Yo! This profile is a contration of Saruto (www.fanfiction.net/~thetimmy) and Kinkatia (www.fanfiction.net/~kinkatia). The two of us decided to combine our interesting powers as maniacal beings. Roxkatia is the combination of us two and will have stories that are made by us, together, so they may end up on our seperate pages too, escpecially since we're going to fill up our pages with nonsense. Oi! Roku, here! (TheTimmy) Hey, I'm Roku, the one who thought of combining our names into one, I may not be that evil as I seem, but do not judge a book by it's cover! Anyways, Roku means 'Rox' in Japan, or somehting like that. I dunno, go ask them, I'm not buying you tickets. I am a very hapy person but serious all on my own. I tend to say "YOUR STUPID." a lot, even though it doesn't mean it. Ask anyone who knows me, they'll give an annoyed sigh. :D Along with that, I constantly come up with random words and call out at random times. I am RANDOM. I mean, look at my other name. THETIMMY. Beat that. :P And yeah, I like to be called that. Or Sora, whatever is easier. Have a nice day and I don't want you kids playing in my lawn! GET OFFA MEH PROPERTY! Ya dang hooligans. -_- I am also a animist, a person who draws anime (as I call it), and my show happens to be called, KINGDOM GATES. I HAVE COPYRIGHT! Okay, so on to my profile: Name: Dumbass, it's up there! -points- Age: Popsicle Stick. Height: I can reach the cookie jar, at least. Weight: Think of Naruto here, wearing baggy clothes but nothing there and don't think that way, ecchi. Likes: Chocolate Oranges (Tis a fetish like Sasu and tomatoes! X)), every type of cheeze, cheezekhek, water, astronomy, drawing, sleeping, winter, autumn, early spring, croutons, pranking, (nihihihihi...), yaoi, yuri, (Iz okay), dolphins, foxes, wolves, randomness, weird people, drunken things, Pluto (They killed it . ), Mercury, Anime, Halloween, Fuzzy Things, My Naruto Plushie... -Pushes Sasuke Plushie offa him- I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM NARU-CHAN! -ties him to a chair-, Tumultuosness, ( XD Stumped ya?), writing, orange bows down to it, Naruto, Naruto, Naruto, Sasuke o_o, and uh..other things. Dislikes: Many, many things, like NOT GETTING REPLYS FROM FRIENDS! TT_TT And uh, pink. Iz: A closet pervert, a spilt personalitized person, violent, loud, random, perfect friend, happy, hyper, unreasonably strong has pucnhed a hole in her shower wall by accident and got grounded, blonde, chite, japanese learner, Narutard, Avatard, Sarkatard, R.Y.F. (Rabid Yaoi Fangirl), oraneg sugarbomb, and an animist. Izn't: Everything up there. And a ramen-fanatic. Quotes from Mwa: "Denial, such a wondefully annoying thing." "Why the hell am I here?" "YOUR STUPID!" "I hate you...SO MUCH." "I Pledge of Annialation, to the Sugar, to the United States of Walmart, to the Taco, to Which it Rules, one Monster, Under a bed, Indespicable, to McDonalds, and Fries for All." "I'm becoming President and deleting the rule of no Headbands in School...along with making the food INanimate." "Oh, say can you see, that dog's holy shit..." "SasuNaru shall become President, IT SO KICKS SASUSAKU'S ASS! Get me polls! I'm gonna vote!" "Have you no shame?" -Looks at her Bunny Ears- "Nevermind." "It's the term of processing, thinking, and saying the right thing.""What's the point of making your bed when you don't have directions?" "Rainbows and Sasuke go together like Gaara and Cookies." "Roxas and Popsicles go together like Riku and Herbal Essences." "Why would Axel even need chakrams? I mean, his weapon, IT'S ALWAYS THERE. Look, his hair can poke and eye out!" "...What the hell?" "Sasuke is so gay, i mean, come on! He probaly gets up at 5am to style his hair with complete caution, he probaly loves pink (Not in Sakura's case of course) he always shows off with Naruto there, and he crosses his legs too much! What more could you want?" "FlufferPeanut Sammiches are Holy." Me: -looks in my drink- Hey! I didn't know bugs could swim! "Flies are for Pants, not Houses!" "Tacoshovels! BIRDSOAP! CHRISKWANAKAH!" "Why are Gym Teachers so Fat and Perky when their supposed to be fit?" "I am going to sue the Naruto company for no episode this week." "...I am NOT short." "I'm begining to think that teacher enjoy to talk so much just for the benefit of loosing their voice to take a day off.""I bet Shino secretly eats bugs for breakfast." "I bet Gaara spends as much money on eyeliner as Sasuke does on gel." "When in doubt, eat a cookie." Random Note: WWAAAAAHHHHHHHH! I know I forgot to put something in here! -Dies- And we all know TACOS ARE SHOVELS! ByE! Greetings! Kinkatia Here! -reads above statement- Do I really talk like that? No, I don't think so. I think Saruto wrote that. Oh, you wanna know about me? Okay, lemme think... Well, Kinkatia is actually a name I made up, and is part of the penname I will use when I get my novels published. Then I shall be Keilantra Kinkatia Shaylee. Or just KKS for short. Oh, and sometimes I stick the characters from my novels (well, they will be novels...one day) into fanfictions. Like Sitara, but most often, Otulia. Go check my individual profile to learn about her. Hmmm...I dunno what to say right now...Okay on with other things! Name: Does it really matter? I gave you my penname in advance... Age: uh...I feel like I'm only 4 at times... Height: average...grumbles about not being abnormally tall location: under a rock somewhere...currently, under a pineapple description: uh...avarage-looking...more grumbling, this time about not having red hair and lavender eyes likes: uh...lots of stuff... dislikes: uh...apologizes to Roku/Saruto in advance and hopes she won't be pummeled by the mattress yaoi and yuri...waits for expected pummeling,. or yelling, or something... That's just this thing where I dissaprove, but i'm open-minded enough to accept it...okay, moving on... I'll fix this profile later, I'm just so boring today! |