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Joined 06-22-09, id: 1980017, Profile Updated: 06-07-11

About Me

I'm a Twilight Fan and hopefully keeping it that way. I love Edward Cullen i mean COME ON who doesn't! But besides him the whole saga books are the Best :) (Great job SM!). And the movies are going to be GREAT! So i quess i will tell you some info about me.

My favorite football team is the Miami Dolphins and my hometown team the Hubbard Eagles! My friends and family are my life my friends are there when i need them the most and my family is there throught thick and thin. They are always keeping me out of trouble. I have a wonderful boyfriend who is there for me when i need him.

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My Shiny Freak by prettyflour reviews
Bella with some backbone. A cynical smart ass who attracts the attention of the local brooding vampire, Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. Rated M for strong snark and lemons galore. Nominated for three Tomato Soup Awards!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,332 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Dirty Notebook by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella keeps a notebook full of her dirtiest fantasies. One day while in a hurry to escape her domineering boss, she loses the raunchy book and is desperate to get it back before it falls into the wrong hands...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,292 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Locked up with a Sex God by Angel-Magic-Symphony reviews
Edward and Bella secretly want each other on the inside, while they hate each other on the outside, what happens when they are forcibly locked inside the drama's costume room? R&R One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward, my boyfriend, my future husband by MissJessx3 reviews
MUCH ANTICIPATED SEQUEL TO EDWARD, MY BEST FRIEND, MY FUTURE BOYFRIEND! That story must be read first! This starts off five years later, after Bella and Edward graduate. Good times and romance ensue! ALL-HUMAN. BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Twilight Parody by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
Another comedy arrives on FF! The readers of Twilight will enjoy this unusual take on Edward and Bella's story. WARNING unlike other parodies, this one is actually good and carefully written. No spelling or grammar mistakes here!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Good Heavens, Carlisle! by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
Clueless Carlisle finally begins to discover the secrets his family has been hiding after revealing one of his own. WARNING do not read while drinking anything that may cause choking because of laughter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Carlisle, Felix - Complete
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1863 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh my Icecream! by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
Bella and Jake are all alone in the house. Edward, I repeat, is NOT THERE. What can Jake do that darling Eddie can't? Find out here! NOT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys? by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice & Rosalie are violent, moody, bad girl best friends in a punk band called "Royally Screwed." Edward,Jasper & Emmett are the new bad boys in school. When they meet, Forks High becomes their battle ground. AU-some human, some not. R&R !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,195 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Perfect by MissJessx3 reviews
Bella is a volunteer at a hospital, who just wants to get in her boss' pants. She succeeds. ONESHOT! I just felt like writing this... haha. AH!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward, my best friend, my future boyfriend by MissJessx3 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were young. They move into an apartment together for college. This is their journey through their freshman year. Watch them fall in love with each other, one day at a time. ALL HUMAN! BXE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,336 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blackout by MandyLeigh87 reviews
All human, Edward and Bella POV. Edward and Bella live in two different worlds, even though they live next to each other. Things get complicated when Edward, the leather jacket wearing cigarette smoking rebel falls for the girl next door.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 99,410 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'd come for you, Bella by karu0792 reviews
Based off of the song by Nickelback! I own nothing! Set after BD. Edward and Bella spend some quality time together and race to their meadow, Bella briefly disappears and Edward, of course, overreacts...chaos ensues... lots-o-fluff!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cupcakes by Angel Ren reviews
As a class project, everyone has been asked to bring something homemade. Only, Edward can't cook. Bella offers to help. Mix in some Emmett, and there's a recipe for disaster! B&E Fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete