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"When you were young and scared of nothing,

You were enchanted by the moon,

And a field of glowing stars that clung,

To the ceiling if your room,

You drew lines to link their beauty,

Made constellations of your own,

An explorer of the universe,

With your warm bed for a throne,

And you remember one cold evening,

When those stars had lost their light,

How you grabbed your favourite sweater,

And padded out into the light,

And the sight that lay above you,

Made your tiny heart start reeling,

As a sea of glinting starlight danced,

On the world's now darkened ceiling,"

- e.h

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Beginnings And Middles But No Ends In Sight by Ourliazo reviews
The various jobs that Reborn took up as a hitman which lead him towards the odd characters he calls friends. (Yes, he had intended to kill everyone he now hangs out with.)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 65,472 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 4/1/2017 - Reborn, Adult Reborn, Arcobaleno
How to Obtain a Reverse Harem in Naruto by Darkpetal16 reviews
A rewrite of Sakura. In which a blunt, and eccentric OC is placed into the body of Sakura Haruno at the start of the series. Nothing at all could possibly go wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,401 - Reviews: 3104 - Favs: 4,069 - Follows: 4,463 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 4/23/2017 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC
Tell it to the Marines by Tsume Yuki reviews
Because sometimes a tale is too tall not to tell. Even if no one will ever believe her, this isn't Riskua's first shot at life. It is her first time as the 'big sister' of the nuisance that is Monkey D. Luffy however. Self Insert. (slow burn on the pairing)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 58 - Words: 325,975 - Reviews: 4001 - Favs: 4,690 - Follows: 4,965 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 10/12/2016 - [Ace, OC] Luffy, Sabo
Unwanted Trip by Solara Myles reviews
When the Yondaime said he'd like to try an experiment Naruto Sasuke and Sakura think nothing other than yes please. Only . . . this wasn't the result they had in mind. Poor Kakashi doesn't understand why his new team of genin suddenly have a large disliking for his favourite Hokage, and Itachi isn't having fun figuring out what's wrong with his dear baby brother. TimeTravel Team7
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 93,969 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 3,698 - Follows: 4,243 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 3/26/2015
Not Quite Myths by Falia7 reviews
Wherein Sawada Tsunayoshi is a mythological creature magnet, and it doesn't seem to matter much where those creatures come from. (It starts with the unicorn, and things just get worse from there. The Mafia won't know what hit it.)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,734 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 4,429 - Follows: 4,300 - Updated: 4/2/2018 - Published: 2/9/2017 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
No One's Here To Sleep by mokona-pyuh reviews
In which Shukaku doesn't take kindly to the Akatsuki trying to rip him from Gaara, panics, snags both of their souls and sends them across dimensions to a new body. Crack-ish. Gaara-reborn-as-Skull.
Crossover - Naruto & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,265 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 3,387 - Follows: 1,985 - Updated: 1/25/2018 - Published: 10/18/2017 - Gaara, Shukaku, Skull, Arcobaleno - Complete
Let Them Live (Gods Do Not Love) by wolfsrainrules reviews
It was a mystery to the world where Sky Flames originated. Skull, once known as Ra, the Golden, the Giver of Life, had no desire to tell the world they were from him. There was a reason he had convinced the world his primary Flame was Cloud. (CoWritten with NorthPeach and SO AU)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,880 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 1/8/2018 - Published: 9/25/2017 - Skull, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Arcobaleno, Vongola 10th Generation
triskelion by razbliuto reviews
Sink your fangs in, sister, and don't let go. — The Boa Sisters, still breathing despite all odds.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2017 - Boa Hancock, Boa Marigold, Boa Sandersonia - Complete
The Last To Know by KuriQuinn reviews
As usual, telling her the truth happens as though by afterthought. And this time, she's not taking it. [Part of the Legacy of Fire Series]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,479 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/29/2017 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Those Last Few Memories by Ourliazo reviews
In one future, the Arcobaleno band together and try to fight off the Anti Tri-ni-set radiation.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 72 - Published: 9/27/2017 - Colonnello, Reborn, Skull, Arcobaleno - Complete
Make it Rain for Nijimura-senpai by OnBedAllDay reviews
"You know what would make it rain?" Aomine pipes up. "Tie Kise to a pole and have a 'Touch a Model Today' booth." Kise shrugs. "I'm fine as long as Kurokocchi gets to touch me."Crack-fic. Slight!KiKuro and Momokuro.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/28/2017 - Kuroko T., Momoi S., Generation of Miracle, Nijimura S. - Complete
reverse by black.k.kat reviews
To make a tragedy, you break something beautiful and frame the pieces. To make a victory, you break something mighty and rebuild it piece by piece. To make a life, you glue the pieces together and hope for the best. Kurama's still getting the hang of this 'human' thing, but since he's 30 years back in time with a blond brat to save, he'll have to figure things out on the fly. Slash
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 79 - Words: 413,133 - Reviews: 5111 - Favs: 4,391 - Follows: 3,494 - Updated: 7/25/2017 - Published: 12/2/2015 - [Kyuubi/Kurama, Kakashi H.] Naruto U. - Complete
Cirrus Cloud by silenceia reviews
In which you are Acacia Potter who becomes Skull de Mort and makes tons of awesome friends along the way. Almost completely angst-free, isn't that great? 2nd person POV, fem!Harry-is-Skull
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,930 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 2,598 - Follows: 2,697 - Updated: 7/11/2017 - Published: 1/18/2017 - Harry P., Mammon/Viper, Reborn
Uncle Skull AU by Nyodrite reviews
That One Where Skull Is A Black Who Ran Away After Hogwarts To Join The Circus And The Acrobaleno Find Out. It Is All Sirius' Fault.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,771 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/1/2017 - Published: 2/19/2017 - Sirius B., Narcissa M., Skull, Arcobaleno
cheap (bad) dance moves by slexenskee reviews
Hadrian is the youngest of the infamous Princes of Hell. He's known as the Prince of Death, Necromancy and Immortality; he has legions of demons beneath him and endless power and influence - so he's still at a bit of a loss as to how this unworthy human Dark Lord managed to summon him of all demons. Or, you know, why he's decided to stick around and help him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36,836 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 10/6/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
this angel has lost her wings (i'm building a monster) by Kolbie Ru-Ru reviews
She's eighteen and four months when a man flags her down on her bike with an excited grin and aspirations in his eyes. He's got slicked back hair and a crooked smile and grand ideas for her. "Hey, kid, you ever thought about doing stunts on that beauty?" [Sakura-reborn-as-Skull fic. Reincarnation. Genderfluid Skull. No Pairings. Chapters Posted: 2/4]
Crossover - Naruto & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,285 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 6/8/2017 - Published: 8/8/2016 - Sakura H., Skull, Arcobaleno
Of the dead (say nothing but good) by mokona-pyuh reviews
As long as 5K-V11 could remember, he had been at the facility. He had no idea how long he had been there, how old he was, or what his real name was. Skull Demort is born in a bar in Romania, out of a few words on a paper towel. (Or, the OS no one asked for but that I wrote anyway. T for some violence and unpleasantness)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,474 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 476 - Published: 5/7/2017 - Skull, Arcobaleno - Complete
Sawada Ie(YasuMitsu) by I.W.P-chan reviews
Giotto reincarnates as Iemitsu. Shenanigans ensue. (It's as cracky as it sounds).
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 168 - Published: 4/26/2017 - Iemitsu S., Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo - Complete
rattle this ghost town by black.k.kat reviews
He wonders if Hibari heard the whispers yesterday. More than likely not, since Hibari has never concerned himself with other people's opinions. Mukuro did, though; Mukuro knows all too well what it's like to be treated as a monster, an outcast, an abomination. (Or, Mukuro meets Naruto. Does it count as a fairy tale if the monsters are the ones getting the happy endings?)
Crossover - Naruto & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,917 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 150 - Published: 3/11/2017 - [Mukuro R., K. Hibari] Naruto U., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
In The Pink by Tsume Yuki reviews
Shanks hadn't set out to invite a female onto his crew, especially not as the one that'll be nursing their wounds, but really, it'd take a damn miracle to find a doctor better than this pinkette.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,019 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 666 - Published: 2/14/2017 - [Sakura H., Shanks] - Complete
Therapy no Jutsu by Lady Hallen reviews
The prompt was: I know this is already a very used subject, but I really want to read a Naruto who instead of the Hokage wants to be a psychologist...My take on Naruto's Talk no Jutsu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 275 - Published: 10/18/2016 - Naruto U., Iruka U., Team Seven - Complete
Throne Without Direction by Som3on3 reviews
"You have an old soul," Benn said and Luffy wanted to laugh, that's one way to put it, falling from the heavens and chained upon the earth. Instead he only gazed at the unchanging sky before smiling, "I'm just a free spirit."
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,062 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 3/30/2016 - Luffy, T. Law, Ace, Sabo
The Best Dates are the Cheap Ones by Shivakashi reviews
One-Shot. Post!Timeskip. The whole point was to get the best date; that meant the richest and classiest guy, right? Sakura realizes what she has taken for granted and Ino learns a lesson in value. NaruSaku NaruIno!Friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,136 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
The Epic Rivalry of Sasagawa Kyoko and Sawada Tsunayoshi by Dandelion-san reviews
Or the one where Tsuna can cook really, really, really well. (A crackish drabble-like series with no real plot. Canon AU, mostly gen)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 2,028 - Updated: 7/20/2016 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Kyōko S., Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation
The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer reviews
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,267 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 4,611 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Of Unlikely Friendships, Sneaky Bets, Shogi and Sake by Invincible Shadow reviews
Imayoshi had introduced his two favourite kouhai to each other as an experiment. He did not predict they'd get along so well, but they did, and they worked, oddly enough. Hanamiya brought out the worst in Kuroko, while Kuroko the best in the other; along with heartattacks to unsuspecting teammates who could not believe their darling shadow was not as innocent as he seemed.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 54,859 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 3/31/2016 - Published: 6/30/2015 - [Kuroko T., Hanamiya M.] Imayoshi S., Seirin
You Make Me Stupid by sarolonde reviews
Tsukishima Kei learns a valuable lesson about having no password on his phone and passing out around his devious not-friends. Or maybe he doesn't considering the result. Texting fic, AU - University/College.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,309 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 1/4/2016 - [Kei T., Tetsuro K.] Tadashi Y., Kenma K. - Complete
Modern (B)romance by eternitysky reviews
People keep telling you: oh, you and Bokuto are such good friends. Ugh. Excuse you while you lose your mind.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2015 - [Tetsuro K., Kotaro B.] - Complete
Couple T-Shirts by tradition reviews
Yachi makes t-shirts for some of Karasuno's team members. Kuroo gets jealous.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Tetsuro K., Kei T. - Complete
A Split-Second of Violence by Laura of Maychoria reviews
Hinata is loud. Hinata is annoying. Hinata is also passionate and sunny and bright, and so full of joyful energy that he brings out the best in everyone around him, even if they occasionally want to slap his head to make him shut up for awhile. When a split second of violence threatens to take all of this away, Karasuno responds with a fury.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 128,957 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Shoyo H., Tobio K., Koshi S., Ryunosuke T. - Complete
What Happens When You Assume by revolutionarykoala reviews
The Straw Hats are overjoyed to finally meet Luffy's elusive brother Sabo. When they finally lay eyes on him however, they realise that assumptions are best to be avoided when it comes to the D. Family.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 192 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo, Straw Hats P. - Complete
SO DONE WITH EVERYTHING by QuantumGhosts reviews
Written in response to chapter 692 because I'm so done with Sasuke and I think Kakashi is, too. 100% crack don't take this seriously I didn't even proof-read it it's just Kakashi throwing a tantrum and swearing a lot and calling his students names. **Whoops, forgot about the title rule, my bad! Thanks for the heads up, anon, but no need to hate, yo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Observer Effect by d1x1lady reviews
After Tony Stark outs himself as Iron Man on live television, he acquires a magical stalker in the form of a bored (female) Harry Potter, who has emerged from the Veil of Death in a world without wizards. A cat-and-mouse game ensues when Stark's curiosity drives him to ever-increasing lengths to capture his invisible benefactor, who struggles with maintaining her distance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,853 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 7,502 - Follows: 8,293 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Great Boyfriend Debate by doujinzii reviews
Oneshot. Various ships mentioned! What happens when Hinata can't keep his mouth shut about how great of a boyfriend Kageyama is? The Great Boyfriend Debate of course! Also known as the time Nekoma and Karasuno single-handedly drove Kageyama crazy. Starts off kinda fluffly then quickly turns into a downward spiral of crack.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/15/2014 - [Tobio K., Shoyo H.] [Kei T., Tadashi Y.] - Complete
Bits of Sunshine by Terans-DinosaurCostume reviews
What do you do when you wake up in a TV show? Purposely mess up the plot and make Stefan's life a living hell. Clarissa assumed she was dreaming, but she's not waking up, and between family drama with this girl who is apparently her twin and a pot smoking younger brother, Clarissa can't seem to stop bumping into Damon.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 441,715 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Damon S., OC
Modus Operandi by Zhampy reviews
Cloud is sent back to his cadet days. Now not only does Gaia's Champion have to deal with his adolescence with an all-new cynicism, he also has Dead-Aerith and Dead-Zack constantly intervening on his and Sephiroth's behalf. Cloud/Sephiroth, Aerith/Zack
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,077 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F., Aerith G.
A Tale Of two Drunks by Hellsleprechaun reviews
Kol and Stefan both seem to have disappeared, the boarding house has been trashed and all the alcohol is gone. This is not a good day for Damon. He, Elijah, Klaus and Rebekah have to try and work out what has happened to their respective brothers, while a very drunk Kol and Stefan are wandering freely around Mystic Falls.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Kol M., Stefan S. - Complete
My Mr Ukki by mapplepie reviews
"My Mr Ukki's sick!" Kakashi wailed quietly, in a room full of ninjas. So naturally, everyone heard him. Then began, a galore of misunderstandings. Just who is this mysterious Mr Ukki and what is his relationship with Kakashi - a secret lover?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 332 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Wedding Crashers by DasMervin reviews
After four years on her own, Leah thought she'd escaped her dismal old life at La Push. But when she's called home to attend Jacob and Renesmee's wedding, she brings a little company, and the stage is set for her old and new lives to collide. COMPLETE
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,211 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Leah - Complete
Den of Iniquity by LassieLowrider reviews
Harry knows all within Hogwarts walls, for Harry is the King in this Den of Iniquity, even though not all may be aware. Gryffindor is a pack, and Harry is the leader of the Pride. HP/BZ, slash, femslash, het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Celebration for the Claret and Blue by salty-sarah reviews
On the way to Hogwarts for his Sixth-Year, Dean finds himself in unexpected company. Warnings for slash. Harry/Dean. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,051 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 137 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P., Dean T. - Complete