I
It's "Rude and Haughty Ass". I will accept no other variation.
II
I read your story because you posted it to the public. I left you a review to express my opinion about your story. Don't like it? Don't post your stories on the Internet, and don't beg for reviews then whine when you get some.
III
You can stop the lame insults and try arguing your point now. Anytime. Seriously.
IV
Burn in hell, burn in a fiery lake of fiery fire. Yeah, whatever. Stop wasting space.
V
You may see me use 'rape' in my reviews.
VI
It's WTFKAWAII, OMGHOTT, LOLKEWL and ROFLSEXAY. There are some minor changes in certain occasions.
VII
You do care. Don't complain to me otherwise. People that don't care don't holler and stamp their feet.
VIII
IT PAYS TO BE MATURE.
IX
I encourage you to collect your gaggle of friends to come and yell at me. There's nothing quite like a flaming inbox on a cold afternoon.
X
If you are not the one who wrote the story I flamed, contact me directly if you have a problem. Otherwise, you are not worth my time (regardless of how much you think you are) and thus I will not bother with you. Shoo, fly, shoo.
XI
I am a female. My name is not Jack. You are not clever in suggesting that it is.
XII
Do. Not. Write. In. Chatspeak.
Not even idiots write in chatspeak.
The lowest life forms write in chatspeak.
XIII
I will reply to you if you reply to me. Don't complain about me in your fanfiction and I won't review that one more than once. Don't PM me and I won't PM you.
XIV
I did not make up the word digitalis.
XV
I refuse to kill myself. I am not an emo bastard. A bastard, yes, but not an emo bastard.
XVI
Threatening me will not work. I am not easily intimidated by text.
XVII
If my response has numbers in it, it means I am quoting something here and you have used an extremely common response. I am lazy and I don't feel like coming up with hundreds of creative ways to say the same thing to every Suethor or minion that passes my way.
Beeeep...