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Fight Me, Bite Me by Wild Rhov reviews
Gray has a secret kink for immobilizing people with his ice. Natsu fears his instincts and must be restrained if he wants to get intimate. When a nightmare brings them together, the two rivals realize that the only partner who could handle their fetishes...is each other! WARNING: BDSM, bondage, omorashi, watersports, angst, fluff, profound love... Don't read if you're sensitive.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 72 - Words: 568,090 - Reviews: 2552 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 8/3/2013 - [Natsu D., Gray F.] Loke/Leo, Lucy H.
How it Happened by Bob the Third reviews
This is the story of what happened before What did i do? You can read this first or the previous story doesn't really matter. This is eigth year Drarry with all the usual shmoltz and fluff. slash fiction
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 10/28/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
What did i do? by Bob the Third reviews
POTTER! This one word makes Harry very worried that he has annoyed Draco, yet he has no idea what he has done. 8th year, pure fluff slash fiction
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,947 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 9/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
Little Luna by jraeross reviews
Luna was a sweet girl. Unfortunately, being sweet didn't mean she was happy. Until the day that she was saved. Until the day she found someone to rely on. Until the day she met Harry Potter. Tags: little!luna, pet!luna, domininant!harry, ddlg/cgl, littlespace, no lemons. Possible Lunar Harmony, most likely Huna. Rated M for dominant/submissive relationship, but should probably be T
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,506 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 5/19/2018 - Harry P., Luna L.
Second Time by alyssarey reviews
[3] That's how Hermione and her father fucked for the second time. Hermione/Hermione's Dad - Smut/Incest [Don't like, don't read]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 1/16 - [Hermione G., Dr. Granger] - Complete
mnemophobia - phan by dils.whisk reviews
A story about the growing love between a tattoo artist with a dark past and a soft-spoken florist punk!phil & pastel!dan tw: sexual harassment, homophobia, cancer, death, suicidal mentions/actions, drugs/alcohol abuse
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,366 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 6/1/2017 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Fixation by jeffthemermaid reviews
Hermione and Draco have been married for years, have multiple children at Hogwarts, and another on the way. They love each other passionately, though things aren't perfect, and there is something sinister going on with Hermione's daughter Rose. Will they continue to survive the struggle of marriage and raising a family? CUSSING. SMUT. DRAAAMMAA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,754 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 6/6/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Scorpius M., Rose W.
Private Lessons by parva.noctua
Professor Snape agrees to give Hermione an extra potions lesson, but she gets a bit more than she expected. *pure smut*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,982 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/3/2018 - Published: 10/11/2018
Forgive me, Lord, For I Have Sinned by Fandoms2135 reviews
Dan was raised at the church. Phil, to say the least, wasn't. The only problem, Dan's gay. And he loves Phil...
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,880 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/18/2018 - Published: 12/5/2016 - AmazingPhil
The Weasley Pack by Mrs.Marauders reviews
In order to save her, Bill and his brothers had to mate her. Hermione joins Bill, Charlie and the twins in a pack bond, the only way she can avoid the death eaters clutches. Things are never that easy, especially Fenrir on the loose looking for revenge. Bill/Hermione/Charlie/Twins. No incest. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,322 - Reviews: 3035 - Favs: 2,336 - Follows: 2,871 - Updated: 11/9/2018 - Published: 2/7/2016 - Hermione G., George W., Bill W., Fred W. - Complete
Beautifully Broken by JenCollins1 reviews
Pastel!Dan have had a rough life that made it's prints on his soul, body and personality. But all his life is about to change when he meet Bad boy/Punk!Phil who believe that Dan can be cured, just with a bit of unconditional love.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,108 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2018 - Published: 5/25/2018 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Out of the Ashes by VoicesOffCamera reviews
"'We really can't draw any conclusions until we know all the facts.' / 'Like who the hell that Robin Hood wannabe was who outshot my agents using only a couple sticks and a string from the Dark Ages'" When a botched mission sends Phil Coulson after a mysterious archer, he gets much more than he bargained for. [Hawkeye Origin; No Slash]
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 148,163 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/4/2018 - Published: 9/20/2017 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Nick F., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Pollination by Space-spaghetti reviews
After being splashed with a strange plants pollen in the greenhouse, Hermione loses control of her urges. SMUT/APHRODISIAC/TENTACLE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/24/2018
Draco's Animagus by MercuryStars reviews
Basically some fluff about the time Draco finally found out his animagus form. Harry teasing him about it and Draco being pranked by the universe Drarry. Bad Jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/26/2018 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Baby, it's Cold Outside by Constance1 reviews
Draco owns a "house of ill repute" where all your fantasies can be played out - for a price. He never takes part in the joys of his own business until one night just before Christmas when Harry Potter shows up, asking for something wholly unexpected. Part 1 of 2. Tags: light bondage, smut, angst, fluff, happy ending & some serious moral ambiguity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,755 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/22/2017 - Published: 12/15/2017 - Complete
Hiding Secrets Phan AU by Ismir reviews
Dan's life is not easy. Not only is he being bullied by his ex-best friend for being gay, but he is barely passing math. On top of that he is hiding a secret that could change his whole life. What happens when the school resident punk and bad boy starts showing an interest in him and finds out his secrets? Will he tell or take advantage of the situation? Punk Phil/ Pastel Dan Phan.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,550 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/17/2017 - Published: 4/16/2017 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Beautiful Tomorrow by celadonblue reviews
Chaptered Drarry Fic. Post-Hogwarts. Harry is an Auror living in London and meets Draco again at Hermione and Ron's engagement party. Lots of Drarry fluff, awkward Harry and cuteness. First chaptered fic so lets see how this goes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,838 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 8/18/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W.
Submission by idiot-inator reviews
A little challenge is thrown into the flat: Who is submissive - Dan or Phil?
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/28/2017 - Published: 4/28/2017 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Chain of Fate (Destiny) by kittygaara27 reviews
What could go wrong when Draco decides to screw with Harrys potion during class. Uh-oh the consequences are devastating (well for Snape anyways). A red-string of Destiny type story. Drarry all the way. T- Rating (they are only kids in this story). Cussing and Lots of Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/3/2017 - Published: 4/29/2017 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Albus D.
Room of Requirement by jharkens reviews
Drarry. Little to no smut. When Harry realizes he has a crush on his nemesis and fate brings the two face to face alone in a dark hall way Draco and Harry spend the night walking and talking until they find a cozy old room to form a friendship and perhaps a bit more. *smut and fluff only comes after several chapters*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,031 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/26/2017 - Published: 11/8/2016 - Harry P., Draco M.
Pastel Thorns by fuckinghowell reviews
another dan and phil au multi-chapter story / pastel!dan and punk!phil / swearing, secks, idk
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,792 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/7/2017 - Published: 1/27/2017 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Insomnia by giraffelove92 reviews
"It was a cruel game, insomnia; a pitiless mistress that stole away the night while simultaneously robbing one of one's sanity." Draco/Hermione. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,188 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/13/2017 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Things Not to Do at Hogwarts by MiladyTairiell reviews
Harry and Draco lose a bet with the Weasley twins and now have to complete a list of dares they created...with the help of Ron, Hermione and some Slytherins. Smut to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,297 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/21/2017 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hogwarts for the Holidays by DrarryLover4Ever reviews
Harry decides to stay at Hogwarts for his last Christmas there (Eighth year). Hermione and Ron go home. Harry is one of the oldest of the students that stays behind, along with Draco. Things don't start out so well for these two, but Harry makes a snap decision to prove a point. What will happen after that? Fluff, Drarry fun, holiday goodness :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,053 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/13/2016 - Published: 12/8/2016 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dan's Little Secret by ReederJoe reviews
Dan Howell is a little. Phil Lester is his daddy. When you're in love with someone, each day is more special than the last. And Dan and Phil are disgustingly in love with each other.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,178 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2016 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire]
A Year to Remember by mrsaturtle reviews
**ON HIATUS** When Hermione stumbles on Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in intimate relationships in a broom cupboard, her final year at Hogwarts takes a much different turn than she ever intended. What will become of their threesome when they leave Hogwarts and have to face the real world. Mention of Drarry, Draco&Hermione&Harry triad with eventual Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,789 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 10/7/2016 - [Draco M., Harry P., Hermione G.]
Mistakes by secretstranger69 reviews
Perhaps Hermione should've checked with her wife before casting the spell...G!P. Pretty much nothing but smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,623 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 9/11/2016 - Published: 7/31/2015 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.]
