![]() Author has written 6 stories for Naruto. ATTENTION ALL PUSHED TOO FAR READERS: So... uh... my laptop kind of crashed and the PTF chapters were saved on it... along with my will to live. xD;; Also, while discussing (well... getting teased for) the story, I noticed that the story didn't match up with Hostage, so I'm going to have to go back and rewrite a few things, so don't expect an update for awhile. I'm so sorry everyone, and I promise I'm working hard to fix everything! Congratulations! You have stumbled upon the profile for the Mrs. Uchiha! You're a lucky one. You should feel blessed, no privileged, that your life, now has meaning. To worship me! Ok... no more coffee before typing... especially in large amounts... not good... does things to you... Anyway, my name is: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! But you can refer to me as Uchiha Sakura, has a nice ring to it doesn't it... I like it... Anyway, I LOVE Naruto! I'm absolutely obsessed with it. My friends would think its weird, but they are too... strange world... My favorite character is Sakura (but you probably guessed that by now) and I love Uchiha Itachi because he is teh smexyness. I love it when people I've never met argue with me! Especially about things such as pairings. I also like it when people leave REVIEWS not just 'please update'. I love getting reviews, and I love knowing that you like my story, but I would rather have a review where someone points out what they liked or didn't like. So, I'm begging you, send me a nice long flame arguing with everything I've said. I don't review a lot, so if I do leave you a review, its either because your story sucked so much I felt the need to flame you, or your story was excellent and you deserved praise. I would also like to point out that I have never written a short flame. If I read your story, I tell you exactly what I didn't like about it, and sometimes even ways that I thought might make it better. I try to fit good aspects into the flame too, so that the writer doesn't take it to hard, but sometimes... well... you get where I'm going with this. Contacting me: Youtube: http://youtube.com/profile?user=UchihaSakura08 MSN: uchihasakura_always@yahoo.com (I know its a yahoo account, but its hooked up to MSN) A challenge! One of my friends gave me a challenge. I have said that I will ship anything as long as it's not yuri. So, she told me 'go on Naruto fanfiction and find the first oneshot that's updated. Read it.' It's a really fun thing to do when you have time. You read work that you normally wouldn't think of, and you experience new pairings. Also, if you like reading bits of weird pairings, read 'Why Orange' by Truly Wicked. Awesome SasuNaru story, and it's got tons of crack side pairings. My friends! LilBitzer (Tsu-shishou herself) Oropimp (Oro-sensei writes the best Uchihacest lemons ever.) MustardGal (SKITZY-SEMPAI!!) Chibi-Penguin-Chan (I love you, Harly! Even if you hate me! :3) and more that I don't feel like looking up right now Favorite Pairings (in order of how much I like them): ITASAKU! SasuNaru SasuHina Uchihacest KakaSaku DeiHina NaruIno SasoTen GaaraLee SasuHana (though most of my reviewers seem to hate her. I really do like the pairing) I ship almost anything, these are only a few of the things I like. So yeah, if it's noncannon, chances are I read it. There are a few cannon ones that I read, but not too many because it kind of gets on my nerves. Least Favorite Pairings (in order of how much I hate them): NaruSaku- This one I have trouble with. I do understand why people would ship them together, but I personally find it hard to do so because they seem like brother and sister. The problem with that is my second favorite non-yaoi pairing. SasuHina. I love the pairing. Unfortunately almost every story I've read of them together contained NaruSaku. Even 'A Light in Darkness' by Bullwinkle's Lady (highly recommended story) had NaruSaku in it, and I'm not having trouble finishing it! I really think I would have rather seen Naruto not make it, then have him paired with Sakura. Kankaru and basically anyone... I don't like him... don't know why... DeiSaku. I tried to like it, but I just can't force myself to. My views on SasuSaku (while trying to write a different pairing): QUOTES: "So, if his (gingerbread man off of Shrek) buttons weren't made of gumdrops, would he let the creepy midget take them off?" Me '"ItaSaku is so much better than SasuSaku." "No it isn't! There is no proof whatsoever that proves that they would work well together." "But he's sooooooooo hot. It has to work." "If Itachi met Sakura, he'd kill her." "No he wouldn't! He'd fall madly in love with her and they'd be together forever and ever." "And why would he fall in love with her?" "Because she has pink hair." "That makes no sense!" "It does, you're just to blind to see it."' -- Me and my best friend arguing about the better pairing. '"Oh, you! " "I have a name." "I know, but I can't remember it right now, so come here.'" My wonderful brother talking to me Sakura Haruno said... I'M GOING TO PUSH + OFF OF A CLIFF!! Hermione Potter said... Is he made of mayo? Sakura Haruno said... I don't think so... A Confused Schizophrenic said... my sister is Mayo... Hermione Potter said... well, if we're made of mustard/ketchup mold, if he was made of Mayo, then I'd want to push them off a cliff. Those mayo people can't be trusted... I'm Sakura Haruno, and Hermione Potter (Chibi-Penguin-Chan) and A Confused Schizophrenic (Mustard Gal) are two 'friends' of mine I met online. This conversation was taken from Hermione Potter's whiteboard on bebo. Creepy and slightly perverted inside joke mentioned in Hostage: '"You're story makes no sense"- best friend "You read my story?"-me "Yeah, but it doesn't make sense. It isn't realistic at all"-bff "I think it does. Sure there's a lot of OOCness, but I think it's pretty accurate."-me "Not really, think about. The only time these guys see a girl is when they're going to kill them or they're in the way of their mission. Now they have Sakura, who is in fact a girl, in their hideout. They would have boned her by now. What are they doing? Making cookies all day?" "No! Besides, Itachi would protect her!" "You say that, but what I'm hearing is that he likes peanut butter cookies."' Yeah... she has issues... Oprah says: Oprah says: Oprah says: Oprah says: I change my name to Oprah (on MSN) whenever I discuss... problems... with a friend of mine. I thought it was funny the way it's set up. PAIRINGS THAT WILL BE APPEARING IN MY NEW STORY PUSHED TOO FAR: As everyone should know by now, I have a new story up, and I absolutly love writing it. The biggest reason why is because its full of crack pairings. However, the only two that are set in stone are ItaSaku and DeiHina. So, people smart enough to read my profile get an extra preview. Ino and Tenten's pairings have not been completely decided yet, and as of right now they are -drumroll- SASORI/TENTEN and ZETSU/INO. Why you ask? SasoTen sounds fun. Ino runs the flower shop. Zetsu is pretty much a human eating plant. Flowers are plants. So Zetsu is a pretty flower for Ino to take care of! Yay! And please note, while I did ask for suggestions for pairings at the start of the story, it's already half written, and I don't need the help anymore. And PLEASE don't ask me to give other characters (ie Hidan, Tobi or anyone in Konoha) a pairing because (spoiler alert) the majority of the Akatsuki won't be introduced in this story! For those who don't know, this is a trilogy. Stats: I'm on the favorites list of 75 members. I'm on the author alert list of 58 members. Total words archived : 54,201 words. Avg. number of words per entry : 9,034. Hostage: 154 favorites 114 alerts 15 c2s 63,728 hits Pushed too Far 120 favorites 186 alerts 3 c2s 33,362 hits |
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