i'm a loser because i don't want to be popular. Labels don't define ME! Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live" Good friends will help you with your drug problem, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you Good friends will bail you out of jail, BEST FRIENDS will be sitting next to you in your cell going "That was fun! Should do that again!" Good friends dont let you do stupid things, BEST FRIENDS don't let you do stupid thing ALONE Good Friend: Knocks politely at your door, BEST Friend: Walks right on in and shouts ‘I’M HOME’ Good Friend: Will bail you out of jail, BEST Friend: Will be sitting on the bench next to you saying ‘Damn that was fun! Let’s do it again!’ Good Friend: Will help you cry when you are rejected by a boy, BEST Friend: Will go up to the boy and say ‘Its because you’re gay, isn’t it?’ Good Friend: Asks nicely for your stuffBEST Friend: Shouts ‘GIMME!!’ Good Friend: Waits to call you until a reasonable hour, BEST Friend: Calls you at 2 in the freaking morning FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month, BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad" Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for her number Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. Friends: Fade Best Friends: Are 4 Ever My Mother Taught Me… 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. I've noticed people like to copy and paste the following to their profiles... tiz all good in the hood, just remember where you got it from :D TEAM EDWARD: because all guys should be this perfect... TEAM EMMETT: because I LOVE a guy with muscles... TEAM JASPER: he can take a snap at me any time... TEAM CARLISLE: because I like to play doctor... haha... TEAM JACOB: because I don't mind a little extra hair... CULLENISM: my new religion. DRACULA? Pff, more like Edward Cullen... I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder. MIKE NEWTON: my brand of valium. PROUD TO BE A BRUNETTE! (Edward prefers them. Take that, blondes!) JACOB BLACK doesn't have to toast at 108.9 degrees F to have me SWEATING...! I thought I had found my Edward Cullen... but it was just another idiot with fangs. If Edward Cullen was real, I'd like, totally stalk him. WARNING: Having a vampire boyfriend may be hazardous to your health. (Not that you'd care.) Why so sullen, Edward Cullen? TWILIGHT: noun, 1. period between afternoon and nighttime 2. the first textually transmitted disease. THANKS TO TWILIGHT, now if that certain boy seems to ignore me, it's only because he's a vampire, and he's polite enough to try and resist my blood. EDWARD CULLEN: he's bringing sexy back... yeah! EMMETT CULLEN is a sexy beast. Literally. JASPER HALE: Making you feel all warm and fuzzy about spilling your guts. In my mind: Edward loves me, Alice is my BFF, and Jacob wants me. I kissed a WEREWOLF and I liked it! I hope my VAMPIRE don't mind it! JACOB BLACK OR EDWARD CULLEN?? Ah, that's easy. BOTH, PLEASE AND THANKS! Maybe I shouldn't say it... but JAMES, if you wanted to track me, I wouldn't be so hard to find... haha. I like my men cold, dead and sparkling. If I had my way, I would spend the majority of my time kissing Edward. In my personal opinion, Bella is a complete twat. Twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight. What obsession? Oh, for Fork's sake. YOU REALLY KNOW YOU'VE REACHED THE POINT OF NO RETURN, AND ARE TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT, WHEN YOU WATCH WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, JUST IN CASE SOMEONE CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS. RANDOM... HE SAID: I don't know why you wear a bra: you've nothing to put in it. SHE SAID: You wear pants, don't you? Hahahahahahahaha. Wait. What? I have super powers. I just don't want to show you. Hi. I have cool socks on today. I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I do. Don't flatter yourself. I was looking at your friend. ME?? SARCASTIC?? NOOOOO. I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce. Tell your boyfriend's pants it's not polite to point. FAKE. It's the latest trend. and everyone seems to be in style. If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain... bom chicka wah wah... and every word is nonsense, but I understand. When The Power Of Love Will Overcome The Love Of Power, The World Will Know Peace. Secret Admirer: a stalker with stationary. Who ever said, "Nothing is impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door. Don't follow me... I'm lost too. Poke me. I dare you. Doctors say I have Multiple Personalities. We disagree with that. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious. DON'T DRINK WATER: fish have sex in it. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Dain bramaged. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, feck the fruit. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is question is Carlisle Cullen, get those apples the hell away from me. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. You can't make a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths. "If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English." - Homer Simpson. I'm so gangsta. I carry a squirt gun. One night I looked up at the beautiful stars and began to think... where the HECK is my roof?? People are like SLINKIES. Basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs. Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to. I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet. :D One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: Twilight Quotes!! They're all by Edward, because I lurrrve him thiiiiiiiiiiis much (stretches out arms as wide as they can go): Someone has to spread the good news that we survived. The wasting of finite resources is everyone’s business. I said it would be better if we weren’t friends, not that I didn’t want to be. You really should stay away from me. I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly. I think your friends are angry with me for stealing you. Only you could get into trouble in a town this small. You would have devastated their crime rate statistics for a decade, you know. I hear voices in my mind and you’re worried that you’re the freak. Be safe. You are exactly my brand of heroin. And so the lion fell in love with the lamb… What a sick, masochistic lion. Come on, little coward, climb on my back. Are you still faint from the run? Or was it my kissing expertise? Your hair looks like a haystack… but I like it. You are utterly indecent — no one should look so tempting, it’s not fair. Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me! And you’re worried, not because you’re headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won’t approve of you, correct? Actually, Esme wouldn’t care if you had a third eye and webbed feet. No coffins, no piled skulls in the corners; I don’t even think we have cobwebs… what a disappointment this must be for you. You really shouldn’t have said that. It seems I’m going to have to tamper with your memory. You fell down two flights of stairs and through a window. You have to admit, it could happen. Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand… I’m sorry if there’s been some kind of miscommunication, but Bella is unavailable tonight. To be perfectly honest, she’ll be unavailable every night, as far as anyone besides myself is concerned. No offense. And I’m sorry about your evening. When someone wants to kill you, you’re brave as a lion — and then when someone mentions dancing… ~Edward Cullen, Twilight Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words. boom chicka boom boom chicka chicka boom Her name was Auroura, She was only five, This is what happened, When she was alive. Her dad was a drunk, Her mom was an addict, Her parents kept her, Locked in an attic. Her only friend was a little toy bear, It was old and worn out, And had patches of hair. She always talked to it, When no one's around, She lays there and hugs it, Not a peep of sound. Until her parents, unlock the door, Some more and more pain, She'll have to endure. A bruise on her leg, A scar on her face, Why would she be, In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear, And softly cries, She loves her parents, But they want her to die. She sits in the corner, Quiet but thinking, "God, why? Why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life, For a sad little kid, She'd get beaten and beaten, For anything she did. Then one night, Her mom came home high, The poor child was hit and slapped, As hours went by. Then her mom suddenly, Grabbed for a blade, It was sharp and pointy, One that she made. She thrust the blade, Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless pest!" The mom walked out, Leaving the girl slowly dying. She grabbed her bear, And again started crying. Police showed up, At the small little house, They quickly barged in, Everything was as quiet as a mouse. One officer slowly, Opened a door, To find the sad little girl, Lying on the floor. It must have been bad, To go through so much harm, But at least she died, With her best friend in her arms Repost this if you are against child abuse If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. Emmett Cullen: An Idiot since 1915 Jasper Hale: Bipolar since 1843 Alice Cullen: Crazier Than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Bitchier Than You since 1914 Edward Cullen: Uglier Than You since 1901 Bella Swan: Clumsier Than You since 1987 94% of teenagers would cry if Edward Cullen tried to jump of a building. Paste this into your profile if you would be one of the 6% screaming 'jump Eddie jump!' 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile 96% of teenagers would scream if Justin Bieber tried to jump of a building. Paste this into your profile if you would be one of the 4% screaming 'do a backflip!' friends are kind and care for you when your upset they share things with you and know how to make you happy friends are true and pure and know the real you they love to have fun and chat with others friends are polite and only tell the you the truth they'll always have to time to help a person in need friends is what makes people happy like the sun rising in the morning they will always be there for you no matter what happens. by me =[) fav quote: 'life is to short to be taken seriously' Oscar wilde. fav books and pairings: Percy jackson and the olympians, PERCABETH, THUKE, SILENA/CHARLIE Twilight, ALEC/BELLA, CARLISLE/ESME, EMMETT/ROSE, ALICE/JASPER, EDWARD/TANYA. When i read Twilight i imagine the love Bella and Alec could have, If only Eddie and and Bella weren't meant to be! When i read Percy jackson and the olympians i feel the friendship percy shares with all his friends and the trust he has for his family When i read Twilight i understand how Bella felt when Edward left her When i read Percy jackson and the olympians i know that there is always hope for heroes that try hard enough Read if your not a bitch! show that you care, do the world some good! My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) Thank you everyone who has read this message and pasted it on their profile i got this off someone elses profile and i agreed to paste this on my profile so please for all you kind people out there say thank you to 'worldsbiggesttwilightfan' THANKYOU! =) Maybe together if enough people care we can put an end to child abuse. ANOTHER STORY OF CHILD ABUSE! Her name was Auroura, She was only five, This is what happened, When she was alive. Her dad was a drunk, Her mom was an addict, Her parents kept her, Locked in an attic. Her only friend was a little toy bear, It was old and worn out, And had patches of hair. She always talked to it, When no one's around, She lays there and hugs it, Not a peep of sound. Until her parents, unlock the door, Some more and more pain, She'll have to endure. A bruise on her leg, A scar on her face, Why would she be, In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear, And softly cries, She loves her parents, But they want her to die. She sits in the corner, Quiet but thinking, "God, why? Why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life, For a sad little kid, She'd get beaten and beaten, For anything she did. Then one night, Her mom came home high, The poor child was hit and slapped, As hours went by. Then her mom suddenly, Grabbed for a blade, It was sharp and pointy, One that she made. She thrust the blade, Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless pest!" The mom walked out, Leaving the girl slowly dying. She grabbed her bear, And again started crying. Police showed up, At the small little house, They quickly barged in, Everything was as quiet as a mouse. One officer slowly, Opened a door, To find the sad little girl, Lying on the floor. It must have been bad, To go through so much harm, But at least she died, With her best friend in her arms Repost this if you are against child abuse OMG I'm so happy! My first story 'Kayla Daughter of Hades and Athena' is going great so far! I've now wrote 10,000 words for this story so i'm really pleased with myself about that hope that everyone reading my story is enjoying reading it as much as i enjoy writing it for you lot!!! LOLLY ;P If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. Emmett Cullen: An Idiot since 1915 Jasper Hale: Bipolar since 1843 Alice Cullen: Crazier Than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Bitchier Than You since 1914 Edward Cullen: Uglier Than You since 1901 Bella Swan: Clumsier Than You since 1987 94% of teenagers would cry if Edward Cullen tried to jump of a building. Paste this into your profile if you would be one of the 6% screaming 'jump Eddie jump!' 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile 96% of teenagers would scream if Justin Bieber tried to jump of a building. Paste this into your profile if you would be one of the 4% screaming 'do a backflip!' THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" 17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!' 18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match. 19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!" Repost this if you laughed... I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.(that's true about me and my friends) FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will re post this! What is love? Love is a special thing something you must cherish, Love is unique it's like a new experience to you, Love is amazing it makes you feel great, Love makes you can never not feel positive, Love is like a china doll, it must be treated carefully and not to be thrown away, Love only happens to people who deserve it or to two people who are just as evil as each other, Love should cease to exist to people who don't treat it right, Love is your first crush to the day you get married, Love will always be with you even after the end of your life, Love can make anything better even a wound or a broken heart, Love is a disease, it is infectous, love happens everywhere around the world at every moment, Love can be difficult, it can leave you crushed and broken, Love can be as bad as hate, but people underestimate the true power of it, Love will never end, you can never stop loving, Love can be between you and you parents, Love can be between you and family, Love can be between you and friends and best friends, Love can be between a boy and a girl, Love is a gift, Love is a curse, Love saves lives, Love ends lives, Love conquers all, Love is a gift, love is a price, Love is...Nobody will never know what love is, it is indescribable, Love is what everybody speaks about, Love is what people dream about, Love is always on people's minds, even if they're not thinking it, Love is still there, hidden in the back of their minds, Love is what i'm writing about, Love is what is mostly wished for while watching shooting stars race by, Love is the answer to a broken heart, an injury or a disease, Love is never to be spoken badly of, Love was given to us from god, Love is eternal, People just need to see that. Twilight pairings i love and why: Alec/Bella- i think they would be great together, personally i hate Edward, but i still enjoy reading the Twilight saga, it would be more exciting with more drama with Alec instead of Edward! Emmett/Rosalie- They hold an amazing amount of passion for each other, passion that no other couple could contain! Carlisle/Esme- they are so sweet and caring, they are both so alike, they both love being parents and are responsible and amazing! Alice/Jasper- They may not ever express much love for each other, but the way they gaze into each others eyes, in any sign of trouble, they always have enough love to do what is best for the other. ╔══╦══╦══╗ I have been diagnosed║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen ║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your ╚══╩══╩══╝ profile if you've caught it to. Twilight Oath Lessons Learned in Twilight: 1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine. Read if your not a bitch! show that you care, do the world some good! My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile ~ If you have a very wide range of interests, copy this into your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile ~ If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever had a crush on an anime character copy and repost this onto your profile ~ If you have added the names of characters of any anime/game/ect. to your word dictionary because you were getting sick of seeing that stupid red squiggly line all over the place while writing fan fiction, copy and paste this into your profile. My psychiatrist says that I've lost my marbles, but what does he know? My marbles are in a plastic bag in my closet."\ I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. ( Now THAT , is the story of my life...If you know Bella Swan , I am just that accident prone , Possibly more...) You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never have." ( Again , Describes me perfectly ) Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your Head off. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. 