Alone Together by Phanimation reviews
Phil convinces Dan to commit suicide, but not for the reasons that you'd think.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 8/11/2016 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
In Which by Holz9364 reviews
A series of Drarry oneshots! I have no idea how many more there will be or when they will be posted. Mostly humour, romance, fluff, etc. There will be a few angsty ones though (but you can always skip over them!) :) Rated M just in case. [ALSO UPLOADED ON A03 UNDER NAME 'Holz9364'].
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,881 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/4/2016 - Published: 10/4/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
The Lupin House by AFincorporated reviews
After his parents died, Harry went to live with Sirius and Remus. His best friends became a soon-to-be blood-traitor Draco Malfoy and an american muggle-born girl named Ollie (my OC). A long one-shot with little fluff moments about Drarry, Wolfstar, and a world where Harry grew up with a proper family. And Sirius is called dadfoot, because that's just adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2016
Acquiring Positions by InLoveWithDraco13 reviews
Hermione and Draco have a bit of unresolved business to take care of...OFFICE SMUT! Post-Hogwarts. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/7/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Daddy Phil by ReederJoe reviews
This is a one-shot detailing a day in the life of Little!Dan and Daddy!Phil. Annoyingly huge amounts of fluff.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/17/2016 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
We Make Purple by oh yall wanted a twist reviews
AU where Dan x Phil are fairies, with matching (and non matching) traits. Short Dan x Phil fluff.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/7/2016 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Lost and Found by PWAAH reviews
Harry Potter and Tony Stark find love and comfort in their lonely worlds. A daddy!Tony fic. Fem!Harry. Complete (there is an ending) until further notice.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 9/10/2015 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Hermione the Nympho by amal95 reviews
Hermione accidentally creates a Nympho Potion, and sleeps her way through the men of Hogwarts. Hermione/Multi Lots of smut, mostly PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 6/29/2015
Drarry Coming Out by SlytherinDaughterofAthena reviews
It's post-war and everyone is back to finish their 7th year. Draco and Harry have been dating for 3 years, but Harry breaks up with Draco because Draco insists on keeping their relationship a secret. What will Draco do to get his boyfriend back? Will he succeed or fail? Fluff, Drarry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/28/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Wishes We Make by mooksie01 reviews
Dan and Phil are on vacation in Japan, and Phil can't help himself when he sees the perfect opportunity to ask Dan a huge question.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2015 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Inheritance by Juliet'sEmoPhase reviews
Accidental billionaire Draco meets adorable book publisher Harry. Muggle AU Drarry fluff, ends with snuggley fluffy smut. Written to celebrate 300 followers on Tumblr! xJx
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,794 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/10/2015 - Draco M. - Complete
Housewife by BluStrawberri reviews
Dan loves being a housewife. Scratch that—Dan loves being /Phil's/ housewife. Domestic fic. AmazingPhilxdanisnotonfire Phan PhilxDan
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/8/2015 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] - Complete
Fifty Shades of Lace by peachesncreamm reviews
Hermione loves lace. Surprisingly, so does Draco. A series of encounters between Draco and Hermione, all unrelated, all involving lace. SMUT! Hot, heavy smut!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/7/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A new point of view by ImagineIfItWere.Real reviews
Dan comes out to Phil as bi, and Phil comes out to Dan as gay, and awkward/sexy flirting ensues.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/2/2015 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
A Helping Hand, or Four by Voivode reviews
When Ron does something to hurt Hermione, can Harry and Ginny help her move on? WARNING: SMUT, LOTS OF IT. Do not read if offended by smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 128 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Twists and Turns by ravenrio98 reviews
Dramione fic - Hermione is betrayed by a close friend in the month before she returns for her 7th year at Hogwarts. She begins to push everyone away, but one unlikely person becomes her support. Rated M for smut, rape, and foul language. My very first fanfic! Disclaimer: I do not own nor have any stake in the Harry Potter series nor any of its characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,583 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 9/27/2014
Hermione and Ginny Experiment by matzohpizza reviews
Ginny helps Hermione act on a strange, gender bending fantasy with the help of some polyjuice potion. All smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/20/2014
You Really Are Amazing, Phil by xoTearDuctsCanRustxo reviews
When Phil dies after a struggle with cancer, it is up to Dan to tell the fans in the form of a difficult and heart wrenching video.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2014 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
The Breaking of Loki by lady-sinistrus reviews
Lady Aliah is the kind, benevolent ruler of her land. Her people prosper and she is beloved by everyone. Inside her palace however, lies a darker secret, she is 'tutor' to many young men in the ways of love and passion, and her secret gaze turns to the young Prince Loki, finally of age to receive his 'training' from a noble lady, and her black heart cant wait to destroy him totally
Thor - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 136,639 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Thor, Odin, Loki, OC - Complete
Just the Two of Us by AntoinetteD reviews
Harry Potter is the unlucky auror to be assigned to gaurd Severus Snape as they older man travels abroad. Loathing quickly turns into something more confusing...and more hot. How will the two men handle being around each other. HP/SS. Smut. all of age.m/m
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,174 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Making a Difference by Thehighestascension reviews
It was a very lucky day for one Mr. Harry Potter. The four year old had been kicked, punched, and bloodied to an almost permanent sleep but still, he was lucky. On that exact day, a man he had never heard of was being cleared of all charges and he had one mission: save his godson. Rated M for abuse and possible smut later on
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L.
