AzulSubioXOX
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Joined 06-26-09, id: 1984847, Profile Updated: 10-24-09

Heyy!!

I am AzulSubioXOX(blue rose in Spanish). I love reading and writing- it's my passion. Lately I have been hooked on the House of Night series, the Twilight Saga(Team Switzerland all the way!!) and the Darkest Powers series. I also like Harry Potter, The Immortals and The Devouring. I am in the middle of typing out my first fanfiction... I'm really nervous to post it... partially cuz i barely know how... Anyways, it's called "A Letter From My Everything"


Funny HAHA's and Favourite Sayings

~To the world, you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. (Bill Willson)

~The quality of mercy is not strained, it droppeth as the gentle rains from heaven upon the place beneath. It is twice blessed, it blesseth him that gives, and him that takes. (William Shakespeare)

~Exs are like slinkies, pointless and stupid, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

~True friends are like four leaf clovers, lucky to have, but hard to find.

~I'm blonde, but you are confusing me more then I should be capable. (blonde people should take no offense to this--cuz I AM ONE!!)

~Love is odd. We hate it, we cry because of it, yet even when it hurts us, we still go back for more...

~If friendship grew like flowers, we would have a garden. ( I thought of this awhile ago)

~Any boy can call you cute. Any guy can call you hott. Any player can call you sexxi, but it takes a REAL man to call you beautiful.

~When life gives you lemons... go out and buy vodka

~An apple a day keeps the doctor away... but if the doctor's cute, screw the fruit;)

~No one dies a virgin, life screws us all over. (This may make me seem depressed, but i'm not, i'm not emo either--I don't believe that making pain gets rid of pain)

~You should really try walking a mile in someone shoes, that way, you're a mile away AND you have their shoes...

~Saying I'm UGLY wont make you PRETTY
Saying I'm DUMB wont make you SMART
Saying I'm a LOSER wont make you COOL... My question is-- WHY BOTHER??

~This is a newflash for every girl in the world... any guy that makes you cry(in a bad way), obliviously is not worth the damn tears anyway, dump the piece of shit, and find someone who makes you HAPPY.

~Darkness does not always equate to evil, just as light does not always bring good. (This is from the House of Night series)

~I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay. (My boyfriend told me this. Lol, it was corny, but cute)

~What to say when a guy says "Suck It"--Sorry, i choke on small objects.'

~Men only have two emotions--horny and hungry... When you wanna get some, give him a sandwich. (This may make me seem sexist, but i'm not, women need men-- it's why we live on the same planet)

~Good friends are like a great bra, supportive, never let you down, never leave you hanging and always close to your heart.

~Love is like a rose in the winter--only the strong survive.

~I carved your name in the bullet so people would know you were the last thing going through my mind. (Again, I AM NOT EMO!!)

~Nothing lasts forever. So, live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid bullshit, take chances and never have regrets. Because at one point EVERYTHING you did will have been what you WANTED.

~Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

~A broken heart is like a broken mirror... It's better to leave it broken then to hurt yourself trying to fix it.

~Call me a BITCH...Well, bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature, and nature is beautiful. Thanks for the compliment.

~You say i'm not HOTT...Well, the opposite of HOTT is COOL, therefore, i'm cool, thanks for the compliment.

~You say i'm not cool... well, another word for cool is cold, the opposite of cold is hot... which makes me hott, so thanks for the compliment.

~What lies before and behind us, are small matters compared to what lies WITHIN us.

~The Evening news starts by say "Good evening" and proceeds to tell you why it's not.

~Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

~He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants, don't you?

~My brain works like lightning, one flash... and it's gone.

~Excuse me, have you seen my sanity, I seem to have lost it.

~Call me a bitch and I'll show you one. Screw me over, and i'll do you TWICE as bad. Call me crazy, but really you have NO idea.

~Without me you're just aweso.

~Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear brighter before you hear them speak?

~Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

~If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

~Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up too

~Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

~What to say after you burned someone--"So stick that in your juice box SUCK IT!!"

~Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I seem to have lost mine...

~I'm not clumsy, the floor just loves to see me.

~Live. Laugh. Love.


COPY AND PASTE THINGIES!!

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over AIR, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love music, put this on your profile.

If you are Team Switzerland, copy and paste this into your profile.


Byez for now.

LOVE ALL WAYS AND ALWAYS LOVE,

AzulSubioXOX

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Can't Get None by JakeisNessiesBitch reviews
love-birds Renesmee and Jacob are trying to take their relationship to the next level... but will they ever succeed? LEMONS rated M for language and sexual situations
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,657 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Masked by Luvinlifee reviews
Bella goes to a masquerade ball and fall in love with someone. She doesn't know his name, she just remembers his emerald green eyes. BellaxEdward. Rated T. Better inside! AH. FINISHED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Cold Heart by My.Edward.Anthony reviews
Edward leaves Bella and she becomes a vampire. But Bella's different, she spends her time amongst humans. She doesn't crave their blood either. What happens when she returns to Forks alone except for one? How will HE take it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,031 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009
Soccer With Her by My.Edward.Anthony reviews
Bella is a tomboy and is captain on the soccer team. Edward is a new student but he’s also excellent in soccer, and is very cocky, they are both very competitive; Bella hates him at first but will things start to change between the two players?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,263 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Daddy's Home by Happy Bells reviews
Bella discovers she’s pregnant while her husband, Edward, is out fighting in the war. As time progresses, why isn’t she hearing from her husband? Fluffy One-shot. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Truth About Heaven by Mezzanottex3 reviews
I came down here to tell you... it rains in Heaven all day long. I want to find you so bad... and let you know I'm miserable up here without you. ::Edward/Bella:: ::oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 100 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mommy's Letter by l'heure bleue reviews
It was the hardest thing I have ever done, but I did it. I moved on, Edward, just like you asked. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete