![]() Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride. HEY EVERYONE!!!! :) I have been reading on this site for about a year now, and decided to sign up!I also am trying to publish my own story on fictionpress.com... not going so welli am SO confused!! Anyway, here is some super basic info Name: See that username? I shall be known as that FOREVER!!! :D Dislikes: people with big egos, materialistic people, people who are major hypocrites, super strong emotionsthey make me tired, people who are sad, too much quietness, annoying teachers, etc. --RANDOMNESSALERT-- Let's see... Uhhhh... I have nothing else to say right now, but if I can think of something, I'll write it down :D Got bored, and i keep seeing this on profiles, so here is some copied and pasted stuffs! YOUR GUY SIDE: (x) You love hoodies TOTAL: 18 (uh-oh..) YOUR GIRL SIDE: (x) Cats are better than dogs. (x) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. I knew that would come out more guy like... 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. "tiny little sparrows that nested in cracks between the"A Game of Thrones 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? The wall. 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Doctor Who 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 12:15 am 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 1:27 pm ...my sense of time has flown out of the window ENTIRELY 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Birds chirping(if you don't count Numb by Linkin Park playing on my computer) 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? 7:30 ish yesterday coming home from a robotics competition in Davis 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at on the computer? Chester singing in the music video for One Step Closer 9. What are you wearing? Pajamas, consisting of a black t-shirt and spongebob bottoms(TAKE THAT WORLD! :D) 10. Did you dream last night? Yes. 11. When did you last laugh? Yesterday at BYOB by System of a Down. Why? Because the dude is all like "Lalalalala ouu!" in a deep voice... I justed laughed again @ that. 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Posters with Spongebob, Periodic table(all of you laughing... shut it), the Solar System, and Club Penguin. I also have a calendar, a house my niece drew for me, a license plate thing, notepad, dream-catcher, calender, glow-in-the-dark stars, and a jewelery rack.(I have other miscellaneous, but I am too lazy to type it all up...) 13. Seen anything weird lately? ME! 14. What do you think of this quiz? This is quite entertaining. 15. What is the last film you saw? Uhhhh...Dotdotdot... I forget... 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? about $2 million on books, and $4 million on snacks/food(I need food to go with me books!!!) oh, and another hoodie sweatshirt... I need one more 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: You don't know me, dummy! Not you, the person who's reading, the person who made this up... 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? People who are butts to people. 19. Do you like to dance? Yes, as long as no one expects me to be good. 20. What is the first thing you think when you hear these words: 1)heart, 2)straw, 3) applesauce. 1) Honors Bio... I dislike that class with a deep, burning passion. 2) BENDY STRAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D 3) Food. 21. What would you call your first child? Give a boy and girl name. For a boy, I would probably name them Alek, becuase the name is EPIC! And for a girl, I would name them something Japanese like Yuzuki, which mean something like gentle/superior moon, because their names are SSOOO pretty!!!!!!! PREP X You own a cell phone. (Let me count the amount of people I know who don't own one... I think it's around 3. My little neices under 10 don't have one.) X You own something from Abercrombie. X You own something from Pac sun. X You own something from Hollister. X You own something from American eagle. X You love/like going to the mall. (I disapprove of shopping) X You own an iPod/MP3 player. (How many people don't have an iPod?) X You love Starbucks. It's okay...) X you have been called a brat. X You hate buying things that are on sale. X You have more than one house. Total: 3 GOTHIC X Black is one of your favourite colours X You have thought about death. (Who hasn't?) X You wear chains. X You like heavy metal. X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic. X You have worn black lipstick. X Your hair was/is dark. (It's a super dark brown right now) X You dislike preps. x you’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic. Total: 5 PUNK X You can skateboard (I CAN just not WELL.) x you’ve worn plaid. X You like Converse. X You hate MTV. X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count) x you dislike pink. X You hate/dislike preps. X you wear/wore skateboarding shoes. Total: 5 GEEK X You love the computer. X You like Harry Potter. X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts X You love/like reading. X You were/are in band. X You don't care what you look like. X You have a curfew. X You always do your homework. X You never miss school unless you're sick. Total: 5 ATHLETIC X You watch/watched the Super bowl. (Because mom was watching) X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. X You collect your jerseys. X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards. X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes. X Your garage consists of sports equipment. (I have weights; that counts right?) X You belong/belonged to a school team. X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp. X You have a specific number. Total: 5 HARDCORE/SCENE X You like loud music. X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles. X You never walk anywhere. X You wear slip-on shoes. X You wear/wore Vans. X You like the band Panic! At the disco. X You wear band t-shirts. X People have called you a freak and meant it. (NO! I thought they just felt like calling me a freak for nothing...) X You love to "hardcore" dance. X Hair has been died more than 1 colour Total: 4 Already did my guy/girl side, so I didn't feel the need to post that again. This is dedicated to all those awkward moments. That awkward moment when you trip over. . . air. That awkward moment when you realize that bacon is the main reason why you are not a vegetarian. That awkward moment when your crush asks you who you like. (This has happened like 2 times...) That awkward moment when someone shows up in your dream and you can barely look them in the eye the next day. (I usually tell them or just feel rreeeaaallllyyy awkward the next day -_-...) That awkward moment when someone you're not very close with is crying and you awkwardly look around, not knowing what to do. That awkward moment when you realize that you're more than a little obsessed with a book series about six flying kids and their flying, talking dog. That awkward moment when you walk into the wrong classroom and everyone stares. That awkward moment when you're talking to your friend about someone in the hallway, then realize the person is walking behind you. That awkward moment when you're trying to walk pass the person who broke your heart with dignity, and crash into someone. That awkward moment when you miss the bus and get to the bus stop, and turn around and walk home like an idiot. That awkward moment when someone asks you for gum and you have gum but don't want to give it to them. That awkward moment when no one understands what you're trying to say so you give up. That awkward moment when you and your friends attempt the coffee grinder and fall on your butts. That awkward moment when you meow at a cat until they meow back. That awkward moment when you wear skinny jeans because it was cold this morning, but like 100 degrees after school. That awkward moment when you tap yourself in the face with a pen, not realizing you forgot to put the cap on. That awkward moment when you see your teacher in public and try to hide. That awkward moment when someone mixes up 'your' and 'you're' and you flip out. That awkward moment when you have to pee while watching your favorite show but can't tear yourself away. That awkward moment when Matt Dillon was much hotter when he was younger. That awkward moment when you see someone waving to you and wave back, only to realize they're waving at someone behind you. That awkward moment when you have to sit next to a guy in health while watching a really sexual video. That awkward moment when you accidentally over-spend on iTunes and only realize when your angry parents leave the bill on your bed. That awkward moment when people are planning their future weddings, and you're busy planning the names of your future 72 cats. That awkward moment when your friend asks you to go with them to the bathroom and it's silent and you awkwardly hear them pee. That awkward moment when your dog follows you around the house for the sole purpose of chewing on your Snuggie as it drags behind you. That awkward moment when you realized you put something on inside out after your friend points it out to you at the END of the day and you realize you've been looking stupid all day. That awkward moment when you walk into the dressing room at Victoria's Secret and STRIP is plastered on the mirror in neon pink letters and suddenly you don't want to try it on anymore. That awkward moment when you see an old lady checking out the thongs at Victoria's Secret. That awkward moment when you ask everyone around you to borrow a pencil, and no one has one for you. That awkward moment when you're watching a movie and a sexual scene comes on right when your parents walk in. That awkward moment when everyone's New Year's resolution is to drop weight or something, and yours is to not miss a single episode of Pretty Little Liars this season. That awkward moment when you see someone staring at you, and turn away, but when you look back five minutes later they're still staring. That awkward moment when you put your hair up and there's ONE tiny flaw but you're bent on utter perfection and do it over again. That awkward moment when someone's telling you a story and you realize, halfway through, how little you care. That awkward moment when you vent to someone about how mad you are at your friend then realize it was your friends' boyfriend and you know he is going to tell her then swear and your parent here you. OMGLOOKATTHEPRETTYSQUIGGLES Quick! Number off 12 Max Ride Characters and answer the following questions: 1. Max 2. Iggy 3. Fang 4. Maya 5. Dylan 6. Gazzy 7. Nudge 8. Angel 9. Ratchet 10. Holden 11. Total 12. Ella 1.Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Gazzy and Total... As long as it's just them hanging around... 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Maya? Uuuhhh... ssuuurree??? 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? How the HELL would ELLA get ANGEL pregnant?!?!?!? 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? He is a part of some fics, does that count? 5.Would Two and Six make a good couple? Iggy and Gazzy? Ummm, sure, if they admit to being gay, I guess... 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Dylan with Ratchet or Holden??? Um no. This shouldn't even be a suggestion. 7. What would happen if Seven walk in on Two and Twelve making out? If Nudge walked in on Iggy and Ella making out... Nudge: OHMIGOD!!! *runs out* GUYS, GUESS WHAT???? 8. Make up a summary for a Three/10 fic. Fang and Holden... Nope. I'm not trying... 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? NNNNOOOOO, NO MAX AND ANGEL FLUFF!!!!! WHY IS MY LIST SO AWKWARD?!?!??!?! 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Uh, maybe, if I take the time to think, but I can't think of a title for a Nudge/Ella fic... Can anyone else? 11. If you wrote a songfic bout Eight, what song would you choose? Possibly "Wake Up" by Hilary Duff. It's like people not really knowing her, and we honestly don't know Angel that well... 12. Eight walks into Ten's room while he/she is changing, what would happened? Angel: Holden, Fang said that your flock is going out somewhere! Holden: *staring at Angel, felling kinda awkward* Uh, okay. Tell him I'll be out in a couple of minutes... 13. Three and Four are fighting, but then Six comes in and brings Three and Four together as a couple. Fang: Maya, why the hell are you and Max still fighting?!?!? Maya: Because you obviously still like her even though I'M your freaking girlfriend!! Gazzy: Maya; get over it. Fang; Max hates your guts. Now go *shudders* make out or something.. Fang and Maya: O.O Gazzy: Iggy told me to say it!!! 14. Five and Nine are talking when Seven runs in between yelling "I love (One)!" Dylan: I am totally going to beat you at this game Ratchet! Ratchet: HA! *grabs stack of cards* I'm obviously winning War right now! Nudge: I LOVE MAX! Dylan and Ratchet: Wait, what the hell??? As a friend right?? 15. Ten and Two are in the middle of a battle when seven comes flying through screaming "Super (Seven's name)" Iggy: HOLDEN, THAT WAS MY LAST BATCH OF FROSTING!! Holden: I was hungry!!!!!! Iggy: IT DOESN'T MATTER, I- Nudge: SSUUUPPEERRR NNUUUDDGGGEEE!!!!!! *rams into a wall* Holden: Are you okay, Nudge? Nudge is seeing stars while Iggy is crying in a corner about his dang frosting* 16. Ten kills Four, Four's last words? Holden: OH CRAP! I FORGOT THAT YOU CAN'T REGENERATE YOUR LIMBS!!! Maya: It's *cough* okay. *dying from blood loss* Tell Fang... I love him... Holden: Sure, okay... Uh crap... she's dead... 17. What would Two think if Four got One pregnant? Max: HOW THE HELL AM I PREGNANT WITH MAYA'S KID Maya: *spit take* Iggy: *insert perverted comment of your choice here* 18. What would the rest of the people on the list above think if Ten and Six got together? Holden and Angel... Uhhh... noooooo... |
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