Red Silk Dress by carleesimotherofcats reviews
Draco sneaks up on Hermione in the library. Semi-dubcon. Oneshot, pure smut!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Phan: Kidnapped by winterpoems123 reviews
Dan and Phil have been kidnapped! But, by whom?
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
The Death Eater and the Mudblood by carleesimotherofcats reviews
Hermione catches Draco in an awkward situation. Smut, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Notice Me by Sadainea reviews
Hermione runs into an old acquaintance at a club one night. Who is it? And what happens when the attraction is mutual? One-shot complete smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Hermione G., R. Hooch - Complete
Tripping in Love - Phan by theinternethomo reviews
Returning to summer camp for what may be the last time, Phil Lester wants this year to be the best, and most memorable. His dream may just be fulfilled, with the help of a dashing lad named Dan Howell, that is. Read and Review for phancakes! I love you all! Rated M for future smut and language...okay and maybe some terrible puns.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,057 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 4/9/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Only lovers left by GrangerMalfoyNess reviews
SMUT AND SMUT MATURE MATURE (enjoy Dramione in action) Drac/Hermione. Hogwarts-setting (head-commonroom)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Wrong About Royals by mrs.cookieeater reviews
Sequel to 'Never Be Royal'. This is part of the 'Royal' series. Can be read on its own. WARNING:OMEGAVERSE SMUT. PHAN. TWO BOYS HAVING THE SEXY TIMEZ. IN PROGRESS BECAUSE THERE ARE MORE COMING! :)
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire]
Never Be Royal by mrs.cookieeater reviews
Dan could never be royal. He was just an Omega peasant. OMEGAVERSE. PHAN. SMUT. FLUFF. ROMANCE. BOYXBOY. DO NOT LIKE SLASH? DO NOT READ! I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THIS EXCEPT THE WRITING AND I DON'T CLAIM PHAN IS REAL! THIS IS AN AU. Rated M for de smutz obvs ;D In progress because it could become more I don't know? You decide.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,431 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/15/2013 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire]
Miracle by LanaBannana reviews
Angel!Phil, Human!Dan Mentions of self harm
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Contamination by Savva reviews
Hermione Granger is a naughty, naughty girl. Written for Hermione Smut Fest. AU. Humour. Blaise/Hermione with Draco on a side
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/26/2013 - [Hermione G., Blaise Z.] Draco M. - Complete
An Irresistible Substance by borisinwonderland reviews
Covered in catnip, Hermione goes to have her weekly tea with Minerva. How will Minerva react? Minerva McGonagall x Hermione Granger smut. One shot for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/18/2013 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.] - Complete
Hermione's Adventure (smut) by theamazingkat reviews
Did you ever wonder what actually happened when Hermione and Ginny shared a tent at the Quidditch World Cup final?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Alone in the Library by borisinwonderland reviews
Hermione Granger ends up staying in the library after hours and has quite the time. Rated M for smut. Hermione Granger x Irma Pince One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/6/2013 - [I. Pince, Hermione G.] - Complete
Best Mates by potterheadjazz reviews
Drarry in which Draco is a vampire who saved Harry's life from certain death with Lord Voldemort. Harry feels he know owes him a life debt and can think of only one good way of repaying it. Warnings: Smut, Top!Draco, bit of bondage, possessiveness and rough angry Drarry sex. Not for the faint of heart!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Ron W.
