RedRiolu
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Joined 11-14-10, id: 2615788, Profile Updated: 10-28-11

Hello thar! I'mma post my info now, KK?

Name: Demiigo

Age: Somewhere between 13 and 100

Favorite food: Spicy food.

Favorite color: Blue.

Hair color: Light Brown

Current Favorite Game Series: Pokemon, Trauma Center/Trauma Team and Okami

Favorite Pokemon: Lucario, Mightyena, Absol and Electrike.

So, a few things you should know about me are:

1. I get pissed off easily.

2. I like Fairy Tail, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, Pokemon, Trauma Center/ Trauma Team, Warrior Cats, Legend of Zelda, and Okami fanfics.

3. I can't write romance to save my life.

So, yeah, that's about it.

Oh, also, I have a deviantART account. Here's the link if you're interested:

Here's my youtube account link: http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRedRiolu

Here's some random crap that I found:

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD and GRAMS AND GRANDPAPPY

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Shit! We really messed up! It sure was fun, though."

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school/college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl, drink the rest of that. You know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Will crack under interrogation.

BESTFRIENDS: Will not only keep their mouths shut, but will help you hide the body.

FRIENDS: Will look at you like you're crazy when you tell them you're an alien from outerspace.

BESTFRIENDS: Will break you out of the loony bin and drive you to New Mexico to meet up with the mothership.

FRIENDS: Will know all your passwords.

BESTFRIENDS: MADE all your passwords.

FRIENDS: Will listen to you on the phone after a breakup.

BESTFRIENDS: Will go right up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?!"

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

GOOD FRIENDS: Will repost this!

BESTFRIENDS: Will add to it!!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Pick ten characters. They can be from anything, any fandom, your own OCs, your friends, your family, anyone or any character on Earth and BEYOOOND!!!!!!! Just pretend they are in one big fan fic together!

1) Indiigo
2) Snowe
3) Kuraudo
4) Salvet
5) Chaku
6) Ace
7) Kaji
8) Amber
9) Crystal
10) Kurai
(I only used OCs of mine)

1) Number three (Kuraudo) has become a Goth how do ten (Kurai) and six (Ace) bring this about?
~Kurai blinked, shook his head and left the room. Ace looked up from making out with Crystal, didn't care, and went back to what he was doing.

2) Number one (Indiigo) has fallen in love with the new Mary-Sue exchange student! What does he/she like about the Mary-Sue and what does he or she have to do to woo Mary-Sue?

~Indiigo stole the Mary-Sue's wallet, laughing to herself the entire time.

3) Eight (Amber) has just walked in on two (Snowe) and five (Chaku) having sex. What is there explanation to eight and how does eight react?

~Amber opened the door, and shut it again. She didn't even notice that Chaku was only 11, and probably didn't even know what sex was.

4) What TV show do nine (Crystal) and five (Chaku) watch together and what is their reaction to the show?

~Crystal and Chaku both stared at the TV. Neither of them blinked, until a yaoi scene came on, to which Crystal fangirled, and Chaku ran out of the room screaming.

5) You want write a song fic about seven's (Kaji's) past. What song is it and what is the fic's plot?

~THE DOUBLE RAINBOW SONG!!! It's obviously a crack-fic.

6) Four (Salvet) and eight (Amber) team up to learn ten's (Kurai's) darkest secret. How do they do it and what is the secret that they learn?
~Salvet sat up all night devising a complicated plan, and Amber simply went and asked him the next day. They found out that he's secretly a complicated businessman, even though Kurai's only 10 years old.

7) One (Indiigo) and seven (Kaji) must spend a weekend vacation together. Where do they go? What do they do?
~Indiigo rolled her eyes, considering leaving Kaji in the airport. He was humping a FUCKING PLANT.

"You know what? Screw it, I'm leaving," she hissed, climbing up the plane's stairs.

8) Six (Ace) has gotten drunk. What does he or she do to two (Snowe)?
~Ace collapsed on the ground, passed out. Snowe was not amused.

9) When eight (Amber) goes to Hogwarts what house is he/she sorted in and why?
~Amber WOULD have gotten sorted into Gryffindor, but she wasn't even allowed to enter the school because she is 18, and not 11.

10) Two (Snowe) must save nine (Crystal) during the Zombie Apocalypse. Why? And how does he/she do it?
~Snowe saved Crystal because Crystal owed her $35. Snowe ended up blowing up a gas pipe, killing all the zombies except for one, which she stabbed.

11) What is the "canon" evidence that three (Kuraudo) and four (Salvet) are in a relationship?
~Kuraudo is married to Amber, and Salvet is going out with Snowe. Kuraudo and Salvet are NOT together.

12) Six (Ace), five (Chaku), and one (Indiigo) form a band. What music do they play and who plays which instrument?
~Pop, maybe. Indiigo would play the keyboard, Chaku would sing and play guitar, and Ace would play the drums.

13) Two (Snowe) and three (Kuraudo) star in a fic called "The Tears We Cry" what is the fic's summary?
~THE FIC IS ABOUT THEM TRYING TO MAKE FOOD WITH ONIONS. XD

14) How does seven (Kaji) kill nine (Crystal) and why?
~Kaji tried to stab Crystal, but tripped into the swimming pool and evidently didn't get to stab her.

15) What is five's (Chaku) animal familiar?
~Maybe Chaku would have a dog because, I dunno, they're loyal, or something?

16) Four (Salvet) and one (Indiigo) get into a cat fight, why? And who wins?
~Salvet ate Indiigo's cookie, so they tried to kill each other. Indiigo won.

17) How do seven (Kaji) and ten (Kurai) hook up for a one night stand?

~Kaji got drunk and molested Kurai. Kuraudo killed Kaji the next day.

18) In a high-school angst fic what drug does four (Salvet) get addicted to? And how does six (Ace) get nine (Crystal) pregnant? (It cannot be switched.)
~Salvet would do crack, and Ace got Crystal pregnant by having sex with her. I mean, how ELSE is he gonna get her pregnant, with a spoon?!

19) Eight (Amber) and three (Kuraudo) are in a decidedly awkward situation. What is the situation? How did they get into it and how do they get out of it?

~Kuraudo walked in on Amber while she was changing. Then they had sex. THE END! XD

20) Ten (Kurai) has become a vampire. What is his or her reaction? What does he or she do?
~Kurai would scream, "FUCK YES!". And then go rob a candy store.

Names!

1. Your real name: Alexa

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Xaelax (O.o sounds kinda creepy...)

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name pluss "izzle"): Aleizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Blue Tiger (:3 Teehee~)

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Marie McCleary (No comment...)

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Newal (Okay, WTF?!)

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Orange Pepsi (... O.o)

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): (Ooooo-kaaaaay, then...)

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Lassie (Fail name is fail)

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Yet Another Okami Parody by mochi2isluv reviews
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The Flicker of Fire by DragonKitsune14 reviews
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Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Edward E.
Why You Should Never Travel With Foreigners by LittleBlueNayru reviews
Twilight Princess, "Midna Says Weird Things" style: "Oy, pooping dude fair!" she exclaims. "Poop, I eat you. And cheap bears." Can Link make it through his entire quest, or will he fall to Impy's stupidity?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,304 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Link, Midna
White Chocolate by kiriyuin reviews
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Trauma Center - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,955 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Derek S. - Complete