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Joined 06-26-09, id: 1985297, Profile Updated: 12-16-11

Hi , Though I'm Not New to the FanFiction World , I am New to Writing Stories on Here .


Let's Begin With Introductions :

I am a redhead with freckles . This is how I've been described throughout my whole life and I sorta love it . I feel stereotypical, even though I'm the farthest thing from . I'm impulsive, random, weird, odd, quirky, whatever you want to call it . I often like to put my own characteristics into my characters to give them more life .

-DirtyRed- My nickname, like ?

I've Been Obsessed With Twilight Since It First Came Out All Those Years Ago & Wrote Many Stories For Fun . Then , a Good Friend of Mine Told Me of This Site & I've Spent the Better Part of A Year Reading The Many Entertaining , & Publish Worthy Stories on Here .

My Favorite Pairing is Edward / Jasper , But I Will Venture Into Edward / Bella & Edward / Jacob Fairly Often . I Just Love Me Some Edward . Mostly Tatted Up With Piercings & A Dark Past .

I Do Not Have a Schedule For Updating , Though I Will Try To Get Up A New Chapter Once A Week .

If Any Questions Feel Free To PM Me . I'd Love To Here What You're All Thinking .


Stereotyping is what is making human beings such ignorant assholes, don't stereotype, actually take the time to get to know someone.

-I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
-I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
-I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
-I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo
-I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
-I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
-I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick some one's ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
-I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
-I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
-I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
-I'm a girl who actually EATS, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm EMO so i must cut my self
I'm in MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a dork
-I say what I WANT, so I MUST be a jerk
-I have STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life
-I have bunch of GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be banging them all
-I wear what I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
-I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST greedy
-I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
-I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
-I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
-I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
-I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy
-I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
-I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
-I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
-I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
-I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
-I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
-I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so i must have problems
I’m AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST wear a cork hat and say, “G’day Mate” to everyone


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Midnight Run by Inthemadhouse reviews
AU-AH. Alice has lived happily with her foster parents and three siblings for a long time. But what happens with Dr. Cullen gets a phone call asking him to take just one more teen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 254,383 - Reviews: 2485 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,668 - Reviews: 6828 - Favs: 2,492 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by lilgent84 reviews
Edward is a nerdy teenager with two big secrets. He is not only gay...he is also comes from a long line of powerful witches! Will he be able to master all the magical elements to protect himself from oncoming danger? What happens when this Masen witch falls in love with a Cullen Vampire? Will they survive the Vampire/Witch War? A story of self discovery mixed with some Hocus Pocus!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,104 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Edward, Jasper
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8362 - Favs: 8,512 - Follows: 7,891 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daddy'll buy you a mockingbird by ThePsychoVamp reviews
Full sum. inside. Ephraim Black is alive and he's obsessed with Edward. After raping and hurting him, who better than his great-grandson to save our vampire now human boy? Mpreg,Rape, Violence, Drama, Laughs and romance Edward/Jacob story. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 200,582 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Edward, Jacob
If on a Winter's Night by Touchstone67 reviews
One fateful, winter's night, Edward and Jasper's lives are turned upside down. Is their relationship strong enough to withstand the aftermath, or will they be driven apart forever? Rated M for sexual situations, language. AH J/E slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 556,342 - Reviews: 3598 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Edward, Jasper
WHAT LIES BENEATH by Ren68 reviews
SUMMARY: EDWARD AND JASPER ARE CLASSMATES WHO HAD NEVER TALKED BEFORE BEING ASSIGNED A PROJECT. THIS IS THE STORY OF HOW EDWARD DEALS WITH HIS SEXUALITY AND HIS PAST. WITH JASPERS HELP WILL HE HEAL AND BECOME WHOLE OR WILL HE CONTINUE DOWN THE LONESOME
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,816 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Magnetism by buildmeapyramid reviews
"In freshman physics I was taught about magnetism. How it's created by opposite forces, positive and negative, working together and creating a spark. It feels like that with him, with Edward. A spark. A magnetism." AH Jakeward slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,610 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Edward, Jacob
Be Careful What You Wish For by twiXlite reviews
After a few choice words Edward disappears. What will Bella and the others think when they find him years later? He's different. He's covered in ink and steel and is hiding something from his old friends. What's he hiding behind the wall of ink and steel?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 219,759 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
If We Ever Meet Again by pattyrose reviews
High School for geeky Edward was a nightmare of mistakes, missed opportunities & insecurity issues. Six years later when fate hands him a second chance, will he know how to take it? Or will the insecure boy inside rear his head again? AH, E&B, Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 164,048 - Reviews: 3812 - Favs: 4,410 - Follows: 2,164 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Escaping the Darkness by twiXlite reviews
Birthday present for Shelby! Edward, Jasper and Emmett are on the run. Having escaped the confines of Volterra and the force of the brothers, the three end up in Forks. What could possibly compromise them there? Could three human girls be their undoing?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,366 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Price of a Broken Heart by MrsEdwardCullenP reviews
Twelve years without a word. It took so little for her to leave me. And now... of all the hospital rooms in the whole country, why did she have to walk into mine? "Get the f- out of here," I spat. AH, Canon pairings. M for lang mostly. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 177,191 - Reviews: 2431 - Favs: 2,639 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Flu by lambs79 reviews
Edward is working too hard and gets sick. Follow how they met and how Jasper does his best to care for him. Find out if it's enough to save Edward. AH. Slash. E/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 69,100 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Tell Me What You Want by MusicMovesMyPen reviews
Jasper is constantly searching for someone new to warm his bed at night. Edward is desperately seeking someone to love. When these two meet everything changes for them. Will it be for the better or for the worst? Slash/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 116,743 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6106 - Favs: 4,525 - Follows: 4,426 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
A Tale of Two Cities by TruceOver reviews
Emmett falls hard for a stranger at the airport. Edward refuses to give in. Will they be able to work through their issues and just be happy? *slash* AH Emmett/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,803 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Edward Cullen: Charity Case by Icetor reviews
Businessman Edward Cullen has one of the worst days of his life, only to be seen at rock bottom by his perfect man, someone he hasn't seen in 10 years. Slashy man-love, AH/AU, E/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,526 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Rescue Me by Marblez reviews
ALL HUMAN. HET! Jasper Whitlock doesn't have a happy home life. It's as simple as that. He doesn't know if he wants to be rescued...but Alice Cullen is determined to resuce him anyway.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,427 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Five Past Midnight by HereWithoutYou reviews
After years of friendship the sparks fly, but what obstactles will an internship in a foreign country throw into their way? - AH/Slash ExJ Don't like it? Don't read it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 113,596 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Loner by Nilla79 reviews
All Human. Edward Cullen was a loner, an outcast. He clearly hated everybody, including himself. He was not a nice person. So, why was I so drawn to him? And why did I get the crazy feeling he felt the same way?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 115 - Words: 379,793 - Reviews: 10645 - Favs: 5,174 - Follows: 2,953 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Toeing the Line by starry-nights88 reviews
Some people think there's a fine line between love and hate, even less are brave enough to search for it, and even fewer still have courage enough to toe the line. No HEA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,027 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
All And Enough by NanaMun reviews
Edward is fed up with Emmett's double life - as a straight football player and his lover - but he can't call it quits until the new boy shows up - gay and the new quarterback for the school's team and completely enamored with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,294 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Edward - Complete
Project Seduce Mr Whitlock by rmhale reviews
Edward's life changed the moment he walked into his senior history class. His boring life was turned upside down by his gorgeous teacher and now it was his mission to seduce an unsuspecting Mr. Whitlock. E/J pairing, contains male slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,074 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Never in a Lifetime by calico736 reviews
"No, just because Jasper enjoyed kissing him, didn't mean he actually had to like him." Edward & Jasper have always hated each other; what will be the outcome when the two are forced to face the truth behind their feelings for each other? E/J slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Hope by linked-pinkies reviews
When the abuse became too much, Jasper joined a gang. He lives his life because he has to. Now that he meets Alice, he's trying to live because he WANTS to. Can their love overcome all? Will Alice's feelings for Jasper be enough to save him? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 300,513 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete