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Joined 02-14-11, id: 2749970, Profile Updated: 02-16-11

I'm a twenty-something Marketing student and a professional procastinator who likes a good laugh while watching a movie. I'm obssesed with chocolate and sarcasm. My main job is being a Harry Potter reader with an unhealthy fixation with Lily/James stories.

And, last but not least, I don't claim credit for the avatar I'm using--I didn't make it! The glory goes to wonderful Tullerusk at DeviantArt.

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"The pain of parting is nothing to the joy of meeting again" - Charles Dickens

"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it" - Unknown

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Through A Glass Darkly by Luna Rapunzel reviews
Nothing's fair in love and war anymore. xx The sixth and seventh years. JPLE, MMSB, RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 164,250 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 6/7/2009 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] [Marlene M., Sirius B.]
A Month of Sundays by marziipan reviews
How does Lily discover her buried feelings for James Potter? Picks up from James's and Lily's 5th year, shortly after Lily ends her friendship with Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,500 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 2,732 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 4/12/2017 - Published: 7/25/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Optivus by PPVV reviews
AU Welcome to H.W Academy, where manners exist and the nobility reside. But for James Potter that world comes to an end as he is called to war. Can he leave Lily Evans, the person whom he cares for the most? L/J Will he choose love or duty? R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 197,779 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 4/4/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11620 - Favs: 11,054 - Follows: 9,489 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3566 - Favs: 4,992 - Follows: 4,409 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Wizard Walks Into A Bar by GhostOfBambi reviews
Contrary to popular belief, it's not always the man who does all the chasing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 149 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Snaps by Jewels5 reviews
James comes up with a nickname.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 192 - Published: 5/1/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Red Light, Green Light by orchidvines reviews
You're a little screwed up. No, seriously. Everything you meddle in just spontaneously combusts. Kind of like the Midas Touch, but just, you know, less about gold and more about crap. Emma, Modern Day.
Emma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,840 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
The History of A Shower Stall by Queen Nightingale reviews
James bit the figurative apple. So Lily, being God, threw him out of the figurative Eden." JPLE One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/9/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Penmanship Smitten by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
There were four things that I was incredibly certain of— 1. Prongs was a troublemaker. 2. He very well could be lying and really was a female. 3. I had no clue who he was. 4. I one hundred percent fancied the pants off the bloke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Alarming and Beautiful by stolen-whispers reviews
What she didn’t realize until after she agreed to go out with him was that these things were piling on his shoulders until he was hunched under the weight of the world and it was all he could do not to throw it off and watch it shatter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Devil Wears Quidditch Gear by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,890 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Philologus by PPVV reviews
COMPLETE! AU Welcome to H.W Academy, where manners exist and the nobility reside. It’s the only world James Potter knows, but when Lily Evans enters his life, that world is shattered. L/J He’s about to learn that there are some things money can’t buy. R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 184,698 - Reviews: 1994 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Wind And Waves by HeroOfTheCastleOfMarble reviews
James is the pirate Captain of The Marauder. Lily is the daughter of a Duke. The two strike up a contract and the next thing Lily knows, she's on a Pirate ship, with one of the deadliest pirates after her. AU LilyJames Please read and review! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,922 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The girl or the game? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily won’t date James because of his Quidditch obsession, so he quits it for a bet. In 7 days, he struggles to cope with withdrawal symptoms, while she attempts to not fall in love with him and prevent embarrassing situations like sniffing his boxers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,189 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I'll Take it Shaken, Not Stirred by Jewels5 reviews
Mix: 1 portion each of mystery, mayhem, and murder. Add: James, Lily, spies, school, and sarcasm. Stir in: 1 tablespoon each of chaos and enmity. Blend using: sense of humor and ability to read. Serve: shaken, not stirred...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 241,427 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 6/8/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete