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HEY HEY EVERYONE!

Likes: food, swimming, horses, grammar, anime, manga, reading(DUR!), writing(DOUBLE DUR!), and being silly. DON'T FORGET YAOI!

Dislikes: Stupid people, "the beach episode", scary otaku, CRAZED fangirls, twilight, bad literature(See: twilight), and mondays.

Pairings:

Harry Potter:

-Fenrir X Harry

-Remus X Sirius

-Draco X Harry

-Remus X male OC

-Luna X Neville

South Park:

Stan X Kyle (Style)

-Kyle X Kenny (K Squared)

-Kenny X Butters (Bunny)

-Cartman X Kyle (Kyman)

-Craig X Tweek (Creek)

-Pip X Damien (Dip)

-Stan X Wendy (Stendy)

-Kyle X Ze Mole or Christophe (Tophelovski)

Occasionally, I like Kenny X Pip. Occasionally.

Those are my main two fandoms. The only other fandom I really can get into is Loveless. And that's pretty obvious pairing wise. I mean, what am I gonna do, like, Seimei X Yamato? Oh, by the way, that is a challenge. Get writing.

I LOVE anything to do with Fenrir Greyback. Because werewolves are sexy. Oh yes. I said it.

Mate fics tend to draw me in, and I've read a ton of them, so if anyone reading this needs any help on a mate fic, whether it be werewolf, vampire, veela, or whatever else you can come up with, message me and I can give you some pointers or whatever else you may need help with.

Amateur writers FTW!

LIST YOUR 12 FAVORITE HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS (IN ORDER) AND ANSWER THE FOLLOWING

1. Fenrir

2. Luna

3. Sirius

4. Draco

5. Lucius

6. Harry

7. Remus

8. Voldemort

9. Dumbledore

10. Weasley Twins

11. Bill

12. Neville

1.Have you ever read a 5/3 Fanfic?

No, but I'm sure they're out there.

2. Do you think 1 is hot? how hot?

In my eyes, really hot. They made him look like a freakin' troll in the movie.

3. What would happen if 6 got 10 pregnant?

It would be very strange, indeed.

4. Do you recall any fanfics about 9?

Yeah. But more often he was Manipulative!Dumbledore.

5. Would 2 & 6 make a good couple?

I don't see why not?

6. 1/4 or 9/12?

Fenrir/Draco is definitely better.

7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 & 12 having sex?

It wouldn't be that shocking.

8. Make up a summary of a 3/10 fic

Two pranksters get schooled by the master of pranking.

9. Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?

Fenrir/Voldemort? I hope not!

10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 Hurt/Comfort fic

The Man who Tended the Gardener's Heart. (OH WOW)

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to de-flower 1?

Definitely the other way around...

12. Does anyone on your friends list think 3 is hot?

I DO!!!!

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?

Nope, sadly.

14. Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?

Never.

15. What might 10 scream at a moment of passion?

The twins? Ummm... "We did it!" *highfives*

16. Write a tragedy story about 8.

Voldemort died. So tragic.

17. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

MATURE WARNING!!

18. What might be a good pick-up line for 10 to use on 2?

"So...why don't you tell me about them nargles."

19. How might 3 describe a relationship between 2 & 11?

"...and so the badass fell for the loony."

20. How emo is 7?

Not very.

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Choke by minn's.star reviews
"Come on, you need someone and so do I. We can work something out..." -and maybe it was the vodka speaking for the flushed and disheveled Finn, but Berwald just wasn't a good enough person to say no. SuFin, Gauken AU, M for smut and dark themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,478 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Finland, Sweden
A Picture's Worth by woodbyne reviews
Francis Bonnefoy is an artist who needs to get away from his life. While trying to rediscover himself, he discovers Matthew Williams, a college student who models for figure studies, and has a figure Francis would love to study. AU, CanFra/FraCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,019 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - France, Canada
Touch of Sunshine by lightinthehall reviews
He never wanted anyone to touch him, much less get close to him. That was before Alfred. Now he wants cuddles, kisses, everything. He imagines that Alfred touches like the sunshine. Prompt: Matthew has a fear of being touched.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
The Biggest Challenge reviews
What happens when Snape kids return to live with him? And one is a werewolf? Whos mate is Remus Lupin? Let's find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Remus L., OC