The Supernaturalist
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I need to get some stories on here. :

I am now The Supernaturalist!

Well, here's a lil bout myself:

Name: it starts with a J and ends with an I.

Gender: Female... I hope. ._.

Age: Under or over any random number you choose.

Fave Food: Fruit. I'm a vegetarian : In dis case, fruititarian.

Worst Food: Too many...

Fave Subject: None

Least Favorite Subject: None

Fave Book(s): Lots. :

Fave Manga: Kodocha, Naruto, Cardcaptor Sakura, Ranma 1/2, Ultra Maniac (I only read one book, but it seems pretty good), Prince of Tennis, Death Note - This was from forever ago, I really don't read manga anymore o:

Fave Color(s): Green, Pink, Silver, Orange

Fave Kind of Music: Everything.

Can't think of anything else to write at the moment, but if I do, I'll be sure to write it down.

Quote: I still believe, that in spite of everything, everyone is still good at heart. ~Anne Frank~

What if your name was Anonymous? You’d get the credit for everything nobody wanted credit for.

Why do people say ‘heads up’ when you should duck?

If our planet is inhabited with creatures made by God, then isn't it possible that there is another planet out there inhabited by creatures of the Devil?

In Disney’s ‘Tarzan’, how come Tarzan doesn’t have a beard?

How come the words ‘thaw’ and 'unthaw' mean the same thing?

What would happen if you said ‘Hi’ to a friend on an aeroplane who’s name is Jack?

What does OK actually mean?

Wouldn't it be ironic if someone were to choke and die on a life savor?

When a car is for sale and it has a balloon on it, does the balloon come with it?

Does it really count in court when an Atheist is sworn under oath using a Bible?

Why is it that when we are humming, and we block our noses, the humming stops? Do we really hum through our mouths or our noses?

Are children who speak sign-language allowed to talk with their mouth full?

How fast do hotcakes sell?

What do vegetarians feed their dogs?

Do stuttering people stutter when they think to themselves?

Isn't it strange that Halloween is the one day a year that your parents tell you to take candy from strangers?

Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?

How come popcorn isn’t a vegetable?

Why do people say; ‘You can’t have your cake and eat it too!’ Who would buy cake if they couldn't eat it?

Why aren’t safety pins as safe as they say they are?

Why do companies offer you ‘free gifts’? When has a gift NOT been free?

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

Can mute people burp?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Who was the first person to say, “See the chicken over there?... I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt.”?

Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?

If you made cookies with chocolate milk instead of plain milk, would they taste chocolaty?

What was Captain Hook’s name before he got a hook for a hand?

What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it’s all about?

Why does the Easter Bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

Can you slam a revolving door?

What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?

Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?

Why does it say ‘May contain traces of peanuts or other kinds of nuts’ on peanut butter jars? Surely anyone buying peanut butter was well aware of this.

Why is it that people duck in the rain? Do they really think it will leave them alone?

If a pope goes to the toilet, is it considered holy crap?

Why can the saying ‘It’s all going downhill from here’ mean both that it will get easier, and it will get worse?

What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?

Have ex-bankers become disinterested?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

You know how most packages say ‘Open here’, what is the protocol if the package reads ‘Open somewhere else’?

Do birds pee?

Why does mineral water which has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?

Why don’t you ever see baby pigeons?

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? How much more sour could it become?

How can there be ‘self- help GROUPS’?

How can someone ‘draw a blank’?

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

I know you can be overwhelmed, but can’t you ever be whelmed just right?

How can something be new AND improved? If its new, there's nothing its improved apon.

If you feed a bee nothing but oranges, does it start making marmalade?

If a man is walking in a forest, and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Why do they sterilise needles for lethal injections?

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say that humpty-dumpty is an egg?

Can blind people see their dreams?

What came first, the fruit or the colour orange?

What's the opposite of ‘opposite’?

Do sore thumbs really stick out?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Is the fear of flying groundless?

Do mimes watch silent movies?

Why can’t women put mascara on with their mouths closed?

Why can wizards make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air?

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said it wasn't cool to breath. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this to your profile.

Chocolate is YUMMY! If you are a chocoholic, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you realize that copy and pasting things to your profile is totally pointless, and yet you do it anyways, pointlessly copy and paste this to your profile.

