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Joined 09-15-06, id: 1134089, Profile Updated: 10-12-09
Author has written 2 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, and Harry Potter.

Hello out there!

This is Philikins' account and I am the mad friend writing this for her! Aren't I such a nice person?

This is said Philikins and I would prefer it if no one EVER repeated that name.

Isn't she adorable!

Deathstare

Ahem...anyway! She has no inspiration at the moment so I, the Frizz extraordinaire, am doing the loving thing and hijacking her computer. But you may all contact me at my fanfiction account - Psycho Hippy!

A bit of shameless advertising there! I don't get on well with machines, she knows what she's doing, I hope.

Of course I do! How dare you doubt me! I have never exploded a computer in my life! NEVER!

OK, I'm slightly intimidated, but aren't we supposed to tell the lovely people out there something relevant?

Ah yes! About you! Well Phili here is writing a story at the moment called...she hasn't named it yet. Ah well. It's very good! So you must all read it when it's posted! Otherwise I will hunt you down and do something nasty to you!

She'll use blunt spoons so be careful! Any ho, I'm 17 and I'm a year above Frizzy here at Oakham. I am also a prefect, I have power=hehe=

She is Remus. I swear she is also a werewolf...I'll catch her out someday!

Ignore the strange child. She keeps correcting mi speling. =leave it=

=twitch= must...resist...correction...AGH=dies=

Over dramatic as always. I am told I read too much for my own good, but I say you can never read enough.

I agree. If anyone tried to sell my books...they would suffer the consequences...=evil maniacal laughter= and for the record, you can never have too much fanfiction either! So keep reading! (And make sure you review - it's better than a drug...)

Yeah like either of us would know!

=shifty eyes=...does sugar count?

Does sugar normally come with a warning label?

It should do...

Can you just help me make a list of the ships I support, or books I read or something... HELP ME!

Of course! Even though I strongly disagree with a few of them...I shall restrain myself. Promise.

OK we'll start with books

LOVE

Harry Potter (Best books in the universe! Do. Not. Argue.)
Lord of the Rings
Chronicles of Narnia
The Alex Rider Series
Artemis Fowl
His Dark Materials
LOST
House
NCIS
Dr Who
Pirates of the Carribean
Ever After
Bleach
Inuyasha
Fullmetal Alchemist
Ouran Host Club
Fullmetal Panic
Fruits Basket
Hetalia

SHIPS

OK we'll start with HP

Lily/James ( I agree. James is straight, people! That's why he's obsessed with her! And they are so cute...)
Ron/Hermione (I also agree. Read between the lines...there are no others as obvious as these two. Except my OTP...)
Harry/Ginny (I do NOT agree! Ginny is a hussy! Harry is so gay!) (Just ignore her and she'll go away!) (It'll take more than that!)
Remus/Tonks (NO! NEVER! IT IS REMUS/SIRIUS ALL THE WAY! HMS WOLFSTAR WILL LIVE FOREVER! I don't care about the events in HBP. He was holding her hand! NOT declaring his undying love for her - he loves Sirius and Sirius will come back and hex Tonks into oblivion! MUAHAHAHA! Sorry. It's my OTP...ALWAYS! Ahem. Carry on!)
Bill/Fleur (I personally think Bill is gay too. Yes I am obsessed, Phili, there was no need to bang your head against the desk. You might do some damage. To the desk, I mean.)
Charlie/ My OC (This I like! She is not Mary Sue at all, and Charlie needs some love so kawaii!) (Stop right there before you say something even more fluffy, I might hurl.)
Neville/Luna (Yay! Luna rocks my polka dot socks. Yeah.)
Dean/Seamus (Yesssss a slash pairing! They are so cute! Yet another reason why Ginny is a whore. Please stop that, Phili, I don't think the book wants to be smacked against your head.)
Remus/Sirius (I think you have all realised my opinions on the matter. silently squeals) (Only when they are at Hogwarts, only flirting mind you!) (Yeaaah, whatever! They are so unbelievably cute! I'll convert you someday, Philikins!)

LotR

Faramir/Eowyn
Legolas/My OC
(I'm sorry, but Legolas is gayer then Draco Malfoy, and that's saying something! He was wearing a tiara! And a dress!) (And he looked good dammit!)
Arwen/Aragon (I think Aragon has a liking for a certain blonde elf...yes. It's Legolas.) (You have SLASH on the brain, don't you!) (Why yes. Yes, I do!)

Narnia

Peter/Another of my OC (Who ever keeps pairing him of with one of his sisters or even his brother, I think needs their heads checked.) (For once I agree. That's just wrong.)
Lucy/Mr Tumnus (You do know he's part goat, right?) (Yes. But he's a cute goat.) (You call me disturbed...)

