Bloaty Kitsune
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Joined 03-15-03, id: 355689
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Golden Sun, X/1999, Hikaru no Go, Saiyuki, and Gravitation.
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* Good and useful quotes * "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." -Albert Einstein "Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo." -H.G. Wells "Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake." -Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower "I can write better than anyone who can write faster, and I can write faster than anyone who can write better." -A.J. Liebling "The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work." -Emile Zola "In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice, there is." -Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut "In the end, we will not remember the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." -Martin Luther King Jr. "A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems." -Paul Erdos "The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad." -Salvador Deli "Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called Ego." -Friedrich Nietzsche "The difference between 'involvement' and committent' is like an egg-and-ham breakfast; the chicken was 'involved'- the pig was 'committed'." -Unknown "I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." -Frank Lloyd Wright "God is a comedian playing an audience too afraid to laugh." -Voltaire "I have not failed. I have just founded 10,000 ways that don't work." -Thomas Alva Edison "Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth." -Sherlock Holmes "A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship." -John D. Rockefeller "All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher." -Ambrose Bierce "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." -Jimmy Durante "Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome." -Isaac Asmov "It is more comfortable to be mad and no it than to be sane and have one's doubts." -G.B. Burgin "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein "A witty saying proves nothing." -Voltaire "The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. It this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, they finish by loading honors on your head." -Jean Cocteu "Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his ideas closer together." -Georg Litchenburg "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." -Mel Brooks "Wit is educated insolence." -Aristotle "My advice to you is to get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." -Socrates "A little inacuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation." -H.H. Munro "The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." -Albert Einstein "It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded out humanity." -Albert Einstein "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein * Funny things from people I know * Evan Grimes: Most popes are catholic. Rachel Lee: He asks for her hand in marriage. I don't see why he didn't ask for her foot. Mr. A: -Did it hurt? -What? -When you fell from heaven. Devin Shawver: If I were to be eaten by cannibalistic people, I would choose to have myself roasted over a fire. Oh, and I have to be put high enough where it's not too hot, but warm. I would want an apple in my mouth, and I have to be marinated just right. Then, when I'm ready, I'd have them take the apple out so I can talk to them while they eat. What's to hurt if I asked how I tasted? Essay: 199/200 (My friends got into a BIG argument with Mr. A about this grade...hehehe...I got 200/200) Rachel (again): My heart goes shiver shiver. (No, she is not referring to love, but rather, giving a speech in social studies) Rachel (AGAIN): I want the big cheese! (She wants to be student council pres. ^^) "Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate." -Mr. Skaggs (actually, he heard it from someone) A happening: My discussion club advisor, Mr. Skaggs (as mentioned above) was driving somewhere and came across a dead deer. However, he did not have any usual reactions to it (such as going 'eww, gross' or driving away); instead, he took out his nice Japanese knife, got out of his car, and started hacking at it. Funny, isn't it? *silence* FINE! BE THAT WAY! Well, -I- thought it was funny! *glares at readers* Hmph! 9/5/03: I'M UPDATING! Yeah...kinda...I'm too lazy to write another chapter...err, I mean, I have writer's block. Uh huh! ^-^ So here's more quotes for the Infamous Kitsune! (She should change it from Chibi now...it makes more sense, after all. Doesn't everyone agree with me?) Me: I CAN SEE THE FUTURE! (Ooolala) Her: You're blind. Wasn't that mean? I CAN TOO SEE THE FUTURE! Hmph! (You should really see the stuff we do in social studies and math class...*sigh* Two very boring classes) Next: Her: YOU'RE TAKING STUFF OUT OF MY LIVER! (She was actually saying you're taking stuff out of my mouth, cuz I was making a bunch of stuff up that she said...whatever...) Okay, that's all. I'm off to read more cheesy romances...but really, they're soooooo interesting! P.S. Does anyone here read manga? I FIGURED OUT IRC! *happy, happy* *very, very happy* *happy some more* Anyway, if anyone needs a good IRC guide, I recommend the one at shoujomagic (it's www.shoujomagic.cjb.net) and they have this thing called IRC magic which is SOOO COOL! (It explains just about every step, except for opening folders, which is, by the way, 'cd') Okay...I'm done rambling...no...but hey, I'm adding ^^ Oh, another spectacular thing! Rachel a.k.a. C.Kitsune WAS HERE! Lol. (I see her everyday, but it's not everyday she's here to see me type on ff.net...she neglects our account!!!!) Anyway, if you're reading this, and you just so happen to review for any of the following stories, say 'Hi C.Kitsune, ya big lazy bum!' in it, k? I'll uh...I'll secretly send you the next chapter! ^^ *A word from S.girl* Wah! That was hard! I had to get the quotes, and I had to remember what my friends said! Hehe, but fun...anyhow, I hope you enjoy the stories below! C.Kitsune's a.k.a. Rachel's been a big lazy bum and is not posting anything! Jeez...*rolls eyes* I thought the last few quotes were best though, since they came from people I know...^^ Um...enjoy the stories?
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Change of Destiny by Lady Jam reviews
What if Tohma was the one who found Shuichi instead of Hiro during the ASK incident? My first gravi fic.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,350 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Touma S., Shuichi S.
Teenage Dirtbag by Kamui Kinomoto reviews
AU Kamui sucks in the Clamp Campus while Fuuma is the most popular. Could they ever be 'in it? .::chapter 15 FINALLY up!::
X/1999 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,102 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 2/17/2003
Frivolous Lovers by Abelle reviews
A deeper look into someone's mind when bearing the brunt of a betrayal - nothing that would hurt the plot itself, just an author's views on their relationship and how it would happen. (yaoi)
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,573 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/18/2004 - Published: 9/7/2002
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fourth Impact by DreyonLegacy reviews
I'm talking about Fourth Impact, and the true evoluton of Mankind. I'm talking about the war between the First and Second Angels..." The children of SA. KR, TH must fight to survive when the war between the Angels enters the human world
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 107,011 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/14/2004 - Published: 6/17/2003
Dancing Upon Clouds by Shimizu Hitomi reviews
[DISCONTINUED, chap. 1 of 5] Short and sweet. A quiet little story exploring the relationships between Hikaru, Akari, and Akira. The actual pairing is OPEN TO INTERPRETATION! Akari, Akira, or... a threesome? XD
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/16/2003
Insatiable Eighteen by NigHtEyeZ reviews
Don't you wanna try out an AU fic? No? *Sigh* Too bad. Sanzo x Goku. What will happen to be brothers?! WHAT? Chapter six already?
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,535 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/29/2003 - Published: 5/2/2003
A GIRL? NO WAY! by Lena5 reviews
Goku is a girl..who knows that acting like one isn't a good idea..so she hid her identy but what happens when they find out? Sanzo/Goku
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/1/2003 - Published: 3/27/2003
Poor You by nothingtodo reviews
A poor girl with a quiet crush on who-else-but-Rukawa whom she believes is out of her reach. T-T. Rukawa x OC/you/whoeveryouwantitobe. Plz R&R!
Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,234 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/28/2002 - Published: 8/4/2002
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Never Look Back reviews
After a long, hard day at work, Shuichi arrives home to find his dear Yuki cheating on him. Overcome by sadness of betrayal, Shuichi just might take that job proposition from the U.S...and permanently end his relationship with Yuki. Chapter 2 rewritten!
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 1/18/2004
Specialties reviews
HD Slashy, fluffy goodness. Draco and Harry both specialize in many things...Short, sweet, slashy drabble...cuteness, slashness. Don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Inebriated reviews
In a bad mood and under the intoxicating effects of alcohol, one might even hurt he whom one loves most. For Yuki, such is certainly the case, even if his love is on a subconscious level. So what are the aftereffects on the relationship?
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2004
Arithmetic Love reviews
Malfoy is failing horribly at Arithmancy, and his professor thinks he needs a tutor...a Hermione Granger tutor. For the following weeks, the library will be filled with arguments, fights, math and...of course, romance!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,998 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/27/2003 - Published: 6/27/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Theorem 21 reviews
AU. Sexy, blonde math teacher gets a cute, innocent, naive little monkey for a student, and so...need I say more? Sanzo x Goku! -
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2003
Streetrat Prince reviews
Kamui Shiro has lived sixteen years of his life as a family-less street rat when suddenly, one day, a palace person spots him and brings him before the priestess, Hinoto, to be candidate for a long lost prince! There he meets Subaru Sumeragi, and...
X/1999 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 8/16/2003
Masters and Slaves reviews
Waya, son of a rich warlord, finds Isumi, a slave, extremely stupid for helping anyone who needs help, and when the feisty slave rebuked him for a comment, he thought of the perfect revenge. Buy him and torture him. Only...what about love?
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2003
Glimpse of Your Future Husband reviews
Duke Draco Malfoy thinks he has the perfect plan to get rid of his drunk of a cousin; marry him off to the prim and proper lady, Miss Hermione Granger. But plans go a bit awry as unpredicted romances come into play...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,812 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 3/15/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Stories around the CampFire reviews
Seated around a campfire, Mia unconsciously spills her heart on just how she met Alex, and what he began to mean to her after a while. Alex/Mia love story!
Golden Sun - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 4/26/2003