![]() Author has written 4 stories for NCIS: Los Angeles, and Avengers. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone. First let me say that i am still in school (year 11) which means that i am taking my GCSE's. This means my updates will be random and could stop for any amount of time. I live in england and when i get interested in something, i go complete fangirl over it. Like very over the top but thats just how i am. Current favouite tv shows- NCIS los angeles, NCIS, criminal minds, merlin, CSI, doctor who, Sherlock Current favouite films- The Avengers, Iron man 12, Captain America, The Tncrediable hulk, thor, life as we know it, the A-team, Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes a game of shadows favourite actor- Robert Downey jr Favourite Tv/ film characters- Marty Deeks, The entire NCIS team, The entire BAU team, Merlin, Gaius, Greg Sanders, Tony Satrk, Bruce Banner, Clinton Barton. Things i want more than anything else in the world- to be the doctors assistant, to work in criminology with the BAU, Be baffled at what Spencer Reid is saying, surf with Marty Deeks, Throw papaerclips at Antony Dinozzo with Ziva David, Work in Abby Scuito's lab, Live with the avengers, Meet merlin and tell him he is the cutest, Be sciencey with Greg Sanders and finally solve a crime with sherlock homes and john Watson. The link for the glasses that Deeks will wear in my story- old enemy new problem. My friends often tell me that i am the stangest person ever and i realised that i was when i was leaning out of my bedroom window with one of those dusters on a stick thing, poking at the satilite dish on the side of our house to stop a pigion couple from nesting there. That is properly slightly normal but i was also yelling "bugger off you stupid pigions. How are you even able to biuld a nest on something that is 5cm wide and 15cm long (rough estimates) it should not be possible but for starting to do that i respect you but you are mucking up my tv signal so bugger off"... yeah i got some weird looks from my neighbours. Weird is good, strange is bad and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Werid is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile 19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. dont use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 'Silence is golden, Duct tape is silver' There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Eat right, exercise, die anyway. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. There are 3 kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few by observation, and the rest to test the electric fences for themselves. I am the third kind. Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where she is. When life gives you lemons, make applesauce. Then sit back, relax, and watch as everyone tries to figure out how you did that. Only the Universe and human stupidity are infinite - and I'm not so sure about the former ... Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake Favourite quotes- Nothing is so commen as the wish to be remarkable- Shakespeare When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable must be the truth- sherlock Holmes Reality is merely an illusion, although a very persistent one- Albert Einstein I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity- Edgar Alllan Poe Magic is just science we don't understand yet- Arthur. C. Clarke If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile. If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile. OTHER RANDOM STUFF: Whoever said that words don't hurt, never got hit by a dictionary You cry, i cry - you laugh, i laugh- you fall off a cliff, i laugh harder There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have earsed the line If at first you do not succed, destory all evidence that you ever tried I'm never wrong. Once i thought i was, but i was mistaken Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them Anyone who says "easy as taking candy from a baby" has cleary never tried. Those little suckers really have a good grip ( i tried this with my cousin- he bit me) |
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