Inuyasha

Inuyasha/Kagome (Kikyo can burn in hell, the dead b!)
Sango/Miroku
Shippo/Yet another of my OC
Sess/Rin

Alex Rider/Yet another of my OC

Will/Elizabeth (Will and Jack. All the way.) (There isn't enough rum in the universe, let alone the Carribean!)

Bleach

Rukia/Ichigo (No. Never, Ever ever ever. They are such good friends! Why would you want to ruin that??) (You just want him and Urahara together, ne?) (Well, yeah, that too.)
Orihme/Ishida (I never even thought of this...that's quite cute actually. Even though Orihime annoys the hell outta me) (Yay! Quincy archer and Flower princess!)
Chad/Tatsuki (Well that's...um...I don't know what to say, really.) (That's a first! Well he's the silent, stoic, strong type, she's got attitude and kicks ass!) (...I don't think I like it...but hey!)
Hinamori/Hitsugaya (Ahhhhhhhh! Love love love! He is so protective, it's adorable!) (finally we are getting somewhere. Can I just say, AIZEN MUST PAY WITH HIS MANHOOD AND BLOOD!! git!)
Renji/My OC (I don't really know this. But it's boy/girl and Renji loves somebody else...with ice blue eyes and gorgeous hair...swoons)
Byakuya/Hisana (Oh no no no no no. I reckon he loved her...but as a companion rather than a wife. Renji is his true love. They complete each other.) (She was the first to break his icy shell of compossure) (As a dear friend! He and Renji are soul mates! I truly belive this!! It's like Remus and Sirius. Perfect. Please don't hit me!) (Just because there is a dog analogy!)
Kira/Matsumoto (He'd be terrified of her. Hehehe...I like!) (She'd bring him out of his shell, like REMUS and TONKS!) (Remus has no shell. He is grieving after the death of Sirius. His heart was broken. Give him space!!)
Shunsui/Nanao (I LOVE this paring. She is technically below him in rank...but she is blatently in charge in this relationship.)
Zaraki/Unohana (Nah...I like Ken - chan and Yachiru.) (WHAAAAAAAAAAT! SHE IS HIS BABY GIRL, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!) (Hey. You like Lucy with a goat man. Don't go yelling at me!) (One he hasn't raised her a his own child, and two whats the problem with Unohana?) (She's creepy.) (They would make a kick-ass family unit, Yachiru, Ken-chan and mommy-taichou)
Urahara/Yoruichi (Woah. Woah woah woah woah woah!! How could you do this to me, Philikins?? (that nickname was revenge for this paring - hahaha!) no never! They are another amazing friendship. And Urahara belongs with Ichigo!! Forever!) (They are so blatanly sleeping together, that cocky little smile they both wear when the look at each other, afterglow or what?) (Excuse me? Maybe they are always happy to see each other because Yoruichi is Urahara's LAST REMAINING FAMILY MEMBER! That's what she is referred to in the manga. And Urahara always has a cocky little smile. It's a part of him. Like his hat.) (That doesn't explain why Yoruichi goes around looking like she's high on catnip!) (She's a lot like Urahara - they are best friends (not mates! not mates!) so she's probably got her own little smile. She does it when she first changes back in front of Ichigo too. Does that mean she's sleeping with him?) (No but its too much fun to freak the poor kid out, the silly prude!) (It's still the same smile!! It doesn't prove ANYTHING!) (You just keep telling yourself that.) (Yeah well the hanky panky bit proves all in my mind. And if Ichigo was straight, he would never have reacted the way he did to a nekkid Yoruichi. She even teased him about it!!) (He's too shy to make any advances on Rukia!) (Too shy? Or too GAY! Like Lupin! Too old, too poor, too dangerous coughtoogaycough)

Well I sort of restrained myself! As much as possible.

Ahem. =points at huge rant about Remus/Tonks and Urahara/Yoruichi=

You couldn't expect me not to comment on that!

Comment=points at huge RANT=

It's important to me. You brought it on yourself!

OK well I think it's time for you to go back to your box, say goodbye to all the nice people out there in fanfiction land.

I hate you...BYEBYE PEOPLE IN FANFICTION LAND! Check my account, yeah.

If you like SLASH she writes nothing but.

Actually I wrote one het fic just to prove I could! And it got the least reviews out of all my fics. Which just proves that slash rules.

Shut up.

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The Republic of Heaven by Blind Author reviews
HDM AU. Part Fifteen. John and Amarisa find some answers about Moriarty, and prepare to go north with Sherlock and Raniel. Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 126,484 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 10/31/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Atlas by Angel Baby1 reviews
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,442 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 4,915 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Glimpse of Gold by TheOtherMaddHatter reviews
Captain Sherlock Holmes lives life on the open sea, bound to no one, and loved in secret by someone who could never hope to reach him. But Pirates are often drawn in by a glimpse of Gold and flashes of innocence.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,836 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Rider on the Storm by swabloo reviews
Sometimes he thinks about turning to Sherlock and saying, 'look, my name isn't actually John,' and telling him about how he's been living off adrenaline since he was fourteen. Sherlock/Alex Rider crossover
Crossover - Alex Rider & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 234 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Alex R./Cub, John W. - Complete
Of scars and other demons by Moranion reviews
Sherlock has a scar. In fact, he has several, but he won't show them to John./slash S/J - Disclaimer: I don't own characters of Sherlock. the quote about scars belongs to immortal Leonard Cohen
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,821 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 78 - Published: 4/10/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Dream Chasers by Enchantable reviews
With Toothless being protective of the injured Hiccup, the trip back to Berk is anything but uneventful. And when they get back to Berk, well, there are a few new residents waiting for them. Including a Deadly Nadder whose taken a shine to Astrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,877 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
What We Remember Forever by ED of Oblivion reviews
Companion piece to “Never Too Late.” A series of snippets and drabbles further detailing Jim’s experiences during his “second childhood.” Fluff. De-aged/kid!fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,437 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Grave Matters by LostInCamelot reviews
When he sees someone crying, Noah Puckerman goes from total badass to Disney f**king Princess in five seconds flat. Pre-Slash. Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Pillow Talk by Aleauxvander reviews
Looking after your brothers for the weekend is no problem. Having them nearly destroy your home is fine. Your parents walking in on you in bed with someone else isn't. ArtemisHolly
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Chase by ED of Oblivion reviews
Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. When Pon Farr strikes, Kirk uses it to his advantage and leads Spock on a wild chase throughout the Enterprise. An unimpressed McCoy is caught in the middle of it all. Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,728 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 155 - Published: 1/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Another Notch in my Lipstick Case by seren23 reviews
Christine was going to wring Jim Kirk's neck. Written for the McCoy/Chapel Fic Exchange on LJ. McCoy/Chapel
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2010 - C. Chapel, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Forgive him by Tia-Pixie reviews
Set straight after the Pevensies are reunited in LWW. Peter wants to forgive Edmund, and he's trying! Susan and Lucy already have. Will he be able to? Of course he will! First ever fic. COMPLETE
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,327 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Dose of Your Own by OurLoveIsForever reviews
She's smart. He's smarter. She's rich. He's richer. She is amused by his reactions. He loves to give her hell. Perfect match? I believe so. Astoria/Draco. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,859 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Awakening by Gemini Star01 reviews
During WW2, Nazi doctor Josef Mengele conducted experiments on identical twins. Alfred and Matthew, taken as prisoners of war, were delivered to his program. A rescue is on its way, but it won’t be soon enough to stop the nightmares...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,064 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
Cold Hands by unkeptsecret reviews
He wants a real Christmas, and she owes him a favor. Besides, not even Kurz deserves to spend the holidays alone. Seasonal Weber/Mao fic. Dedicated to anyone else who is a little low over the holiday season. Rated T for language, some adult themes.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,734 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Melissa M., Kurtz W. - Complete
Turning Point by cjulina reviews
Following the events of Countrycide, no one wants to be alone.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,975 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
By Your Wounds by Bizzy reviews
Riza Hawkeye has always been a strong shoulder and means of support for Roy Mustang. After one life changing event, the tables have turned, and she is finding herself relying upon him more than she ever planned. Rated for adult content, not explicit.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,715 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Tossed Aside by BlackVelvetBand reviews
When Nanao is wounded in battle, the trust between Nanao and her captain is put to the test and Nanao's carefully set limits are continuously breached. Nanao is determined to keep her distance, but fate is determined to close the gap. NOW COMPLETE!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,502 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
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Quo Fas Et Gloria Ducunt
Each sect of the magical folk had their heroes in the final days of the war. Wizards, witches, goblins, house elves. The Fountain of Magical Brethren, however gilded and naive, did have a core of the most basic and true of metals.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,865 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Firenze, OC
Echo reviews
'She didn't want to go, didn't want to venture out there, didn't want to go find this 3rd year that had been shackled with her.' New school, new faces, new opportunity to blend into the back ground noise. Nice try, sweetheart. OC.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Mori/Takashi M.