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A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

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If you are in love with The Maurauders (maybe minus Peter Pettigrew), copy and paste this in your profile.

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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

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If you think the government should make levees and not wars, put this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, put this in your profile.

I'm bored...if you are bored, put this in your profile and let the world know that you have nothing to do.

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If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I think that falling in love with non-existent people like characters in books or movies is perfectly normal. If you agree with me, copy this into your profile.

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From Jerseys To Robes by archer-razilia reviews
Jerseys will be changed to robes, tennis rackets will be changed to wands...where are the Seigaku Regulars going? To Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! Join them as they stay there for 1 school year! Classes have started! Chapter 12 now up!
Crossover - Prince of Tennis & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,873 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 3/19/2006
Neo Yondaime Hokage by Psycho G reviews
AU. In battling and defeating Kyuubi No Kitsune, the sealing jutsu unexpectedly sealed away Yondaime Hokage into Naruto. What will life for Naruto be like now that Yondaime is sealed away into him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 627,943 - Reviews: 8995 - Favs: 8,542 - Follows: 6,978 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Wrath of sorcerers by phppsmss reviews
"Those wizards… those cold-blooded murderers, I'll never forgive them." CCSHP. SS/ET Completed
Crossover - Harry Potter & Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 112,629 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Sakura K. - Complete
Hey, Juliet! by Sarazz Prime reviews
The Hitachiin twins are bored, yet again! So when another case of mistaken gender identification, a broken piece of expensive art, and the sudden recruitment of another unwilling Ouran High Host Club member happens, the twins find themselves a new toy....
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 150,388 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Punk'd: Beast Boy and Raven Style by Lexi The Writer reviews
It's Punk'd...Beast Boy and Raven style! Rated PG 13 for sexual humor and violence. Rated M for certain reasons. Chapter 23 is now up! I own nothing at all. Except my name and this story.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,570 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Beast Boy, Raven
Ninja Karaoke by LaZ Chaos reviews
A bunch of ninjas, good and evil, are forced to sing karaoke by a happy, hyper Naruto and a drunk Tsunade. How will this turn out!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,279 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Complete
Punk'd: The Fred And George Way by Lexi The Writer reviews
Fred and George punk people. Chp 6: Surprise Punk'd. Caution: If you die of laughter everytime you read funny stuff I advise you not to read this fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 8/27/2005 - George W.
on the other side of the computer by amie.stargazer reviews
Hinata gets her first IM account with Ino's help. While trying to message one of Ino's friends, Sakura she makes a mistake and ends up talking to someone else. AU, kinda OOC, main sasuhina, some shikaten nejitema naruino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 39,723 - Reviews: 1707 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Calendar by Link and Luigi reviews
For one whole year, the teachers shall force their students to celebrate every holiday of the year in the quest of life, liberty and the pursuit of youthfullness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 165,336 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
The Story of the Orphan at Ouran by Amnoying Ammii reviews
an Orphan is sent to Ouran after being addopted by one of the kindest and richest men in the world, but when catastrophe strikes, does she let the Host Club help her or does she lead her destiny to Hell just because they're another Host Club? OCx K or T?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,998 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007
So who's holding the leash? by wayofthepen reviews
Naruto is hit by a nasty jutsu that gives his body foxlike traits, and his mind the intelligence of one. He is trusted to Kiba's team, but Hinata comes to realize a little embarrassment is the least of her worries.NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,015 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Random Predicting Machine! by Lexi The Writer reviews
It makes random predictions about the titans when they ask it a question. Warning: Contains a preppy Raven, Titans on Jerry Springer, and Slade is a good guy! RR Ch 13 is updated.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,581 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 12/18/2004
Teen Titans: Stuck In An Elevator by Lexi The Writer reviews
What would happen if the teen titans were stuck in an elevator? For three days? With terrible elevator music? And it happens to be for a reality show? New Story from Lexi The Writer so expect humor.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,005 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005
