-character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,077 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Jasper
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 3,747 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
An Emmett and Bella Tale by x.twilighteclipse reviews
Edward and Rose perform the ultimate betrayal. But where does that leave Bella and Emmett? And why is Alice trying to make Bella come over more? Emmett x Bella. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Harry's Weekend with Snape by MaritimeStars reviews
Now Complete! Harry becomes ill and faints in Snape's classroom. What will happen when Madame Pomfrey leaves for the weekend? Snape mentors Harry. Set during Harry's 5th year. No Umbridge. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,455 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Taking Care by Laurenke1 reviews
Harry Potter is ill and who better to take care of him then his lover Severus Snape. One shot and minor slash warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Couldn't Catch a Cold by Prince Edwin reviews
Harry Potter is ill, no matter how much he tries to deny it, and it isn’t magic that’s making him feel this sick. Draco Malfoy, acclaimed Slytherin opportunist, decides to take advantage of the circumstances. This story will contain SLASH HpDm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,242 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 148 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Joys of Sexual Education by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Seventh years must take sexual education, and GryffSlyth has Snape and McGonagall as their teachers. Students must be paired up to complete a final project. Harry and Draco hate theirs, but must do it or fail. HD, sim. mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
People to Call Home by Kimagure reviews
AU. A 'Sirius and Remus raise Harry' oneshot. Harry learns how to hug. Thanks to Sundaydriver and Ckdutchess for the betas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
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The Day Harry Realised He Wasn't A Freak reviews
What if instead of Snape giving Harry a detention the first potion lesson he saw Harry taking notes and something else caught his eye? This turns Severus' and Harry's world upside down, causing each of them to question what they previously thought. Guardian fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,144 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/24/2018 - Published: 3/8/2017
Friend, Saviour, Soulmate reviews
When Harry is out shopping with the Weasley's in a muggle area he bumps (literally) into his only childhood friend, Camilla who he lost contact with. However what no one knows is how deep their bond is and how nothing can keep them apart now they have been reunited, no matter how hard anyone tries. Harry and muggle girlfriend fic! Some Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,719 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/9/2017 - Published: 5/17/2017 - Harry P., OC
Isabella Snape reviews
Everyone knew Severus Snape was a war hero, but no one knew he was a father. His daughter was sent away at the beginning of the war for her protection and now he has a chance at reuniting with her but will she accept him?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,130 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/2/2017