Perfection by harrypottergleek97 reviews
Just some Dan and Phil :)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/23/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
The New Bikini by TheCookieMonster2000 reviews
Ginny has a new bikini. How will Hermione react when she sees it? Germione smut. That's it. PwP. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Ginny W., Hermione G.
Why? by Starl1ght reviews
Draco and Hermione have a late night revendous in the hallway. One thing leads to the other and Draco and Hermione end up sleeping together. But what are the repercussions of this? SMUT!Teenpregnancy!Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,695 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Forever by TheDanAndPhilFics reviews
A Dan/Phil story. Angsty.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/16/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Cuts by Rainbowww reviews
Dan loved Phil, but Phil had no idea. As he kept his love hidden Dan spiraled into depression. Will Phil realise whats going on and save his bestfriend? PHAN!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/31/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Extra Credit With Snape by AnnabelleWright reviews
Hermione got an Exceeds Expecations in Potions. That won't do, now will it? Mature Readers Only. Smut, smut and a bit of smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bedtime Habits by Hunter's Heir reviews
When nightfall comes, Hermione's nightly habits begin. Except tonight there seems to be a surprise for Draco... Rated for the smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Centaur Love by The Winter Wizard reviews
While brooding during seventh year after the Battle for Hogwarts, Hermione Granger finds love and romance with Firenze the Centaur. Heavy adult scenes, smut, lemon, partial bestiality, Pairing: Hermione/Firenze, Centaur/Human smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,393 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Hermione G., Firenze
Harry Potter, Porn Star by Reverie Wilde reviews
Don't let the title fool you. While there is plenty of smut, this is a LOVE STORY. Down and out Harry goes to work in a porn studio. And who should be there, but Draco Malfoy. Harry can't help wondering if they'll work together. post Hogwarts H/D SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,139 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 4/16/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Chemicals React by Darcicy reviews
Slughorn assigns Hermione and Draco to work on a potion together, but he doesn't reveal the purpose of the potion. Hermione knows what it is, so do Blaise and Professor Snape. And who is this pining over Hermione? A/U OOC M for Mild smut. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,229 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Fast And Slow by usernamesarecool reviews
Smosh/AmazingPhil/danisnotonfire: Ian/Anthony, Dan/Phil. Ian and Anthony ask Dan and Phil to come to L.A. to film a video with them, but Ian has a secret plan.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,647 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Smosh
His Name Is Harry by yaoigirl22 reviews
Welcome to the life of Harry Potter, son of Mommy Voldemort, Daddy Lucius and Papa Severus. Watch as he goes to school, gets courted and gives his parents heartattacks, and all before dinner!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Harry P.
Night at the Library by HarryPotter Mrated stories reviews
Fred catches Hermione doing something shocking, but wats a piece of it too. Smut! Lemons! My first story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Star Struck Stalker by Nijimi Daiquiri reviews
Dan is infatuated with a club's dancer named Phil, and will do anything to get Phil interested in him. Dan/Phil, Phan, pole dancing. HIATUS until further notice,
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/24/2012
A OneWoman Man by Irish Thorn reviews
Just a cute, little one-shot in the life of Sirius and Hermione. Rated M for smut and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Nice Legs by JorJorLaforge reviews
It's a romance between Draco and Hermione. M for Smut in later chapters. Plan for lots of Angst
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,137 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Cellist and His Instrument by ArsenicAngel reviews
"Have you ever watched yourself play that ruddy thing, Neville? Merlin, if I could trade places with it for one of your performances, I would."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Neville L., Draco M. - Complete
Wrackspurts by pepalaria reviews
It so happens that for the first time Hermione wants to escape from a lesson... one-shot, soft smut, femmeslash rules!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Hermione's Misadventures in Lust by ancientsgirl91 reviews
This story takes you through the ups and downs of Hermione's sex life, from her first time to her kinkiest fantasies. Mostly lemon/smut/whatever you want to call it. Read, and enjoy ; Hermione/Ron, Hermione/Draco, Hermione/a lot of other people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Wonderfully Unexpected by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Draco/Hermione/Harry/Luna foursome with not much plot. Just lots of... smut. Yeah. Also vaguely Christmassy, so this feels appropriate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Any Way You Want It by ThreeSistersBlack reviews