We All Love the Tobi! by True Phantom reviews
Follow everyone’s favorite Tobi and his misadventures through the Akatsuki! All the way to when he joined and the others opinions on him!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 9/24/2006
My Eyes, Your Eyes by NoCareChakara reviews
A girl and her wolf, battered from head to toe, make their way to Konoha in attempt to escape their painful past. Who can help her? KibaOC [CHAPTER 3 IS UP! ]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Kiba I.
Chronicles of Tsukigakure: Three sided War! by JackOfBladesX reviews
Sequel to Chronicles of Tsukigakure: Team 7!. The conflicts between Moon, Leaf, and Sound are heating up. What is Orochimaru planning...and what does it have to do with Kitsune Uzamaki and Tanuki no Sabaku. Find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,423 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 6/29/2006
Uzumaki Wolf by NoCareChakara reviews
Hi, I'm Uzumaki Jade. You know the tale of my brother don't you? The story of Naruto and the Kyuubi? Well, what you weren't told was that the day the Kyuubi was sealed in Naruto, it's mate was sealed in me... Kiba x OC & Sasuke x OC, Minor OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,691 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Kiba I., Sasuke U.
Kiba's Trouble by Topaz Talyn reviews
In order to save himself, Naruto tells the Akatsuki that there is dog demon sealed inside Kiba. Now the Akatsuki is after Kiba and he has to find a way to avoid them while planning his revenge on Naruto [Hiatus]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Kiba I., Itachi U.
Chronicles of Tsukigakure: Team 7! by JackOfBladesX reviews
After failing to bring Sasuke back, Naruto is exiled from hidden leaf. After years of training he gathers a number of ninja and forms a new village, Tsukigakure. I know, not to original thus far, However this story takes place about 100 years later.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,265 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Complete
Mortal Maiden by Hanney reviews
Sakura a 12 year old girl filled with anger. Her parents murdered. She was strong and powerful she made a promise that she would avenge her parents deaths and kill the firebender girl Azula who was the one that killed her parents.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2006
The Game of Go by sessha-chan reviews
Naruto and Sasuke, highranking ANBU have taken a contract. Their mission: to protect Harry Potter and the inhabitants of Hogwarts at all costs. And if possible kill Voldemort while they're at it. Sounds like they're in for a long year. noyaoi. complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,965 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A WinWin Situation by Topaz Talyn reviews
A Parody of Gaara romance stories. Temari tries to get Gaara to go out with various girls so that she will be free to find herself a boyfriend. Gaara however is not too fond of this plan. Will he find love? Or will Naruto screw everything up?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 15,043 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Naruto: The Album! by MonroeFishel reviews
Been a while hasn't it? Well, I'm back and hopfully I can bring the house down! Don't be afraid to review! Track Number Ten: Haku We're Going Down!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006
Answering Machines! THIS MONTH: HINATACHAN! by Neji-kun-naruto reviews
Who is calling Hinata? Us of course! And her little Naruto friends.....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Hinata H.
Argetlam by BluSkye425 reviews
Sakura is a Princess who has just lost her father because of Urgals. To get revenge, she goes to the Urgals' enemy, the Varden, and helps them. There she meets all sorts of odd characters, including Li, and receives the coveted position of Dragon Rider, b
Crossover - Card Captor Sakura & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2005
Fox Fox Revolution by Reillusioned reviews
Every full moon, Kyuubi can take over Naruto's body. Why hasn't anybody noticed? Well, he hasn't exactly been using this time to destroy the village.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/28/2005
The Bachelor by Sednaa reviews
Syaoran: mean, sarcastic,arrogant. Sakura: sweet,intelligent,mistress of the cards. Watch as they fight it off on 'The Bachelor'.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,420 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Syaoran L., Sakura K.
Onward To Treasure by ForeTeller reviews
Unfortunately for Syaoran, his travelling ship was raided and conquered by notorious pirates. The ultimatum given to him was to be stranded on a deserted island or to be part of the pirate crew. Romance and hunky pirates. What are you waiting for?
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 3/14/2005
New Towns by White Blossoms reviews
They thought they were just a couple of new kids! How wrong they were! Skater's, Blader's thats what it's all about!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,826 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/3/2004 - Published: 10/14/2004
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2638 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
A Different Kind of Card by Digimon Emperor reviews
This is a Yu-Gi-OhCardcaptor Sakura Crossover
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2003 - Sakura K., Eriol H.