90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile. If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know what I'm talking about when I say OMC instead of OMG, copy and paste this into your profile. if you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile If you think High School Musical is evil, and brainwashes little kids, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think High School Musical just plain sucked and every copy should be burned, copy and paste this to your profile 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. Bella: "It's...a cow." Words Of Love Edward and Bella Bella: Do I Ever cross your mind? First you have to name your favorite twilight characters in no particular order: 1) Emmett 2) Bella 3) Alice 4) Renesmee 5) Jacob 6) Quil 7) Jasper 8) Rosalie 9) Charlie 10) Esme 11) Carlisle 12) Embry (I don't know how to spell and I'm too lazy to go check the books) 1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? - Quil/Carlisle. WHOA...Um NO!! I really don't want to. 2.Do you think 4 is hot? - Renesmee. NO! I'm a girl that'd be just a bit creepy! 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? - Embry got Rosalie pregnant. That would be awkward... Emmett would flip out. 4. Can you recall any fics about 9? - Charlie? A lot. 5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? - Bella/Quil. Um not really, Quil is too...um...abnormal for her. 6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why? - Jacob/Charlie no for many many reasons, Jacob/Esme Um no that is just...not good. 7. What would happen if 7 were to walk in on 2 and 12 making out? - Jasper walked in on Bella/Embry making out!! Well I think Jasper would scream,(like a little girl) run all the way to Russia, then come back, beat the crap out of Embry, then tell Edward, and they would have explaining to do. 8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic. -Alice/Esme. Esme would meet Carlisle and then they would break up (eww) and Alice would meet Jasper and happily ever after. I think that story would be sick... I have nothing against gays but if I had a choice I wouldn't read it. 9. Is there any such thing as a 1/8 fluff? Emmett/Rosalie fluff? Tons I mean the book has them together. 10. If you wrote a song-fic about 8, what song would you choose? Rosalie. This is an easy one, I'm a Barbie Girl, so fits. 11. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would your warning be? Emmett/Quil/Embry. Warning: Emmett dancing to Britney Spears with Embry, Quil videotaping in a dress. (don't judge Alice would've dared them...) 12. When was the last time you read a fic about 5?- Jacob, I have no clue... My Fav Quotes "The only guess I have is that maybe your mind doesn't work the same way the rest of theirs do. Like you thoughts are on the AM frequency and I'm only getting FM." Edward Fall down again bella? Bob tried to take my twilight books. Bob isn't with us anymore. You're laughing at me now because your older than me by mere months... but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? ;-) Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs If you are obsessed with fanfiction, post this. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this! If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile (yes it's possible) If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile (Abnormal is good to me!) 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you've ever fallen asleep at around 2 am reading Twilight , New Moon, and/or Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this to your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are the kind of person who walks into a door or wall, and then apologizes to it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile. If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this to your profile If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this to your profile. If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this to your profile If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this to your profile If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D If you have had a ‘Blonde Moment’ copy and paste this to your profile. (I have and I'm not even a blonde!) If you think your best friend's crazy for not reading Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and/or Breaking Dawn copy and paste this to your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile. If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apperent reason, copy this to your profile. If you've ever lost your sunglasses, then found then on your head, copy this to your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. IF EDWARD AND BELLA DON'T STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA HURT SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree!! If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.- If Orlando Bloom told you to "stop breathing", 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing. If you are really random copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever fell down and told the floor that you are sorry copy and paste this to your profile. If you love inside jokes, but hate when you ave no clue what some of them mean copy and paste this to your profile. If you are nosy copy and paste this to your profile. If you love life copy and paste this to your profile!! If you ever feel like stuffed animals are looking at you copy and paste this to your profile. If you ever felt like you were drunk but hadn't touched any alchol that day copy and paste this into your profile. If you were ever too tired to sleep copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever stayed up all night with your best friend then went home and snapped if someone looked at you funny copy and paste this into your profile. If anyone told you that you have the voice of satin when you're mad copy and paste this into your profile. ╔══╦══╦══╗ I have been diagnosed The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS: I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fing way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that sht up in 2 seconds. When I play rock, paper, scissors I always choose rock... So then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "Oh st I'm sorry I thought your paper would protect you, ahole!" If you want to call me WEIRD don't!! I'm not WEIRD I'm just ABNORMAL!! ABNORMAL people have the most fun because they aren't afraid to be crazy!! (kinda like me!) Post the abnormal quote if you hate being called weird but you know you're a fun-loving and kind of crazy, in a good way though, person like me! IF you DON'T like being called WEIRD or ABNORMAL then if someone calls you that just say "I'M not weird my normality is simply higher than yours. So technically YOU'RE the weird one!" I HATE ROBERT PATTISON BUT i LOVE TWILIGHT. No offence! Okay sorry Robert Pattison but I think they could have gotten a better Edward. Most of the adults I know think he's hot (No Jacob Black/ Taylor Lautner is!!) and most of the kids I know think he's ugly. Like I said NO OFFENCE!! Anyway don't get mad at me just because I don't like Robert Pattison. I underlined and bolded the ones that I thought were just plain funny or that me and friends will ACTUALLY do. MOST of them we do. Oh and just a heads up if something if bolded and underlined and other aren't (that are in the same thing) it's because I really liked it or me and friends joke around doing that crap. Also (sorry last thing) if something is itailizied or whatever slanted its either really important or really funny (to me). BEST FRIENDS 'N FRIENDS: FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs., and grandma and grandpa BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRAMPS FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process FRIENDS: Never see you cry BESTFRIENDS: Won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you FRIENDS: Will say you can do better BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say "you have seven days to live" FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: Will help you move BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body FRIENDS: help you up when you fall BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumb ass?" FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain BESTFRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" FRIENDS: wipes your tears when you're rejected BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad. Here’s a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, "I'M HOME" FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste" FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his ass FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running through the bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you (Almost did that at the cheerleading game. I was going to dare Mgirl30311 to do it with me but couldn't -tear-) FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS: Will ignore this BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this crap. Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Edward Cullen: Hotter and Spicier Than You since 1901 You Know You Live In 2008 When... 1. You accidently enter your password into your microwave 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years 3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends are the don't have Aim, Myspace or a live journal 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv 6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer 7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends 8. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling 9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this 10. You were too busy to notice number five 11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five 12. And now your laughing at your stupidity 13. You now plan to put this on your profile cause you fell for it (\)_(/) In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: 1. Children's Aspirin: Warning: Keep Away From Children 2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts 3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping 4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire 5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking 6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado 7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts 8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children 9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. 10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping 11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap 12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness 13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required 14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use 15. On a Sears hair-dryer -- Do not use while sleeping. 16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. 17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." 18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." 19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." 20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." 21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." 22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." 23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." 24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." 25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." 26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." 27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) 28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children." 29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" HEY DUDES CHECK THIS OUT i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that put it in your profile Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile Having the love of you're life say "we can still be friends" is like having you're dog die and your mother saying you can still keep it. Emmett's the strongest. But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous. XD |