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My Shiny Freak by
prettyflour reviews
Bella with some backbone. A cynical smart ass who attracts the attention of the local brooding vampire, Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. Rated M for strong snark and lemons galore. Nominated for three Tomato Soup Awards!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,332 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Dirty Notebook by
tiffaninichole reviews
Bella keeps a notebook full of her dirtiest fantasies. One day while in a hurry to escape her domineering boss, she loses the raunchy book and is desperate to get it back before it falls into the wrong hands...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,292 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Locked up with a Sex God by
Angel-Magic-Symphony reviews
Edward and Bella secretly want each other on the inside, while they hate each other on the outside, what happens when they are forcibly locked inside the drama's costume room? R&R One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward, my boyfriend, my future husband by
MissJessx3 reviews
MUCH ANTICIPATED SEQUEL TO EDWARD, MY BEST FRIEND, MY FUTURE BOYFRIEND! That story must be read first! This starts off five years later, after Bella and Edward graduate. Good times and romance ensue! ALL-HUMAN. BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Twilight Parody by
lizzyvamp1901 reviews
Another comedy arrives on FF! The readers of Twilight will enjoy this unusual take on Edward and Bella's story. WARNING unlike other parodies, this one is actually good and carefully written. No spelling or grammar mistakes here!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Good Heavens, Carlisle! by
lizzyvamp1901 reviews
Clueless Carlisle finally begins to discover the secrets his family has been hiding after revealing one of his own. WARNING do not read while drinking anything that may cause choking because of laughter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Carlisle, Felix - Complete
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by
lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1863 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh my Icecream! by
lizzyvamp1901 reviews
Bella and Jake are all alone in the house. Edward, I repeat, is NOT THERE. What can Jake do that darling Eddie can't? Find out here! NOT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys? by
BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice & Rosalie are violent, moody, bad girl best friends in a punk band called "Royally Screwed." Edward,Jasper & Emmett are the new bad boys in school. When they meet, Forks High becomes their battle ground. AU-some human, some not. R&R !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,195 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Perfect by
MissJessx3 reviews
Bella is a volunteer at a hospital, who just wants to get in her boss' pants. She succeeds. ONESHOT! I just felt like writing this... haha. AH!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward, my best friend, my future boyfriend by
MissJessx3 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were young. They move into an apartment together for college. This is their journey through their freshman year. Watch them fall in love with each other, one day at a time. ALL HUMAN! BXE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,336 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blackout by
MandyLeigh87 reviews
All human, Edward and Bella POV. Edward and Bella live in two different worlds, even though they live next to each other. Things get complicated when Edward, the leather jacket wearing cigarette smoking rebel falls for the girl next door.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 99,410 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'd come for you, Bella by
karu0792 reviews
Based off of the song by Nickelback! I own nothing! Set after BD. Edward and Bella spend some quality time together and race to their meadow, Bella briefly disappears and Edward, of course, overreacts...chaos ensues... lots-o-fluff!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cupcakes by
Angel Ren reviews
As a class project, everyone has been asked to bring something homemade. Only, Edward can't cook. Bella offers to help. Mix in some Emmett, and there's a recipe for disaster! B&E Fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete