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Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiz glomps reader

welcome to the world of me!! and meh weirdlynezz

I am: 15 turning 16

I live: in Hell

I enjoy: causing pain(to those who i believe deserve it) cuz it amuses me (no i'm not pysco)

I am: Bi (i lurvvvves boyz and gals)(btw i ish female)

R.I.P Lieutenant Colonel Zoey Rei we'll miss you 7/22/08

My linkicaleh(click or else!!):

QUOTEALIES!!

Odd is what they call you when your not normal. Weird is what they call you when you pass odd. Insane is what they call you when wierd isn't enough.

People are boring their only amusing when you push them down a flight or two of stairs --me

Listen to the vioces in your head. They will be the destruction of the world. -N!CK (meh friendly Megan who i call nick)

Your a posessed child - my friend Amanda to me like everyday at least 3 times

(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Koinoniphobia- fear of rooms

Alliumphobia- Fear of garllic

Bufonophobia- Fear of toads.

Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed.

Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school

Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.

Gamophobia- Fear of marriage (Talk about commitment issues!)

Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words (ell oh ell ironic)

Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese.

Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables.

Nomatophobia- Fear of names

Ninjas and pirates are complete opposites. Ninjas are all sneaky-like, while pirates are all 'GIMME YER RUM! GAAAH

"Ouch! I fell and hurt my alchemy."

Shut-up, my cake is on!! -Meh friendlies were distracting my cake watching

Who needs three swords when you can have two flip-flops? -Amanda who is in love with flip flops(like udderly)

Look, education! -holds up U.S History I text book- -meh friend Alex "AUGH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!- -runs away screaming in fear of edumacation- me

When life gives you lemons, make pickle juice and let the world wonder how the hell you did it

When life gives you lemons, go to someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party! (w00t)

When life gives you lemons, squirt it in someone's eyes and say their life is worse.

If life gives you lemons, scream "MY LITTLE INNOCENT EYES!! NUUUUUUUU!1!1!1!!1!11!!" and fling it back at the fanfic author.

When life gives you lemons, smash 'em with a mallet and scream "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!"

If you get a lemon in your life, stomp on it and say it was fun.

If life gives you lemons, entertain yourself for hours thinking how funny it is.

If life gives you lemons, ask for a lime.

When life gives you a lemon say "Great ya got anything better?"

If life gives you lemons sit back and read it wondering if some of it is even possible.

When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand Edward (the dude from Twilight) w0w i has losts of lemon stuffs

Bella was all like: oh hai Edward and Edward was all like: noes!! dont steals meh virchoooo!

If you sometimes feel a little useless offended or depressed always remember that YOU were once the fastest and most victorious little sperm out of the millions.

We're tighter then Joe Jonas's pants - yeah its true

Epic!--meh friend Adam

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When plants die, do they go to heaven?

Do they even have a god?

Maybe they worship poppies or something.

Maybe they're atheists.

Maybe they're just plants.-my random shpeal about plants (yesh i'm a weirdo)

When I was little, I didn't want to be a princess. I fully intended to be dictatoress- and i shall soon become one

"It's insanely gleeful...This record is like running around a field of flowers with a butcher knife." - Gerard Way explaining The Black Parade.

Some species of penguins are homesexual! as are elephants

"This band is metal in that we have a lot of metal in our instruments. And there's quite a lot of metal on my belt buckle as well." -- Mikey Way

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Uzumaki Naruto is an artist balancing his time between school and real life. He sees beauty in everything he draws and his favorite model is no exception. The question is, will he do something about it? (Original) MM,Yaoi(Note:Will Be R starting Chap.4 )
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MakeUp and BreakUp by PaddyWaddy reviews
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Sirius is bored and decides to write to Lily over the summer. [Collab with MinuetOfSpring] [Chap 19 up! Updated June 12 07]
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Harry was found by Dende before Hagrid, and is raised with our favourite characters, but there's a twist. HPDBGT xover Indef. Hiatus (until i regain my writing muse)
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James and Lily share a summer through letters. Hilarity and bigheadness ensues, as well as... Romance? Where did that come from?
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