Draco and Hermione spend the afternoon together in the Room of Requirement. [RATED M FOR SMUT.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Always the Quiet Ones by incendioreality reviews
Draco finds out that Hermione is not as innocent as she seems. It always is the quiet ones, isn't it? Smut, smut, smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Yes, mistress by Structured-deviant reviews
Dark hermione. H/bella H/malfoy/crabbe/goyle hermione/voldy hermione/Ron MAINLY SMUT small plot IF EXPLICIT CONTENT OFFENDS, DO NOT READ! please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,507 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Meddling Muggles With Their Letters by Callipio reviews
Harry and Draco receive a letter from a fangirl who just wants them to stick it to the world and COME OUT ALREADY. Will they risk it? Drarry! Kinda angsty but mostly fluff! One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,217 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Mine! by ChinaSheep reviews
Bills lycanthropy causes him to be possessive - Hermione takes advantage BILL/HERMIONE SMUT! ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Bill W., Hermione G. - Complete
Emotional Release by raaaaaaek reviews
Bellatrix catches Hermione kissing someone else. Femslash. Smut, really. Don't like, don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G. - Complete
Exciting by hllo reviews
Ginny and Hermione are left home alone, and some....experimenting ensues. Lemon/smut. Femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Ginny W., Hermione G.
Together by Tummytums90 reviews
Hermione and McGonagall are forced together when captured by Death Eaters. SMUT warning. Don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Unnatural Disaster by TaylorRae11 reviews
Hermione vanishes from the wizard Malfoy is sent to retrieve her, but he won't be expecting the new Hermione when he finds M for Language/Alcohol/Smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,602 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Dare, A Kiss, A Passion by froga10t reviews
Drarry fic! A story for all you fluff and passion lovers out there: Draco is suffering his so-called friends' "fun"...a dare is cast...a seed planted in his mind...and Draco is his usual surly and arrogant self...yay! : enjoy R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bibliophile by cloneserpents reviews
During the trio's stay at Grimmauld Place in DH, Hermione spends some quality alone time with a good book. PURE SMUT. You'll find no plot to water down the smut in this fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 177 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Deliciously Distracted by diamond-helen reviews
Celebrations lead to awkward morning afters for Hermione, and new professors are distracting. RL/HG/SB smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Her Favourite Position by Mannequin85 reviews
Pansy/Hermione Slash. Warning Heavy Smut. F/F
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
I've Missed You, This, and That by trizfores reviews
Hermione finally arrives home. Smut, smut, and smut! Need I say more? It's a PWP with SSHG. R&R pls.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Silk Society by lalotus reviews
Join Hogwart's elite, the silk society is the door leading to the newest thrill. Draco/hermione. EXTREME SMUT. but romance will occur... will be continued.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,651 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Cherry on Top by Jade2Hard reviews
Hermione hides from someone in the library. After finding her, they have their way with her. Rated M. Graphic Smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Melted Ice Cream by petitesorciere reviews
All Hermione wants is to eat her ice cream in peace. But then Draco comes along...SMUT. Nominated at the Dramione Awards 2009 at LiveJournal!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Doing the Deed by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione, an employee at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, finds herself in a most pleasant position. Fred/Hermione/George smut! Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Girl's Night by Blonde CiCi reviews
Warning! Smut! Ginny and Hermione get together once a month to share a girl's night...GHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
Sunlight by anthonygasm reviews
It's Christmas time at Hogwarts and the Weasley twins decide to stay for the holiday. During this time Fred contemplates his relationship with George and comes upon a realization. Will this be the end or new beggining? TWINCEST! oneshot! Please Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
It's All About Control by AJ Seawiel reviews
[ON HOLD] Hermione has gone unnoticed by guys for the last time. She's fed up and decides to turn to the most unlikely person for help. Fluff, smut and DHr what more could you ask for? besides a plot line
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Return to the Quartet by Cold Drake Queen reviews
SMUT Hermione x Harry, Hermione x Ron, Hermione x Draco, A revisit to the life of Harmione and the gang.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,103 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 5062 - Favs: 9,691 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Life Before by someonesgurl reviews
Harry Potter-Black is 5 years old and living a happy live with his papa and his daddy. Prequel to Way It Is
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/20/2003 - Published: 8/16/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.