![]() Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Vampire Diaries, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Hey guys! I'm storylover3 and my favorite series are the Twilight Saga, the Percy Jackson Series, the Hunger Games, the Privet Series, Princess Diaries, pretty much anything by Meg Cabot, Pretty Little Liars, the Sammy Keyes Series, the House of Night, Inheritance Cycle... basically, the list is endless. I love to read and I also love to write creative stories based on books I read; basically I love fanfiction.net!!!! :D ;D!!!! AND NOW I LURRRRRRRVE VAMPIRE DIARIES! I LOVE YA DAMON SALVATORE!!!! Then on my list would be Klaus, I mean come on! He is SOOOO hot! I am random :) NOT AS RANDOM AS ME- Optimistic4ever! Sorry, I'm randomish!!!!! And that was my BFF optimistic4ever... O IS CAPITOL!!! Um... well as you can see(not literally!), we're practically sisters... You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… (i got this from storylover8's profile) You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events (It has happened). You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" In the beginning of your first History class, you blurt out "Will we be You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: You have ADD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this. When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. You give all your siblings god parents You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You still think Thuke could happen. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth. You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico. You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena). You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (this is for Nico-obsessed people.) Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. You get other people obsessed. You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book. You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie. You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”iBookworm-chan You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" iBookworm-chan When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. olympianchef213 ~You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. olympianchef213 ~You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" olympianchef213 ~You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. olympianchef213 You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You suddenly hate thunderstorms. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room You know PJO better then most sane people You have links to every great PJO site You add things to the list every day You know what you would do if you were Percy You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (Absolutely NOT!) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (I just need to find a golden drachama) You give friends and youself a godly parent, You are trying to learn Greek (not yet, but i will) You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy You have an instant crush on Nico! (OMG YES!) You just have to research more about greek mythology You want to learn Latin You copy/paste this onto your profile Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess You’re nodding and smiling when you read this You own every single book You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list You call yourself a demigod You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real You find yourself praying to Athena when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO Youv'e called someone you know a satyr. And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS! I got this from an AWESOME chain mail: Paraprosdokian sentences: A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to re-frame or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect. Ø I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Ø A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Ø Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Ø War does not determine who is right -- only who is left. Ø Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Ø If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong Ø I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. Ø Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. Ø The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Ø I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted pay cheques. Ø The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. Ø We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public. Ø Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening,' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Ø To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. Ø A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. My desk is a work station. Ø How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire Ø Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR." Ø I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. Ø Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Ø Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? Ø Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. Ø You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. Ø The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! Ø Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. Ø A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip Ø Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were. Ø Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. Ø Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go. Ø There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away. Ø I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. Ø I always take life with a grain of salt... plus a slice of lemon... and a shot of tequila. Ø When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. Ø You're never too old to learn something stupid. Ø To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. Ø Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. Ø A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it. Ø If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child? Ø Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Here is a Twilight Oath which I got from I-stabbed-him-with-the-pencil's profile: I promise to remember Bella If you think it's funny how Hepheastus embarrases Aphrodite and Ares when they are together, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think it's annoying how Dionysus always call Percy Jackson, Peter Johnson, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Alexandra Daddario should really dye her hair blonde and wear grey color contacts for the Percy Jackson movie because all Athena children have those features, copy and paste this into your profile! If you think the Percy and Ares fight should've been added into the Percy Jackson movie copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the movie age for Percy Jackson should've been the age in the book copy and paste this into your profile. If you think it's not fair that when good people die they have to go to the underworld Elysuim which isn't the best place in the Percy Jackson book then copy and paste this into your profile If you love Seth Clearwater and/or Boo boo Stewart more than yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (Oh come on, you know you do.) 57 percent of American teens would die if Barrack Obama told them it wasn't neccisary to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 43 percent laughing their butts off at the others. If you have your own little world and in it Seth Clearwater is your boyfriend, copy this to your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at some stupid peppy talkshow host who said Twilight was stupid, put this on your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one because you weren't born a Quiliute so you can't be a wearwolf and vampires are better than boring, old humans, paste this onto your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight it isn't even funny anymore, copy this into your profile If you went to sleep around 2 A.M. reading Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, or Breaking Dawn copy and paste this into your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Seth Clearwater, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Jacob Black, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile IF SETH IMPRINTS ON SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME I'M GONNA HURT SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree!! |
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